ISH I have a SERIOUS PROBLEM on my hands here...

[russwest0]

My wallet is literally too fat to even fit in my pocket....

http://i.picresize.com/images/2014/08/13/qJQWZ.jpg

What should I do?

[riseagainst]

are those all 1's? i guess you could buy something for 40 dollars.

[russwest0]

are those all 1's? i guess you could buy something for 40 dollars.

All but the non folded bills are 20's....

[SupermanOnSteroids]

do what normal folks do and unfold the money and put it in the right way.

the next time you go to a strip club don't get soo many ones and then cheapen out when it comes time to spend them. just because you're gay and HAD to go out to a straight strip club with 'dem gurls n all' doesn't mean you let them go tip free. have some manners.

no one likes a cheapskate.

[sweggeh]

Put the money in your butthole

[riseagainst]

All but the non folded bills are 20's....

put them in the bank and save them.

[ZeN]

Is that meant to be a euphemism for ******?

[russwest0]

do what normal folks do and unfold the money and put it in the right way.

the next time you go to a strip club don't get soo many ones and then cheapen out when it comes time to spend them. just because you're gay and HAD to go out to a straight strip club with 'dem gurls n all' doesn't mean you let them go tip free. have some manners.

no one likes a cheapskate.

Wait, people actually tip at the strip club?

Why? It sounds like a total waste of money.

[russwest0]

Is that meant to be a euphemism for ******?

It's a OTC friendly euphemism for a sex organ, but not the one you're thinking of :oldlol:

[riseagainst]

Wait, people actually tip at the strip club?

Why? It sounds like a total waste of money.

:oldlol:

i immediately think of the tipping in restaurant thread you made.

[Le Shaqtus]

Put the money in your butthole

This, plus it gives your wad a pleasant aroma.

[SupermanOnSteroids]

Wait, people actually tip at the strip club?

Why? It sounds like a total waste of money.
now i know strip clubs are a reputable place to have a nice lunch, but sometimes its ok to tip all workers including the dancers.

[russwest0]

:oldlol:

i immediately think of the tipping in restaurant thread you made.

:oldlol: No wonder these chumps on ISH are broke and I'm always sitting on 1,000+ dollars of cash.

If your employer don't pay you enough, sorry, but that ain't my job :oldlol:

[Raymone]

Your cash fits into a wallet?

http://i.imgur.com/FIW0H2ll.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/FIW0H2l.jpg)

[Im so nba'd out]

Your cash fits into a wallet?

http://i.imgur.com/FIW0H2ll.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/FIW0H2l.jpg)
where you live bro?

[russwest0]

Your cash fits into a wallet?

http://i.imgur.com/FIW0H2ll.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/FIW0H2l.jpg)

Shit, here comes the Colombian drug dealer trying to stage me up in MY own thread...

My dad works hard for my money you piece of shit!!!

[NumberSix]

My wallet is literally too fat to even fit in my pocket....

http://i.picresize.com/images/2014/08/13/qJQWZ.jpg

What should I do?
Do you not have any bank accounts?

[riseagainst]

Shit, here comes the Colombian drug dealer trying to stage me up in MY own thread...

My dad works hard for my money you piece of shit!!!

:roll:
:roll:
:roll:

[~primetime~]

Your cash fits into a wallet?

http://i.imgur.com/FIW0H2ll.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/FIW0H2l.jpg)

Your cash fits on a table near your window?

http://i599.photobucket.com/albums/tt73/_primetime_pics/pt_cash.jpg (http://s599.photobucket.com/user/_primetime_pics/media/pt_cash.jpg.html)

[Im so nba'd out]

Your cash fits on a table near your window?

http://i599.photobucket.com/albums/tt73/_primetime_pics/pt_cash.jpg (http://s599.photobucket.com/user/_primetime_pics/media/pt_cash.jpg.html)
Your cash is made out of paper?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mTMTLlmZS2U/UT3TljK4h5I/AAAAAAAARhU/8C2R-2mQIB4/s640/GOLD60.jpg

[riseagainst]

this thread delivers.

[BlkMambaGOAT]

Your cash is made out of paper?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mTMTLlmZS2U/UT3TljK4h5I/AAAAAAAARhU/8C2R-2mQIB4/s640/GOLD60.jpg
http://www.binarytribune.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/HSBC.jpg
You don't pay anyone to handle your money?

[SupermanOnSteroids]

worst thread ever. one ******* made a huge deal of having $20 in 1s in his wallet and now we're seeing posters posting central bank images as their guest bedroom walls trying to one up the first $20. i mean does anyone think all that money is yours?

if it is, call me, my butthole is fresh and tight and i'm available for the right amount of money. i'm very good looking. ya? 972-805-7485 call me rich boy

[Orlando Magic]

http://www.binarytribune.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/HSBC.jpg
You don't pay anyone to handle your money?

http://usfinancepost.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Federal_Reserve.jpg

Why pay someone to handle your money when you can just print an infinite amount?

/thread

[riseagainst]

http://usfinancepost.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Federal_Reserve.jpg

Why pay someone to handle your money when you can just print an infinite amount?

/thread

http://thoughtfulwomen.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/feds-450x250.jpg

[BlkMambaGOAT]

http://usfinancepost.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Federal_Reserve.jpg

Why pay someone to handle your money when you can just print an infinite amount?

/thread
Catastrophic Inflation. Catastrophic recession. Bankruptcy.

Argument derailed.

[Orlando Magic]

But by the way, the largest stack of cash I've ever seen a picture was from a drug bust...

http://cdn.cnwimg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/cash2.jpg

$207 million

[Im so nba'd out]

http://usfinancepost.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Federal_Reserve.jpg

Why pay someone to handle your money when you can just print an infinite amount?

/thread
That money would lose value overtime.You guys don't own a planet made out of diamond?

http://wordlesstech.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/A-Planet-made-of-Diamonds-1.jpg

[Orlando Magic]

Catastrophic Inflation. Catastrophic recession. Bankruptcy.

Argument derailed.

And your money is coming right along with mine. So I still win.

[BlkMambaGOAT]

That money would lose value overtime.You guys don't own a planet made out of diamond?

http://wordlesstech.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/A-Planet-made-of-Diamonds-1.jpg
I'm dead!
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: The "intellectual" side of me wants to explode onto ISH so badly.

[~primetime~]

A diamond planet....yep that be the winner lol

[Orlando Magic]

Diamonds aren't worth jack shit. Talk about highway robbery and artificial value.