Tired of Waiting for Pauk's Jordan/Kobe Flops

[Mr.Kite]

I'm going to give him a freebie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khfVk1cNWsI

He will most likely use this one.

[HOoopCityJones]

:roll:

[SamuraiSWISH]

Jordan didn't flop. Seriously, period. He'd slap his own wrist on certain layups to give the ref the allusion someone smacked his hand though.

Kobe would do the ... "HEYYYY thing" or throw elbows out to get fouls on jumpers:

http://niketalk.com/content/type/61/id/433821/flags/LL

With that said I never saw him flopping near as much, or during his floor game such as: Ginobili, Wade, LeBron, Paul, etc

[Mr.Kite]

Jordan flopping

Cmon pauk i'm waiting for this compilation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6_VPFiHOf4

[moe94]

"HEYYY thing"

lmao

pauk's compilation video is coming out after Detox

[SpecialQue]

Jordan didn't flop. Seriously, period. He'd slap his own wrist on certain layups to give the ref the allusion someone smacked his hand though.

http://share.gifyoutube.com/jRmWv.gif

[Heavincent]

Even as a Kobe fan, that "AYYYY" thing is annoying as hell. I wish he didn't do that. At least he doesn't do shit like this though:

http://sportsgif.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Chris-Paul-Flop-GIF.gif

http://notsportscenter.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/LeBronMavsFlop.gif

Disgrace to the game of basketball. It's so shameful.

[SamuraiSWISH]

http://share.gifyoutube.com/jRmWv.gif
That's the worse case you could find? Some OBSCURE clip where contact was actually made with his body ... and he still didn't go over theatrical or fall all the way to the ground? Monemtum carrying him a little further?

:facepalm

Good Job, Good Effort.

[fiddy]

"HEYYY thing"

lmao

pauk's compilation video is coming out after Detox
:roll:

[SpecialQue]

That's the worse case you could find? Some OBSCURE clip where contact was actually made with his body ... and he still didn't go over theatrical or fall all the way to the ground? Monemtum carrying him a little further?

:facepalm

Good Job, Good Effort.

Yeah, that's one of the worst cases I could find. Who gives a shit? Jordan was a great player, but he WAS selling contact, and that was worse than the Kobe clip in the OP. But over all, Kobe flopped worse than Jordan, and Lebron flops worse than everyone except maybe Reggie Evans and CP3.

[Heavincent]

It's funny how you can find like 30+ Lebron flop gifs with a simple google search. How come you can't do that with Kobe? He played in the internet/gif era too. Pauk probably dug into the deepest archives of the internet looking for gifs of Kobe flopping, but there's just not much there.

[SamuraiSWISH]

Yeah, that's one of the worst cases I could find. Who gives a shit? Jordan was a great player, but he WAS selling contact, and that was worse than the Kobe clip in the OP. But over all, Kobe flopped worse than Jordan, and Lebron flops worse than everyone except maybe Reggie Evans and CP3.Jordan never flopped. That's the point. Occasionally he suggestively upsold ACTUAL contact. Difference being flopping is gross, theatrical over acting, that in many cases doesn't even help their case with the referees. It's obnoxious, feminine and pussified. Like your avatar.

[kuniva_dAMiGhTy]

Are there certain degrees in which a player tries to sell contact? Of course - but you're an idiot to think "only" certain players flop. EVERYONE has/does.

[SpecialQue]

Jordan never flopped. That's the point. Occasionally he suggestively upsold ACTUAL contact. Difference being flopping is gross, theatrical over acting, that in many cases doesn't even help their case with the referees. It's obnoxious, feminine and pussified. Like your avatar.

Don't know why you're being a prick about it, but **** Jordan and your wack-ass avy.

[kuniva_dAMiGhTy]

It's funny how you can find like 30+ Lebron flop gifs with a simple google search. How come you can't do that with Kobe? He played in the internet/gif era too. Pauk probably dug into the deepest archives of the internet looking for gifs of Kobe flopping, but there's just not much there.

Kobe has flopped more than a dozen times in his career. Easily. Thing is, nobody cares because LeBron has taken it to another level. He and Chris Paul, who is actually one of my favorite players.

[moe94]

Don't know why you're being a prick about it, but **** Jordan and your wack-ass avy.

Jordan never flopped. Stop questioning. He's infallible.

[SpecialQue]

Jordan never flopped. Stop questioning. He's infallible.

http://shirtigo.co/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/airjesus.jpg

[DJ Leon Smith]

Yeah, that's one of the worst cases I could find. Who gives a shit? Jordan was a great player, but he WAS selling contact, and that was worse than the Kobe clip in the OP. But over all, Kobe flopped worse than Jordan, and Lebron flops worse than everyone except maybe Reggie Evans and CP3.

There's a difference between LeBron-style flopping and Jordan selling contact and you know it. You're better than this.

[Legends66NBA7]

"HEYYY thing"

lmao

pauk's compilation video is coming out after Detox

DeMar does this too.

Kobe also yells "On the arm !".

[dubeta]

They didn't play defense in MJ's era of course there was no need to flop :sleeping


What's next? A thread asking why Russell didnt shoot 3's?

[SamuraiSWISH]

Jordan never flopped. Stop questioning. He's infallible.
Straw man, no one said he's god. No one said he's jesus, or a demi-god. Just the very obvious for those who actually watched him, more dramatically in comparison to today's players ... he didn't flop. Occasionally was a good salesman, but not a piss poor daytime soap opera type actor.

[DonDadda59]

Straw man, no one said he's god.

http://a1.files.biography.com/image/upload/c_fill,g_face,h_300,q_80,w_300/MTE1ODA0OTcxNTU2NDM5NTY1.jpg

[SamuraiSWISH]

http://a1.files.biography.com/image/upload/c_fill,g_face,h_300,q_80,w_300/MTE1ODA0OTcxNTU2NDM5NTY1.jpg
:oldlol:

[AnaheimLakers24]

kobe says "Ayyy" not "heyyy"

[f0und]

kobe went through a stretch where he'd flail his arms after a jumpshot. i specifically remember the time where he flailed his arms on a late game 3 point miss, resulting in free throws that won the game. and another time where he broke ginobli's nose.

[Hey Yo]

Jordan never flopped. That's the point. Occasionally he suggestively upsold ACTUAL contact. Difference being flopping is gross, theatrical over acting, that in many cases doesn't even help their case with the referees. It's obnoxious, feminine and pussified. Like your avatar.
Over-selling actual contact is not over-selling??

[Hey Yo]

There's a difference between LeBron-style flopping and Jordan selling contact and you know it. You're better than this.
There's no difference whatsoever.

3/4 of flops in that thread there's contact made with LeBron, but to you it's flopping. When MJ does it...it's selling contact, not flopping.

LOL @ your bias

[Trollsmasher]

It's funny how you can find like 30+ Lebron flop gifs with a simple google search. How come you can't do that with Kobe? He played in the internet/gif era too. Pauk probably dug into the deepest archives of the internet looking for gifs of Kobe flopping, but there's just not much there.
the real gif era is 2011-now

Kobe has been irrelevant in that period

to OP: pauk gave you a timetable, if he does not deliver by then, you can sell him to slavery for all I care, but for now you just should the fvck up

[JT123]

There's no difference whatsoever.

3/4 of flops in that thread there's contact made with LeBron, but to you it's flopping. When MJ does it...it's selling contact, not flopping.

LOL @ your bias
This.