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J Shuttlesworth
08-10-2014, 09:48 PM
Damn. I messaged this chick on Tinder last night, she didn't respond. I had plans today to go to the Wild Animal Park w/ some friends and we got there around 11 (Wild animal park is basically the zoo). Around 11:30 AM, I get a message from this chick saying "Drinks?" and I wasn't able to respond to it because I was busy at the zoo. I tried responding to her a couple hours ago seeing if she wants to meet tonight, but no response :mad:

Maybe she'll message me, but damn. "Drinks?" on Tinder is pretty much asking "Sex?"

Bandito
08-10-2014, 09:50 PM
Damn. I messaged this chick on Tinder last night, she didn't respond. I had plans today to go to the Wild Animal Park w/ some friends and we got there around 11 (Wild animal park is basically the zoo). Around 11:30 AM, I get a message from this chick saying "Drinks?" and I wasn't able to respond to it because I was busy at the zoo. I tried responding to her a couple hours ago seeing if she wants to meet tonight, but no response :mad:

Maybe she'll message me, but damn. "Drinks?" on Tinder is pretty much asking "Sex?"
Yeah you lost ***** today. It happens though, luckily you might get another chance.

J Shuttlesworth
08-10-2014, 09:51 PM
Yeah you lost ***** today. It happens though, luckily you might get another chance.
I'm not too worried. I've got a date with a cute Indian chick this week, so we'll see what happens with that.

It just feels bad to know that you had some girl opening her toddler tunnel for you, and you happened to be at the ****ing zoo :banghead:

iTare
08-10-2014, 09:55 PM
I'm not too worried. I've got a date with a cute Indian chick this week, so we'll see what happens with that.

It just feels bad to know that you had some girl opening her toddler tunnel for you, and you happened to be at the ****ing zoo :banghead:
:durantunimpressed:

TylerOO
08-10-2014, 10:00 PM
been there. not on tinder but in general. the chance will rise again...atleast thats what i tell my dumbass self

Bandito
08-10-2014, 10:02 PM
I'm not too worried. I've got a date with a cute Indian chick this week, so we'll see what happens with that.

It just feels bad to know that you had some girl opening her toddler tunnel for you, and you happened to be at the ****ing zoo :banghead:
:roll: :roll: :roll:

b1imtf
08-10-2014, 10:03 PM
:durantunimpressed:
:lol

OncePerMonth
08-10-2014, 10:13 PM
Yea bro, drinks means she wants to drink yo d1ck. She prolly sent it to another guy and he responded to her, then proceed to **** her brains out lol

This. OP couldn't answer because he was at the zoo. She couldn't answer back because she was getting ****ed like an animal.

knickballer
08-10-2014, 10:19 PM
Yea bro, drinks means she wants to drink yo d1ck. She prolly sent it to another guy and he responded to her, then proceed to **** her brains out lol

Pretty much this. She's probably in some bathroom of a barn trying to washout the taste of some random dude's sperm which could have been your sperm if you didn't go to the ****ing zoo

ihoopallday
08-10-2014, 10:23 PM
What's Tinder?

CelticBaller
08-10-2014, 10:24 PM
what kind of man goes to the zoo?

JohnFreeman
08-10-2014, 10:51 PM
:durantunimpressed:
:roll:

Ca$H
08-10-2014, 11:58 PM
:durantunimpressed:

What's so funny?

http://st1.bollywoodlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/deepika-padukone-2_171111.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t31.0-8/s960x960/10506808_10152867607397481_6874036832297659615_o.j pg

iTare
08-11-2014, 12:02 AM
What's so funny?

http://st1.bollywoodlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/deepika-padukone-2_171111.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t31.0-8/s960x960/10497515_10152885010997481_3486969537868769925_o.j pg
:durantunimpressed:

DetroitPiston
08-11-2014, 12:04 AM
Same shit happened to me. Feels bad, man.:facepalm

J Shuttlesworth
08-11-2014, 12:14 AM
Same shit happened to me. Feels bad, man.:facepalm
Bro-hug :cry:

riseagainst
08-11-2014, 02:21 AM
Damn. I messaged this chick on Tinder last night, she didn't respond. I had plans today to go to the Wild Animal Park w/ some friends and we got there around 11 (Wild animal park is basically the zoo). Around 11:30 AM, I get a message from this chick saying "Drinks?" and I wasn't able to respond to it because I was busy at the zoo. I tried responding to her a couple hours ago seeing if she wants to meet tonight, but no response :mad:

Maybe she'll message me, but damn. "Drinks?" on Tinder is pretty much asking "Sex?"

:lol

dam sorry you lost some pu$$y bro. But most likely she was fcking with you. Or she was fcking some other dude who responded to her immediately. Up to your imagination. Maybe you should ask her. :lol

"were you fcking another dude? I thought we were exclusive."

Doctor K
08-11-2014, 02:26 AM
:durantunimpressed:
THIS

OP needs some pics

J Shuttlesworth
08-11-2014, 02:39 AM
:lol

dam sorry you lost some pu$$y bro. But most likely she was fcking with you. Or she was fcking some other dude who responded to her immediately. Up to your imagination. Maybe you should ask her. :lol

"were you fcking another dude? I thought we were exclusive."
Chick was definitely DTF, but it was a short window because she was only in town this weekend.

Never going to the zoo again :coleman:

Swaggin916
08-11-2014, 03:17 AM
Would have been funny if you saw multiple animals boning at the zoo

oarabbus
08-11-2014, 03:43 AM
:durantunimpressed:

you must have an awful taste in women.

http://mehtakyakehta.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/sunny-leone_black.jpg

http://www.dontbelieveus.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/322.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NellBgY9Zqs/S7Ty-3PmnHI/AAAAAAAAFSY/GkBzSVYCuZk/s1600/sexy-Koena-Mitra.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vCVu21KqZ7Q/TLsJwFgoXJI/AAAAAAAASiQ/08QqNYSOwaw/s1600/shilpa+shetty+butt.jpg

GimmeThat
08-11-2014, 04:32 AM
such a shallow reason to get into a relationship


don't knock on my door if you end up in hell.

iTare
08-11-2014, 04:40 AM
you must have an awful taste in women.

http://mehtakyakehta.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/sunny-leone_black.jpg

http://www.dontbelieveus.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/322.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vCVu21KqZ7Q/TLsJwFgoXJI/AAAAAAAASiQ/08QqNYSOwaw/s1600/shilpa+shetty+butt.jpg
:durantunimpressed:

JohnFreeman
08-11-2014, 05:01 AM
:durantunimpressed:
:lol

NBAplayoffs2001
08-11-2014, 10:57 AM
you must have an awful taste in women.

http://mehtakyakehta.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/sunny-leone_black.jpg

http://www.dontbelieveus.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/322.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vCVu21KqZ7Q/TLsJwFgoXJI/AAAAAAAASiQ/08QqNYSOwaw/s1600/shilpa+shetty+butt.jpg

Finding indian girls that LOOK like this are rare though just saying and I'm from an area where 30-40% is indian.

Nick Young
08-11-2014, 11:00 AM
you must have an awful taste in women.

http://mehtakyakehta.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/sunny-leone_black.jpg

http://www.dontbelieveus.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/322.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vCVu21KqZ7Q/TLsJwFgoXJI/AAAAAAAASiQ/08QqNYSOwaw/s1600/shilpa+shetty+butt.jpg
:durantunimpressed: