For anyone who actually cares: Chandler Parsons's new girlfriend?

[no pun intended]

http://www.christinaperri.com/sites/g/files/g2000003451/f/201312/Christina%2BPerri%2B4th%2BAnnual%2BLogo%2BNewNowNe xt%2ByQeWdMxe44zl_2.jpg

For those who don't know who she is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5yaoMjaAmE

Timeline:

Christina Perri sends out her #mcm (Man Crush Monday) over Twitter.

http://i.imgur.com/cPUpxid.jpg

Flirting on Twitter.

http://i.imgur.com/hH57OV6.jpg

They meet.

http://i.imgur.com/djebEOy.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/i91kVWF.jpg

Perri watches him play for Team USA.

http://i.imgur.com/BO0ugJE.jpg

And becomes a "fan".

http://i.imgur.com/Grpu9WM.jpg

More tweeting.

http://i.imgur.com/FznYogp.jpg

Perri hangs out with Parsons's family in Orlando.

http://i.imgur.com/vWs1mkj.jpg

And more tweeting.

http://i.imgur.com/CpF4Fb9.jpg

[stalkerforlife]

My goodness, I never imagined such greatness for this shaggy haired, pimply faced freshman as he arrived at Florida. He has made epic strides in all departments.

One of my favorite all time Gators.

[buddha]

got any pics of his butt? I mean her butt?

[bigkingsfan]

I'd rather **** him to be honest.

[dannywpt]

He could do better

[iamgine]

He's a 9. She's a 7.

me too

[tomtucker]

I'd rather **** him to be honest.

no doubt........he is way nicer looking then this broad......she get a 4/10..........:biggums:

[JimmyMcAdocious]

He's way better looking than her. Even if you ignore her awful tats.

[JohnFreeman]

Could do better

[wally_world]

CP is awesome yall mofos know nothin

*i actually mean Christina, funny how they both have the same initials

[SyRyanYang]

She must have a 10/10 personality

[iamgine]

CP is awesome yall mofos know nothin

*i actually mean Christina, funny how they both have the same initials
Yes we all know Chris Paul is awesome.

[masonanddixon]

He's way better looking than her. Even if you ignore her awful tats.

Thats the problem though. I could never take someone seriously who looks so idiotic.

[AirFederer]

Cute, but don`t like tatoos, especially not on girls. :confusedshrug:

[StephHamann]

He must have low self esteem if he settles for this.

[SpanishACB]

Cute, but don`t like tatoos, especially not on girls. :confusedshrug:

lol so many children in this board

[JohnFreeman]

lol so many children in this board
but having permanent stupid tattoos isnt childish?

[SpanishACB]

but having permanent stupid tattoos isnt childish?

Get on with times, tattoos aren't permanent.

And they're deffo not more childish than wearing a no sleever to walk the street or wearing a cap on a cloudy day.

[VIP2000]

He must have low self esteem if he settles for this.

Do you even know who she is? She's a famous singer. Maybe he was a fan?

[HylianNightmare]

They probably get along and really connect. Good for both of em

[ImKobe]

ugly ass prison tats

remove them, and she looks 2x hotter.

must have a heck of a personality

[miles berg]

Ugh I hate tattoos. So trashy.

[East_Stone_Ya]

She must have a 10/10 personality

was thinking the same

[stalkerforlife]

She looks better than any girl any of us will ever have.

The hate is mind boggling.

[Eric Cartman]

She looks better than any girl any of us will ever have.

The hate is mind boggling.

Speak for yourself nigg'a.

[stalkerforlife]

Speak for yourself nigg'a.

Oh, please.

[roffie]

Ugh I hate tattoos. So trashy.

this

[SwayDizzle]

tats are hot on chicks

[AirFederer]

lol so many children in this board
I'm 38, son. Now go hide in mums basement again. Ask her to teach you some manners, you better learn some before you hit puberty.

[Foster5k]

Never understood the infatuation some people, especially on this board, have on this guy. Parsons looks like every average dude at my highschool. That chick isn't all that either.

And yes, my girl is hotter. :D

[dannywpt]

Never understood the infatuation some people, especially on this board, have on this guy. Parsons looks like every average dude at my highschool. That chick isn't all that either.

And yes, my girl is hotter. :D

He just signed a 46M dollar contract, plays ball for a living and hangs out with models.

Not exactly your average any dude at your high school.

[Real14]

http://incourtwetrust.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/espn-fires-employee-for-offensive-lin-headline-3o113hv9-x-large.jpg

[Real14]

tats are hot on chicks
only sum.

[Jailblazers7]

Parsons would sell his soul to date a famous, attractive singer. He's probably just happy to be in a celebrity couple if they are actually dating.

[chosen_one6]

No titties...average looking...probably no ass.

I've seen better walking around at the beach.

[Smook A.]

She looks better than any girl any of us will ever have.

The hate is mind boggling.
She's a 6/10 girl who just so happens to be famous. I've dated a couple girls who are wayy hotter than her.

[SwayDizzle]

She's a 6/10 girl who just so happens to be famous. I've dated a couple girls who are wayy hotter than her.
so what? she's still hot. No one is saying she's the hottest chick or one of the hottest.

[Cold soul]

She's meh. Parsons should be able to get much hotter looking girl than that. Those tats look awful...

[kentatm]

I dont give two shits who he is dating so long as its not a Kardashian

[Mass Debator]

Face 6/10 or a 7 on a very good magical day
Body 2/10 (pretty nice legs and skin though but ugly small tatts and I like tattoos)
Style 7/10
Voice 8.5/10
Overall 6/10

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/30400000/Christina-Perri-getting-dressed-photoshoot-christina-perri-30468780-702-635.jpg

[Swaggin916]

Why would anybody care about this? I hope the title was SARCASM

[oarabbus]

I hope some of you realize the relationship works better when the dude is better looking than the chick. Parsons 9, that girl 7 is perfect for the both of em.

[Harison]

Whats with the trend among American girls to scar their bodies with tattoos? :confusedshrug: It makes them look much uglier, and even if its "cute" atm, it wont be some years later.

[Fudge]

My goodness, I never imagined such greatness for this shaggy haired, pimply faced freshman as he arrived at Florida. He has made epic strides in all departments.

One of my favorite all time Gators.
Lmfao

[J Shuttlesworth]

****, so damn lucky





Christina Perry, that is

[Eric Cartman]

I hope some of you realize the relationship works better when the dude is better looking than the chick. Parsons 9, that girl 7 is perfect for the both of em.

:biggums:

[choppermagic]

Some of the replies here reminds me of this meme:

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/238/447/edf.jpg

[JimmyMcAdocious]

Some of you are seriously going to act like she's some 9 and that we are all a bunch of 300 lb socially awkward frittatas?

http://i59.tinypic.com/28br9cl.jpg

That's a ordinary looking girl.

Show me another 8 if you think she's an 8+.

[tomtucker]

Some of the replies here reminds me of this meme:

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/238/447/edf.jpg

except that girl is nice..........and that bitch chandler now hangs with, is ugly as hell.........looks like Daria from beavis and butthead.........with nasty tats as well

[SpanishACB]

I'm 38, son. Now go hide in mums basement again. Ask her to teach you some manners, you better learn some before you hit puberty.

makes sense you're still spending your time here at that age with that personality

[Brokenbeat]

Wtf, her tattoos look like the wall in a public restroom. :oldlol:

[no pun intended]

Guys, she's only human.

[oarabbus]

:biggums:


I'm not rating them, that's what was said earlier in the topic.

Or maybe I am ;)

[bdreason]

Whoever gave her those tats should be shot.

[aj1987]

Get on with times, tattoos aren't permanent.

And they're deffo not more childish than wearing a no sleever to walk the street or wearing a cap on a cloudy day.
It takes me a second to remove cap, costs $0, and removing it doesn't leave any scars on my body either.

[SpanishACB]

It takes me a second to remove cap, costs $0, and removing it doesn't leave any scars on my body either.

so that's an excuse for dressing like a children trying to show what kind of social band you're into by dress code because you're unable to communicate in any other fluent way?

[aj1987]

so that's an excuse for dressing like a children trying to show what kind of social band you're into by dress code because you're unable to communicate in any other fluent way?
What the heck are you even talking about? I don't wear a hat. Never did and I probably never will. I was just trying to point out how stupid your argument is. If a person realizes that wearing a hat is "childish", he can just remove it and throw it in a trash can. Can you do the same with tattoos?

Also, you do realize that band caps are not the only kind that exist, right?

[SpanishACB]

What the heck are you even talking about? I don't wear a hat. Never did and I probably never will. I was just trying to point out how stupid your argument is. If a person realizes that wearing a hat is "childish", he just remove it and throw it in a trash can. Can you do the same with tattoos?

Also, you do realize that there band caps are not the only kind that exist, right?

My argument? I was just replying to someone who claimed tattoos are childish, I was just stating other more casual stuff is equally childish if by childish you mean trying to show your preferences by the way you dress and the paint you put on your body.

Band is a wide term, it's not exclusively used for gangs, sigh. Those who wear caps just because are trying to communicate something about themsleves, nothing else.

Saying tattoos are childish but wearing a cap isn't just because it's easier to remove is arbitrary.

What a bunch of church white boys seriously

[aj1987]

Band is a wide term, it's not exclusively used for gangs, sigh. Those who wear caps just because are trying to communicate something about themsleves, nothing else.
You do know that most people wear them because they want to look cool, right?


Saying tattoos are childish but wearing a cap isn't just because it's easier to remove is arbitrary.
It's not childish, but it's definitely stupid to get your whole body plastered with tattoos. I don't care if you have a tattoo, but comparing a tattoo to wearing a hat is just asinine.

[oarabbus]

You do know that most people wear them because they want to look cool, right?


It's not childish, but it's definitely stupid to get your whole body plastered with tattoos. I don't care if you have a tattoo, but comparing a tattoo to wearing a hat is just asinine.


:oldlol: so true. Let's stop this here and now guys. Getting a tattoo isn't like wearing a hat, it's not even close, not even Wilt on Stilts with the powers of Dhalsim can successfully reach that far.

[ballup]

She has more tattoos than Parsons and yet Parsons is the NBA player.

[no pun intended]

She has more tattoos than Parsons and yet Parsons is the NBA player.
2013-14 NBA overall tattoo percentage: 55%

241 players with tattoos, 201 without

http://nbatattoos.tumblr.com/

[Cali Syndicate]

Damn some of ya'll are some shallow superficial people. :lol She might not be "bangin," but she is pretty, has a nice voice too. If they make each other happy, well that's the point right? So what's the problem?

Plus they might just be hangin out. It's all gravy either way in my book.

[Le Shaqtus]

She cute.

[masonanddixon]

Tattoos on non-African, non-PNGian people look aboslutely retarded

[ErhnamDjinn]

Meh he could have had this and he chose prison girl

http://philnews.ph/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/KC-Concepcion-Chandler-Parsons.jpg

[no pun intended]

http://i.imgur.com/Aso6HtI.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/dSG1bYC.jpg

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7set6co7D1r2hetv.jpg

[lilteapot]

Those tattoos are stupid as ****

[RoseCity07]

Just on her looks she's a 5/10