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LOLCATS
08-08-2014, 10:35 AM
A friend of mine whose girlfriend is close friends with my wife told me that my wife told his girlfriend that she wants to leave me. She hasnt mentioned it but as you may know we have been arguing constantly and on bad terms these last 6 months or so. Well my friend just told me that his girlfriend told him she wanted to leave me, and that he shouldnt tell me. Well he did because hes loyal and hes we have been friends long before he met his girlfriend.
What should I do? My wife has no idea that I know this. Strangely I am not even sad or depressed. The writing has been on the wall for a long time, and now its out I dont know how I should feel.
One thing I am thinking though is that because he didnt hear her say it directly, he doesnt know the context in which she said it. She may have said something like "sometimes I think about leaving him", which is different from "I am going to leave him". Is she just saying it crossed her mind, or is she actually planning to tell me some time soon she wants to leave? Thats the worst thing. I literally have no idea how I should react.
If you were in my situation what would you do?
Le Shaqtus
08-08-2014, 10:36 AM
Kill her.
If you can't have her, no one can.
JohnFreeman
08-08-2014, 10:37 AM
A friend of mine whose girlfriend is close friends with my wife told me that my wife told his girlfriend that she wants to leave me. She hasnt mentioned it but as you may know we have been arguing constantly and on bad terms these last 6 months or so. Well my friend just told me that his girlfriend told him she wanted to leave me, and that he shouldnt tell me. Well he did because hes loyal and hes we have been friends long before he met his girlfriend.
What should I do? My wife has no idea that I know this. Strangely I am not even sad or depressed. The writing has been on the wall for a long time, and now its out I dont know how I should feel.
One thing I am thinking though is that because he didnt hear her say it directly, he doesnt know the context in which she said it. She may have said something like "sometimes I think about leaving him", which is different from "I am going to leave him". Is she just saying it crossed her mind, or is she actually planning to tell me some time soon she wants to leave? Thats the worst thing. I literally have no idea how I should react.
If you were in my situation what would you do?
**** a tranny
step_back
08-08-2014, 10:39 AM
Strike first.
Tell her you want a divorce.
glidedrxlr22
08-08-2014, 10:42 AM
http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/cobrafist.jpg
GimmeThat
08-08-2014, 10:46 AM
if the writing on the wall also includes the both of you have been more independent/separate about your financial situation.
you're probably doing okay.
if not.
rezznor
08-08-2014, 10:49 AM
Do you still love her? Does she still love you?are the problems something you can work through? Do you even want to try? You have to ask yourselves these questions
LOLCATS
08-08-2014, 10:52 AM
Do you still love her? Does she still love you?are the problems something you can work through? Do you even want to try? You have to ask yourselves these questions
Most of the problems are coming from her. She has been depressed and angry with me for months. I want to try but if she doesnt want me, what can I do? Im not going to make a fool of myself trying to please someone who has already said they want to leave me.
LOLCATS
08-08-2014, 10:53 AM
if the writing on the wall also includes the both of you have been more independent/separate about your financial situation.
you're probably doing okay.
if not.
If we separated neither of us would have problems financially.
rezznor
08-08-2014, 10:56 AM
Most of the problems are coming from her. She has been depressed and angry with me for months. I want to try but if she doesnt want me, what can I do? Im not going to make a fool of myself trying to please someone who has already said they want to leave me.
Is she unreasonable with being upset with you? Are there things you can change? Should you change? Are you being stubborn, or is it her? Have you talked about it?
GimmeThat
08-08-2014, 10:57 AM
Do you still love her? Does she still love you?are the problems something you can work through? Do you even want to try? You have to ask yourselves these questions
I think he's learning for it to be a no.
as for all the other questions, if someone doesn't love you, what's to work through?
people walk into a marriage counseling situation because both parties still have feelings for another but is just struggling. that's the benefit of what a counselor gets to say "well, the two of you are here for a reason"
and without going through any of it myself, I wonder what a good counselor would say if the couple simply answered "we're here for our kids"
that's more family counseling than marriage counseling as far as I'm concerned.
rezznor
08-08-2014, 11:00 AM
I think he's learning for it to be a no.
as for all the other questions, if someone doesn't love you, what's to work through?
people walk into a marriage counseling situation because both parties still have feelings for another but is just struggling. that's the benefit of what a counselor gets to say "well, the two of you are here for a reason"
and without going through any of it myself, I wonder what a good counselor would say if the couple simply answered "we're here for our kids"
that's more family counseling than marriage counseling as far as I'm concerned.
That's why I asked. If she still loves him then it might be worth fighting for. If not then let it go
LOLCATS
08-08-2014, 11:02 AM
Is she unreasonable with being upset with you? Are there things you can change? Should you change? Are you being stubborn, or is it her? Have you talked about it?
I have talked about this in other threads, but the root of our problem that her family didnt want her to marry me because of cultural differences. She loved me and alienated a lot of people close to her so we could be together. After we got married everything was great for like a month and then suddenly she became depressed and was clearly regretting the marriage. So over time things decayed and we have been arguing like crazy and find it hard to summon any real affection for each other for a long time now. I still cared for her and tried to make her happy but I think she just didnt want me anymore, and that we got married too early. So now shes telling people she wants to leave me. I honestly dont think theres a way back at this point.
JohnFreeman
08-08-2014, 11:02 AM
Shes cheating on you. Sorry.
GimmeThat
08-08-2014, 11:03 AM
Most of the problems are coming from her. She has been depressed and angry with me for months. I want to try but if she doesnt want me, what can I do? Im not going to make a fool of myself trying to please someone who has already said they want to leave me.
well there's a difference between someone who doesn't want you, and someone who wants to leave you.
but no, I'm not sure what you can try either way.
unless there's a side of you that she doesn't know of.
Godzuki
08-08-2014, 11:04 AM
you'll never get another girl, this bitch is your only chance, get on your knee's and beg even tho i don't blame her for leaving a obvious loser.
good luck youre gonna need it weak mf'er :cheers:
rezznor
08-08-2014, 11:07 AM
I have talked about this in other threads, but the root of our problem that her family didnt want her to marry me because of cultural differences. She loved me and alienated a lot of people close to her so we could be together. After we got married everything was great for like a month and then suddenly she became depressed and was clearly regretting the marriage. So over time things decayed and we have been arguing like crazy and find it hard to summon any real affection for each other for a long time now. I still cared for her and tried to make her happy but I think she just didnt want me anymore, and that we got married too early. So now shes telling people she wants to leave me. I honestly dont think theres a way back at this point.
Sorry never read any of your other threads but yea it's hard of the family is already against you, especially if she had strong ties to them
sweggeh
08-08-2014, 11:11 AM
Looks like OP is jumping back on that tranny train!!!!!!!
:roll: :roll: :roll:
CHOO CHOO!!
DukeDelonte13
08-08-2014, 11:16 AM
you should consider your finances if you think things are gonna get ugly.
LOLCATS
08-08-2014, 11:18 AM
Looks like OP is jumping back on that tranny train!!!!!!!
I know you joking and trying to insult me, but if honestly I divorced my wife I probably would start dating transgender women again. And I have no issue admitting that. So I hope you little kids have fun with your kiddy jokes, cause it doesnt affect me in the slightest.
LOLCATS
08-08-2014, 11:22 AM
Sorry never read any of your other threads but yea it's hard of the family is already against you, especially if she had strong ties to them
Yeah, I think we would have been much happier if we didnt have that albatross around our necks.
Rameek
08-08-2014, 11:25 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8tGhfuBVK4
BlkMambaGOAT
08-08-2014, 11:26 AM
Marital rape.
step_back
08-08-2014, 11:27 AM
I know you joking and trying to insult me, but if honestly I divorced my wife I probably would start dating transgender women again. And I have no issue admitting that. So I hope you little kids have fun with your kiddy jokes, cause it doesnt affect me in the slightest.
:kobe:
Rocketswin2013
08-08-2014, 11:30 AM
OP is a homosexual. Negged.
:applause:
DeuceWallaces
08-08-2014, 11:35 AM
You've clearly come to the right place for marital advice.
JohnFreeman
08-08-2014, 11:44 AM
Don't worry OP, my life is fine.
LOLCATS
08-08-2014, 11:44 AM
I wasnt trying to insult you at all, I was actually 100% serious, just said it in a joking way. But if shit really is going south with you and your wife, I am sorry for that and wish it all gets worked out for the best.
Ok sorry maybe I misunderstood. People on this site are usually very intolerant of me so I assumed you were insulting me, which I shouldnt have done. Thank you for your best wishes man.
NumberSix
08-08-2014, 11:45 AM
I know you joking and trying to insult me, but if honestly I divorced my wife I probably would start dating transgender women again. And I have no issue admitting that. So I hope you little kids have fun with your kiddy jokes, cause it doesnt affect me in the slightest.
Transgender women = men
StephHamann
08-08-2014, 11:45 AM
I know you joking and trying to insult me, but if honestly I divorced my wife I probably would start dating transgender women again. And I have no issue admitting that. So I hope you little kids have fun with your kiddy jokes, cause it doesnt affect me in the slightest.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-UUBBVvfBUcM/T1t8Zi673mI/AAAAAAAAA0c/uEdZ-PA4IpI/s1600/homer-simpson-bush-gif.gif
riseagainst
08-08-2014, 11:46 AM
dam bro. Sorry hear about your marriage falling apart man. Why don't you have a talk with your wife?
LOLCATS
08-08-2014, 11:46 AM
You've clearly come to the right place for marital advice.
I dont have that many close friends in real life who I can share this stuff with, maybe a couple tops. Its great to get the perspectives of people on here, even though a minority of of them are just a waste of time.
LOLCATS
08-08-2014, 11:48 AM
dam bro. Sorry hear about your marriage falling apart man. Why don't you have a talk with your wife?
I havent seen her since my friend told me this, which was when I saw him this morning. Shes out and I'll see her in a few hours but I dont know what to say when I see her.
NumberSix
08-08-2014, 11:49 AM
I havent seen her since my friend told me this, which was when I saw him this morning. Shes out and I'll see her in a few hours but I dont know what to say when I see her.
Tell her the truth. You're gay.
JohnFreeman
08-08-2014, 11:49 AM
Tell her the truth. You're gay.
:roll:
BlkMambaGOAT
08-08-2014, 11:52 AM
You've clearly come to the right place for marital advice.
What could possibly go wrong?
Godzuki
08-08-2014, 11:53 AM
I havent seen her since my friend told me this, which was when I saw him this morning. Shes out and I'll see her in a few hours but I dont know what to say when I see her.
your friend is probably banging her
riseagainst
08-08-2014, 11:53 AM
I havent seen her since my friend told me this, which was when I saw him this morning. Shes out and I'll see her in a few hours but I dont know what to say when I see her.
when was the last time you two went on a date or made love/fcked?
JohnFreeman
08-08-2014, 11:54 AM
Dude, your friend is hitting that...
b1imtf
08-08-2014, 11:55 AM
Can't blame her tbh.
mehyaM24
08-08-2014, 11:56 AM
the fact you're posting this on an internet forum, to strangers, is pretty telling of your personality.
basically your wife wants out because you're a bitch.
Godzuki
08-08-2014, 11:58 AM
damn never seen anybody get so wrecked in a sympathy thread :oldlol:
NumberSix
08-08-2014, 12:00 PM
damn never seen anybody get so wrecked in a sympathy thread :oldlol:
OP is quite obviously trolling.
Godzuki
08-08-2014, 12:01 PM
OP is quite obviously trolling.
nah he's typing a lot with unique detail, its real.
IcanzIIravor
08-08-2014, 12:01 PM
when was the last time you two went on a date or made love/fcked?
He is into trannies so I imagine she got tired of **** and him running out then room when she she mentioned she wanted a non **** night.
LOLCATS
08-08-2014, 12:02 PM
when was the last time you two went on a date or made love/fcked?
We used to do that intimate stuff a lot at first but nowadays not so much. She is giving me the silent treatment 50% of the time and yelling at me the rest of the time. Its hard to get in the mood under these conditions.
NumberSix
08-08-2014, 12:03 PM
nah he's typing a lot with unique detail, its real.
Lol. You think his tales of his wife being the only thing holding him back from the temptations of trannies is the real deal?
LOLCATS
08-08-2014, 12:07 PM
Lol. You think his tales of his wife being the only thing holding him back from the temptations of trannies is the real deal?
What are you talking about? Since I have been with my wife I have never been with anyone, transgender or no transgender. And if I end up divorced, it is no ones business but my own who I spend my time with.
There is no "temptation" that is causing our problems, the bulk of the issues damaging our marriage is coming from her side. I know your trolling but at least try to get the facts right.
Godzuki
08-08-2014, 12:12 PM
Lol. You think his tales of his wife being the only thing holding him back from the temptations of trannies is the real deal?
honestly lots of dudes into pron are into tranny pron these days. just very few say it. pron/sex regularity is one of those things where people tend to get deeper and deeper into, because whatever they're doing at one period gets stale, and they move on to more crazy shit. its like drugs, sort of...
i read something somewhere(think rededit?) on the amount of hits tranny sites get somewhere where its beating hetero pron, or something like that....either way implied a HUGE jump from most pron users. this was like a year ago tho~
NumberSix
08-08-2014, 12:14 PM
honestly lots of dudes into pron are into tranny pron these days. just very few say it. pron/sex regularity is one of those things where people tend to get deeper and deeper into, because whatever they're doing at one period gets stale, and they move on to more crazy shit. its like drugs, sort of...
i read something somewhere(think rededit?) on the amount of hits tranny sites get somewhere where its beating hetero pron, or something like that....either way implied a HUGE jump from most pron users. this was like a year ago tho~
I'd imagine a good percentage of that is teenagers that are like "no way! Girls that have a dick? Nooo! Really?"
Graviton
08-08-2014, 01:37 PM
nah he's typing a lot with unique detail, its real.
Its a pretty obvious gimmick account. He is trying to come off as a desperate husband that likes transexuals. Of course he would add details to make it believable. But ask yourself would such a man call himself "LOLCATS" and type like he is a depressed hippie in his 40s?
Levity
08-08-2014, 01:51 PM
have her sign up for ISH, so the two of you can have a supervised/guided conversation on here.
sweggeh
08-08-2014, 01:56 PM
Its a pretty obvious gimmick account. He is trying to come off as a desperate husband that likes transexuals. Of course he would add details to make it believable. But ask yourself would such a man call himself "LOLCATS" and type like he is a depressed hippie in his 40s?
Dude seems too emotionally invested to be trolling. You can literally feel the anger and rage in his words when you tell him hes a homosexual. He aint havin none of it.
chosen_one6
08-08-2014, 01:57 PM
The fact that you don't feel angry or sad that she wants to leave you should be enough of an indicator that you are not 100% in the relationship anymore. And she clearly isn't either.
I would start looking at other options, and by other options I mean women, right now because you don't want to be left with your thumb up your ass when you find out a week after you divorce that she's already found someone else. That's going to destroy you inside. Also, I'd leave her first if you start getting more hints from your boy.
sweggeh
08-08-2014, 02:02 PM
The fact that you don't feel angry or sad that she wants to leave you should be enough of an indicator that you are not 100% in the relationship anymore. And she clearly isn't either.
I would start looking at other options, and by other options I mean women, right now because you don't want to be left with your thumb up your ass when you find out a week after you divorce that she's already found someone else. That's going to destroy you inside. Also, I'd leave her first if you start getting more hints from your boy.
Somehow I dont think he will move on to women :oldlol:
Graviton
08-08-2014, 02:04 PM
Dude seems too emotionally invested to be trolling. You can literally feel the anger and rage in his words when you tell him hes a homosexual. He aint havin none of it.
So he signs up on an NBA message board, never posts in the NBA section, and just sits here acting like a distressed husband with a transgender fetish? Feels like a gimmick, no way would any real person come to ****ing ISH to discuss mainly their marriage and personal preferences. :oldlol:
sweggeh
08-08-2014, 02:07 PM
So he signs up on an NBA message board, never posts in the NBA section, and just sits here acting like a distressed husband with a transgender fetish? Feels like a gimmick, no way would any real person come to ****ing ISH to discuss mainly their marriage and personal preferences. :oldlol:
Well I dont know for sure, but if I had to guess with my life on the line I would say he is legit. People usually provoke him with tranny jokes in every thread he makes and he goes crazy trying to defend himself and posting pages filled with attractive trannies, so thats why he seems to be talking about it all the time.
Graviton
08-08-2014, 02:10 PM
Well I dont know for sure, but if I had to guess with my life on the line I would say he is legit. People usually provoke him with tranny jokes in every thread he makes and he goes crazy trying to defend himself and posting pages filled with attractive trannies, so thats why he seems to be talking about it all the time.
That's exactly what a gimmick would do, try to make everyone believe him with repetition. I see the same shit with Stalkerforlife, Dragic4life, Dubeta, Lebronxrings. They always keep going and never quit on stop with the bullshit.
sweggeh
08-08-2014, 02:10 PM
LOLCATs, if you do indeed break up with your wife make sure she doesnt leave without you telling her about the hot tranny ass you been eating. If you still care about what your ex wife who disrespected and dumped you thinks, you are just a bitch.
sweggeh
08-08-2014, 02:12 PM
That's exactly what a gimmick would do, try to make everyone believe him with repetition. I see the same shit with Stalkerforlife, Dragic4life, Dubeta, Lebronxrings. They always keep going and never quit on stop with the bullshit.
Stop it, dude.
http://www.imbecile.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/i-want-to-be-leaf.jpg
Glass Ankles
08-08-2014, 02:16 PM
If I was you I would drug your wife, then have one of your transgender buddies **** her in the butt while you deepthroat her, then *** on her face. Videotape the whole thing and put it online, then show it to all her future partners. :cheers:
chosen_one6
08-08-2014, 02:17 PM
Somehow I dont think he will move on to women :oldlol:
Got 'em coach. :lol
sweggeh
08-08-2014, 02:20 PM
If I was you I would drug your wife, then have one of your transgender buddies **** her in the butt while you deepthroat her, then *** on her face. Videotape the whole thing and put it online, then show it to all her future partners. :cheers:
:oldlol:
LOLCATS is the only guy I know who could have his wife become impregnated in a threesome with him and his ex girlfriend, and him not be the father :oldlol:
Godzuki
08-08-2014, 02:23 PM
he's probably outside his friends house right now w/ a gun, banging on the door yelling "DID U FUKK HER??!!" :lol
LOLCATS
08-08-2014, 03:07 PM
Well she called me and said she would be home soon. She was her usual moody self on the phone. I dont think I will mention anything yet, maybe she was in a bad mood when she said it and she didnt really mean it. I want this to work so I will just say nothing and keep trying to make this work for us.
Also those people saying I am trolling and faking, if you think that good for you. You dont need to open my threads or read my posts. If you insist on reading my posts, please refrain from spreading lies about me and telling people I am a troll. It gets old fast.
Thanks anyway to those people who actually tried to give me advice, it was much appreciated. I have taken it all on board, and I will not say anything just keep trying to make this work and make her love me like she used to. Also, if I make a big scene, my friends girlfriend will know that he has been telling me stuff she said to keep a secret. My wife is then going to blame her friend for not keeping it a secret. It would cause grief for a lot of people. I'll take it on board and just keep moving forward.
Patrick Chewing
08-08-2014, 03:10 PM
http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/cobrafist.jpg
:applause:
riseagainst
08-08-2014, 03:10 PM
Well she called me and said she would be home soon. She was her usual moody self on the phone. I dont think I will mention anything yet, maybe she was in a bad mood when she said it and she didnt really mean it. I want this to work so I will just say nothing and keep trying to make this work for us.
Also those people saying I am trolling and faking, if you think that good for you. You dont need to open my threads or read my posts. If you insist on reading my posts, please refrain from spreading lies about me and telling people I am a troll. It gets old fast.
Thanks anyway to those people who actually tried to give me advice, it was much appreciated. I have taken it all on board, and I will not say anything just keep trying to make this work and make her love me like she used to. Also, if I make a big scene, my friends girlfriend will know that he has been telling me stuff she said to keep a secret. My wife is then going to blame her friend for not keeping it a secret. It would cause grief for a lot of people. I'll take it on board and just keep moving forward.
i'm no expert, but i think you should do something to revitalize your relationship with her. Something exciting.
IamRAMBO24
08-08-2014, 03:11 PM
LOLCATs, if you do indeed break up with your wife make sure she doesnt leave without you telling her about the hot tranny ass you been eating. If you still care about what your ex wife who disrespected and dumped you thinks, you are just a bitch.
:applause:
IamRAMBO24
08-08-2014, 03:12 PM
Why is everybody talking about tranny sex? Does LOL have a bit of beef in his taco or something?
Miss Bella
08-08-2014, 03:13 PM
Talk to her?
sweggeh
08-08-2014, 03:33 PM
Why is everybody talking about tranny sex? Does LOL have a bit of beef in his taco or something?
If only you knew dawg.
KyleKong
08-08-2014, 04:52 PM
I love ISH advice more then anything in the whole World.
UtahJazzFan88
08-08-2014, 05:46 PM
Then tell her to F off and leave her ass. Nothing more powerful in a man's arsenal against a women than the ability to walk away. I used to be ****ing terrible with women, but the last 2 women started to play games, I walked away and they came running back.
riseagainst
08-08-2014, 05:48 PM
Then tell her to F off and leave her ass. Nothing more powerful in a man's arsenal against a women than the ability to walk away. I used to be ****ing terrible with women, but the last 2 women started to play games, I walked away and they came running back.
this.
:applause:
TheReal Kendall
08-08-2014, 05:53 PM
Just get a divorce and go bang trannies.
Then create a thread on here telling us all about your numerous encounters and call the thread "Tranny Tails"
Live your life bro! Have fun, life is too short.
DonDadda59
08-08-2014, 06:07 PM
What should I do?
http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv150/lakewobegon/oj-simpson-99-problems.jpg
RoundMoundOfReb
08-08-2014, 06:09 PM
I know you joking and trying to insult me, but if honestly I divorced my wife I probably would start dating transgender women again. And I have no issue admitting that. So I hope you little kids have fun with your kiddy jokes, cause it doesnt affect me in the slightest.
:biggums:
sweggeh
08-08-2014, 06:16 PM
This thread :roll:
LOLCATS is a apt name for this dude. Where he goes, lols surely follow.
In all seriousness, you gotta tell her bout the trannies man. I bet she found out but didnt say anything. That's the reason she went cold.
SupermanOnSteroids
08-08-2014, 07:21 PM
O.K. this is how it goes. You get an orangutan. I'm not talking a little monkey or some dancing chimp bull****, I mean a ****ing orangutan. Don't ask me how you're gonna get a ****ing orangutan, that's not my problem. So the orangutan's name is Clyde. This is non-negotianable, all orangutans are named Clyde. I don't know why that is, it's just how the world works. So you and Clyde become man (and ape) about town. You're seen everywhere together, you make the scene. You and friends go out in big groups. You talk loud, you laugh louder. Every time you say something witty you high-five the orangutan. The town begins to buzz. It gets back to her. "Did you know the guy with the orangutan?", "You used to date the guy with the orangutan?", "Why would you break up with a guy with an orangutan?" Next thing you know she's calling. "I'm hoping we can still be friends. Wanna hang out sometime." "Geez I dunno, me and Clyde were going to go to a monster truck race tonight. (orangutans love monster trucks) In fact the whole social calender seems kinda full. I tell you what, I'll make a little note (what was your name again?) and maybe I can squeeze you in." "Oh, well you know my number so don't be a stra-" "Hey look at the time! I gotta skate, Clyde's making Mojitos'." At this point the upper hand is yours. You can let her twist in the wind, you can draw her back into your life at the pace you decide. Whatever, it's your life. But if you're a smart man? You slowly phase her back in. You're IM'ng. You're talking on Live. You get invited to family functions. You bring Clyde, he becomes like one of the family. You're one big Brady Bunch. Then the orangutan ****s her mother.
CelticBaller
08-08-2014, 07:24 PM
There's plenty of trannies out there my man
BrainDead
08-08-2014, 07:37 PM
http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv150/lakewobegon/oj-simpson-99-problems.jpg
I lol'd
Future Repped
RoundMoundOfReb
08-08-2014, 07:44 PM
O.K. this is how it goes. You get an orangutan. I'm not talking a little monkey or some dancing chimp bull****, I mean a ****ing orangutan. Don't ask me how you're gonna get a ****ing orangutan, that's not my problem. So the orangutan's name is Clyde. This is non-negotianable, all orangutans are named Clyde. I don't know why that is, it's just how the world works. So you and Clyde become man (and ape) about town. You're seen everywhere together, you make the scene. You and friends go out in big groups. You talk loud, you laugh louder. Every time you say something witty you high-five the orangutan. The town begins to buzz. It gets back to her. "Did you know the guy with the orangutan?", "You used to date the guy with the orangutan?", "Why would you break up with a guy with an orangutan?" Next thing you know she's calling. "I'm hoping we can still be friends. Wanna hang out sometime." "Geez I dunno, me and Clyde were going to go to a monster truck race tonight. (orangutans love monster trucks) In fact the whole social calender seems kinda full. I tell you what, I'll make a little note (what was your name again?) and maybe I can squeeze you in." "Oh, well you know my number so don't be a stra-" "Hey look at the time! I gotta skate, Clyde's making Mojitos'." At this point the upper hand is yours. You can let her twist in the wind, you can draw her back into your life at the pace you decide. Whatever, it's your life. But if you're a smart man? You slowly phase her back in. You're IM'ng. You're talking on Live. You get invited to family functions. You bring Clyde, he becomes like one of the family. You're one big Brady Bunch. Then the orangutan ****s her mother.
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KNOW1EDGE
08-08-2014, 08:19 PM
Dude, you come in here saying that you need advice regarding your wife leaving you. Then you state that if she does, you will likely go back to dating trannies, and we are supposed to take you serious? I find it difficult to believe any of that is true, and if it is, you should see a therapist, not ISH Off The Court Lounge for advice
KNOW1EDGE
08-08-2014, 08:24 PM
But I'll do you a favor LOLCATS... if you're ever in Portland, I'll dress up as a woman and f*čķ you! :cheers:
BlkMambaGOAT
08-08-2014, 08:25 PM
Then tell her to F off and leave her ass. Nothing more powerful in a man's arsenal against a women than the ability to walk away. I used to be ****ing terrible with women, but the last 2 women started to play games, I walked away and they came running back.
Leaving her ass and saying no are two different things. Still...repped:cheers:
stalkerforlife
08-08-2014, 10:34 PM
OP, you are so damn beta. Don't feel bad, I am, too. Well, feel bad. Feeling bad is your destiny.
Damn man, no words. Sorry to hear. God bless, bro.
SupermanOnSteroids
08-08-2014, 11:23 PM
well what do you think they were doing so far. if that happens, then that story stays well hidden. but the story of the orangutan ****ing the girl's mom, very well publicized.
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