Worst movie you've ever seen?

[Breezy]

For me it's Cabin Fever. Not good. Not even bad on purpose good. Not funny, not scary, not well acted, no cohesive story.... Just shit.


You?

ps. Close second. Blindness

[Milbuck]

Does it count if you still enjoyed the movie because of how much it sucked? The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl was ****ing horrendous, but I was entertained.

Catwoman sucked ass as well.

[fiddy]

Bruno

[32jazz]

Pootie Tang

Several other b-movies I gladly dis-remember.

[glidedrxlr22]

Pootie Tang

You beat me to it. Agree 100%

[NBAplayoffs2001]

The Room

I still watch it once in awhile because it's that bad it's funny.

[LBJ 23]

Epic movie

[NBAplayoffs2001]

Epic movie

Ok, that movie was flat out horrible. Definitely up there for me too as being one of the worst.

[Cactus-Sack]

Inception.


Dun-duh-duh-duh--dun-duh-duh-duh

[BigBoss]

Off the top of my head the new Transformers.

[Beatlezz]

Teeth

[BlkMambaGOAT]

Older movies (pre-2010):

Titanic: The Legend Goes On.
My ex-gf found it somehow on the internet and we watched it together in her house and it had me rollin more than anything cuz it was that stupid. Titanic is a good movie, but this...:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Batman & Robin: As a casual DC/Marvel comic book reader, this movie was incredibly cringy.

2010s:
Avatar: The Last Air Bender

I remember watching the animated series when I was younger and thinking it was great (I still think it's great), I watched this film because I wanted to believe that the trailer wasn't as bad as the movie...it turns out the trailer>>>>>>movie.

[Cactus-Sack]

Pootie Tang was purposely bad :coleman:
Ssssssh

[Jailblazers7]

The Switch with Aniston and Jason Bateman was the most recent horrible movie I've seen.

[~primetime~]

http://kylesmithonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/happening2.jpg


The Happening is one of the only movies I have watched where I was literally upset at the end that I wasted 2 hours of my life...:banghead:

[Jailblazers7]

Oh, and World War Z. I almost turned it off after the way the one scientist ended up dying. Never read the book but I had to roll my eyes during the whole film.

[NBAplayoffs2001]

Older movies (pre-2010):

Titanic: The Legend Goes On.
My ex-gf found it somehow on the internet and we watched it together in her house and it had me rollin more than anything cuz it was that stupid. Titanic is a good movie, but this...:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Batman & Robin: As a casual DC/Marvel comic book reader, this movie was incredibly cringy.

2010s:
Avatar: The Last Air Bender

I remember watching the animated series when I was younger and thinking it was great (I still think it's great), I watched this film because I wanted to believe that the trailer wasn't as bad as the movie...it turns out the trailer>>>>>>movie.

That TV show wasn't all that bad.

[JohnnySic]

The Boondock Saints. Not the absolute worst movie on its own merits, but everyone else loved it while I thought it was a steaming pile of crap. So it wins.

[NBAplayoffs2001]

The Boondock Saints. Not the absolute worst movie on its own merits, but everyone else loved it while I thought it was a steaming pile of crap. So it wins.

I didn't think it was that great either.

[Droid101]

Oh, and World War Z. I almost turned it off after the way the one scientist ended up dying. Never read the book but I had to roll my eyes during the whole film.
Read the book. It's nothing like the movie. The book is good. The movie is garbage. That's not just purist nonsense either. The movie has almost literally nothing in it that the book has in it.



My vote: Battlefield Earth

[T_L_P]

The worst movie was something like Hostel or Armageddon.

The film I hated the most was probably Schindler's List.

[BlkMambaGOAT]

The worst movie was something like Hostel or Armageddon.

The film I hated the most was probably Schindler's List.
:biggums: :biggums: :biggums: :biggums: :biggums:

Why?

[L.Kizzle]

Pootie Tang

Several other b-movies I gladly dis-remember.
Cult classic

[Droid101]

For me it's Cabin Fever. Not good. Not even bad on purpose good. Not funny, not scary, not well acted, no cohesive story.... Just shit.


You?

ps. Close second. Blindness
PANCAKES

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/545798/cabin-fever-pancake-scene-o.gif

[Clyde]

sucker punch

turrible

[T_L_P]

:biggums: :biggums: :biggums: :biggums: :biggums:

Why?

Armageddon just didn't have much value. I read NASA show it to new employees and make them point out the inaccuracies, which run in the hundreds. I've probably seen worse horror films and stuff, but I already listed one. :confusedshrug:

Schindler's List is historical revisionism. It's putrid and it skews everything in ways only Hollywood can. The whole "I could have done more!" sob scene was put in there to assure Spielberg his prized Best Director award.

[andgar923]

I Am Sam

Oh.. and Dracula with Keanu.

Can't believe that shit won Oscars. Couldn't get past the horrible British accents they had. Didn't know if it was meant to be a farce or serious.

[L.Kizzle]

I seen this film a few years back with Isiah Washington called Hood Rats. It takes the cake.

[stalkerforlife]

For me it's Cabin Fever. Not good. Not even bad on purpose good. Not funny, not scary, not well acted, no cohesive story.... Just shit.


You?

ps. Close second. Blindness

Funny you say that, because I really liked Cabin Fever. Seen it lots!

Worst movie i've seen lately is "Only God forgives."

[Qwyjibo]

The Human Centipede 2

[JimmyConway]

The Happening. dogshit.

[Jailblazers7]

Oh, but seirously I watched "What's Your Number?" with Anna Farris and Chris Evans on cable one day and good lord was that bad.

[casual_fan]

Really bad movies like troll 2 or showgirls are entertaining to me.
So my vote goes to the fountain. Most pretentious emo shit i

[East_Stone_Ya]

Dredd

http://www.dreddthemovie.com/dredd_share_icon.jpg


not the worst that i've seen, but it was on of the latest movie i couldn't watch until the end.

[KevinNYC]

Are you kidding me? That's a classic

Pootie Tang is entertaining. Also I got married in one the locations they used for it.

[TheReal Kendall]

I've seen a lot of horrible b movies that I've wiped from my memory.

Sucker punch was bad and it got so much hype.

Recently just watched A Haunted House 2. It was horrible.

[outbreak]

law abiding citizen

easily.

biggest piece of shit ever.

None of it makes any sense, none of it is plausible under real world laws/rules.

Next would be identity thief or whatever with the arrested development guy, again none of it is plausible and not a single scene is funny.

[Le Shaqtus]

Battleship

[NBAplayoffs2001]

The Day the Earth Stood Still was very painful to sit through and watch. We were in the theaters and we finished a movie but felt like watching another because we were trying to kill sometime before dinner with some friends later that day.

We saw this movie and it was probably the worst acting I've ever seen Keanu Reeves do and that's saying something... he's had a lot of mediocre roles.

[hateraid]

Battlefield Earth with John Travolta

Wickerman

[L.Kizzle]

I've seen a lot of horrible b movies that I've wiped from my memory.

Sucker punch was bad and it got so much hype.

Recently just watched A Haunted House 2. It was horrible.
Watch it.

[SpecialQue]

the Amazing Bulk

Jesus, were you even able to make it through the whole thing? If so, I'm impressed.

[DukeDelonte13]

some movies are so bad i enjoy them.

But some are so beyond bad that they are torture.

I remember going on a date with some girl to see the lake house. Not only was the movie mind numbingly terrible, but i didn't even get any that night. Just an overall awful experience. I got played.

[Just2McFly]

Bruno
That was so bad in the previews :oldlol:

[DukeDelonte13]

That was so bad in the previews :oldlol:


the original bruno sketches from ali g show were pretty funny.

[ThePhantomCreep]

The Room, and it's not close.

[NBAplayoffs2001]

The Room, and it's not close.

The acting in that film :roll: :roll:

[HomieWeMajor]

Repo

[Graviton]

Spring Breakers. At the end I was like :biggums:

[ROCSteady]

My dudes in here straight slayed this thread , just murked the topic at hand :applause: :applause:

Hope all y'all makin more than minimum wage, this nation needs more minds like those in the thread.

Don't have much else to add but I will leave you with two that have no been mentioned:

House Of The Dead

Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen

[DwnShft2Xcelr8]

I can't decide between these 3:

Warning: may container spoilers

Spider-Man 3: worst shit is the dance scene. Almost felt the need to walk out of the theater.

Fast 5: wtf at everything. I lol'd at a scene where Vin Diesel saves a girl by jumping off a car, leaping across an entire ****ing freeway, catching a girl in midair, and landing on another speeding car's windshield without suffering ANY injuries!

Ironman 3: wasn't even a true threat in the entire movie. The main villain ended up being a joke. The typical "cute" white kid, who never stops believing in his hero, was there. Everything about this movie was cringe worthy + had an obvious ending. No edge-of-your-seat suspense.


Oh, and for bonus...

War of the Worlds: loved the novel; hate this ****ing movie. Tom Cruise is an awful actor. One of the worst scenes is when there's an insane storm going on and Tom Cruise somehow knows that it's weird that the wind is blowing towards the storm clouds, but seconds later there's lightning strikes right in his backyard yet he doesn't know to go inside? What the actual ****? And the aliens are just beyond retarded looking.
There's also a scene where Cruise's son takes off in the direction of a battle & there's immediate explosion, which irl would've led to instant death, but this ****** shows up at the end of the movie alive and nobody questions how he survived an obvious explosion that he ran into.

[Shade8780]

Good Burger.

My friend said it was really funny, so we watched it. Couldn't even get past halfway. What a ****ing idiot.

[RoseCity07]

Off the top of my head the new Transformers.

This. Before that I felt pretty strongly about the Terminator reboot from a few years ago.

[NBAplayoffs2001]

Soul Plane

5/10

Watched it earlier this summer, I kept hearing that it is hilarious but I was quite disappointed. I didn't think it was THAT funny and I was left unsatisfied at the end personally.

[Draz]

Epic movie couldn't finish two minutes

[nightprowler10]

Catwoman needs to get more hate. Machine Girl was another.

I feel good knowing that I've never watched most of the movies mentioned here.

[32jazz]

Pootie Tang was purposely bad :coleman:

Well being purposely bad doesn't work. For a 'bad' movie to work it has to be organic & not attempting too hard.

Dolemite ,Human Tornado or "Petey Wheatstraw the Devils Son in Law" by Rudy Ray Moore were classics(so bad they were good) & if that was the intention of Pootie Tang creators it failed miserably.

The horrible acting , visible boom mics in scenes ,bad editing, etc....& other failures weren't always intentional in Blaxploitation classics like Dolemite. They even tried to push a serious message about drugs & violence:oldlol: It wasn't all a goof plus Moore was actually fairly funny.


Like Ed Wood Jr or Dolemite(Rudy Ray Moore) it has to be organic & not forced like the failure that was Tang.

[Pra]

47 Ronin.

[SpecialQue]

Spider-Man 3: worst shit is the dance scene. Almost felt the need to walk out of the theater.

Ironman 3: wasn't even a true threat in the entire movie. The main villain ended up being a joke. The typical "cute" white kid, who never stops believing in his hero, was there. Everything about this movie was cringe worthy + had an obvious ending. No edge-of-your-seat suspense.


If those two movies are two of the worst you've EVER seen, you really need to watch more movies. In fact, I'm going to call bullshit on this and say that it's more disappointment than anything else.

There is no fvcking way, no matter how disappointed you were, that these movies are worse than half the shit that gets released in a year, let alone all time. You're not even trying, man. :biggums:

[Batz]

Don't know about worse ever. Movies like Camel Spider and Sharknado left me with a headache, but a bunch of laughs aswell.

Hard Candy is a movie that I recently viewed that left me leaving me and now ex in a state of wtf. Never figured I'd actually root for a pedophile, but that movie just happened to establish just that.

[Cactus-Sack]

Don't know about worse ever. Movies like Camel Spider and Sharknado left me with a headache, but a bunch of laughs aswell.

Hard Candy is a movie that I recently viewed that left me leaving me and now ex in a state of wtf. Never figured I'd actually root for a pedophile, but that movie just happened to establish just that.

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[Batz]

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[thefatmiral]

clash of the titans. worst movie ive ever sat through.
employee of the month. dane cook ft In a movie. terrible Idea. and co starring the guy with a weasel face. paul blart mall cop couldn't make it through. same where seth rogen plays mall cop.

[Myth]

My least favorite movie of all time is Tetsuo: The Iron Man. Saw it about 10 years ago and it stuck with me with how shitty it was. Somehow, there is a sequel.