Karl Malone palms Danica Patrick's Ass

[JohnMax]

http://images.terezowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/karl-ss-500x543.jpg

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[JohnFreeman]

Then MJ came along and stripped her out his arms

[Smook A.]

Thought I was looking at Michael Jordan for a sec when I first saw the picture

[Milbuck]

Thought I was looking at Michael Jordan for a sec when I first saw the picture
It is. It's a typo in the title.

[JimmyMcAdocious]

Too old for Malone.

[HylianNightmare]

My *****

[Fudge]

Too old for Malone.
lol

[JohnMax]

Malone's agent, Dwight Manley, told the Los Angeles Times on Sunday that Malone was asked by Vanessa Bryant, "Hey, cowboy, what are you hunting?" in reference to Malone wearing a cowboy hat and boots.

"She said it twice," Manley said, "and Karl answered, 'I'm hunting for little Mexican girls.' "

[cuad]

Guess he ain't hunting for Mexican girls no more.

[sportjames23]

Look at her face. Danica's loving it.

[stalkerforlife]

She loved every second of that black cowboy.

Slut.

[TheMan]

Malone's agent, Dwight Manley, told the Los Angeles Times on Sunday that Malone was asked by Vanessa Bryant, "Hey, cowboy, what are you hunting?" in reference to Malone wearing a cowboy hat and boots.

"She said it twice," Manley said, "and Karl answered, 'I'm hunting for little Mexican girls.' "
Lol, for real? I had heard something like that but that it was a made up story :oldlol: I take it that he said that because Vanessa is Mexican, right? Dude tried to pick up Kobe's girl:facepalm

[inclinerator]

that's someone's daughter

[moe94]

Do you think they get upset or are fine with it since Malone is basically a redneck?

[oarabbus]

Too old for Malone.


:roll:

[9512]

Do you think they get upset or are fine with it since Malone is basically a redneck?

Lol I was gonna say...

Two birds one stone for Danica because she'll get that BBC

[MJ(Mean John)]

that's someone's daughter


So are you.


Edit: sorry Bra. Didn't see your join date. Respect. Not too many of us old timers left.

[Nikola_]

Guy in the OP :

a)Michael Jordan
b)Karl Malone
c)Chocolate Thunder
d)all of the above

[fourkicks44]

Then MJ came along and stripped her out his arms

http://slam.canoe.ca/WrestlingImagesB/bash3.jpg

[ILLsmak]

Great title.

-Smak

[Derka]

that's someone's daughter
Well, someone's daughter probably got f*cked. Well.

[Shade8780]

that's someone's daughter
Well, someone's gonna be a grandfather. Well.

[Hoopz2332]

Look at her face. Danica's loving it.


She looks thirsty as ***:oldlol:

[Calabis]

Look at her grin....Danica wanting to take that black number 32 car for a ride.

[Calabis]

Well, someone's gonna be a grandfather. Well.

Grandfather/father.....Malone doesnt take care of his kids

[PJR]

Pretty much all mature age white women secretly fantasize about their coochies being slayed by a BBC.

I go to these cougar bars all the time in Hollywood and Ft. Lauderdale, here in South FL, and it's like fishing with dynamite. Too easy brah.

[Stringer Bell]

Too old for Malone.

True lol

The Failman is scum.

[riseagainst]

Pretty much all mature age white women secretly fantasize about their coochies being slayed by a BBC.

I go to these cougar bars all the time in Hollywood and Ft. Lauderdale, here in South FL, and it's like fishing with dynamite. Too easy brah.

could you say something less erotic? i'm popping a bone here.

[Dengness9]

I wonder if the Mailman and DDP eiffel towered that hoe later doe

[Stringer Bell]

Then MJ came along and stripped her out his arms

:oldlol:

[cuad]

http://www.gannett-cdn.com/media/USATODAY/USATODAY/2013/04/13/danicamalone3-x-large.jpg
Check out all the cuckolds loving it in the background too. :roll:

[HomieWeMajor]

Pretty much all mature age white women secretly fantasize about their coochies being slayed by a BBC.

I go to these cougar bars all the time in Hollywood and Ft. Lauderdale, here in South FL, and it's like fishing with dynamite. Too easy brah.
My nig PJR ain't never told no lie
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[Hoopz2332]

Check out all the cuckolds loving it in the background too. :roll:


:oldlol: :eek:

[HomieWeMajor]

The mailman doesn't deliver on Sunday unless he giving your daughter a package after church.

[4 Inches]

The mailman doesn't deliver on Sunday unless he giving your daughter a package after church.
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[KnittingRyu]

When I read the title, I immediately thought of the Kimmel skit "Can Jordan Palm It" and was hoping that Malone was lifting her with one hand by the ass.

[Vaniiiia]

Danica would be creeped out by all these comments

She was putting on a happy face, but internally she was disgusted and petrified at this grotesque a-hole known as the "mailman."

:facepalm

That southern twang doesn't help much either. Karl was always an unlikeable prick

[outbreak]

Danica would be creeped out by all these comments

She was putting on a happy face, but internally she was disgusted and petrified at this grotesque a-hole known as the "mailman."

:facepalm

That southern twang doesn't help much either. Karl was always an unlikeable prick

Please.

She knows there's zero sexual connotations to any move Malone makes on a girl who's older than 14.

[Akrazotile]

Karl is the man :rockon:


Danica still lookin damn good too.

[Akhenaten]

Danica would be creeped out by all these comments

She was putting on a happy face, but internally she was disgusted and petrified at this grotesque a-hole known as the "mailman."

:facepalm



And you know I assume because you and Danica are close friends or something?

[I<3NBA]

Then MJ came along and stripped her out his arms
:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

[FireDavidKahn]

Karl Malone is a deadbeat who impregnated a 12 year old. She deserves to have his cawk and balls removed

[FireDavidKahn]

Pretty much all mature age white women secretly fantasize about their coochies being slayed by a BBC.

I go to these cougar bars all the time in Hollywood and Ft. Lauderdale, here in South FL, and it's like fishing with dynamite. Too easy brah.
Too bad all those types of women are whores.

All women?:facepalm

[West-Side]

Karl Malone is a deadbeat who impregnated a 12 year old. She deserves to have his cawk and balls removed

What?

[FireDavidKahn]

What?
? You don't know he got a 12 year old pregnant?

[bballbball]

What?

Impregnated a 12 year old while in college and then ignored her and his kid while he was in the NBA. She struggled raising him but Karl Malone acted like they never existed. His kid is a highly rated football recruit in college now I think but their is still no contract between them. Karl Malone is a known scumbag.

[DonDadda59]

Impregnated a 12 year old while in college and then ignored her and his kid while he was in the NBA. She struggled raising him but Karl Malone acted like they never existed. His kid is a highly rated football recruit in college now I think but their is still no contract between them. Karl Malone is a known scumbag.

On or off the court, Karl Malone is/was a real piece of shit.

Hell of a player though.

[outbreak]

plus he knew how old the girl was, he'd grown up with her it wasn't a case of a girl lying about her age or anything he groomed her with gifts

[R.I.P.]

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What you don

[9erempiree]

This is the cuck from OP's picture....
http://easycaptures.com/fs/uploaded/937/3787939175.jpg

After some research....Danica's BF
http://easycaptures.com/fs/uploaded/937/4533117193.jpg
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[VIP2000]

Impregnated a 12 year old while in college and then ignored her and his kid while he was in the NBA. She struggled raising him but Karl Malone acted like they never existed. His kid is a highly rated football recruit in college now I think but their is still no contract between them. Karl Malone is a known scumbag.

His son is Demetress Bell, who played in the NFL for six seasons (Bills, Eagles, Cowboys).

[midatlantic09]

plus he knew how old the girl was, he'd grown up with her it wasn't a case of a girl lying about her age or anything he groomed her with gifts

In all fairness, he grew up in the back woods of Louisiana in the 1970s when this sort of thing likely wasn't as stigmatized as it is today. Social and cultural norms vary based upon location, when the acts occurred, and the racial/ethnic/religious background of the parties involved. What seems like a big deal to you and your friends may seem normal and routine to others.

[BigBoss]

I gurantee that azz flinched when she felt his hands. Defence mechanism.

[GrapeApe]

Sometime at night, Karl Malone look at sky and say, what the hell going on up there? Do UFO live on other planet, phoning home like E.T.? Karl Malone read on TV about white people geting deducted by alien, sticking all kind of hell up they butt, and that's a damn thing. Now, Karl Malone never seen no flying saucer himself, but if he do, that's gonna be a spooky time. That's why Karl Malone say government got to step up and give 102% to keeping them little green men off this here earth. Cause the day them dudes stick something up Karl Malone butt, that, well, that ain't gonna be a good time for nobody, especially Karl Malone butt. Listen up E.T., you best stay the hell back. Na-nu, na-nu. Until next time, this here Karl Malone.

[You Cant Ban Me]

BBC's win again :lol

[BigBoss]

Sometime at night, Karl Malone look at sky and say, what the hell going on up there? Do UFO live on other planet, phoning home like E.T.? Karl Malone read on TV about white people geting deducted by alien, sticking all kind of hell up they butt, and that's a damn thing. Now, Karl Malone never seen no flying saucer himself, but if he do, that's gonna be a spooky time. That's why Karl Malone say government got to step up and give 102% to keeping them little green men off this here earth. Cause the day them dudes stick something up Karl Malone butt, that, well, that ain't gonna be a good time for nobody, especially Karl Malone butt. Listen up E.T., you best stay the hell back. Na-nu, na-nu. Until next time, this here Karl Malone.

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