just made out with two gay neighbours i met last night

[RidonKs]

walking down the street beer in hand ranting and stumbled into these two super nice who live across the street, invited in along with my friend who they were in awe over. made out with each of them.

didn't kill me. felt a little gross i guess but at the same time kind of nice. i didn't puke. i didn't demand vengeance from the good lord for the abomination of homosexuals having a good time with another. nor am i gay.

good times.

[RidonKs]

Never!

[RidonKs]

no that was when i tried to quit ish by giving away my username and somebody scooped it up and they said that with my account.... then when i came back with an alt they politely sent me back my old account

still don't know who that was...

i'm straight as an arrow. unfortunatley i should say.

[niko]

What inspired you to kiss guys? What exactly constitutes being gay if not wanting to french guys?

[RidonKs]

What inspired you to kiss guys? What exactly constitutes being gay if not wanting to french guys?
curiosity.

i wasn't convinced that i should kiss them.

i am pretty certain if i "worked at it" i could find males attractive. i'm not convinced sexuality is black or white whatsoever. it's also fluid and under our nominal control even though it feels like a powerful force beyond our control most of the time.

[Nick Young]

well done:cheers: . u r gay doe.

[Shade8780]

Yeah, you're gay.

[Cactus-Sack]

You should start taking bi-polar meds. Clearly on a manic bend lately donks.

[RidonKs]

not the first time either. made out with a friend of my gf's a few years back.

so yall would never let a gay man smack his lips on yours?

seems pretty harmless. i don't really see what the big deal is.




let's skin this cat another way

how much would it cost to make you kiss a man.... any man you want. and don't give me any of this "not even for $20 million" crap. we all know everybody has a price at least for this.

everybody would do it for a million. what's your low ball figure that you'd be satisfied with but no lower would you go through with it.

[RidonKs]

You should start taking bi-polar meds. Clearly on a manic bend lately donks.
yea seems so, it's fun though

[Nick Young]

You should start taking bi-polar meds. Clearly on a manic bend lately donks.
yeh he's snapping, going Legend of Josh level:eek:

seek help ridonks, there are people who will be there for you, trained medical professionals. They want to help you out bro!

[RidonKs]

seek help ridonks, there are people who will be there for you, trained medical professionals. They want to help you out bro!
they HAVE helped me

thank god. oh beautiful light i have found you at the end of the dark tunnel and i'm running RUNNING to your sanctuary

read: to your institution

[JohnFreeman]

Did you get a boner?

[Cactus-Sack]

yea seems so, it's fun though

Then take the ball and run with it. Just don't kill yourself you go the other way.

[RidonKs]

Did you get a boner?
negative

[RidonKs]

and i'd never let them touch my precious

[RidonKs]

Then take the ball and run with it. Just don't kill yourself you go the other way.
i am on medication anti-depressants and i've been mixing them with a ton of booze and weed. so a little bit dangerous. but not overly.

[sweggeh]

I think Ridonks has completely snapped. Hes lost his mind. Why didnt you suck their dick while you were at it?

[Cactus-Sack]

i am on medication anti-depressants and i've been mixing them with a ton of booze and weed. so a little bit dangerous. but not overly.

Just pointless really. Anti depressants + booze (depressant) + weed (anti-depressant) = redundant. How long you been on the meds? What is it, paxil, Prozac?

[sweggeh]

inb4 neighbours are Jameer and LOLCATS

[Nick Young]

damn dont mix drugs and booze with your meds, it has no effect mang, you just wigging out, go see a therapist bruv, things can get better for you!

[ZeN]

Then take the ball and run with it. Just don't kill yourself you go the other way.
After having this high of a mania..he's gonna end up having a major crash that will lead to a period of depression.

[Godzuki]

i am on medication anti-depressants and i've been mixing them with a ton of booze and weed. so a little bit dangerous. but not overly.


i think its the drugs. sounds like you've become somewhat detached where things don't have much meaning, which happens when people do a lot of drugs. so kissing some guy isn't even about sexual attraction more than doing it because maybe its taboo, or doing it just to do it...like who cares what i do mentality.

If you're being honest that is, about not being attracted to them in any way...

[East_Stone_Ya]

I'm calling the cops

lol

[NumberSix]

OP has an alternative lifestyle.

[L.Kizzle]

Were these gay women?

[RidonKs]

you're all probably right about most of what you're saying

nevertheless i won't be snapping to the point of incoherence nor will i be readying myself for a severe depressive bout, which i've experienced to a large extent the past several years i should add. i'm not naive about that.

godzuki you hit the nail on the head. to put it plainly, why not? no i'm not really getting anything out of making out with strange gay men. but it does present to me a fantastic opportunity to share my experience with all of you and gauge your reaction. which does have an effect and if you ask me a pretty good effect. alternative perspectives and all that.




Just pointless really. Anti depressants + booze (depressant) + weed (anti-depressant) = redundant. How long you been on the meds? What is it, paxil, Prozac?
its citrolex. it's nothing particularly powerful. about 6 weeks now. it didn't start to really kick in until about two weeks ago. this is another part of my life i'm actually proud to be able to share because it's had a tremendous effect on my psyche and, while there are problems in the world concerning dependence on pharmaceuticals, the fact remains a lot of people have utilized these types of medicine to dramatic and profound effects, largely positive.

which is great. and just as i've said about therapy, spreading the good word so to speak is a terrific exercise and opens a lot of eyes of people who're actually interested in listening.

[DwnShft2Xcelr8]

So all these threads you've been making lately are associated with your heavy drug use?













Explains everything.




Also,

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/510/213/762.jpg

[RidonKs]

what's the difference? you either like them or you don't. my inebriated state of mind has nothing to do with it on your end.

[ALBballer]

I don't think the line between gay is black and white either. It sounds like you were experimenting but eventually it could amount to more.

[Nick Young]

you're all probably right about most of what you're saying

nevertheless i won't be snapping to the point of incoherence nor will i be readying myself for a severe depressive bout, which i've experienced to a large extent the past several years i should add. i'm not naive about that.

godzuki you hit the nail on the head. to put it plainly, why not? no i'm not really getting anything out of making out with strange gay men. but it does present to me a fantastic opportunity to share my experience with all of you and gauge your reaction. which does have an effect and if you ask me a pretty good effect. alternative perspectives and all that.




its citrolex. it's nothing particularly powerful. about 6 weeks now. it didn't start to really kick in until about two weeks ago. this is another part of my life i'm actually proud to be able to share because it's had a tremendous effect on my psyche and, while there are problems in the world concerning dependence on pharmaceuticals, the fact remains a lot of people have utilized these types of medicine to dramatic and profound effects, largely positive.

which is great. and just as i've said about therapy, spreading the good word so to speak is a terrific exercise and opens a lot of eyes of people who're actually interested in listening.
u did it just to post on ish about it? That's bizarre dawg, step away from ISH for awhile dawg.

dawg go to therapy dawg start getting help:cheers:

[RidonKs]

u did it just to post on ish about it? That's bizarre dawg, step away from ISH for awhile dawg.

dawg go to therapy dawg start getting help:cheers:
of course i didn't do it just to post on ish, it was spur of the moment and they thought i was cute hahaha. then this morning i was like... this deserves a thread.

[Nanners]

just remember, jesus said "ye, nothing is grosser than two homos making out"

"unless the homos are two attractive women, in that case homo sex is hot as fvck, lol"

https://img1.etsystatic.com/007/1/5147957/il_570xN.403192305_i5a7.jpg

[~primetime~]

just remember, jesus said "ye, nothing is grosser than two homos making out"

"unless the homos are two attractive women, in that case homo sex is hot as fvck, lol"


I think I'm with Jesus on this one...

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Ron-Burgundy-Stare-and-Nod.gif

[RidonKs]

http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/oo32/amala__martin/Lolcano.gif

[Nick Young]

http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/oo32/amala__martin/Lolcano.gif
just don't kill anyone or kill yourself please.

[RidonKs]

you neither

[Real14]

:biggums: :biggums: :biggums: :biggums: :biggums: :biggums: :biggums: :biggums: :biggums: :biggums:

[ZeN]

http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/oo32/amala__martin/Lolcano.gif
It's cool that I'm not the only crazy bipolar that acts foolish around here...

Too bad you had to be transitioning Homo..

At least if you were a straight up one you could own it.. No one like a flip flopper man..

[Ray22]

http://i.imgur.com/hlnwo.gif

[Just2McFly]

why cant you just admit you are gay?

[ace23]

http://i.imgur.com/hxKG5oS.gif
:oldlol:

And Ridonks is gay af. I remember him making another thread about making out with his sister's boyfriend or something. I can't find it right now.

[stalkerforlife]

Making out with dudes when you're not gay is pathetic.

You are really desperate.

But don't worry, I did it twice in my life, too.

[ZeN]

:oldlol:

And Ridonks is gay af. I remember him making another thread about making out with his sister's boyfriend or something. I can't find it right now.
He said it in this thread...

[ZeN]

Making out with dudes when you're not gay is pathetic.

You are really desperate.

But don't worry, I did it twice in my life, too.
Making out with dudes twice is not even remotely acceptable to some who is straight.

So you and RidonKs are Bisexuals or Gay right?

[stalkerforlife]

Making out with dudes twice is not even remotely acceptable to some who is straight.

So you and RidonKs are Bisexuals or Gay right?

I am not bi or gay at all. It disgusts me. I was drunk and desperate for affection. I'm ugly and never had much luck with the ladies.

[ZeN]

I am not bi or gay at all. It disgusts me. I was drunk and desperate for affection. I'm ugly and never had much luck with the ladies.
Gay by lack of options is still partaking in Homo activity no? The reason or excuse doesn't really change the reality of the situation, no?

According to other ISHers what they do as pathetic betas is go slumpbusting and find some low self esteem female fatties to trampoline on.

[stalkerforlife]

Gay by lack of options is still partaking in Homo activity no? The reason or excuse doesn't really change the reality of the situation, no?

According to other ISHers what they do as pathetic betas is go slumpbusting and find some low self esteem female fatties to trampoline on.

Some people are so ugly, like myself, that no woman wants them.

[sweggeh]

Some people are so ugly, like myself, that no woman wants them.

I know a guy who watches gay porn because he cant get off on normal porn. The thought of himself having sex with a woman doesnt get him off anymore because he perceives it as just so unrealistic. He has learnt to enjoy gay porn now.

[ZeN]

Some people are so ugly, like myself, that no woman wants them.
DJ Qualls begs to differ.. He is the definition of slumpbusting.

Plus, ugly is ugly so if you weren't trolling, even gay dudes wouldn't want your feeble ass.

[ZeN]

I know a guy who watches gay porn because he cant get off on normal porn. The thought of himself having sex with a woman doesnt get him off anymore because he perceives it as just so unrealistic. He has learnt to enjoy gay porn now.
Does this mean your name is Guy?

[stalkerforlife]

DJ Qualls begs to differ.. He is the definition of slumpbusting.

Plus, ugly is ugly so if you weren't trolling, even gay dudes wouldn't want your feeble ass.

He's way better looking than me and rich.

And trust me, women are way more shallow than men. The chances, as an ugly person, to bang, are much higher within the gay community than the straight one.

You're obtuse.

[ZeN]

He's way better looking than me and rich.

And trust me, women are way more shallow than men. The chances, as an ugly person, to bang, are much higher within the gay community than the straight one.

You're obtuse.
Qualls Is a tremendous cheapskate tho.

And I'm beyond annoyinly insensitive.. Its a verifiable fact

[RidonKs]

Making out with dudes twice is not even remotely acceptable to some who is straight.

So you and RidonKs are Bisexuals or Gay right?
it's ridiculous that you guys are incapable of wrapping your head around this. albballer said it as clearly as one possibly can. hell the very fact that bisexual people are everywhere in the world, and transexual people to, means by sheer logic that sexuality is a spectrum and can't be divided neatly into categories (though of course it is helpful to categorize).

i am completely straight and have no sexual attraction or desire towards my same sex. i understand that completely about myself and my actions, whether it's making out with these two strangers or my girlfriend's gay friend a few years ago to test who was the better kisser between me and her, have very little to do with either that sexual identity or those sexual desires.

the only meaning that i can detect in my behaviour is that there is a possibility that, were i to go through a certain set of experiences such as those i have gone through and many more i haven't (having my dick sucked, being rammed from behind, etc) it is absolutely possible that a sexual attraction towards men could be generated. at least that's my belief and i don't think it's particularly radical. take prison culture for instance... how many straight men have turned to homosexuality in prison? TONS

this is my quintessential point.

"DONKS R U GAY?"

is just a pointless question to ask given the extrapolation of what i did that i've offered this this thread and others. i also just started dating a very beautiful young woman that i'm excited about emotionally, intellectually, and of course sexually. just in case there was any room for doubt in what i'm saying here.

i am desperate as somebody (stalker?) said. but i'm sexually desperate. and making out with a guy has nothing to do with my sexual desperation since it didn't tickle my sexual drive. on the other side of the coin of course, each of these two pleasantly wasted homos were definitely turned on last night.

[sweggeh]

it's ridiculous that you guys are incapable of wrapping your head around this. albballer said it as clearly as one possibly can. hell the very fact that bisexual people are everywhere in the world, and transexual people to, means by sheer logic that sexuality is a spectrum and can't be divided neatly into categories (though of course it is helpful to categorize).

i am completely straight and have no sexual attraction or desire towards my same sex. i understand that completely about myself and my actions, whether it's making out with these two strangers or my girlfriend's gay friend a few years ago to test who was the better kisser between me and her, have very little to do with either that sexual identity or those sexual desires.

the only meaning that i can detect in my behaviour is that there is a possibility that, were i to go through a certain set of experiences such as those i have gone through and many more i haven't (having my dick sucked, being rammed from behind, etc) it is absolutely possible that a sexual attraction towards men could be generated. at least that's my belief and i don't think it's particularly radical. take prison culture for instance... how many straight men have turned to homosexuality in prison? TONS

this is my quintessential point.

"DONKS R U GAY?"

is just a pointless question to ask given the extrapolation of what i did that i've offered this this thread and others. i also just started dating a very beautiful young woman that i'm excited about emotionally, intellectually, and of course sexually. just in case there was any room for doubt in what i'm saying here.

i am desperate as somebody (stalker?) said. but i'm sexually desperate. and making out with a guy has nothing to do with my sexual desperation since it didn't tickle my sexual drive. on the other side of the coin of course, each of these two pleasantly wasted homos were definitely turned on last night.

For anyone who doesnt want to read all that shit, he basically said hes gay but you should stop judging him. Or something like that.

[ace23]

He said it in this thread...
:lol didn't read

[RidonKs]

For anyone who doesnt want to read all that shit, he basically said hes gay but you should stop judging him. Or something like that.
damn sweggeh what happened dude i don't know who you are but i know you know i know you're somebody else on this board using an alt.... who could you be?

[Bandito]

damn sweggeh what happened dude i don't know who you are but i know you know i know you're somebody else on this board using an alt.... who could you be?
Foreverheat.

[RidonKs]

Foreverheat.
ah good to know. that name rings a vague bell.

[sweggeh]

ah good to know. that name rings a vague bell.

I dont hide who I am bro.

[ZeN]

I dont hide who I am bro.
You still into Tall Women?

[Bandito]

You still into Women?i think that is the better question

[sweggeh]

You still into Tall Women?

SacJB Shady. Lol.

Thats a new one.

[CelticBaller]

Homie you're gay

[ZeN]

SacJB Shady. Lol.

Thats a new one.
Wait you're not him? That's news to me.

Wait who are you then?

[imdaman99]

I heard it's not gay if its in a 3way :confusedshrug:

i imagine jt meant a fmm not a mmm lol

[wakencdukest]

it's ridiculous that you guys are incapable of wrapping your head around this. albballer said it as clearly as one possibly can. hell the very fact that bisexual people are everywhere in the world, and transexual people to, means by sheer logic that sexuality is a spectrum and can't be divided neatly into categories (though of course it is helpful to categorize).

i am completely straight and have no sexual attraction or desire towards my same sex. i understand that completely about myself and my actions, whether it's making out with these two strangers or my girlfriend's gay friend a few years ago to test who was the better kisser between me and her, have very little to do with either that sexual identity or those sexual desires.

the only meaning that i can detect in my behaviour is that there is a possibility that, were i to go through a certain set of experiences such as those i have gone through and many more i haven't (having my dick sucked, being rammed from behind, etc) it is absolutely possible that a sexual attraction towards men could be generated. at least that's my belief and i don't think it's particularly radical. take prison culture for instance... how many straight men have turned to homosexuality in prison? TONS

this is my quintessential point.

"DONKS R U GAY?"

is just a pointless question to ask given the extrapolation of what i did that i've offered this this thread and others. i also just started dating a very beautiful young woman that i'm excited about emotionally, intellectually, and of course sexually. just in case there was any room for doubt in what i'm saying here.

i am desperate as somebody (stalker?) said. but i'm sexually desperate. and making out with a guy has nothing to do with my sexual desperation since it didn't tickle my sexual drive. on the other side of the coin of course, each of these two pleasantly wasted homos were definitely turned on last night.




It's clearly not a big deal to you and you're pretty non-chalant about making out with 2 dudes, why not go all the way? Maybe getting your lips around a big dong will stir up the feelings you're looking for. If not it will just be another experience that you can say you tried. You seem like the type of guy who could handle it with dignity.

[poido123]

This guy is a little nuts, that would explain his bizaar behavior.

I don't quite know what sexual orientation he has, but there are signs that point to a flaming homo.

[Cactus-Sack]

I'd definitely fvck the heterosexuality back into donks. Hard.

[Jailblazers7]

Idk the quality of a kiss or sexual experience is completely tied to attraction and intimacy for me so trying something as an objective reference point means nothing imo.

[YouGotServed]

The OP is a f*ggot. No, he really is.

[Rodmantheman]

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/85/85da749e650eedbbae47d1a8d3d3b62730889b9ac0495de1c0 d816ac6b75ed0b.jpg

[RidonKs]

the homophobia here is RAMPANT. i hope you all know that.

[dunksby]

According to Queer theory Donks ain't gay, he is just sitting closer to homosexuality on the sexuality scale than some.

[RidonKs]

good ol trusty queer theory

[red1]

http://i.imgur.com/7VC7RYC.gif

[Nick Young]

the homophobia here is RAMPANT. i hope you all know that.
Its not homophobic to call someone who makes out with two random dudes gay.

[LAmbruh]

Making out with dudes when you're not gay is pathetic.

You are really desperate.

But don't worry, I did it twice in my life, too.


sucked off by dudes

making out with dudes



yikes :roll:

:yaohappy:

[Bosnian Sajo]

This guy is a little nuts, that would explain his bizaar behavior.

I don't quite know what sexual orientation he has, but there are signs that point to a flaming homo.


Good ol' Poido....and ace23, cactus jack, nick young...where yall at?? Yall never even get the urge to visit occasionally? :cry:

[stalkerforlife]

:roll:

[stalkerforlife]

I am not bi or gay at all. It disgusts me. I was drunk and desperate for affection. I'm ugly and never had much luck with the ladies.

:roll:

[stalkerforlife]

He's way better looking than me and rich.

And trust me, women are way more shallow than men. The chances, as an ugly person, to bang, are much higher within the gay community than the straight one.

You're obtuse.

Facts.

I could pull the hottest gay dude.

But women are far more shallow.

I don't even remember this thread.

Loool.

[Jasper]

curiosity.

i wasn't convinced that i should kiss them.

i am pretty certain if i "worked at it" i could find males attractive. i'm not convinced sexuality is black or white whatsoever. it's also fluid and under our nominal control even though it feels like a powerful force beyond our control most of the time.
knocked in but confirms your now closer than ever to them.

[highwhey]

sucked off by dudes

making out with dudes



yikes :roll:

:yaohappy:
:roll:

[diamenz]

what's worse - sucking off another dude or passionately making out with him? i really don't know the answer to that one. the perplexities of lyfe.

[Rocket]

So the OP admits to being gay. There is no way a straight man could EVER do such a thing.

[ILLsmak]

walking down the street beer in hand ranting and stumbled into these two super nice who live across the street, invited in along with my friend who they were in awe over. made out with each of them.

didn't kill me. felt a little gross i guess but at the same time kind of nice. i didn't puke. i didn't demand vengeance from the good lord for the abomination of homosexuals having a good time with another. nor am i gay.

good times.

Probably the best first line in ish history. So much content. Missing words, surprise ending. It never explicitly says he made out with dudes but it does sound like he made out with his friend even tho I don't think he meant to.

Extra points for the "trying to take it back" double post after. I'm done here.

Heading out with a smile on my face.

-Smak