SupermanOnSteroids
08-14-2014, 02:56 PM
A little backstory first.
so i just got this new dildo and i've been having a lot of fun shoving that thing up my ass. I've affectionately named him Pablo. Pablo and I have been inseparable recently. We've been spending a lot of time together.
now normally i ain't no twink. and neither am i a bear, i just don't fit that stereotype. but if you had to pigeonhole me into a category, i guess i could pass for a twank. now i know i'm definitely a top, and whenever i agree to become a bottom, i am definitely a power bottom. i like generating all the power. and its all in my hips. but this new dildo that i got dude, it just makes me do things i would normally never do.
i mean its a lot more than just a rubber dick, it has steel balls on it that heat up and it viberates, and overall, just feels so damn wonderful up my ass. now i ain't no twink that buries his head in a pillow and takes it up his ass all night, but ever since i got Pablo, i've been doing that 5 times a day while Pablo makes my ass butter. this is my new guilty pleasure and while i'm no bear, i'm still not proud of doing this to myself.
I want to have a lot of money so i can live in a mansion and drive fancy cars and wear fancy suits so that i can still attract dem young 20 somethings even when i'm over 50. dem twinks, love a successful older male.
so anyways, back to my point, i've always searched for an idea to become rich but so far it has eluded me. and now Pablo has provided me with that idea.
Pablo is the latest most advanced technology in dildos available in the market today and is selling like hot fire. i imagine who ever invented Pablo is a billionaire by now. But I realized that Pablo, while being very very satisfactory, is still one step short of being the ultimate tool on the market.
Now despite being plowed by a big bumpy heated vibrating dick, and getting 15 fu cking orgasms in a row, pha ggots are still going to get tired of it eventually and gonna start bitching and moaning for more with their other limp wristed friends. Its just the nature of a pha ggot, just like black guys go on welfare, or white people talk all proper, etc.
Pablo is state of the art right now, but it won't be in another 2 months. Pha ggots are going to want more. And I know just what to give them. Shock! Electricity baby.
Its a little known fact that all pha ggots are some kinky bastards and enjoy a bit of pain. and nothing else delivers the right amount of pain than a well managed electrical shock. now imagine that electrical shock is going straight into your anus. WOW! is your mind blown yet?
I plan on finding a company that is going to manufacture electrified Pablos by the millions and sell them all over the world and that's how I'm going to make billions.
so i just got this new dildo and i've been having a lot of fun shoving that thing up my ass. I've affectionately named him Pablo. Pablo and I have been inseparable recently. We've been spending a lot of time together.
now normally i ain't no twink. and neither am i a bear, i just don't fit that stereotype. but if you had to pigeonhole me into a category, i guess i could pass for a twank. now i know i'm definitely a top, and whenever i agree to become a bottom, i am definitely a power bottom. i like generating all the power. and its all in my hips. but this new dildo that i got dude, it just makes me do things i would normally never do.
i mean its a lot more than just a rubber dick, it has steel balls on it that heat up and it viberates, and overall, just feels so damn wonderful up my ass. now i ain't no twink that buries his head in a pillow and takes it up his ass all night, but ever since i got Pablo, i've been doing that 5 times a day while Pablo makes my ass butter. this is my new guilty pleasure and while i'm no bear, i'm still not proud of doing this to myself.
I want to have a lot of money so i can live in a mansion and drive fancy cars and wear fancy suits so that i can still attract dem young 20 somethings even when i'm over 50. dem twinks, love a successful older male.
so anyways, back to my point, i've always searched for an idea to become rich but so far it has eluded me. and now Pablo has provided me with that idea.
Pablo is the latest most advanced technology in dildos available in the market today and is selling like hot fire. i imagine who ever invented Pablo is a billionaire by now. But I realized that Pablo, while being very very satisfactory, is still one step short of being the ultimate tool on the market.
Now despite being plowed by a big bumpy heated vibrating dick, and getting 15 fu cking orgasms in a row, pha ggots are still going to get tired of it eventually and gonna start bitching and moaning for more with their other limp wristed friends. Its just the nature of a pha ggot, just like black guys go on welfare, or white people talk all proper, etc.
Pablo is state of the art right now, but it won't be in another 2 months. Pha ggots are going to want more. And I know just what to give them. Shock! Electricity baby.
Its a little known fact that all pha ggots are some kinky bastards and enjoy a bit of pain. and nothing else delivers the right amount of pain than a well managed electrical shock. now imagine that electrical shock is going straight into your anus. WOW! is your mind blown yet?
I plan on finding a company that is going to manufacture electrified Pablos by the millions and sell them all over the world and that's how I'm going to make billions.