View Full Version : War Machine arrested in California
KevinNYC
08-16-2014, 12:33 AM
http://www.latimes.com/sports/sportsnow/la-me-ln-fighter-war-machine-captured-20140815-story.html
Held without bond.
[QUOTE]War Machine, the mixed-martial-arts fighter accused of savagely beating his ex-girlfriend, adult film star Christy Mack, has been arrested in Simi Valley.
War Machine, whose real name is Jonathan Koppenhaver, was taken into custody Friday about 1:45 p.m. at an Extended Stay America hotel, police said.
Koppenhaver, a Simi Valley native, is accused of going to Mack
outbreak
08-16-2014, 01:24 AM
death penalty
SupermanOnSteroids
08-16-2014, 01:32 AM
future peckerwood
tpols
08-16-2014, 02:20 AM
his extremely low intelligence level combined with his animailistic mindset should have him put down like a dog
~primetime~
08-16-2014, 09:57 AM
I really wanted Dog the Bounty Hunter to be the one to find him but this works.
He has spent years in jail for assault in the past, he should get a very lengthy sentence for this one.
DwnShft2Xcelr8
08-16-2014, 10:13 AM
People like War Machine are beyond retarded.
BRB gonna date a known porn star
BRB she's banging another dude?
BRB I cannot believe this!
:facepalm
War Machine embarrasses me as a male. Don't date a slut and you won't have any slutting to worry about. Idiot threw his life away over a slut.
NoGunzJustSkillz
08-16-2014, 10:16 AM
They said he was arguing with another chick in his hotel room. Throwing around furniture..
ErhnamDjinn
08-16-2014, 10:17 AM
People like War Machine are beyond retarded.
BRB gonna date a known porn star
BRB she's banging another dude?
BRB I cannot believe this!
:facepalm
War Machine embarrasses me as a male. Don't date a slut and you won't have any slutting to worry about. Idiot threw his life away over a slut.
Dudes a wack job, he was jailed before for beating up a couple of porn stars in a party. He should be in a asylum.
Why didn't the cops shoot him and just say he was reaching? Scumbag
gigantes
08-16-2014, 10:35 AM
good doggy
http://www.boomtron.com/wp-content/uploads/leonard_smalls_raising_arizona-e1333341690985.jpeg
IcanzIIravor
08-16-2014, 11:10 AM
I really wanted Dog the Bounty Hunter to be the one to find him but this works.
He has spent years in jail for assault in the past, he should get a very lengthy sentence for this one.
Yep, repeat felon. He won't get out until he is old and gray. Can't wait til he takes the stand and tell his side. Should be good comedy.
oh the horror
08-16-2014, 11:33 AM
They said he was arguing with another chick in his hotel room. Throwing around furniture..
Not surprised. The guy literally is an animal.
Hyper aggressive and not very bright. And the went and trained him how to fight? Ooooookay.
ThePhantomCreep
08-16-2014, 03:18 PM
People like War Machine are beyond retarded.
BRB gonna date a known porn star
BRB she's banging another dude?
BRB I cannot believe this!
:facepalm
War Machine embarrasses me as a male. Don't date a slut and you won't have any slutting to worry about. Idiot threw his life away over a slut.
Dude's life wasn't worth a squirt of piss to begin with. But yeah, let's trash the "slut" with the 18 broken bones in her face. Good timing.
gigantes
08-16-2014, 04:07 PM
Dude's life wasn't worth a squirt of piss to begin with. But yeah, let's trash the "slut" with the 18 broken bones in her face. Good timing.
lol, sorry
bartender! i'll have my usual pineapple drink, but just to keep it interesting could you give me a squirt of piss and a double squirt for that lady over there?
MavsSuperFan
08-16-2014, 04:25 PM
death penalty
in a more perfect world :( sadly we coddle criminals in the real world
Why didn't the cops shoot him and just say he was reaching? Scumbag
sigh, if only
sweggeh
08-16-2014, 04:28 PM
Hes dangerous and psychologically damaged. Its for the best that he goes down, before he attacks another idiot that is too stupid to know better than to date/get close to/associate them self with him.
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