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Jameerthefear
08-22-2014, 06:13 PM
There's this girl I've been trying to talk to for the past weeks. Recently she just started acting like bitch and a couple days ago I said hey and she just straight up ignored me. At practice I had stayed to run some extra laps after stretching and she was still there. Just me and her. She was like "Jameer can you take me home? My parents won't be here until 5:45."
I straight up told her no and muttered "fake ass ho" under my breath. Got into my car and drove away blasting this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8gfqs1-NuE
I want to relive this moment forever. :rockon:
**** fake hoes.

sweggeh
08-22-2014, 06:14 PM
this happened

Batz
08-22-2014, 06:14 PM
this definitely happened

Jameerthefear
08-22-2014, 06:16 PM
Muttering shit under your breath to a bitch is still weak. You should've been straight up like, "Why should I?". Then watch how mortified she would be as she struggled to come up with a reason other than "I'm a girl".

And aren't you 14? How the f*ck are you driving?
:coleman: You really have been gone for a while. I'm 16 now.

Shade8780
08-22-2014, 06:16 PM
this actually happened

Jameerthefear
08-22-2014, 06:16 PM
I don't care if yall believe me. On a high right now :pimp:

ZeN
08-22-2014, 06:17 PM
yo jameer you need to keep putting in work on that fiction cause it aint working yet.

Smook A.
08-22-2014, 06:18 PM
Nice job, Jam. Taught that hoe a lesson

TheReal Kendall
08-22-2014, 06:19 PM
Pretty weak bro.

Shade8780
08-22-2014, 06:20 PM
In before jameer finds out Jacob came to her rescue and got roadhead driving her home
:roll:

MMM
08-22-2014, 06:22 PM
Revenge would be raping and detaching her bit by bit

sweggeh
08-22-2014, 06:25 PM
Revenge would be raping and detaching her bit by bit

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9nu7poSlv1qftn52o1_500.gif

Jameerthefear
08-22-2014, 06:25 PM
Pretty weak bro.
How?

sweggeh
08-22-2014, 06:26 PM
How?

I think he means your storytelling effort. Its missing that little bit of realism that makes fictional stories pop.

Le Shaqtus
08-22-2014, 06:27 PM
You should have played this lil bruh :pimp:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_Mvp0JEu6c

Still, baller move homes.

TheReal Kendall
08-22-2014, 06:29 PM
How?

Cause you still not gonna get the puss. You could've been the bigger person and took her home and maybe got to rub her breasts or whatever it is you do.


The ultimate revenge would've been to get in good with her, smash, and then drop her like a bad habit.


That's just me though, I like challenges when it comes to women.

TheReal Kendall
08-22-2014, 06:30 PM
I think he means your storytelling effort. Its missing that little bit of realism that makes fictional stories pop.

:lol

MMM
08-22-2014, 06:35 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9nu7poSlv1qftn52o1_500.gif

After further thought, probably good he didn't go through with that cus it would be tragic if it sparked a blood last in young Jameer. I would fear for his sister if that were the case.

Legends66NBA7
08-22-2014, 06:38 PM
Should have given her the Muttley laugh to her face

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OpmHeB5fV4

Heavincent
08-22-2014, 10:33 PM
Who makes up stories about muttering shit under their breath and running away? :kobe:

:roll:

stalkerforlife
08-22-2014, 10:36 PM
There's this girl I've been trying to talk to for the past weeks. Recently she just started acting like bitch and a couple days ago I said hey and she just straight up ignored me. At practice I had stayed to run some extra laps after stretching and she was still there. Just me and her. She was like "Jameer can you take me home? My parents won't be here until 5:45."
I straight up told her no and muttered "fake ass ho" under my breath. Got into my car and drove away blasting this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8gfqs1-NuE
I want to relive this moment forever. :rockon:
**** fake hoes.

If true, this was your first alpha treatment of a fake ho.

I am IMPRESSED.

stalkerforlife
08-22-2014, 10:38 PM
And that song you played is BALLER. Makes me want to work out and get swoll on deez hos.

chazzy
08-22-2014, 10:44 PM
There's this girl I've been trying to talk to for the past weeks. Recently she just started acting like bitch and a couple days ago I said hey and she just straight up ignored me. At practice I had stayed to run some extra laps after stretching and she was still there. Just me and her. She was like "Jameer can you take me home? My parents won't be here until 5:45."
I straight up told her no and muttered "fake ass ho" under my breath. Got into my car and drove away blasting this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NNTvx5eoXE
I want to relive this moment forever. :rockon:
**** fake hoes.
fixed youtube link

JohnFreeman
08-22-2014, 10:49 PM
Damn, ethered the bitch

BlkMambaGOAT
08-22-2014, 10:52 PM
There's this girl I've been trying to talk to for the past weeks. Recently she just started acting like bitch and a couple days ago I said hey and she just straight up ignored me. At practice I had stayed to run some extra laps after stretching and she was still there. Just me and her. She was like "Jameer can you take me home? My parents won't be here until 5:45."
I straight up told her no and muttered "fake ass ho" under my breath. Got into my car and drove away blasting this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8gfqs1-NuE
I want to relive this moment forever. :rockon:
**** fake hoes.
Since when did 8 year olds become fake-ass hoes?

D-FENS
08-22-2014, 11:19 PM
Who makes up stories about muttering shit under their breath and running away? :kobe:

Answer:
http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/239/d/f/forever_alone_by_foreveraloneplz.png

Droid101
08-22-2014, 11:26 PM
Negged.

poido123
08-22-2014, 11:28 PM
Negged.


:oldlol:

poido123
08-22-2014, 11:29 PM
Damn, ethered the bitch


They way slurp off jameer is lame.

:(

KingBeasley08
08-22-2014, 11:30 PM
alpha as phuck. I want you to slay some women this year jameer (or men if you decide you roll that way). no more trash talk, walk the talk now n*gga

CelticBaller
08-22-2014, 11:49 PM
homie, whats yo whip?

Wally450
08-22-2014, 11:59 PM
>implying this actually happened and OP isn't a ******

SupermanOnSteroids
08-23-2014, 12:02 AM
that's nothing busta. screwed an ex's sister (who used to eye phuck me every time she saw me while i was dating my ex) after she cheated on me. called up the ex, hung out made up, ****ed, came on her face and as she was looking at me with those lusty eyes, told her that i ****ed her sister and recorded her on my phone flipping out trying to throw hay makers with my *** still on her face. sent that vid to her sister.

outbreak
08-23-2014, 12:12 AM
Was family dinner awkward when she finally got home? parents mad you left your sister at practice?

ballup
08-23-2014, 12:28 AM
Can't wait to hear the revenge story about the girl who will reject you when you ask her to prom.

BigBoss
08-23-2014, 12:32 AM
lol at her not texting back. Jameer has no game. You didn't get revenge dude. Your still thirsty, and the next guy is banging her. Revenge is sleeping with her best friend.

Angel Face
08-23-2014, 01:36 AM
There's this girl I've been trying to talk to for the past weeks. Recently she just started acting like bitch and a couple days ago I said hey and she just straight up ignored me. At practice I had stayed to run some extra laps after stretching and she was still there. Just me and her.She was like "Jameer can you take me home? My parents won't be here until 5:45."
I straight up told her no and muttered "fake ass ho" under my breath. Got into my car and drove away blasting this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8gfqs1-NuE
I want to relive this moment forever. :rockon:
**** fake hoes.

:facepalm

That was your free ticket to lose your virginity.

TylerOO
08-23-2014, 01:41 AM
that song is top 20 ever idc

outbreak
08-23-2014, 02:20 AM
Do people call you Jameer in real life?

J Shuttlesworth
08-23-2014, 02:21 AM
Should've yelled "FAKE ASS HO" at her instead :rockon:

BigBoss
08-23-2014, 02:41 AM
"muttered 'fake ass ho' under my breath".......

No wonder this fgt aint never been kissed.

Is it true that you kissed your cousin??

Cactus-Sack
08-23-2014, 02:45 AM
I don't kiss and tell

BigBoss
08-23-2014, 02:47 AM
So you kissed your cousin....and you're hating on jameer :biggums:

ImKobe
08-23-2014, 02:48 AM
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/images/smilies/kobe.jpg

imnew09
08-23-2014, 03:15 AM
you're old enough to drive? :confusedshrug:

BigBoss
08-23-2014, 03:16 AM
you're old enough to drive? :confusedshrug:

Nah he has a bus pass. That's the real reason he didn't drive her home.

sweggeh
08-23-2014, 08:36 AM
Dont act like you could of taken her anyway, you know damn well your tricycle on has one seat you fake ass hoe.

MadeFromDust
08-23-2014, 02:51 PM
You don't understand bichiz

They play hard to get when they see you coming and if you keep coming they know you fer real. She stayed because you stayed, that means yur pursuit worked. BUT EWE FAILED!!

FAIL FAIL FAIL

ArbitraryWater
08-23-2014, 03:03 PM
Revenge would be raping and detaching her bit by bit

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Boy-That-Escalated-Quickly-Anchorman.gif

YouGotServed
08-23-2014, 05:58 PM
Dont act like you could of taken her anyway, you know damn well your tricycle on has one seat you fake ass hoe.


Was family dinner awkward when she finally got home? parents mad you left your sister at practice?

:lol

Shade8780
08-23-2014, 06:01 PM
Something similar happened to me. A girl started ignoring me recently for no reason. Later, the bitch had the nerve to ask me if I want a lift home. Slapped that hoe and started singing these hoes aint loyal.

****ing hate my mom.

YouGotServed
08-23-2014, 06:05 PM
Something similar happened to me. A girl started ignoring me recently for no reason. Later, the bitch had the nerve to ask me if I want a lift home. Slapped that hoe and started singing these hoes aint loyal.

****ing hate my mom.

:roll: :roll:

Batz
08-23-2014, 06:21 PM
Something similar happened to me. A girl started ignoring me recently for no reason. Later, the bitch had the nerve to ask me if I want a lift home. Slapped that hoe and started singing these hoes aint loyal.

****ing hate my mom.
:roll: :roll: :applause:

Bandito
08-23-2014, 06:43 PM
Something similar happened to me. A girl started ignoring me recently for no reason. Later, the bitch had the nerve to ask me if I want a lift home. Slapped that hoe and started singing these hoes aint loyal.

****ing hate my mom.
:lol

absalom
08-24-2014, 03:27 AM
There's this girl I've been trying to talk to for the past weeks. Recently she just started acting like bitch and a couple days ago I said hey and she just straight up ignored me. At practice I had stayed to run some extra laps after stretching and she was still there. Just me and her. She was like "Jameer can you take me home? My parents won't be here until 5:45."
I straight up told her no and muttered "fake ass ho" under my breath. Got into my car and drove away blasting this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8gfqs1-NuE
I want to relive this moment forever. :rockon:
**** fake hoes.

Is she a Latina Jam Jam? You missed your chance. :facepalm

stalkerforlife
08-24-2014, 03:30 AM
Something similar happened to me. A girl started ignoring me recently for no reason. Later, the bitch had the nerve to ask me if I want a lift home. Slapped that hoe and started singing these hoes aint loyal.

****ing hate my mom.

:lebronamazed: