When you wake up do u brush first then eat, or eat then brush, or both?

[Hamtaro CP3KDKG]

After u wake up do u brush then eat breakfast?
eat breakfast then brush?
or brush, eat breakfast and brush again:confusedshrug: :confusedshrug: :confusedshrug:

or is u a dirty swine that dont brush in the morning:no: :no:

[Riley Martin]

Neither. Just brush and floss every night.

I'm eating and drinking coffee throughout the morning.

[JohnFreeman]

What would be the point in brushing and then eating? sort of defeats the purpose

[Hamtaro CP3KDKG]

What would be the point in brushing and then eating? sort of defeats the purpose
the dutty bacteria shit in your mouth from sleeping...........you wanna take that in:lol :lol :lol

[JohnFreeman]

the dutty bacteria shit in your mouth from sleeping...........you wanna take that in:lol :lol :lol
No, I wake, eat, then bursh

[ace23]

No, I wake, eat, then bursh
Then you still consume the bacteria

[Brunch@Five]

if you brush before goind to bed (as you should and any competent dentist will tell you) there is absolutely no need to brush before breakfast :confusedshrug:

get up - breakfast+coffee - brush teeth - leave house.

Also, if you're too lazy to brush twice a day, your teeth will thank you if you brush before going to bed. Unless you want particles from everything you consumed during the day to linger in your mouth for 8 hours while sleeping.

[Draz]

Never knew people ate then brushed their teeth. The ****?

[Bandito]

Then you still consume the bacteria
And they're delicious. I do the same thing. Eat and then brush.

[Akrazotile]

*********e first
Then eat
Then *********e
Then brush
Then *********e
*********e again
Then go back to sleep

[Oly BC]

What would be the point in brushing and then eating? sort of defeats the purpose
If you eat and then brush without waiting 30-60 minutes, you're damaging your teeth. Especially if you consume carbonated drinks, juice and stuff like that.

[Rockets(T-mac)]

My morning routine:

Brush
Take a dump
Shower
Eat

[Meticode]

Morning routine...

Wake up
Sit up 5-10 mins
Poop and pee
Weigh myself
Eat breakfast
Brush teeth/floss
Walk around in undies for 15 minutes, do some light stretching while reading
Get dressed

[Patrick Chewing]

Anyone drink OJ after brushing their teeth?? Yeahhhh not the best taste in the world.


It's eat first, then brush for me. Any type of mouthwash or toothpaste will ruin the taste of the food if you eat after cleaning your mouth.

[senelcoolidge]

I wash my mouth first, not brush it. I eat breakfast. I brush my teeth and wash my mouth after that.

[NumberSix]

Seems like a lot of people here don't know the purpose of brushing your teeth.

The reason you brush your teeth is to get rid of food particles, not bacteria.

If you kill all the bacteria in your mouth, your mouth is full of the same bacteria 10 minutes later.

The purpose of cleaning your teeth is getting the food off your teeth because the back terai that is always in your mouth eats those food particles and converts it to lactic acid. Lactic acid is was eats through your teeth and causes cavities.

If you brush your teeth and then eat, it's the same as if you didn't brush your teeth at all. When you eat, your mouth fills up with the bacteria from your saliva and your mouth is now full of food particles and the bacteria that convert it to lactic acid. Especially from things like tea or coffee that have sugar.

Eat your food. Rinse your mouth with water. Wait 10 minutes. Rinse again. Brush your teeth.

[glidedrxlr22]

With the latest trend going on around here...eating ass....I'm surprised nobody has said they do that first thing in the morning.

[kurple]

Morning routine...

Wake up
Sit up 5-10 mins
Poop and pee
Weigh myself
Eat breakfast
Brush teeth/floss
Walk around in undies for 15 minutes, do some light stretching while reading
Get dressed
my routine

wake up 7 minutes before i have to go

take a shit (4-5 minutes)
get dressed (2-3 minutes)

always shower before i go to bed. i'm not a morning person

[dannywpt]

I wake up
shower
put my clothes on
drink a coffee if ive got the time
walk out the door

No brushing involved

[Meticode]

my routine

wake up 7 minutes before i have to go

take a shit (4-5 minutes)
get dressed (2-3 minutes)

always shower before i go to bed. i'm not a morning person
I'm not a morning person either, but I can't do what you do anymore. I end up being groggy and in a bad mood at work. I try to give myself about 45 minute before I have to leave to get fully awake and at least something small in my stomach.

I used to shower in the morning, but I don't anymore.

[hateraid]

Wake up, brush in the shower, eat, brush again before I leave the door.

[Patrick Chewing]

I wake up
shower
put my clothes on
drink a coffee if ive got the time
walk out the door

No brushing involved


Every day??

Is this you??
http://medicaltrash.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Bad-Breath-picture-1.jpg

[Shade8780]

Wake-up.
Clean my girl's ass with my toothbrush.
Brush my teeth with the toothbrush.
Eat that ass.
Leave for school.

I brush after breakfast.

[ArbitraryWater]

Wake-up.
Clean my girl's ass with my toothbrush.
Brush my teeth with the toothbrush.
Eat that ass.
Leave for school.

I brush after breakfast.

:roll:

[nathanjizzle]

what a dumb generic cliche useless topic.

[Jasi]

. Wake up
. Fall asleep again for 10 more minutes
. Wake up again
. Tell my wife to get up, go wake up the kids and take them to the kitchen for breakfast
. Get up, go wake up the kids and take them to the kitchen for breakfast
. Have breakfast with wife and kids
. Shower while wife gets the kids ready for kindergarten
. Brush teeth

[dunksby]

You gotta brush your teeth first after you wake up, also your tongue if you want to avoid foul breath.

[fiddy]

Breakfast is for рussies

[BlakFrankWhite]

*********e first
Then eat
Then *********e
Then brush
Then *********e
*********e again
Then go back to sleep

I actually lol'd

[sundizz]

If you have anything acidic (like orange juice) you should brush before. Brushing after having acidic food/drank wears away the protective enamel and is bad for you long-term.

I just have a banana and black coffee so I usually eat first, then brush 20 minutes later.

Brushing at night is the most important though.

[Meticode]

I wake up even earlier for work now. I have to be at work at 4AM every day. I used to hate it, now I love it. Having the whole day to myself being done at 12:30PM.

[LBJ 23]

I wake up even earlier for work now. I have to be at work at 4AM every day. I used to hate it, now I love it. Having the whole day to myself being done at 12:30PM.


Ufff I couldn't imagine working that early. How many hours do you manage to sleep per night?

[ILLsmak]

Never knew people ate then brushed their teeth. The ****?

huh I brush my teeth after every meal.

I eat before I brush my teeth, tho. I brush my teeth for the first time after I get out of the shower.

-Smak

[YouGotServed]

There's people out there who don't brush their teeth in the morning?

Pretty nasty. WTF

[MEB2kDeez]

There's people out there who don't brush their teeth in the morning?

Pretty nasty. WTF
LMFAO :roll: :roll:
Right though..

[hateraid]

I eat them shower and brush my teeth in the shower

[Fawker]

riddle me this with the fascination of mint. does toothpaste matter? can you brush with water and toothbrush?

[warriorfan]

Seems like a lot of people here don't know the purpose of brushing your teeth.

The reason you brush your teeth is to get rid of food particles, not bacteria.

If you kill all the bacteria in your mouth, your mouth is full of the same bacteria 10 minutes later.

The purpose of cleaning your teeth is getting the food off your teeth because the back terai that is always in your mouth eats those food particles and converts it to lactic acid. Lactic acid is was eats through your teeth and causes cavities.

If you brush your teeth and then eat, it's the same as if you didn't brush your teeth at all. When you eat, your mouth fills up with the bacteria from your saliva and your mouth is now full of food particles and the bacteria that convert it to lactic acid. Especially from things like tea or coffee that have sugar.

Eat your food. Rinse your mouth with water. Wait 10 minutes. Rinse again. Brush your teeth.




















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[rufuspaul]

riddle me this with the fascination of mint. does toothpaste matter? can you brush with water and toothbrush?


It really doesn't matter. There are ingredients in toothpastes like fluoride that can be beneficial but it's the bristles of the brush that actually clean the plaque off your teeth.

Also, don't neglect flossing.

[BlazerRed]

Well, the first thing I do when I hop out of the bed is turn my swag on.

Then I look in the mirror and say "what's up?"
What's up I like your hair you fancy fellow.

[hateraid]

It really doesn't matter. There are ingredients in toothpastes like fluoride that can be beneficial but it's the bristles of the brush that actually clean the plaque off your teeth.

Also, don't neglect flossing.
I use an all natural toothpaste that has Neem and pomegranate. Is that OK?