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riseagainst
08-13-2014, 11:32 AM
I'm thinking about moving to a new place, a bigger one, I was wondering should I, even though i don't use half of my current place already and there will be even more empty space in the new place. Also, does pen1s size matter?
Im Still Ballin
08-13-2014, 11:34 AM
Yes.
~primetime~
08-13-2014, 11:36 AM
ask a realtor if sq footage 'matters'

then ask a woman (who isn't your GF) if dick size matters


both will say probably 'yes'
SupermanOnSteroids
08-13-2014, 11:43 AM
I'm thinking about moving to a new place, a bigger one, I was wondering should I, even though i don't use half of my current place already and there will be even more empty space in the new place. Also, does pen1s size matter?
dude size always matter. i mean even if you're shoving more than half of it in the uterus where the girl doesn't even appreciate it, she would always acknowledge it. maybe you could have stored her extra shit in that extra room. or maybe that extra bit of size could be where her friend could have stayed when she came over for the night and got too drunk to drive back home. that way she could have felt a little bit cooler. maybe you having extra size could have encouraged her to brag about it to her friends during them during them 'oh so personal conversations' between her and her friends so that she feels superior and much more satisfied than her friends whose boyfriend only owns a 1 bedroom apt. maybe you having a bigger place means you have more of that thing that all girls like - money.
#number6ix#
08-13-2014, 01:01 PM
BBC on deck... Salute me
SupermanOnSteroids
08-13-2014, 01:04 PM
BBC on deck... Salute me
Plz send me a pic to confirm or i shall make fun of you.
hateraid
08-13-2014, 01:09 PM
If you have a birthmark on your face then size definitely matters
riseagainst
08-13-2014, 01:22 PM
If you have a birthmark on your face then size definitely matters

omg that's so mean.

:roll: :roll:

but it's true.
GimmeThat
08-13-2014, 01:23 PM
do they make different size dildos?
riseagainst
08-13-2014, 01:24 PM
do they make different size dildos?

yes. i know from personal usage experience.
SupermanOnSteroids
08-13-2014, 01:26 PM
do they make different size dildos?
well there are 3 sizes

God

Oh My God

and

Oh My God my anus just prolapsed.