So I'm an asian guy named d'brickashaws [Archive] - Message Board Basketball Forum

SupermanOnSteroids

08-13-2014, 12:26 PM

but that's because I was adopted by a black family. my family was the most melow and the most law abiding and the most education friendly family around. but i still can't get a job. does having a name of D'Brickahsaws Wang on my resume have anything to do with this?

SupermanOnSteroids

08-13-2014, 12:59 PM

Just wondering if you have a small phallus? STATISTICALLY Asians do, so I am curious?
No actually I'm not asian. I'm a black of Namibian heritage who was adopted and raised by asians. Astually if my Nabimian heritage has taught me anything is the skill of jelquing. Its actually a technique passed on from generation to generation perfected by my Nabimian tribe and sold all over the world for money. i mean its done so well that my village in Namibia now has a Sea World.

at the age of 3 before my parents were about to pass me off for adoption, they tought me that skill. you just have to grab your ***** as hard as you can and pull REAL hard. I mean GRAB hard and PULL hard. Pull it off if you can. and if you can't pull it off, keep trying to pull it off until you do pull it off.

i don't know how to make it any simpler for a normal guy but if you wanna be big, just grab your ***** and pull it out HARD AS FU CK!!! the harder you pull the better the results are going to be.

currently i'm at 8.5 inches an i'm still growing as to say, lol. but i am. my goal is to be as big as my real father who was 13.75 inches. He was the largest in my tribe as my foster parents tell me. I just wish I could one day fill his "shoes" or shall I say condoms.