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CavaliersFTW
08-20-2014, 04:09 PM
[QUOTE=pauk]What do you hope to achieve from this thread anyways Magic32? Even your men Kobe / Magic have flopped much more during their career.... hell even the almighty Micheal Jordan himself has accumulated more flops....

You seriously believe i am as obsessed as you to watch through all of their games & GIF/record all their flops? The only player haters who managed to be that obsessive in NBA history are the Kobetards (aka. Lebron haters).... and you seriously believe none of those players (especially Kobe) ever tried to draw a foul / sell a call / flop?

I know for the haters "its in" to call him a flopper right now, the hairline is old, the traveling is old, the choking is old, 2011 is old, passing because of afraid is old, delonte west/gloria is old, decision is old, ringchasing is old, being ringless is old, asterix is old, etc. etc. you just aint got any material left..... you guys (kobetards) are the most obsessed haters in NBA history... easily the most butthurt folks ever....

Kobe has been in the league for 17 years.... i have watched him try to sell/draw/flop fouls including cheapshots etc. (which he even was fined/suspended for a couple of times) live since day 1.... thats alot of footage i can promise you... are you seriously asking for this?
Alrighty then.... At the risk of looking like a Kobe hater & having every Kobe hater in the world hate me for doing what i am about to do please remember.... the Kobetards asked me to do it, begged for it.... i will do it not to make Kobe look bad, but to make the Kobetards yet again look like what they are.... you guys deserve it, lets be honest....

Ultimate Kobe Flopping GIF collection procedure initiated.... remember, 17 years of flopping is alot footage for you to even comprehend & enough to perhaps even crash ISH.... so stand by, be patient and prepare alot of tissues

SouBeachTalents
08-20-2014, 04:10 PM
Doesn't he have posts even longer than this one?

WindmiLL
08-20-2014, 04:12 PM
I don't get it? That's not 1 post, it's more posts combined together.

B-hoop
08-20-2014, 04:12 PM
No lion metaphor?

:biggums:

riseagainst
08-20-2014, 04:12 PM
gotta give him credit for his tenacious heart.

:bowdown:

DaOldLion
08-20-2014, 04:16 PM
I've seen better

Legends66NBA7
08-20-2014, 04:17 PM
I don't get it? That's not 1 post, it's more posts combined together.

I think that was the point.

Mr.Kite
08-20-2014, 04:17 PM
This ***** got more heart than allen iverson

Too bad they will both suffer the same fate

Fudge
08-20-2014, 04:17 PM
:roll:

Leave pauk alone y'all.

aj1987
08-20-2014, 04:18 PM
I don't get it? That's not 1 post, it's more posts combined together.
This. If we combine all of Lazarus' posts defending Wilt's choking, we'd have enough to fill an entire library.

WindmiLL
08-20-2014, 04:20 PM
I think that was the point.


Yep but I see longer posts(just 1 post) in OTC almost everyday. Hell, OP has probably 1 longer post than all of Pauk's combined here? Still don't get it. Combine OP posts about Wilt and you get a new Bible.

RRR3
08-20-2014, 04:23 PM
Pauk is an ISH legend. Don't hate.

r0drig0lac
08-20-2014, 04:23 PM
This. If we combine all of Lazarus' posts defending Wilt's choking, we'd have enough to fill an entire library.
the bible of ISH :bowdown:

MP.Trey
08-20-2014, 04:25 PM
I don't get it? That's not 1 post, it's more posts combined together.
Well that certainly takes all the fun out of it. :coleman:

CavaliersFTW
08-20-2014, 04:35 PM
Well that certainly takes all the fun out of it. :coleman:
Lion essay constructed same way, several posts lumped together. It's his stream of conscioussness on the topic

WindmiLL
08-20-2014, 04:39 PM
Lion essay constructed same way, several posts lumped together. It's his stream of conscioussness on the topic


Then your stream of conscioussness on the topic about Wilt was much more worrying many times. Making fun of another poster when if you do the same shit to your posts you appear even more pathetic?

CavaliersFTW
08-20-2014, 04:41 PM
Then your stream of conscioussness on the topic about Wilt was much more worrying many times. Making fun of another poster when if you do the same shit to your posts you appear even more pathetic?
fair enough, make a thread about it, this is still funny regardless :lol

chazzy
08-20-2014, 04:45 PM
Then your stream of conscioussness on the topic about Wilt was much more worrying many times. Making fun of another poster when if you do the same shit to your posts you appear even more pathetic?
BuzzkiLL

zoom17
08-20-2014, 04:45 PM
I thought OP was a atheists:lol

MP.Trey
08-20-2014, 04:45 PM
Lion essay constructed same way, several posts lumped together. It's his stream of conscioussness on the topic
If the lion essay was multiple posts and not just one, that moves it way down on the ISH totem pole for me. It's just not the same.

Just2McFly
08-20-2014, 04:48 PM
http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Dylan-Confused-About-Sugar-Cookies-On-The-Chappelle-Show.gif

I sweat to god all those Wilt threads have some essays from OP in them that are at the very least pauk level

EDIT: oh shit someone already got him

pauk
08-20-2014, 05:08 PM
lol.... thats how my 1st "essay" was created aswell.... 1000 posts in one post...

CavsFTW is one sour dude... very very sour Lebron/Pauk dude... for some odd reason .... and Lebron is on his freakin team... and i have nothing against him...

inb4 he copy/pastes this post into the "essay"....

HomieWeMajor
08-20-2014, 05:11 PM
Yo pauk i used your lion essay for my Thesis on "Insidehoops:The Jungle" and got an A+. Gonna hit you with a double rep soonish.

pauk
08-20-2014, 05:12 PM
Yo pauk i used your lion essay for my Thesis on "Insidehoops:The Jungle" and got an A+. Gonna hit you with a double rep soonish.

:cheers:

pauk
08-20-2014, 05:14 PM
CavsFTW, never got your answer... are you a Lebron fan now again that he is in your team or are you gona quit being a Cavs fan?

CavaliersFTW
08-20-2014, 05:16 PM
lol.... thats how my 1st "essay" was created aswell.... 1000 posts in one post...

CavsFTW is one sour dude... very very sour dude... for some odd reason .... and Lebron is on his freakin team...

inb4 he copy/pastes this post into the "essay"....
:oldlol:

pauk i hope u know i only did this in good fun I got nothing against u personally

still pretty sure Bill Russell and Shaq weren't floppers tho :D

CavaliersFTW
08-20-2014, 05:17 PM
CavsFTW, never got your answer... are you a Lebron fan now again that he is in your team or are you gona quit being a Cavs fan?
Why would i quit being a cavs fan? Am I not proven to be loyal to the Cavs? :lol

pauk
08-20-2014, 05:17 PM
:oldlol:

pauk i hope u know i only did this in good fun I got nothing against u personally

still pretty sure Bill Russell and Shaq weren't floppers tho :D

Oh ok, no harm done. :cheers:

Have nothing against you CavsFTW bro, love your videos to.

MP.Trey
08-20-2014, 05:17 PM
CavsFTW, never got your answer... are you a Lebron fan now again that he is in your team or are you gona quit being a Cavs fan?
Not tryna answer for him or nothing but why can't he be a Cavs fan AND dislike LeBron. You can dislike players on your favorite team, you know? It happens all the time.

HomieWeMajor
08-20-2014, 05:19 PM
Dan can you confirm if you shake with rage when WWE inflates their wrestlers' heights ?

CavaliersFTW
08-20-2014, 05:26 PM
Oh ok, no harm done. :cheers:

Have nothing against you CavsFTW bro, love your videos to.
pauk = ISH legend, another thread with your name on it just adds to the resume :cheers:

AlphaWolf24
08-20-2014, 06:20 PM
Pauk...my dude...

you should get the Lion essay Tatted on yo back...AAF!!!

In all seriousness.....sh!t is kinda deep in a spiritual kinda way.

Bandito
08-20-2014, 07:01 PM
:roll:

He did it again :lol


@newbies: these essays are contructed when he posts defending his crush in the same night in the same topic multiple times.

CavaliersFTW
08-20-2014, 07:08 PM
:roll:

He did it again :lol


@newbies: these essays are contructed when he posts defending his crush in the same night in the same topic multiple times.
precisely, when pauk is in the zone he will hammer his opinion home word by word til everyone else is just too exhausted to continue :lol

his tenacity and loyalty to lebron is legend status :lol

Bandito
08-20-2014, 07:36 PM
precisely, when pauk is in the zone he will hammer his opinion home word by word til everyone else is just too exhausted to continue :lol

his tenacity and loyalty to lebron is legend status :lol
This. Dragic4****** is just a retarded nobody compare to pauk the legend.

WindmiLL
08-20-2014, 08:41 PM
Pauk I can't defend you anymore, you're on your own now

@ neg ''You barely post, and you're a LeBron stan. You probably are pauk.''

sportjames23
08-20-2014, 10:46 PM
What do you hope to achieve from this thread anyways Magic32? Even your men Kobe / Magic have flopped much more during their career.... hell even the almighty Micheal Jordan himself has accumulated more flops....

You seriously believe i am as obsessed as you to watch through all of their games & GIF/record all their flops? The only player haters who managed to be that obsessive in NBA history are the Kobetards (aka. Lebron haters).... and you seriously believe none of those players (especially Kobe) ever tried to draw a foul / sell a call / flop?

I know for the haters "its in" to call him a flopper right now, the hairline is old, the traveling is old, the choking is old, 2011 is old, passing because of afraid is old, delonte west/gloria is old, decision is old, ringchasing is old, being ringless is old, asterix is old, etc. etc. you just aint got any material left..... you guys (kobetards) are the most obsessed haters in NBA history... easily the most butthurt folks ever....

Kobe has been in the league for 17 years.... i have watched him try to sell/draw/flop fouls including cheapshots etc. (which he even was fined/suspended for a couple of times) live since day 1.... thats alot of footage i can promise you... are you seriously asking for this?
Alrighty then.... At the risk of looking like a Kobe hater & having every Kobe hater in the world hate me for doing what i am about to do please remember.... the Kobetards asked me to do it, begged for it.... i will do it not to make Kobe look bad, but to make the Kobetards yet again look like what they are.... you guys deserve it, lets be honest....

Ultimate Kobe Flopping GIF collection procedure initiated.... remember, 17 years of flopping is alot footage for you to even comprehend & enough to perhaps even crash ISH.... so stand by, be patient and prepare alot of tissues…

Havent seen him do a single flop last year, not that i remember. You fail to realise that the biggest hater fanbase on earth (any sport) and in NBA history probably is the Lebron ones right now... and flopping is just "in" for the haters right now, just like traveling was "in" before that and "post up fails" before that and so on..... they need material in these dark ages of his success and their favorite players failures.... in reality Lebron isnt a flopper, but they damn sure work hard on spreading that rumor, with their watchful eyes observing and gifing/highlighting any move that can be perhaps viewed as a flopping move..... in reality you can make a "Flopping GIF collection" for any player in NBA history.... they have made so much of that shit and are so into it that even a sane/normal/occasional NBA fan who happens to see their work will automatically think Lebron is the biggest flopper ever....... funny thing is most of these are Kobetards and just like i said before, even Kobe has accumulated more flops than Lebron and before i realised i had a life (watching through all of Kobe's 1000+ games & spending time to gif/highlight) & thought it was not worth sinking down to their level i also said i would make a video of Kobe's all flops (they are saying Kobe never flopped afterall)...

Really? You want proof of that? Im sorry but i have a life & am not insecure about him enough and am not stupid, immature enough and dont disrespect Kobe or his game enough to prove that he flopped more than Lebron.... the only reason this thread exists is because of the hate not because of flops, if it was about flops you would make one instead for Battier, Varejao, Ginobili, Kirilenko or some shit.......

But consider this, all those "flopping" footage you have of him is only from his Miami years, maybe even 1 or max 2 seasons of it... where as Kobe has played 18 seasons and im sure he has almost every game tried to sell a call/contact offensively & defensively, draw a shooting foul, draw a foul defensively (charge for example) and so on...

Consider also this, Reggie Miller is my favorite player of all time, but there is no denying that he accumulated more flops than probably any player ive seen live.... yet, i cant prove it............... so as it is right now with the footage out there, Lebron looks more of a flopper than Reggie was.........

Reggie flopped, flailed, sold, whatever more than anybody i ever saw.... and he is my favorite player of all time, believe me i know, i have watched him live since early 90s.... i dont defend Lebron or Reggie or anybody, i have no agenda, if Lebron is a flopper then so be it, all i care about is facts..... but it really isnt the case.... to even put Lebron next to Reggie in this department is hilarious to me, hell ive seen even Jordan flop many many times, you might then aswell call Jordan a flopper, why not? "Prove it" ?

There is just not much footage, there is no such hater fanbase as strong as this Lebron one is today to bless us with that....

I dont defend Lebron, i dont hate Jordan, i dont hate Kobe.... the problem here is that you are not fair or objective at all in your basketball assessments, you kids are just blinded with your Lebron hatred, its like talking to a brick wall and im just wasting my time trying to talk sense into you.... what do you want from me? Ok, Lebron is the biggest flopper ever, Jordan never flopped, Kobe never flopped, thats it?

This is only today, back then it wasnt exactly like that.... in the 90s & earlier flopping was absolutely nothing, hell it was even commendable, flopping was immediately followed by the commentator going: "Look at that veteran move!"

Reggie would for example make you chase him around screens, then make a full stop and take the charge (flop) like you shot him with a bazooka, the commentator would go: "Reggie has just so many tricks in his bag, watching him move without the ball is educational!" .... today he would get murdered....

I dont even have to have seen even for example Bill Russell to know that he flopped, why? Because it is a part of the game believe it or not, it always has been. The most notable one is drawing a charge itself, it is as much of a flop as anything because you also there often ACT/SELL... and everybody has been doing it since NBA basketball started, hell you will learn how to ACT/SELL contact from day 1 playing organised basketball... there is variations of acting/selling contact....

I dont even have to have seen Russell to know he did something aswell, knowing he was an agressive defensive player and especially knowing he played with Frank Ramsey with his "Smart moves by a master of deception" teaching you how to do exactly that, FLOP

Rent free my Kobetard friends, rent free.

I dont know what response there is... you are whining about Me, whining about your gods who you think have never flopped.... you are so damn into this its crazy.....

You really are asking for it, since there is so many schmucks of you here who believe Kobe (or any player in NBA history) didnt accumulate enough of flops and keep starting threads about it (and Me) 24-7 it would almost feel very good to ether you with such a video... the even funnier part is you are constantly asking for a "Kobe flopping collection", like you really believe thats not possible.... oh man...

Just remember one thing, i have nothing against Kobe, have respect for him or any player in NBA history.... but you Kobetards are asking for it, if i decide to do it it will be only for you & because of you, nobody else.... it will take some time to watch through & collect all flops from his 1000+ games.... be patient....

Wait, can i do it for Jordan instead? It will be much more fun games to watch & lets be honest Jordan is more famous / is GOAT, even more people say he never even did a single flop.... would be a MUCH better feeling to ether that myth....

Cool, will have fun seeing Jordan kick some ass while at it, but honestly, i want to do this, but there is a big risk i will come out as a massive Jordan hater at the end.... and i dont want that, but on the other hand, killing the myth of how any of the all-time greats never flopped is probably greater (my only intention).... i warn you tho, the video/footage might be more than just 5 mins.... :P

Ill keep you guys updated in this thread on the work....

Right now i will start with the games i have in my disk with MJ, about 50+.... think i can manage 2 games per day when im free, thats alot, but i do have a life....

What would dramatically help alot is if there was a Jordan hater fanbase who could assist with this, kindof like the massive Lebron hater fanbase now who watch all games and instantly highlight anything today.... so the project gets done more swiftly... the Jordan haters back then had no such technology, computers/broadband, programs and game avaliability to do what Lebron haters can do now..... but now we have it, just have to rewatch all games....

I dont care, acting/selling a call or no call, is a flop to me, will be all highlighted.... Yes the only obvious/rigorous ones are where there is no contact at all and he flops, but is that really different than acting/selling a contact? Acting like you got shot by a Bazooka? A flop is a flop is a flop....

Games are piling up! I think i will have a total of up to 200 Jordan games (which is to bad, because live ive seen probably 60-70% of MJ's games, never missed a beat in the 90s), will take at least 2 months to watch through all that & finish the epic project, i will be watching at least 2 games a day, sometimes more, 2 x 30 = 60 games in a month, 3 x 30 = 90 games a month.... so be patient guys....

I will keep you updated though, meanwhile maybe spoil you with a bit of footage or a trailer


http://i.imgur.com/8A9ZH59.gif

Heavincent
08-20-2014, 10:50 PM
This. If we combine all of Lazarus' posts defending Wilt's choking, we'd have enough to fill an entire library.

Not just any regular library either. We'd need something like this:

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/2543/thelargestlibrary10uf2.jpg

TheMan
08-20-2014, 11:25 PM
Pauk is the undisputed king of the LeBron stans.

Emperor Pauk :bowdown:

J Shuttlesworth
08-20-2014, 11:34 PM
Pauk honestly doesn't deserve the hate he gets. This forum is filled with trolls who spew bullshit in 99% of their posts. Whenever I see pauk post, it's always conversing about basketball.. no matter how long the post is. I'd rather have pauk here than all the trolls

CavaliersFTW
08-20-2014, 11:38 PM
Pauk honestly doesn't deserve the hate he gets. This forum is filled with trolls who spew bullshit in 99% of their posts. Whenever I see pauk post, it's always conversing about basketball.. no matter how long the post is. I'd rather have pauk here than all the trolls
I don't disagree, pauk is a sincerely passionate basketball fan which is just what this forum is about, it comes off as crazy trolling or ranting sometimes but you can tell he actually believes what he says in the heat of the moment and isn't just blowing smoke for a laugh. he's just such a homer some of the stuff he says sounds crazy objectively

IE his accusations that kobe blocking lebron in the ASG was a desperate low-blow move by Kobe or that Lebron's flopping is not only not a bad thing, but that Bill Russell and MJ were also "just as bad" at flopping we just are "ignoring" their flops and being unfair singling out lebron :lol

but like you said, more pauks, less trolls = better

J Shuttlesworth
08-20-2014, 11:39 PM
I don't disagree, pauk is a sincerely passionate basketball fan, it comes off as crazy trolling or ranting sometimes but I think he actually believes what he says in the heat of the moment, he's just such a homer some of the stuff he says sounds crazy objectively

IE his accusations that kobe blocking lebron in the ASG was a desperate low-blow move by Kobe or that Lebron's flopping is not only not a bad thing, but that Bill Russell and MJ were also "just as bad" at flopping we just are "ignoring" their flops and being unfair singling out lebron :lol
lol wait wut? Link?

CavaliersFTW
08-20-2014, 11:43 PM
lol wait wut? Link?
Take a look in the OP, it's one of the lines in there. From the Ultimate Kobe Flopping gif thread.

"I dont even have to have seen even for example Bill Russell to know that he flopped, why? Because it is a part of the game believe it or not, it always has been. The most notable one is drawing a charge itself, it is as much of a flop as anything because you also there often ACT/SELL... and everybody has been doing it since NBA basketball started, hell you will learn how to ACT/SELL contact from day 1 playing organised basketball... there is variations of acting/selling contact....

I dont even have to have seen Russell to know he did something aswell, knowing he was an agressive defensive player and especially knowing he played with Frank Ramsey with his "Smart moves by a master of deception" teaching you how to do exactly that, FLOP"

He claimed he's going to be putting together a Jordan career flopping mix too. To show us that it isn't just Lebron, that every superstar does it, and has done it in the past.

J Shuttlesworth
08-20-2014, 11:45 PM
Take a look in the OP, it's one of the lines in there. From the Ultimate Kobe Flopping gif thread.

"I dont even have to have seen even for example Bill Russell to know that he flopped, why? Because it is a part of the game believe it or not, it always has been. The most notable one is drawing a charge itself, it is as much of a flop as anything because you also there often ACT/SELL... and everybody has been doing it since NBA basketball started, hell you will learn how to ACT/SELL contact from day 1 playing organised basketball... there is variations of acting/selling contact....

I dont even have to have seen Russell to know he did something aswell, knowing he was an agressive defensive player and especially knowing he played with Frank Ramsey with his "Smart moves by a master of deception" teaching you how to do exactly that, FLOP"

He claimed he's going to be putting together a Jordan career flopping mix too. To show us that it isn't just Lebron, that every superstar does it, and has done it in the past.
This doesn't sound as bad as you made it out. I highly doubt that flopping is a recent invention. It's going to be a lot more scrutinized with all the camera angles we have today. I'm sure there were old school players who sold contact for fouls

CavaliersFTW
08-20-2014, 11:47 PM
This doesn't sound as bad as you made it out. I highly doubt that flopping is a recent invention. It's going to be a lot more scrutinized with all the camera angles we have today. I'm sure there were old school players who sold contact for fouls
Never once seen Bill Russell sell contact for a foul, I've only got about 2% of his career on film, same with Wilt, Elgin, West, and Robertson, but I've never actually seen any of them attempt to sell contact. You'd think at least one clip would exist of it, if they were doing it like Lebron.

J Shuttlesworth
08-20-2014, 11:54 PM
Never once seen Bill Russell sell contact for a foul, I've only got about 2% of his career on film, same with Wilt, Elgin, West, and Robertson, but I've never actually seen any of them attempt to sell contact. You'd think at least one clip would exist of it, if they were doing it like Lebron.
I never watched tape of the old games, but what about Frank Ramsey? He wrote a story for SI in the 60s about flopping techniques. It's not as if it wasn't a thing. I'm not accusing Bill Russell or anyone like that because I haven't seen it, but I bet if you had all the camera angles we have these days, you would notice that players did indeed flop in those days. It's not as if flopping wasn't in existence those days though.

moe94
08-21-2014, 01:14 AM
Let's just combine a bunch of posts to appear like he made an essay. Clowns.

J Shuttlesworth
08-21-2014, 01:18 AM
Let's just combine a bunch of posts to appear like he made an essay. Clowns.
Lol seriously. With this formula, DMAVS41 types a thesis every time he gets into an argument.

russwest0
08-21-2014, 02:05 AM
Pauk's actually a good poster, seems to know his stuff and actually makes well thought out posts. He may be a bit deluded when it comes to his lover, but i'd rather read his posts than all of the retarded trolls on here and all of their alts.

he's another lebron stan that changes his logic around to make whatever argument protects his boy.

he stopped debating me real quick after i body bagged him the first few times :lol

RRR3
08-21-2014, 02:12 AM
he's another lebron stan that changes his logic around to make whatever argument protects his boy.

he stopped debating me real quick after i body bagged him the first few times :lol
You've never "body bagged" anyone (although 98% of ISH has body bagged YOU), nor have you come remotely close. The fact that you feel the need to brag about your imaginary "online victories" is pathetic.

BoutPractice
08-21-2014, 03:30 AM
Plus he actually has a point regarding Reggie. You don't see haters obsessively compiling every single instance of a Reggie flop... or Vlade for that matter... even though they are objectively much worse floppers than LeBron.

Let's not act like LeBron, Blake, CP3 and Harden are the only players to have ever flopped in the history of the game.

sportjames23
08-21-2014, 03:52 AM
Plus he actually has a point regarding Reggie. You don't see haters obsessively compiling every single instance of a Reggie flop... or Vlade for that matter... even though they are objectively much worse floppers than LeBron.

Let's not act like LeBron, Blake, CP3 and Harden are the only players to have ever flopped in the history of the game.


Are Reggie and Vlade still playing?

AlphaWolf24
08-21-2014, 12:27 PM
Pauk honestly doesn't deserve the hate he gets. This forum is filled with trolls who spew bullshit in 99% of their posts. Whenever I see pauk post, it's always conversing about basketball.. no matter how long the post is. I'd rather have pauk here than all the trolls


this...

he brings the rain...


besides why should we hate on each other?.....we are all BBALL fans....

we can laugh at each other and make fun of each other....in the end we are all one big crazy family....

Mr. Incredible
08-21-2014, 02:25 PM
Pauk is a legend. OP is jealous he doesn't get the respect Pauk does.

:applause:

moe94
08-21-2014, 02:26 PM
this...

he brings the rain...


besides why should we hate on each other?.....we are all BBALL fans....

we can laugh at each other and make fun of each other....in the end we are all one big crazy family....
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120412233941/icarly/images/0/05/Best-Cry-Ever.gif

Lebron23
08-21-2014, 02:28 PM
Pauk is God. 50 yrs. from now People are gonna remember him as the Che Guevarra of Insidehoops.

pauk
08-21-2014, 02:44 PM
Damn, actually, lot of love in this thread. :biggums:

riseagainst
08-21-2014, 02:45 PM
Damn, actually, lot of love in this thread. :biggums:

you are a legend.

:rockon:

Beastmode88
08-21-2014, 03:10 PM
Pauk is def on another level when it comes to bran stan more respectable than the retards like Dragic4Life, Lebronxrings and JT.

chazzy
08-21-2014, 03:25 PM
pauk is just as crazy as the other stans, he just makes an effort to be more personable now

Heavincent
08-21-2014, 03:29 PM
Pauk is hilarious, both intentionally and unintentionally. Love that dude, even though I shit on him all the time.

riseagainst
08-21-2014, 03:30 PM
Pauk is hilarious, both intentionally and unintentionally. Love that dude, even though I shit on him all the time.


:roll:

DaSeba5
08-21-2014, 04:53 PM
I was expecting more. This thread was very disappointing.

While Pauk is a huge Bran stan, he's a good poster overall.

MP.Trey
08-21-2014, 04:56 PM
Let's just combine a bunch of posts to appear like he made an essay. Clowns.
Really though. :oldlol:

CavaliersFTW
08-21-2014, 04:56 PM
I was expecting more. This thread was very disappointing.

While Pauk is a huge Bran stan, he's a good poster overall.
How many words would it have taken for you to not be disappointed since I guess 1,750 isn't enough? :oldlol:

DaSeba5
08-21-2014, 04:58 PM
How many words would it have taken for you to not be disappointed since I guess 1,750 isn't enough? :oldlol:

Because we've already seen something like this before from him. There's plenty of threads about Pauk's essays. I was expecting him to go even further beyond lol.

RedBlackAttack
08-21-2014, 05:01 PM
I was expecting more. This thread was very disappointing.

While Pauk is a huge Bran stan, he's a good poster overall.
Nothing against Pauk, but I'm surprised so many people actually read his posts. It's not that I have anything against the occasional wall of text... I'm guilty of it myself every now and then.

But, I find reading his posts really laborious. :confusedshrug:

LilEddyCurry
08-21-2014, 05:22 PM
:eek: 1,750+ essay!? :eek:

I didn't read this but I know it has to do with pauk defending Lebron's flopping. In all seriousness I think this deserve its own thread seeing as he being a character in the NBA forum...
Pauk is on your side now :cheers: :lol

pauk
08-21-2014, 05:36 PM
Nothing against Pauk, but I'm surprised so many people actually read his posts. It's not that I have anything against the occasional wall of text... I'm guilty of it myself every now and then.

But, I find reading his posts really laborious. :confusedshrug:

I try to be factual, rational, logical in my basketball assessments, if it comes out laborious then so be it... It is laborious mostly to guys who are differently opinionated or refuse to face the facts or simply aint that objective... like when me and you were talking about Jordan flopping, you probably thought i was laborious when i said Jordan did accumulate alot of flopping during his career, yet i thought you were laborious instead because i think it was you (not sure) who said that Jordan didnt do it at all.... and i will prove to you who is wrong, very soon... :)

AlphaWolf24
08-21-2014, 05:42 PM
I try to be factual, rational, logical in my basketball assessments, if it comes out laborious then so be it... It is laborious mostly to guys who are differently opinionated or refuse to face the facts or simply aint that objective... like when me and you were talking about Jordan flopping, you probably thought i was laborious when i said Jordan did accumulate alot of flopping during his career, yet i thought you were laborious instead because i think it was you (not sure) who said that Jordan didnt do it at all.... and i will prove to you who is wrong, very soon... :)


see guy's......what would we do without these gem's?

( Popcorn Gif)

pegasus
08-21-2014, 05:44 PM
I like pauk. We need posters like him. He is completely devoted to Lebron and will find/fabricate any reason to prop him up and cover for his shortcomings, but he does all that in a cute little loving way that comes from his pure heart. Too bad Lebron doesn't even know he exists, because I could actually see those two lasting together.

CavaliersFTW
08-21-2014, 06:32 PM
Brian Windhorst steals his material from pauk, pauk the GOAT lebron fan :applause:

pauk
08-21-2014, 11:55 PM
I like pauk. We need posters like him. He is completely devoted to Lebron and will find/fabricate any reason to prop him up and cover for his shortcomings, but he does all that in a cute little loving way that comes from his pure heart. Too bad Lebron doesn't even know he exists, because I could actually see those two lasting together.

Am i "finding/fabricating" or am i just talking to Lebron haters who ARE the ones "finding/fabricating"........ :confusedshrug:

The funny thing is, i couldnt care less about Lebron, i like his game and that is as far as it goes, but if i see that a player is not treated objectively (whoever that is, but ofcourse in this forum Lebron is the #1 target) i will then very logically/rationally/factually defend him if i know i can, i love to correct the incorrect assessment, its fairly easy.... sometimes its not easy, but when i know im right i will go all in to prove you that i am right..... like the Lebron flopping part lately for example, you will see soon how correct i am, if i was just defending him / acting like a Lebron stan or that i am absolutely correct.... which is that ALL players have flopped, that you can make a flopping compilation of any player, even Michael Jordan.... who like i said i am about to make a compilation of, i have already accumulated 16 flops from him in just 5 games.... very legit ones... and there is about 150+ games to go... just be patient....

ArbitraryWater
08-21-2014, 11:58 PM
I laugh about pauk's lion essay, shits hilarious... This is a bit pathetic by OP, just combining a bunch of posts... Lion shit was long too begin with.

But realistically, pauk's one of the better and nicer posters here... Always does his research and tries to be unbiased.

moe94
08-22-2014, 12:06 AM
Am i "finding/fabricating" or am i just talking to Lebron haters who ARE the ones "finding/fabricating"........ :confusedshrug:

The funny thing is, i couldnt care less about Lebron, i like his game and that is as far as it goes, but if i see that a player is not treated objectively (whoever that is) i will then very logically/rationally/factually defend him if i know i can, i love to correct the incorrect assessment, its fairly easy.... sometimes its not easy, but when i know im right i will go all in to prove you that i am right..... like the Lebron flopping part lately for example, you will see soon how correct i am, if i was just defending him / acting like a Lebron stan or that i am absolutely correct.... which is that ALL players have flopped, that you can make a flopping compilation of any player, even Michael Jordan.... who like i said i am about to make a compilation of, i have already accumulated 16 flops from him in just 5 games.... very legit ones... and there is about 150+ games to go... just be patient....
:roll:

Thorn
08-22-2014, 12:51 AM
Am i "finding/fabricating" or am i just talking to Lebron haters who ARE the ones "finding/fabricating"........ :confusedshrug:

The funny thing is, i couldnt care less about Lebron, i like his game and that is as far as it goes, but if i see that a player is not treated objectively (whoever that is, but ofcourse in this forum Lebron is the #1 target) i will then very logically/rationally/factually defend him if i know i can, i love to correct the incorrect assessment, its fairly easy.... sometimes its not easy, but when i know im right i will go all in to prove you that i am right..... like the Lebron flopping part lately for example, you will see soon how correct i am, if i was just defending him / acting like a Lebron stan or that i am absolutely correct.... which is that ALL players have flopped, that you can make a flopping compilation of any player, even Michael Jordan.... who like i said i am about to make a compilation of, i have already accumulated 16 flops from him in just 5 games.... very legit ones... and there is about 150+ games to go... just be patient....

http://i.imgur.com/nVDuCcj.jpg

chazzy
08-22-2014, 01:07 AM
The funny thing is, i couldnt care less about Lebron

i ***ing hope lebron gets a god damn team accomplishment this year so he can shut the **** up all of you and all these random reporters bashing the **** out of lebron....

this is seriously getting out of hand...

get that ***ing team accomplishment lebron.... thats the only thing that matters... thats the only thing which shows how talented-skilled-dominant-impactful you are....

dont care about the season or pre-finals games...... NONE of them matter.. so just rest thru and dont do ANYTHING during the season or pre-finals.........

BECAUSE ONLY THE FINALS MATTER.... PLAY GREAT THERE 4-7 GAMES AND YOU IMMEDIATELY WILL BE THE BEST AGAIN IN EVERYONES EYES.......... EASY!!

yep!

just sit there in the bench and do NOTHING during the season and pre-finals....

save up all the energy... and just explode in the FINALS.........

the thought of wade winning FMVP..........made me actually HAPPY lebron didnt win a championship this year............


seriously......... the thought of that wade dude who was 2nd fiddle to lebron all year.... including the playoffs... choking so ridicilously bad in the chicago series especially...... all of the sudden winning the FMVP and being the sole reason to the lack of lebrons (and entire heat) offensive rythm in the Finals just because he wanted to put on a show.... because he decided its "HIS TEAM AND SHOULD LEAD" all of the freakin sudden....... and still get a ring that way.......... that thought is unbarable............


that is if your team can survive even getting in to the FINALS without you....

its a risk you should be willing to take!

BECAUSE ONLY FINALS MATTER!


no are you sane??? or blind??? wade was hogging the ball like no tomorrow........... lebron himself is a POINT-FORWARD...... REMEMBER??????? he is extremly unselfish........ he didnt mind and never minded anytime wades ego came out and decided to put on a show IF THEY WON.............. all lebron had to really do is tell wade:

"LOOK MR WHISTLE.... THIS IS MY TEAM, I HAVE BEEN LEADING IT ALL YEAR, I AM BETTER THAN YOU, I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN BETTER THAN YOU, THIS IS HOW WE CAME TO THE FINALS, BECAUSE OF MOSTLY ME.... THIS IS THE FINALS.... THERE IS NO TIME FOR YOUR EGO....... STFU AND TAKE A STEP BACK"............

all wade had to do........ is calm the **** down and remember how they got there.... the shit was like watching these guys first game of the season when they had no chemistry at all.............. only because wade decided to make a change......... he was able to put his ego aside entire year.......... but in the finals??? hell no............

4-7 GAMES OF FINALS > 100 GAMES OF GETTING TO THE FINALS!

ahahah do you actually compare Durants career accomplishments to Lebron!? hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahaha

How dare Lebron insult Durant like this! He is not worthy to invite the all time great, Kevin Durant, who has obviously accomplished so much over his long and storied career, to his party.

Cant wait, this Durant overrating needs to stop.... Lebron is the one who ALWAYS puts this one dimensional sceletor called Durant to his correct place, he always humiliates this poor kid and shuts the comparasants and overrating up 100% guaranteed.... just like last season....

Starting with this pre-season game which is meaningless, but still i hope he goes at him just for a good pre-season warmup just for a laugh....

keep kissing the rapists jockstrap before they go to sleep.... thats a typical Hater for you, the almighty "Kobrick Cryant ******ging Hater", they are vicious... lots of such specimen in here.





The funny thing is, i couldnt care less about Lebron

CavaliersFTW
08-22-2014, 01:12 AM
i ***ing hope lebron gets a god damn team accomplishment this year so he can shut the **** up all of you and all these random reporters bashing the **** out of lebron....

this is seriously getting out of hand...

get that ***ing team accomplishment lebron.... thats the only thing that matters... thats the only thing which shows how talented-skilled-dominant-impactful you are....

dont care about the season or pre-finals games...... NONE of them matter.. so just rest thru and dont do ANYTHING during the season or pre-finals.........

BECAUSE ONLY THE FINALS MATTER.... PLAY GREAT THERE 4-7 GAMES AND YOU IMMEDIATELY WILL BE THE BEST AGAIN IN EVERYONES EYES.......... EASY!!

yep!

just sit there in the bench and do NOTHING during the season and pre-finals....

save up all the energy... and just explode in the FINALS.........

the thought of wade winning FMVP..........made me actually HAPPY lebron didnt win a championship this year............


seriously......... the thought of that wade dude who was 2nd fiddle to lebron all year.... including the playoffs... choking so ridicilously bad in the chicago series especially...... all of the sudden winning the FMVP and being the sole reason to the lack of lebrons (and entire heat) offensive rythm in the Finals just because he wanted to put on a show.... because he decided its "HIS TEAM AND SHOULD LEAD" all of the freakin sudden....... and still get a ring that way.......... that thought is unbarable............


that is if your team can survive even getting in to the FINALS without you....

its a risk you should be willing to take!

BECAUSE ONLY FINALS MATTER!


no are you sane??? or blind??? wade was hogging the ball like no tomorrow........... lebron himself is a POINT-FORWARD...... REMEMBER??????? he is extremly unselfish........ he didnt mind and never minded anytime wades ego came out and decided to put on a show IF THEY WON.............. all lebron had to really do is tell wade:

"LOOK MR WHISTLE.... THIS IS MY TEAM, I HAVE BEEN LEADING IT ALL YEAR, I AM BETTER THAN YOU, I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN BETTER THAN YOU, THIS IS HOW WE CAME TO THE FINALS, BECAUSE OF MOSTLY ME.... THIS IS THE FINALS.... THERE IS NO TIME FOR YOUR EGO....... STFU AND TAKE A STEP BACK"............

all wade had to do........ is calm the **** down and remember how they got there.... the shit was like watching these guys first game of the season when they had no chemistry at all.............. only because wade decided to make a change......... he was able to put his ego aside entire year.......... but in the finals??? hell no............

4-7 GAMES OF FINALS > 100 GAMES OF GETTING TO THE FINALS!

ahahah do you actually compare Durants career accomplishments to Lebron!? hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahaha

How dare Lebron insult Durant like this! He is not worthy to invite the all time great, Kevin Durant, who has obviously accomplished so much over his long and storied career, to his party.

Cant wait, this Durant overrating needs to stop.... Lebron is the one who ALWAYS puts this one dimensional sceletor called Durant to his correct place, he always humiliates this poor kid and shuts the comparasants and overrating up 100% guaranteed.... just like last season....

Starting with this pre-season game which is meaningless, but still i hope he goes at him just for a good pre-season warmup just for a laugh....

keep kissing the rapists jockstrap before they go to sleep.... thats a typical Hater for you, the almighty "Kobrick Cryant ******ging Hater", they are vicious... lots of such specimen in here.
http://cdn.niketalk.com/0/08/08ad62b1_lopez-is-nuts-o.gif

RRR3
08-22-2014, 01:25 AM
The thing about Pauk is that while he may be very biased towards LeBron, you can tell he's a genuinely nice guy for the most part and he knows his shit. Whereas LeBron Stans like silk, Marlo, dubeta are combative ignorant and nasty

CavaliersFTW
08-22-2014, 01:29 AM
The thing about Pauk is that while he may be very biased towards LeBron, you can tell he's a genuinely nice guy for the most part and he knows his shit. Whereas LeBron Stans like silk, Marlo, dubeta are combative ignorant and nasty
this :applause:

Smook A.
08-22-2014, 01:32 AM
We should do one of these "long posts threads" for Euroleague. His post would crash ISH.

Heavincent
08-22-2014, 02:09 AM
We should do one of these "long posts threads" for Euroleague. His post would crash ISH.

Nobody compares to jlauber.


Just look at Bird's long list of playoff failures while Dirk improves his play in the postseason:

1980- Averaged a .511 TS% in the postseason. In game 5 vs. the Sixers, he shot poorly, 5-19 with just 12 points, as the Celtics lost the game. His man (Dr. J) averaged 25 PPG in this series. His team loses in 5 games despite having HCA and winning 61 games. Had a 18.3 PER in the postseason

1981- Has a .532 TS% in the postseason. He had a bad finals where he averaged just 15 PPG on .419 shooting and .460 TS%.

1982- PPG average dropped from 22.9 PPG to 17.8 PPG. He has an embarrassing .474 TS% in the playoffs. He averaged a pedestrian 18.3 PPG against the Sixers. Averages 17 PPG in the final 2 games of the series. The Celtics lose again with HCA. The Celtics won 63 games and had the #1 SRS in the league. Has a 17.9 PER in the postseason.

1983- The Celtics get swept by the Bucks. The Celtics win 56 games and had the #2 SRS in the league and lose again with HCA. Bird plays awful again. .478 TS%. His PPG average drops 2 PPG in the playoffs. Bird missed a game in the series but that game happened to be the closest one (Celtics lose by 4). In the 3 other games, the Celtics lose by 14.3 PPG with Bird on the court.

1984- Great playoffs. Averaged 27-14-4 in the Finals and had a .607 TS% in the playoffs. First great playoff of his career. Celtics win the title over the Lakers.

1985- Celtics make the finals, but Bird's numbers drop in the playoffs. His PPG drops by 2.8 PPG, Reb by 1.2 Reb, and AST by 0.7 AST. Had an average .536 TS% in the postseason. Bird plays even worse in the finals. His PPG dropped 4.9 PPG, his Reb 1.7 Reb, and AST by 1.6 AST in the finals compared to his regular season average. His Finals TS% is just .527. Not only that, but Celtics finish with 63 wins and lose once again with HCA a constant theme in Bird's career. This is the first time in Celtics history they lost in the finals with HCA.

1986- Great year. His best year ever. Wins the title. .615 TS% in the postseason and amazing finals.

1987- I think this is his most admirable playoffs up until the finals. The Celtics were quite banged up this year. Averaged 27-10-7 in the postseason with .577 TS%. Though his numbers in the finals dropped off once again. His PPG was 3.9 PPG down from the regular season, AST down by 2.1 AST and his TS% was just .534. In game 6, Bird scored just 16 points on 6-16 (.375) shooting. In the final 3 games of this series, Bird averaged just 20 PPG on .377 shooting and .492 TS% with 3.7 TOV. This is the first time Bird has played without HCA in the playoffs and his team loses.

1988- Bird's PPG drops by 5.4 PPG, Reb by 0.5 Reb. Bird shoots an awful 40-114 (.351) against the Pistons. Has a mediocre .538 TS% and 20.2 PER in the playoffs. The Celtics had HCA and the #1 SRS in the league and you probably guessed what happened next, Larry Bird loses with HCA once again.

1989- Injured doesn't play in the postseason.

1990- Bird shoots .539 TS% and has 3.6 TOV as the Celtics once again you guessed it, lose with HCA.

1991- In the first round, his team needs to go 5 vs. the 41 win Pacers. His PPG drop by 2.3 PPG and his Rebounds and Assists also drop quite a bit. Has a .490 TS% 15.8 PER in the playoffs. Against the Pistons Bird averages 13.4 PPG on .446 TS%. His 56 win team played with you guessed it HCA and loses with it.

1992- Doesn't play in the first round as the Celtics sweep the Pacers. In round 2, his team goes 7 against the Cavs, but Bird plays in 4 games and his team was 1-3 in those games. Averages a pathetic 11.3 PPG and 4.5 Reb which are 8.4 PPG and 5.2 Reb down from his regular season average. He has a .514 TS% and 16.4 PER in the postseason.


So out of 12 years, you get 9 years under .540 TS%, 5 under .520 TS%, and 3 under .500 TS%. From 80-83, he had a 19.9 playoff PER. In that span, Johnny Moore, Franklin Edwards, Gus Williams, and Bob Lanier all had better playoff PER and WS/48. Teammates Parish, McHale, Tiny Archibald, and Cedric Maxwell had better TS% in that span. From 88-92, he had a 18.8 PER which is 25th among players with 10 playoff games played. Players who had better playoff PER's in that span include Fat Lever, Terry Cummings, Roy Tarpley, Cedric Ceballos, and Sarunas Marciulionis. His teammates Reggie Lewis and Kevin McHale had better playoff PER's in that span.

With Bird you get a nice 4 year run that had 4 straight finals appearances but outside of that you get a 4 year span of .505 TS% (80-83) and a .525 TS% span (88-92). In 12 years, you get 7 losses with HCA. Basically out of Bird's 13 year career, you have 1 injury season and 3 non-descript postseasons at the end of his plus some playoff disappointments early in his career.


61-62 EDF's. Wilt single-handedly carries essentially the same last place roster he joined in his rookie season, and past Syracuse in the first round with a 37 ppg 23 rpg series, and with a must-win and clinching game five 56-35 performance. His badly overmatched teammates lose a game seven to a HOF-laden 60-20 Celtic team by two points. BTW, Wilt's teammates collectively shoot .354 in that post-season. And Wilt averaged 34 ppg and 26 rpg in the series, badly outscoring, and outshooting Russell, and also outrebounding him

63-64 Finals. After taking what had been a 31-49 team to a 48-32 record, and with a seven game series average of 39 ppg, 23 rpg, and on a .559 FG%, he then takes that roster to the Finals, where they lose to a Celtic team that has an 8-2 edge in HOFers, 4-1. BUT, the last two games are decided in the waning seconds. Oh, and Chamberlain outscores Russell, per game, 29.2 ppg to 11.2 ppg; outrebounds Russell, per game, 27.8 rpg to 25.2 rpg; and outshoots Russell in the series, .517 to .386.

64-65 EDF's. Gotta love this one. Chamberlain single-handedly takes a 40-40 team, to a game seven, one point loss, and in that game seven, puts up 30 points, on 12-15 FG/FGA, with 32 rebounds. Oh, and that series, all he did was average 30.1 ppg, 31.4 rpg, and shot .555 from the field...and crushed Russell by the largest margin any GOAT candidate has ever received.

65-66. EDF's. Yep, Wilt shot 8-25 from the line in that clinching game five loss, and could only score 46 points, on 19-34 shooting, with 34 rebounds. In the series, he averaged 28.0 ppg, 30.2 rpg, and shot .509 (badly outplaying Russell in all three categories), and how about his teammates? They collectively shot .352 from the field in that series.

67-68 EDF's. READ Cherry's account on THAT series please. Chamberlain was playing with an assortment of injuries, including one that was similar to what Willis Reed suffered in the '70 Finals (and was basically a statue after that), and was NOTICEABLY LIMPING throughout the series. That Sixer team was also without HOFer Cunningham the entire series, and still had a 3-1 seriees lead. Then, in game five, (and in a game in which a hobbled Chamberlain put up a 28-30 performance) they lost TWO more starters to injury. They would go on to lose a game seven, by four points. And, BTW, Chamberlain only TOUCHED the damned ball SEVEN times in the entire second half, and only TWICE in the 4th quarter (and those came on offensive rebounds.) He only scored 14 points, but had 34 rebounds, (Russell put up a 12-26 game), and for the series, the "choker" put up a 22-25 .487 series.

68-69 Finals. I don't have the time to detail just how horribly coached that team was. But, in any case, in that game seven, he outscored Russell, 18-6; he outrebounded Russell, 27-21; and he outshot Russell from the field, 7-8 to 2-7... oh and his incompetent coach left him on the bench in the last five minutes of a two point loss. It was his worst Finals, and yet he still easily outplayed Russell. Incidently, take Wilt and Russell's FG/FGAs out of that game seven, and Russell's teammates outshot Wilt's by a .477 to .360 margin...again, in a two point loss.

69-70. If you are going to blame Wilt for choking away this series, then I will ad 88-89 to Bird's choking resume. Why? Because, while Bird didn't play in his postseason with an injury, Chamberlain was only four months removed from major knee surgery. Not only that, he and West carried a heavy-underdog to a game seven against the heavily-favored Knicks (who had routed KAJ's 56-26 Bucks, 4-1 in the ECF's.) Oh and all Chamberlain could do in that series was put up the ONLY 20-20 .600 Finals in NBA HISTORY (23.2 ppg, 24.1 rpg, and on a .625 FG%.) Find me a series like that from your boy Bird. Much less in one in which he had no business playing.

72-73 Finals. After Chamberlain crushed Thurmond and his Warriors in the WCF's (the same Thurmond and Warriors team that wiped out Kareem and his 60-22 Bucks in the previous round) he them to the Finals, and they lost four close games, all with an injured West. Oh, and in Wilt's very last game of his career, he scored 23 points, on 9-16 shooting, and with 21 rebounds.

THAT was Chamberlain, "the Choker."

riseagainst
08-22-2014, 10:12 AM
i ***ing hope lebron gets a god damn team accomplishment this year so he can shut the **** up all of you and all these random reporters bashing the **** out of lebron....

this is seriously getting out of hand...

get that ***ing team accomplishment lebron.... thats the only thing that matters... thats the only thing which shows how talented-skilled-dominant-impactful you are....

dont care about the season or pre-finals games...... NONE of them matter.. so just rest thru and dont do ANYTHING during the season or pre-finals.........

BECAUSE ONLY THE FINALS MATTER.... PLAY GREAT THERE 4-7 GAMES AND YOU IMMEDIATELY WILL BE THE BEST AGAIN IN EVERYONES EYES.......... EASY!!

yep!

just sit there in the bench and do NOTHING during the season and pre-finals....

save up all the energy... and just explode in the FINALS.........

the thought of wade winning FMVP..........made me actually HAPPY lebron didnt win a championship this year............


seriously......... the thought of that wade dude who was 2nd fiddle to lebron all year.... including the playoffs... choking so ridicilously bad in the chicago series especially...... all of the sudden winning the FMVP and being the sole reason to the lack of lebrons (and entire heat) offensive rythm in the Finals just because he wanted to put on a show.... because he decided its "HIS TEAM AND SHOULD LEAD" all of the freakin sudden....... and still get a ring that way.......... that thought is unbarable............


that is if your team can survive even getting in to the FINALS without you....

its a risk you should be willing to take!

BECAUSE ONLY FINALS MATTER!


no are you sane??? or blind??? wade was hogging the ball like no tomorrow........... lebron himself is a POINT-FORWARD...... REMEMBER??????? he is extremly unselfish........ he didnt mind and never minded anytime wades ego came out and decided to put on a show IF THEY WON.............. all lebron had to really do is tell wade:

"LOOK MR WHISTLE.... THIS IS MY TEAM, I HAVE BEEN LEADING IT ALL YEAR, I AM BETTER THAN YOU, I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN BETTER THAN YOU, THIS IS HOW WE CAME TO THE FINALS, BECAUSE OF MOSTLY ME.... THIS IS THE FINALS.... THERE IS NO TIME FOR YOUR EGO....... STFU AND TAKE A STEP BACK"............

all wade had to do........ is calm the **** down and remember how they got there.... the shit was like watching these guys first game of the season when they had no chemistry at all.............. only because wade decided to make a change......... he was able to put his ego aside entire year.......... but in the finals??? hell no............

4-7 GAMES OF FINALS > 100 GAMES OF GETTING TO THE FINALS!

ahahah do you actually compare Durants career accomplishments to Lebron!? hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahaha

How dare Lebron insult Durant like this! He is not worthy to invite the all time great, Kevin Durant, who has obviously accomplished so much over his long and storied career, to his party.

Cant wait, this Durant overrating needs to stop.... Lebron is the one who ALWAYS puts this one dimensional sceletor called Durant to his correct place, he always humiliates this poor kid and shuts the comparasants and overrating up 100% guaranteed.... just like last season....

Starting with this pre-season game which is meaningless, but still i hope he goes at him just for a good pre-season warmup just for a laugh....

keep kissing the rapists jockstrap before they go to sleep.... thats a typical Hater for you, the almighty "Kobrick Cryant ******ging Hater", they are vicious... lots of such specimen in here.


dafuq did i just read.

:roll:

pauk
08-22-2014, 11:28 AM
There goes Chazzy again digging deep inside his pauk prioritised harddisk (he has like all my posts i ever did somehow, dont ask how, lol) quoting 2 (3? 4?) year old posts from my clowning days.....

The only similarity between me now and then is this account.... and no, i wont create another one to "start fresh" (although it sure would be best)... I told you and everybody else that i did alot of trolling back then, but im a completely different poster now... i was that back then aswell deep down inside, but i did clown/troll with intention, why? Because it seemed to be impossible to be a logical/rational/objective guy especially back then, the forum was infested with trolls/clowns (seemed like 90% were the Lebron cynic kind/Kobetards) and the Admins, the wonderful admins.... didnt do anything..... the admins not doing their job is what pissed me of the most..... This place still kindof is like that, but i dont care anymore.... stopped caring long time ago.... was close to ditching ISH for RealGM (i really do prefer the Nazi Admins) i stayed because there is many wonderful posters in here aswell like Kblaze, Shaqattack (where the hell is he?), Jlip, Goat, Oldschoolbball and so on...

Even though i still like having fun (not exactly like in the post above lol) all i care about right now is only basketball assessments, the logical/rational/factual kind and sharing basketball knowledge.... its more productive...