Do you have any frenemies?

[sweggeh]

As in friends that you hate but are friends with for one reason or another?

I think I hate all but a couple of my friends and I dont even know why. I dont think they hate me but for some reason just the sight of them makes me sick. I have told them numerous times I hate them but they just laugh and think Im being sarcastic. Its a weird situation.

[NBAplayoffs2001]

As in friends that you hate but are friends with for one reason or another?

I think I hate all but a couple of my friends and I dont even know why. I dont think they hate me but for some reason just the sight of them makes me sick. I have told them numerous times I hate them but they just laugh and think Im being sarcastic. Its a weird situation.

Yes there is one childhood friend that I have known my whole life and he's fun to hang out with him but I never feel comfortable or at ease around him despite knowing him for a long time and having been through some petty little fights.

[Nick Young]

I dont hang out with people I dont like hanging out with. Whats the point of letting other people you dont like drag you down?

Be like Princess Elsa people. Let the shit people in your life go.

[Ass Dan]

There are a few heavy set women of color at my work who I go hot and cold with.

A couple black ones, a darkish latina one, and a 'parts unknown' one who I am thinking is from somewhere between Manila and Honolulu. All these girls are over two bills, have fake eye brows, sticky ass hair that you can never touch and shitty attitudes.

Problem is I smash one of the sistas and parts unkown in the past and now it is a bit shifty at work, because see, big girls want it, so the one I most recently banged (the sister) is mad because I ain't givin her special attention, while parts unknown is mad because she thinks I am a slut, and the other two are mad because it wasn't one of them and because of this they have been knocked down a peg on the social pecking order at work.

Its different with big b*tches, because they are totally DTF, FYI, LOL and they always think they are pretty, because if they ain't got that they have zero hoswag. Getting f*cked is a feather in their cap, equates them in their mind with the hottest chick I may have banged, my GF when I first started there was a 6.5 with a bullet and that likely doubles any of the big girls at work's net worth appearance wise and I only specify appearance because their personalities are so goddamn awful that 3 turns into a 1.5, you are basically smashing something where the only attractive thing is teeth and nails, so you spend your time smashing and trying to focus on her nails and picturing someone hot. NOT EASY

anyhow, at work they are like total b*tches now, when they thought I might plow, they were cracking wise and making loud comments amongst themselves about me now it is scorn with sentences ending with Un-hun, mmm-hmmm.

Bottom line, four frenemies, and I am gonna smash the other black one, she is not hot but she thinks she is and that somehow has me buying in.

[Guy Dudebro]

There are a few heavy set women of color at my work who I go hot and cold with.

:biggums:




A couple black ones, a darkish latina one, and a 'parts unkown' one who I am thinking is from somewhere between Manila and Honolulu. All these girls are over two bills, have fake eye brows, sticky ass hair that you can never touch and shitty attitudes.

:lol :whatever:




Problem is I smash one of the sistas and parts unkown in the past and now it is a bit shifty at work, because see, big girls want it, so the one I most recently banged (the sister) is mad because I ain't givin her special attention, while parts unknown is mad because she thinks I am a slut, and the other two are mad because it wasn't one of them and because of this they have been knocked down a peg on the social pecking order at work.

:lebronamazed:



Its different with big b*tches, because they are totally DTF, FYI, LOL and they always think they are pretty, because if they ain't got that they have zero hoswag. Getting f*cked is a feather in their cap, equates them in their mind with the hottest chick I may have banged, my GF when I first started there was a 6.5 with a bullet and that likely doubles any of the big girls at work's net worth appearance wise and I only specify appearance because their personalities are so goddamn awful that 3 turns into a 1.5, you are basically smashing something where the only attractive thing is teeth and nails, so you spend your time smashing and trying to focus on her nails and picturing someone hot. NOT EASY

:(



anyhow, at work they are like total b*tches now, when they thought I might plow, they were cracking wise and making loud comments amongst themselves about me now it is scorn with sentences ending with Un-hun, mmm-hmmm.

:yaohappy:



Bottom line, four frenemies, and I am gonna smash the other black one, she is not hot but she thinks she is and that somehow has me buying in.

:banana:

[Levity]

Nah, cause im a male.

[Swaggin916]

Yea just one. It's one of those things where he was kind of domineering when we were kids but I was pretty desperate for friends. Like 90% of the time we are cool, but 10% of the time he really pisses me off.

Not considered a frenemie I don't think... but all my other friends I just genuinely like all time. That's the only relationship I will accept with another dude otherwise get the hell away from me not interested.

[ArbitraryWater]

Yea just one. It's one of those things where he was kind of domineering when we were kids but I was pretty desperate for friends. Like 90% of the time we are cool, but 10% of the time he really pisses me off.

Not considered a frenemie I don't think... but all my other friends I just genuinely like all time. That's the only relationship I will accept with another dude otherwise get the hell away from me not interested.

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[TheReal Kendall]

There are a few heavy set women of color at my work who I go hot and cold with.

A couple black ones, a darkish latina one, and a 'parts unknown' one who I am thinking is from somewhere between Manila and Honolulu. All these girls are over two bills, have fake eye brows, sticky ass hair that you can never touch and shitty attitudes.

Problem is I smash one of the sistas and parts unkown in the past and now it is a bit shifty at work, because see, big girls want it, so the one I most recently banged (the sister) is mad because I ain't givin her special attention, while parts unknown is mad because she thinks I am a slut, and the other two are mad because it wasn't one of them and because of this they have been knocked down a peg on the social pecking order at work.

Its different with big b*tches, because they are totally DTF, FYI, LOL and they always think they are pretty, because if they ain't got that they have zero hoswag. Getting f*cked is a feather in their cap, equates them in their mind with the hottest chick I may have banged, my GF when I first started there was a 6.5 with a bullet and that likely doubles any of the big girls at work's net worth appearance wise and I only specify appearance because their personalities are so goddamn awful that 3 turns into a 1.5, you are basically smashing something where the only attractive thing is teeth and nails, so you spend your time smashing and trying to focus on her nails and picturing someone hot. NOT EASY

anyhow, at work they are like total b*tches now, when they thought I might plow, they were cracking wise and making loud comments amongst themselves about me now it is scorn with sentences ending with Un-hun, mmm-hmmm.

Bottom line, four frenemies, and I am gonna smash the other black one, she is not hot but she thinks she is and that somehow has me buying in.

Interesting read.

[BigBoss]

Yeah a ton. I plan on using them all to accomplish career goals :lol

[IamRAMBO24]

Yup, everyone on ISH

This.

[Ass Dan]

Interesting read.

update on this, I made out with 'parts unknown' in a storage area today for about 3 seconds (I guess that may just qualify as an extended kiss, but whatever). she said the other girls were b*tches and we should hang out. Sadly the only thing hanging out was her muffin top. We gotta wear uniform polos at work and it isn't the most complimentary clothing for a big girl.

[macmac]

update on this, I made out with 'parts unknown' in a storage area today for about 3 seconds (I guess that may just qualify as an extended kiss, but whatever). she said the other girls were b*tches and we should hang out. Sadly the only thing hanging out was her muffin top. We gotta wear uniform polos at work and it isn't the most complimentary clothing for a big girl.

You disgust me

[Ass Dan]

You disgust me

Dude, so many big chicks at my work just gagging for it, its outta control.

[bballnoob1192]

"frenemies" :facepalm wtf is this stupid cliche high school movie BS.

[macmac]

Dude, so many big chicks at my work just gagging for it, its outta control.

I would let them place their faces below me so I can jerk it and *** on their faces. That's the furthest I would take it, no direct physical contact

[Ass Dan]

I would let them place their faces below me so I can jerk it and *** on their faces. That's the furthest I would take it, no direct physical contact

yeah, but slim pickins these days (ironic use of the word 'slim') and I am still in retail, so I am not pulling any real ass unless I luck out or go gal pal into bf which I am staunchly against.

[tmacattack33]

Yes, I'm sure this is a common thing.

I have frenemies...they are friends with my best friends, so it would obviously just be weird to actually tell them that I don't like them (and it would be weird for them to tell me that they don't like me).

So we each other sometimes and not much can be done about it.

This only happens with a few people these days, but back in high school it would happen in basically every class.

[9512]

Used to be one of my college roommates.

We became acquainted in a class. He wanted/needed a roommate. At first it was o!Kay but it was one of the strangest dream experiences. He is a self proclaimed metrosexual and at the same time he was hardcore Christian.

He was a domineering guy who felt he had to win every debate that existed. If he won he would won he would rub it in. But he was a bad loser too.

He has had bad experiences with black people and thus hated I watched the NBA. He was homophobic as well due to his bible fanaticism. In hindsight I am beginning to suspect that he was a closeted gay (though I could be wrong). All that yelling about how gays were evil for their sodomizing activity... Led me to think he was suppressing it...he even played the fake gay routine with me as some reverse psychologivcal ploy.

For some weird reason he always felt to have this need to compete with me whether it was being an NBA fan before I was or how great a fighter he was (taekwondo) and me being judo guy. He even asked how would I feel if he c0ckblocked me. Like...what kind of a question is that?... Basically all this pettiness I endured from him. From his passive aggressive tactics of turning those around him against me to ratting me out as suicidal to the RA (not true)...

Living with this "frenemy" was like experiencing the girl world of passive aggressive competition. I told several times he was a girl who happened to have a pen!s And he played it off like some pseudo alpha...like he wasn't fazed...definitely a drama queen...so glad I am not around this fakkit.

That is pretty much the only frenemy I eve had.