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Im Still Ballin
08-13-2014, 10:07 PM
The king of the savanna. The ruler of the plains. I am the genetic standard in this world. I am the purest of intelligent design. That bottle of wine worth MILLIONS. Those pairs of shoes worth BILLIONS. That car worth TRILLIONS. My value is infinite.

Hear my call. Shiver in thy boots. For ISH is my playground, you are my prey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8StqowT8hME

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2010/11/09/voyage-dawn-treader-trailer.jpg
J Shuttlesworth
08-13-2014, 10:12 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Soda7JKl.png
OncePerMonth
08-13-2014, 10:13 PM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/03/29/article-1371251-0B6205FB00000578-734_634x386.jpg
nathanjizzle
08-13-2014, 10:13 PM
http://www.lawlz.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/dont-listen-to-him-hes-lion-meme.jpg
Le Shaqtus
08-13-2014, 10:18 PM
:roll:
OncePerMonth
08-13-2014, 10:19 PM
http://www.lawlz.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/dont-listen-to-him-hes-lion-meme.jpg

https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2086/2519178691_405bbbaa27.jpg
Im Still Ballin
08-13-2014, 10:21 PM
You are all LION fodder. My hunger is strong.

I'M THE BEAST.
OncePerMonth
08-13-2014, 10:24 PM
You are all LION fodder. My hunger is strong.

I'M THE BEAST.

You'd have to catch me first

http://scienceblogs.com/clock/wp-content/blogs.dir/458/files/2012/04/i-1a61fe383310bc734497682ad68588b5-zebra%20lion.jpeg
stalkerforlife
08-13-2014, 10:25 PM
OP is high.
Le Shaqtus
08-13-2014, 10:26 PM
OP's new shtick is pretty bad :lol
Im Still Ballin
08-13-2014, 10:52 PM
Do you guys know what its like to walk around with a python swinging between your legs? The power. The authority. The intimidation. The intimacy. The control.

Just this morning I had to wear gym shorts to uni. Seriously. I was on edge. Every time I get on the train, everyone looks. Oh yeah son. Every time.

Its simply the genetic gift. I am the Genesis of Genetics.
ThePhantomCreep
08-13-2014, 11:03 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ky1bf81QrMw/TT78BTLBH9I/AAAAAAAAA_Q/bjfgFEeEsqU/s1600/CowardlyLion.jpg
TheGreatBlaze
08-13-2014, 11:11 PM
I think you are lion about bein a lion buddy
BlkMambaGOAT
08-13-2014, 11:20 PM
OP have a snickers. Oh wait you're still you when you're retarded.
OncePerMonth
08-13-2014, 11:28 PM
OP have a snickers. Oh wait you're still you when you're retarded.

What if they are laced with stem cells?
Im Still Ballin
08-14-2014, 01:04 AM
Just woke up from midday slumber...

Feeling strong. Feeling powerful. Feeling PRIMAL.

Feeling like the KING of the savanna.