My cousin is starting high school tomorrow....

[Budadiiii]

He is very nervous. We are anxiously waiting to watch SummerSlam as we sit here and converse about my high school glory days. I am trying my best to give him tips but at the same time, I am not the be all end all. We need some of you to chime in and give him appropriate tips for him to succeed and be popular. I keep telling him that being popular is the most important aspect of High School and the very reason why I am who I am.

[LOLCATS]

Tell him that if he looks cool and talks cool, he will immediately be cool. He should also fight anyone that starts shit with him and not be afraid. Aside from that make friends and get your education. He should be fine.

[ArbitraryWater]

One, don't try hard at anything. Okay? Two, make fun of people who do try. Three, be handsome. Four, if anyone steps you on the first day of school, you punch them directly in the face. Five, drive a kick-ass car.

[Budadiiii]

Tell him that if he looks cool and talks cool, he will immediately be cool. He should also fight anyone that starts shit with him and not be afraid. Aside from that make friends and get your education. He should be fine.
Word.

He looks cool thanks to me and he has been around me for the last two weeks so I am hoping that my aura has rubbed off on him. I have noticed that he's been acting more confident and is starting to develop my fearless and alpha attitude. :bowdown: :rockon:

[Budadiiii]

One, don't try hard at anything. Okay? Two, make fun of people who do try. Three, be handsome. Four, if anyone steps you on the first day of school, you punch them directly in the face. Five, drive a kick-ass car.
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[Smook A.]

Just tell him/her to keep your legs together if you don’t want to get pregnant or get someone else pregnant.

Also...

-Be confident
-Don't be shy from girls/guys. Interact with people
-Look good, smell good (take a shower everyday)

High School is only 4 years long. If your cousin is stressed just tell him/her to relax. Everyone has butterflies on the first day, so it's normal to be nervous. Just let him/her know that they gotta make the most out of these 4 years. High School is probably one of the best times of everyone's lives.

[LOLCATS]

One, don't try hard at anything. Okay? Two, make fun of people who do try. Three, be handsome. Four, if anyone steps you on the first day of school, you punch them directly in the face. Five, drive a kick-ass car.

This would be great if life was a move lol

[Budadiiii]

[QUOTE=Smook A.]Just tell him/her to keep your legs together if you don

[Heavincent]

Look for the biggest, toughest looking kid in the lunch room, and deck him in the face.

[Jameerthefear]

Highschool ****ing sucks

[Budadiiii]

That's why you're a dumba*s.

Tell him to hit the books and be the best in his class. All the other bullsh*t are meaningless after he graduates.
His grades are fine. High School is so ****ing easy....

Book smart is secondary to street smart and popularity. High School legacy is important whether you want to admit that or not. You were probably a no name geek and that still affects your confidence to this day.

[nathanjizzle]

He is very nervous. We are anxiously waiting to watch SummerSlam as we sit here and converse about my high school glory days. I am trying my best to give him tips but at the same time, I am not the be all end all. We need some of you to chime in and give him appropriate tips for him to succeed and be popular. I keep telling him that being popular is the most important aspect of High School and the very reason why I am who I am.

still watching wrestling. :roll:

[niko]

Where are you that school starts now? South?

[MP.Trey]

Your "cousin"... riiight? :rolleyes:

just f*cking with ya dadiiii

[Budadiiii]

still watching wrestling. :roll:
Brock Lesnar.

[Budadiiii]

Where are you that school starts now? South?
Oklahoma.

[Jameerthefear]

Where are you that school starts now? South?
I've been in school for 2 weeks now. Starting 3rd week.

[russwest0]

His grades are fine. High School is so ****ing easy....

Book smart is secondary to street smart and popularity. High School legacy is important whether you want to admit that or not. You were probably a no name geek and that still affects your confidence to this day.

This...

I slept my way to a 3.0 GPA in high school and fukked around a ton.

[IamRAMBO24]

His grades are fine. High School is so ****ing easy....

Book smart is secondary to street smart and popularity. High School legacy is important whether you want to admit that or not. You were probably a no name geek and that still affects your confidence to this day.

Highschool legacy? WTF? Someone's been watching too much Saved By The Bell. Fact is once you graduate highschool, the only thing that will matter is the college you are going to attend, the degree you get, and the job you will hold. Nobody is going to give a sh*t if you're the class clown when you're in your early 30s.

4 years can make or break who he will become FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE.

[IamRAMBO24]

This...

I slept my way to a 3.0 GPA in high school and fukked around a ton.

You're proud of a 3.0? Shows in the quality of your posts.

[Le Shaqtus]

This...

I slept my way to a 3.0 GPA in high school and fukked around a ton.

3.0 isn't that great, are you in college?

[russwest0]

:facepalm Where did I say I was proud of a 3.0?

I literally did actual "homework" at home like only 5-10 times throughout 4 years of high school and still got a 3.0. Shit was a breeze.

In College I have a 3.5 GPA which is alright.

[Godzuki]

if he was cool/popular in middle school and has cool friends it'll probably carry over to HS. people don't just become cool/popular normally altho it can happen for different reasons. usually a couple different middle schools combine into a HS class, and those cool kids will probably still hang together being the cool people freshman year. so if he was a nerd in middle school with nerd friends he'll probably stay a nerd.

sports can give u a good in with older classes, who will look out for you or even invite you to their parties and stuff. it can make u a pretty popular freshman if you're really good at a sport too, like play varsity and are a factor your freshman year. football/basketball is usually pretty big but soccer can be big in schools too. other sports not as big as them from what i've seen...

anyways i'd put studies probably ahead of fun in HS but seriously you won't ever have a situation like HS the rest of your life where its a big social playground, all types of parties where you're doing stuff u aren't supposed to, and allowed to screw up doing HS shit. college tends to be way more mature, altho frats are different, but still HS is where everyone is stuck together in the same building all day where everyone is growing into young adults, and all that together makes having a good experience pretty awesome.

the thing about getting older is your social surroundings shrink a lot more, or rather its more separated, but never like HS where you're all elbow to elbow. its never like that again.

at least thats how i see it :pimp:

[dazzer87]

You're proud of a 3.0? Shows in the quality of your posts.
:roll:

[jstern]

If he has a cellphone, tell him to set a picture of his face as the wallpaper. Perhaps decorating it with some dollar signs, and the letters swag, but s.w.a.g.

[Shade8780]

If he has a cellphone, tell him to set a picture of his face as the wallpaper. Perhaps decorating it with some dollar signs, and the letters swag, but s.w.a.g.
Welcome to 2008.

[NBAplayoffs2001]

He is very nervous. We are anxiously waiting to watch SummerSlam as we sit here and converse about my high school glory days. I am trying my best to give him tips but at the same time, I am not the be all end all. We need some of you to chime in and give him appropriate tips for him to succeed and be popular. I keep telling him that being popular is the most important aspect of High School and the very reason why I am who I am.

Play sports and make As and Bs. The rest? "Go with the flow"

[NBAplayoffs2001]

:facepalm Where did I say I was proud of a 3.0?

I literally did actual "homework" at home like only 5-10 times throughout 4 years of high school and still got a 3.0. Shit was a breeze.

In College I have a 3.5 GPA which is alright.

I was a 3.5 student in high school and worked my butt off. A 3.6-3.7 before junior year.

I slacked off in Junior year and did my homework half-heartedly and got like 3.3-3.4s. I also somehow got an A in a class that I never attended (didn't even know I had the class) :lol

[BlkMambaGOAT]

Tell your cousin to...

- call every girl a bitch
- bust out a rap once in a while when appropriate
- take a wad of money and make it rain inside class at least once a week
- dunk on the tallest player in school
- becomes captain of the football team and lead them to 4 championships
- drive a pimped-out car
- Have hot secs with the hot lady teacher(s)/MILF(s)
- start his own gang
- become a cripps/bloods member
- prank the principal
- become a pimp with every hot girl/woman as his prostitute
- cover himself in tattoos, but not too much
- fvck bitches
- beat up bitches' boyfriends claim them as his own like an alpha
- call out the teacher for racism if they confront him.
- last, but not least proclaim himself as the next Tupac, but better.







































:lol

[Shade8780]

Tell him to stand up in class and start jerking off. He'll for sure become the class clown, everyone will love him.