Would you rather have sex with your dream girl or have your team win the title?

[Jameerthefear]

If you could choose.

[kurple]

move this shit to the OTC

and i would have my team win. plenty of good chicks out there

[BigTicket]

I like basketball, but come on, really ?

[ScarSymmetry]

Depends if I get to *** in her asshole?

[Derka]

Sex with my dream girl.

My team already won a bunch of titles.

[GODbe]

How about dream guy?

[dr.hee]

both :banana:

[BuffaloBill]

I got both this year. Watching the Spurs win was fun, but it's not even close. The sex wins 10 times out of 10.

[artificial]

I would be with the girl like "...no f*cking way this affects the team".

[RoundMoundOfReb]

Dream girl obviously...Knowing your team is going to win 100% going into the season isn't really that exciting..

[Shade8780]

Only person I could see saying their team winning a title would be a diehard Knicks fan. Hell, if you're dream girl is famous, you could become a celebrity.

[robert de niro]

why not having sex with your dream team?

[Spaulding]

Win title...then get dream girl :cheers:

[Eric Cartman]

Win title...then get dream girl :cheers:

Only Cleveland fans would pass up on banging their dream girl for a chip.



:facepalm :facepalm

[kurple]

having a dream girl seems kinda beta

sure i'd love to bang scarjo. but i've gotten similar girls without having to curse my favorite team.

[I<3NBA]

only OP would have such a dilemma in this situation :lol

[Le Shaqtus]

Dream girl.

Basketball is not my life, UCF won the fiesta bowl and that's all I need.

[niko]

Title. Sex is done once it's done, plus i couldn't even brag on it. Titles are forever.

[GrapeApe]

Your dreamgirl could be disappointing. Maybe she's a dead fish in bed or stinky down there. Maybe she laughs the whole time at your tiny dick. Championship is the safe bet.

[robert de niro]

it all comes down to titles vs titties

[nathanjizzle]

im in the interim of being single and being with my dream girl (ive met her already) so i would say id choose having sex with her over my team winning the championship. But once i start having sex with her, obviously i would choose my team winning a championship.

[ImKobe]

Pick the team, rape the girl.

[Springsteen]

Pick the team, rape the girl.

frobe has taught you well :applause:

[BigBoss]

Sex with dream girl duh

[ralph_i_el]

What if your dream girl is the Larry O'Brien trophy?

[StephHamann]

Dreamgirl

http://www.geeksandcleats.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/chris-bosh-gay-heat-finals-geeks-and-cleats.jpg

[Knicksfever2010]

You could always do what Kobe does, rape your dream girl then win a championship. Too soon?

[stalkerforlife]

Win the title.

My hand can give me what the girl could.

[ILLsmak]

Title. Sex is done once it's done, plus i couldn't even brag on it. Titles are forever.


You can brag on it. To keep it fair you get a little trophy and ring and shit, too.

-Smak

[NewYorkNoPicks]

Bang literally just 1 time?

If i could marry Megan Fox (or equivalent preferably with an ass) and have her make me a kid then yeah Id do that

To just bang once? Id rather have the Knicks win the title

[Legends66NBA7]

Have your team win the title. That's actually realistic.

It's unrealistic to name a dream girl because in most, if not all, cases... she's perfect. You can bang any other hot chick out there who are DTF. That would more than compensate for a dream girl. Winning isn't easy in any sport. In depends on who drafts well, who makes the best trades, who scouts, who has bigger wallet, etc... It takes a lot of work.

[edrick]

A choice between something that affects me personally or affects people that wouldn't spit on me if I was on fire. That's a tough one. :rolleyes:

[I<3NBA]

Bang literally just 1 time?

If i could marry Megan Fox (or equivalent preferably with an ass) and have her make me a kid then yeah Id do that

To just bang once? Id rather have the Knicks win the title
Knicks fan in a nutshell :lol

[3peated]

if my dream girl got some of this dick she'd be coming back for more no doubt

[DJ Leon Smith]

What if my dream girl is your mom and my team is playing the Magic in Game 7 of the NBA Finals?

http://oi59.tinypic.com/11bmcn4.jpg

[SexSymbol]

What if one is the result of another?

[FKAri]

My dream girl wins the title and then I have sex with the team.

[aj1987]

Dream girl. If it was a random hot chick, I would've picked my team.

[MiseryCityTexas]

win title

[SamuraiSWISH]

I saw my squad win 6 rings in 8 seasons. Sodomized the entire league in the process. Could've won 2x more if GOAT didn't lose his father prematurely. I've already smashed dream caliber girls. So neither, honestly. I feel bad for OP never seeing his team win the title though.

[wally_world]

Anyone who chose title = ghey

[alenleomessi]

tough one for arsenal fans

[Genaro]

Dream girl. Lakers already won a lot.

[SexSymbol]

I saw my squad win 6 rings in 8 seasons. Sodomized the entire league in the process. Could've won 2x more if GOAT didn't lose his father prematurely. I've already smashed dream caliber girls. So neither, honestly. I feel bad for OP never seeing his team win the title though.
Here in Lithuania, we have a term for people like you - debilas

[Soundwave]

You only get the girl for one go? Eh, I dunno.

A girl being hot also doesn't necessarily mean she's great in the sack, the model/actress types most guys would nominate often can be crap in bed.

But seeing as how basketball is more entertainment to me than any kind of huge allegiance (I grew up in an area without a local NBA team) .... might as well go with the "dream girl", lol.

[SupermanOnSteroids]

Titles are for ever. But so are STDs. So I don't know.

[305Baller]

dream girl.

[hahaitme]

Dream girl obviously...Knowing your team is going to win 100% going into the season isn't really that exciting..

Jokes on yall, I'd put my life savings into each consecutive playoffs series and watch my money grow exponentially :pimp:

[JohnFreeman]

girl...

[tomtucker]

Cavs fans are lucky, their dream girl returns so they can win a title

[masonanddixon]

My team obviously.

There is no such thing as a dream woman and all women become boring after a week or so of sex with the same one.

[Taller than CP3]

I love my Suns, but there's no way the Morris Twins are getting in the way between me and a threesome with Mariah Carey and Christina Aguilera.

[Jailblazers7]

Sex and it's not really close.

[Beastmode88]

having a dream girl seems kinda beta

sure i'd love to bang scarjo. but i've gotten similar girls without having to curse my favorite team.

Have you seen the cellulite? :crazysam:

[Mass Debator]

Cavs fans are lucky, their dream girl returns so they can win a title
:eek: :roll: :cheers:

[hawke812]

Your dreamgirl could be disappointing. Maybe she's a dead fish in bed or stinky down there. Maybe she laughs the whole time at your tiny dick. Championship is the safe bet.

I always think of Michael Jordan when I hear/see the words tiny dick:lol

[Eat Like A Bosh]

Win a title. I'll just bet my entire life savings or close to that on my team. I love the Mavs, and since their odds are something like 40:1, it's definitely a no brainer.

I'd rather have money than a 1 night stand.

[hawke812]

I choose team titles over boring girls any day:confusedshrug:

[Spaulding]

Only Cleveland fans would pass up on banging their dream girl for a chip.



:facepalm :facepalm

Fam is from Cleveland and I was born and have lived in Columbus Ohio whole life :no:

[JimmyMcAdocious]

We all know some of you would last 10 seconds.

Title > 1 pump

[iTare]

Dream girl, ya fvcking nerds.

[Milbuck]

Yvonne Strahovski.

[kennethgriffin]

i've already slepped with multiple dream girls and my teams already won 5 titles since i started watching them play. so i dunno. i guess another dream girl

:confusedshrug:

[hawke812]

Dream girl, ya fvcking nerds.

Bro, do you even date:confusedshrug:

[coin24]

Lol JameerQueers never had sex, and the magic are never winning a title:lol

[f0und]

dream girl easily

while celebrating your team's accomplishment is good, its still not your accomplishment. you didnt do anything. you didnt experience the win. you're not experiencing the fruits of their labor. you're not in the lockerroom high fiving your comrades. you're just sitting in your living room being happy for someone who doesnt know you exist.

now *ucking your dream girl, thats your experience. your memory. something that you can proudly say, "i did that. me. i tapped dat *ss. and it was *uckinnnnn swwweet." thats your own experience, not someone else's.

[FireMcFailPlease]

Title.

i can bang my wife during the ring ceremony then.

[Finger Roll]

Your dreamgirl could be disappointing. Maybe she's a dead fish in bed or stinky down there. Maybe she laughs the whole time at your tiny dick. Championship is the safe bet.

everything about this post right here is very sad.

[poido123]

Jameer posing this question through lack of sexual experience?


Hmm

[tgan3]

Dream girl is subjective.

You could have banged a girl who is a "dream girl" to others, but only so-so to you. Others could have banged your dream girl, but felt it was boring, maybe she has looks but she's a dead fish in bed or just a lack of chemistry...

See what I mean?

[LosScandalous]

Jhene Aiko come take a ride on the baloney poney gurl

[Black Mamba's B]

Op a virgin