How old are you?

[CelticBalla32]

Title is self-explanatory. Post your age.

25

EDIT: Woah I can post threads now! lol

[Styles p]

26 tomorrow I'm now on the wrong side of 25 :(

[fiddy]

14

[ZeN]

26 tomorrow I'm now on the wrong side of 25 :(
Haha wait till you cross the 30 mark..

I'm 32

[iTare]

i am literally 8 years old lol




i am lying

[Smook A.]

24

[SupermanOnSteroids]

[QUOTE=Smook A.]10 x 3.3 = ?

^ Answer to that

[TylerOO]

22

Mentally about 16

[Smook A.]

to save you all the troube, the answer is Fa ggot
What the hell is a "fa ggot"?

It's ******. Spell it right

[#number6ix#]

26 will be 27 dec. 21... Damn I'm getting old

[SupermanOnSteroids]

my bad. not a wizard fa ggot like you. thats why i broke it up

[Patrick Chewing]

http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpfcq9Jrel1qdi785o1_1280.jpg

[Smoke117]

30

[Smook A.]

my bad. not a wizard fa ggot like you. thats why i broke it up
Use phrases that make sense. "Wizard ******" sucks, you clusterf*ck.

[SupermanOnSteroids]

son, talk with a little respect. i'm old enough to be your dad. matter of fact, i am.

when i was 10 years old, i found my dad's wallet lying around and stole 30 dollars from it. i was rich. i could do whatever i wanted. i was on top of the world. i fu cking owned it.

being still young and naive, and rich, i asked around, what should a young strapping male with mad money do with his money. different people gave different responses. the priest said, build a new annexure to the church. the politician said, donate to my election fund and i'll make sure you are repaid in policies when i make it into the office. the drug dealer said, a rock of crack. the hooker said - the best time of your life.

"the best time of your life"

that sure as hell sounded promising.

so i gave her my $30. what happened next is kinda hard to describe. she got me a happy meal and the toy to go along with it. it was a car. i pushed/drove it all over the place. on the floor, on the table, on the bed, and then...

...on the body. it went over the lips, down her neck, over her boobs circling around her nipples a couple of times. then it went down her stomach and down to her ******.

ofcourse at that age i didn't know what a ****** was, so i called it a cave. the mc donald happy meal car went inside her cave and disappeared. i was disappointed.

so i asked her to give it back.

she said fish it out.

i asked how.

long story short, i sent an army of my seed men inside her to get my mac donald happy meal car out of her cave. i still don't have it back yet, but about 9 months after that incident, i got a letter from her saying that my son Smook was born.

Ofcourse being a black male, i totally didn't care about it. Asked my mama to change her address and got away from it completely.

[Smook A.]

son, talk with a little respect. i'm old enough to be your dad. matter of fact, i am.

when i was 10 years old, i found my dad's wallet lying around and stole 30 dollars from it. i was rich. i could do whatever i wanted. i was on top of the world. i fu cking owned it.

being still young and naive, and rich, i asked around, what should a young strapping male with mad money do with his money. different people gave different responses. the priest said, build a new annexure to the church. the politician said, donate to my election fund and i'll make sure you are repaid in policies when i make it into the office. the drug dealer said, a rock of crack. the hooker said - the best time of your life.

"the best time of your life"

that sure as hell sounded promising.

so i gave her my $30. what happened next is kinda hard to describe. she got me a happy meal and the toy to go along with it. it was a car. i pushed/drove it all over the place. on the floor, on the table, on the bed, and then...

...on the body. it went over the lips, down her neck, over her boobs circling around her nipples a couple of times. then it went down her stomach and down to her ******.

ofcourse at that age i didn't know what a ****** was, so i called it a cave. the mc donald happy meal car went inside her cave and disappeared. i was disappointed.

so i asked her to give it back.

she said fish it out.

i asked how.

long story short, i sent an army of my seed men inside her to get my mac donald happy meal car out of her cave. i still don't have it back yet, but about 9 months after that incident, i got a letter from her saying that my son Smook was born.

]Ofcourse being a black male totally didn't care about it. Asked my mama to change her address and got away from it completely.
Congrats on wasting your time writing all that.

[SupermanOnSteroids]

no. congratulate me on avoiding child support.

[Smook A.]

no. congratulate me on avoiding child support.
No

[ZeN]

son, talk with a little respect. i'm old enough to be your dad. matter of fact, i am.

when i was 10 years old, i found my dad's wallet lying around and stole 30 dollars from it. i was rich. i could do whatever i wanted. i was on top of the world. i fu cking owned it.

being still young and naive, and rich, i asked around, what should a young strapping male with mad money do with his money. different people gave different responses. the priest said, build a new annexure to the church. the politician said, donate to my election fund and i'll make sure you are repaid in policies when i make it into the office. the drug dealer said, a rock of crack. the hooker said - the best time of your life.

"the best time of your life"

that sure as hell sounded promising.

so i gave her my $30. what happened next is kinda hard to describe. she got me a happy meal and the toy to go along with it. it was a car. i pushed/drove it all over the place. on the floor, on the table, on the bed, and then...

...on the body. it went over the lips, down her neck, over her boobs circling around her nipples a couple of times. then it went down her stomach and down to her ******.

ofcourse at that age i didn't know what a ****** was, so i called it a cave. the mc donald happy meal car went inside her cave and disappeared. i was disappointed.

so i asked her to give it back.

she said fish it out.

i asked how.

long story short, i sent an army of my seed men inside her to get my mac donald happy meal car out of her cave. i still don't have it back yet, but about 9 months after that incident, i got a letter from her saying that my son Smook was born.

Ofcourse being a black male, i totally didn't care about it. Asked my mama to change her address and got away from it completely.
Pauk is that you?

[IcanzIIravor]

http://d3v7lwfyp1375b.cloudfront.net/uploads/user/image/73/big_Kevin_Durant.png

[Duggrr]

http://nbahoopsonline.com/Articles/top160/photos/Mullin.jpg

[Le Shaqtus]

22

[ThePhantomCreep]

36

[Cactus-Sack]

I'm a zygote. Got wifi in the womb.

[CelticBalla32]

son, talk with a little respect. i'm old enough to be your dad. matter of fact, i am.

when i was 10 years old, i found my dad's wallet lying around and stole 30 dollars from it. i was rich. i could do whatever i wanted. i was on top of the world. i fu cking owned it.

being still young and naive, and rich, i asked around, what should a young strapping male with mad money do with his money. different people gave different responses. the priest said, build a new annexure to the church. the politician said, donate to my election fund and i'll make sure you are repaid in policies when i make it into the office. the drug dealer said, a rock of crack. the hooker said - the best time of your life.

"the best time of your life"

that sure as hell sounded promising.

so i gave her my $30. what happened next is kinda hard to describe. she got me a happy meal and the toy to go along with it. it was a car. i pushed/drove it all over the place. on the floor, on the table, on the bed, and then...

...on the body. it went over the lips, down her neck, over her boobs circling around her nipples a couple of times. then it went down her stomach and down to her ******.

ofcourse at that age i didn't know what a ****** was, so i called it a cave. the mc donald happy meal car went inside her cave and disappeared. i was disappointed.

so i asked her to give it back.

she said fish it out.

i asked how.

long story short, i sent an army of my seed men inside her to get my mac donald happy meal car out of her cave. i still don't have it back yet, but about 9 months after that incident, i got a letter from her saying that my son Smook was born.

Ofcourse being a black male, i totally didn't care about it. Asked my mama to change her address and got away from it completely.

You banged a hooker. Congrats...

[JohnFreeman]

old enough to....party

[stalkerforlife]

32.

[RidonKs]

You banged a hooker. Congrats...
:party:

[DonD13]

son, talk with a little respect. i'm old enough to be your dad. matter of fact, i am.

when i was 10 years old, i found my dad's wallet lying around and stole 30 dollars from it. i was rich. i could do whatever i wanted. i was on top of the world. i fu cking owned it.

being still young and naive, and rich, i asked around, what should a young strapping male with mad money do with his money. different people gave different responses. the priest said, build a new annexure to the church. the politician said, donate to my election fund and i'll make sure you are repaid in policies when i make it into the office. the drug dealer said, a rock of crack. the hooker said - the best time of your life.

"the best time of your life"

that sure as hell sounded promising.

so i gave her my $30. what happened next is kinda hard to describe. she got me a happy meal and the toy to go along with it. it was a car. i pushed/drove it all over the place. on the floor, on the table, on the bed, and then...

...on the body. it went over the lips, down her neck, over her boobs circling around her nipples a couple of times. then it went down her stomach and down to her ******.

ofcourse at that age i didn't know what a ****** was, so i called it a cave. the mc donald happy meal car went inside her cave and disappeared. i was disappointed.

so i asked her to give it back.

she said fish it out.

i asked how.

long story short, i sent an army of my seed men inside her to get my mac donald happy meal car out of her cave. i still don't have it back yet, but about 9 months after that incident, i got a letter from her saying that my son Smook was born.

Ofcourse being a black male, i totally didn't care about it. Asked my mama to change her address and got away from it completely.

:oldlol:

[dunksby]

85.

[dunksby]

son, talk with a little respect. i'm old enough to be your dad. matter of fact, i am.

when i was 10 years old, i found my dad's wallet lying around and stole 30 dollars from it. i was rich. i could do whatever i wanted. i was on top of the world. i fu cking owned it.

being still young and naive, and rich, i asked around, what should a young strapping male with mad money do with his money. different people gave different responses. the priest said, build a new annexure to the church. the politician said, donate to my election fund and i'll make sure you are repaid in policies when i make it into the office. the drug dealer said, a rock of crack. the hooker said - the best time of your life.

"the best time of your life"

that sure as hell sounded promising.

so i gave her my $30. what happened next is kinda hard to describe. she got me a happy meal and the toy to go along with it. it was a car. i pushed/drove it all over the place. on the floor, on the table, on the bed, and then...

...on the body. it went over the lips, down her neck, over her boobs circling around her nipples a couple of times. then it went down her stomach and down to her ******.

ofcourse at that age i didn't know what a ****** was, so i called it a cave. the mc donald happy meal car went inside her cave and disappeared. i was disappointed.

so i asked her to give it back.

she said fish it out.

i asked how.

long story short, i sent an army of my seed men inside her to get my mac donald happy meal car out of her cave. i still don't have it back yet, but about 9 months after that incident, i got a letter from her saying that my son Smook was born.

Ofcourse being a black male, i totally didn't care about it. Asked my mama to change her address and got away from it completely.
:oldlol: Gotta spread around :(

[Duggrr]

I'm surprised that i'm such a youngster around these parts.

[Lebron23]

27 yrs.old.

[NumberSix]

Too old for this shit.

[sweggeh]

son, talk with a little respect. i'm old enough to be your dad. matter of fact, i am.

when i was 10 years old, i found my dad's wallet lying around and stole 30 dollars from it. i was rich. i could do whatever i wanted. i was on top of the world. i fu cking owned it.

being still young and naive, and rich, i asked around, what should a young strapping male with mad money do with his money. different people gave different responses. the priest said, build a new annexure to the church. the politician said, donate to my election fund and i'll make sure you are repaid in policies when i make it into the office. the drug dealer said, a rock of crack. the hooker said - the best time of your life.

"the best time of your life"

that sure as hell sounded promising.

so i gave her my $30. what happened next is kinda hard to describe. she got me a happy meal and the toy to go along with it. it was a car. i pushed/drove it all over the place. on the floor, on the table, on the bed, and then...

...on the body. it went over the lips, down her neck, over her boobs circling around her nipples a couple of times. then it went down her stomach and down to her ******.

ofcourse at that age i didn't know what a ****** was, so i called it a cave. the mc donald happy meal car went inside her cave and disappeared. i was disappointed.

so i asked her to give it back.

she said fish it out.

i asked how.

long story short, i sent an army of my seed men inside her to get my mac donald happy meal car out of her cave. i still don't have it back yet, but about 9 months after that incident, i got a letter from her saying that my son Smook was born.

Ofcourse being a black male, i totally didn't care about it. Asked my mama to change her address and got away from it completely.

This was funny as **** :roll: