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riseagainst
08-13-2014, 11:29 PM
kobe wears #24 to remind himself how many seconds he has to shoot the ball.

:oldlol:

Lebronxrings
08-13-2014, 11:29 PM
:roll: :roll: :roll:

Beatlezz
08-13-2014, 11:41 PM
Lil Lambo wears #23 to remind himself how many seconds he has before he pass the ball to his teammate to take the last second shot.

:dancin

rhowen4
08-13-2014, 11:43 PM
:roll: :roll: :roll:
i think we need to re-evaluate just how funny things are

ask yourself, does this post deserve 3 people rolling on the floor laughing?

dubeta
08-13-2014, 11:43 PM
http://blacksportsonline.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/What-Kobe-Sees.jpg

Dragic4Life
08-13-2014, 11:44 PM
Lil Lambo wears #23 to remind himself how many seconds he has before he pass the ball to his teammate to take the last second shot.

:dancin
Location: Miami

Stay classy Heat fan. Ungrateful pieces of shit.

rhowen4
08-13-2014, 11:44 PM
http://blacksportsonline.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/What-Kobe-Sees.jpg
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Beastmode88
08-13-2014, 11:45 PM
Location: Miami

Stay classy Heat fan. Ungrateful pieces of shit.

I rather live in Miami then that shithole Cleveland. :roll: Stay poor.

SpecialQue
08-13-2014, 11:45 PM
What does Lebron and his dad have in common?

They both leave when times get tough.

SouBeachTalents
08-13-2014, 11:48 PM
What does Lebron and his dad have in common?

They both leave when times get tough.

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Kevin-Garnett-Reaction-at-2013-Dunk-Contest.gif

Dragic4Life
08-13-2014, 11:50 PM
ISH stay classy.:facepalm

Hating on a player is fine, but don't bring family into this please.:facepalm

branslowski
08-13-2014, 11:51 PM
i think we need to re-evaluate just how funny things are

ask yourself, does this post deserve 3 people rolling on the floor laughing?

I'm pretty sure he knows it wasn't that funny, he just did it for dramatic effect and attention. Which we both just gave him, but after Robin Williams death, there's nothing wrong with giving a obviously depressed wanna be troll some attention. ISH is most likely the best thing he has going for himself these days, ofcource aside from m@sterbating to LeBron posters and gay porn.

stalkerforlife
08-13-2014, 11:52 PM
http://blacksportsonline.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/What-Kobe-Sees.jpg

I'll admit, that's funny. :roll:

Alpha shit.

Spaulding
08-13-2014, 11:53 PM
What does Lebron and his dad have in common?

They both leave when times get tough.

0-100 real quick

SpecialQue
08-13-2014, 11:53 PM
I'm pretty sure he knows it wasn't that funny, he just did it for dramatic effect and attention. Which we both just gave him, but after Robin Williams death, there's nothing wrong with giving a obviously depressed wanna be troll some attention. ISH is most likely the best thing he has going for himself these days, ofcource aside from m@sterbating to LeBron posters and gay porn.

Damn. This thread took a dark turn. :eek:

SouBeachTalents
08-13-2014, 11:54 PM
I'll admit, that's funny. :roll:

Alpha shit.

https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4101/4920970629_7fb8758dbc_z.jpg

Alpha shit indeed

Smoke117
08-13-2014, 11:54 PM
http://blacksportsonline.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/What-Kobe-Sees.jpg

:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: It's funny because it's true.

BlkMambaGOAT
08-13-2014, 11:55 PM
I'm pretty sure he knows it wasn't that funny, he just did it for dramatic effect and attention. Which we both just gave him, but after Robin Williams death, there's nothing wrong with giving a obviously depressed wanna be troll some attention. ISH is most likely the best thing he has going for himself these days, ofcource aside from m@sterbating to LeBron posters and gay porn.
http://i.minus.com/iv49t0wTsduxx.gif

Dragic4Life
08-13-2014, 11:55 PM
https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4101/4920970629_7fb8758dbc_z.jpg

Alpha shit indeed
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-esva4AonACo/UJBljL0DlmI/AAAAAAAAACo/kAE90PLQ_N4/s1600/AACZ027.jpg

BigBoss
08-13-2014, 11:59 PM
:lol

branslowski
08-14-2014, 12:05 AM
:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: It's funny because it's true.

So how did he average 6 assist per game during his last healthy season? Wouldn't it be at 0 if that were true?...Would he not have more career assist than a Larry Bird?...Jesus the IQ value has fallen off these boards drastically...Yawl must be doin too much of those Pass out challenges...

dubeta
08-14-2014, 12:10 AM
So how did he average 6 assist per game during his last healthy season? Wouldn't it be at 0 if that were true?...Would he not have more career assist than a Larry Bird?...Jesus the IQ value has fallen off these boards drastically...Yawl must be doin too much of those Pass out challenges...

http://www.lelbron.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/LelBron-Relaxy-Sonny-No-Need-To-Be-Mad.png

kennethgriffin
08-14-2014, 12:15 AM
kobe was the point guard for 5 nba championship teams

main play maker, leader in assists

fisher was the shooting guard that hid in the corner waiting for kobes kick outs


his assists are only at around 5 with 4-5 years of near 6 per game because he also had to play shooting guard

hes technically the most successful point guard in nba history not named magic johnson or bob cousy
























































:roll:

riseagainst
08-14-2014, 12:16 AM
What does Lebron and his dad have in common?

They both leave when times get tough.

that's just too much and too personal.
:roll:

gts
08-14-2014, 12:16 AM
It's funny because it's true.

http://i62.tinypic.com/ek5og1.jpg

riseagainst
08-14-2014, 12:17 AM
wow this thread took a turn for the worst. I just wanted to share something i saw today that i thought was pretty funny just for some minor laughs. Let's not start a flame war here.

:lol

Jacks3
08-14-2014, 12:29 AM
http://i62.tinypic.com/ek5og1.jpg
Ether. :oldlol:

branslowski
08-14-2014, 12:29 AM
http://i62.tinypic.com/ek5og1.jpg

It's as If Bron stans don't even comprehend wat facts are. Idk, maybe I'm getting too old to be posting here and I'm starting not to understand the fun in being a blatant dumbass...Idk..

dubeta
08-14-2014, 12:34 AM
Wow, Kobe in the 30,000 points club respect :applause: :applause:

Btw can anyone tell me, how kobe is still considerably behind Kareem by about 7000 points all time, yet Kobe has the MOST MISSED SHOTS IN NBA HISTORY?

whats with the discrepancy?

Jacks3
08-14-2014, 12:35 AM
The "Kobe doesn't pass" jokes don't make any sense. He's one of the best non-PG play-makers/creators EVER. Shit is just retarded. :facepalm

gts
08-14-2014, 12:45 AM
Wow, Kobe in the 30,000 points club respect :applause: :applause:

Btw can anyone tell me, how kobe is still considerably behind Kareem by about 7000 points all time, yet Kobe has the MOST MISSED SHOTS IN NBA HISTORY?

whats with the discrepancy?

:facepalm

Dubs510
08-14-2014, 12:47 AM
Lil Lambo wears #23 to remind himself how many seconds he has before he pass the ball to his teammate to take the last second shot.

:dancin


:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:


:bowdown:

Combat Wombat
08-14-2014, 12:50 AM
What does Lebron and his dad have in common?

They both leave when times get tough.

I shouldn't but :roll: :roll: :roll:

04mzwach
08-14-2014, 01:04 AM
What does Kobe have for Thanksgiving?

Same as always, a little white meat on the side.

riseagainst
08-14-2014, 01:05 AM
What does Kobe have for Thanksgiving?

Same as always, a little white meat on the side.

:roll:

J Shuttlesworth
08-14-2014, 01:14 AM
Kobe wore #8 to remind him how many players were on the floor for his team at once

dubeta
08-14-2014, 01:17 AM
Kobe wore #8 to remind him how many players were on the floor for his team at once

:roll: :roll:

DwnShft2Xcelr8
08-14-2014, 01:44 AM
OP's joke wasn't funny. I've got one better:

Jason Collins walks into the Bradley Center. A few hours later, he walks out and says, "Wow! It's so cheap in there! I only blew 3 Bucks!"

talkingconch
08-14-2014, 01:52 AM
What does Lebron and his dad have in common?

They both leave when times get tough.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Mddk7CwwhbY/Um9uqiX-OZI/AAAAAAAAOh0/ew3DCcen_vU/s1600/Doc-Rivers.gif

wally_world
08-14-2014, 06:03 AM
Lil Lambo wears #23 to remind himself how many seconds he has before he pass the ball to his teammate to take the last second shot.

:dancin

:roll: :roll: :roll:

:pimp:

CavaliersFTW
08-14-2014, 06:19 AM
As opposed to the higher iq lebron who wears 23 to remind himself how many seconds he has to throw a bailout pass

As a team player that extra 1 second is crucial for shooters like Anthony Parker or udonis Haslem to answer the teams prayer

CavaliersFTW
08-14-2014, 06:25 AM
Lebron wore #6 in Miami to remind himself how many superstars were on that team. Bosh, wade himself and the three refs.

JohnFreeman
08-14-2014, 06:25 AM
Kobe wore #8 to remind him how many players were on the floor for his team at once


What does Kobe have for Thanksgiving?

Same as always, a little white meat on the side.


:roll:

VIntageNOvel
08-14-2014, 07:12 AM
Lebron wore #6 in Miami to remind himself how many superstars were on that team. Bosh, wade himself and the three refs.

Lebron wear 23, because he's 2-3 in the final :confusedshrug:

CeltsGarlic
08-14-2014, 07:18 AM
kobe sucks dick

Eric Cartman
08-14-2014, 07:22 AM
Kobe wore #8 to remind him how many players were on the floor for his team at once

:lol :lol :applause:

sportjames23
08-14-2014, 08:39 AM
ISH stay classy.:facepalm

Hating on a player is fine, but don't bring family into this please.:facepalm


LOL, you asking this of some folks here who say MJ's gambling got his father killed? Who've talked crap about Kobe's daughters?

Dragic4Life
08-14-2014, 08:41 AM
LOL, you asking this of some folks here who say MJ's gambling got his father killed? Who've talked crap about Kobe's daughters?
Not me. At least I have respect for people not related to NBA discussions.

Jlamb47
08-14-2014, 08:45 AM
The "Kobe doesn't pass" jokes don't make any sense. He's one of the best non-PG play-makers/creators EVER. Shit is just retarded. :facepalm

They dont like Kobe scoring al these points lol

ImKobe
08-14-2014, 01:05 PM
Wow, Kobe in the 30,000 points club respect :applause: :applause:

Btw can anyone tell me, how kobe is still considerably behind Kareem by about 7000 points all time, yet Kobe has the MOST MISSED SHOTS IN NBA HISTORY?

whats with the discrepancy?

Because Kobe takes more tough shots than any other players in NBA history. He's made a living off making horrible shots at an average %.