sweggeh
09-04-2014, 05:46 PM
So now that the dust has somewhat settled, lets review the wild happenings of the last week in celebrity world and pick out the winners and the losers of "The Fappening".
LOSER - Jennifer Lawrence
http://image-cdn.zap2it.com/photogallery/images/zap-jennifer-lawrence-pictures-034
Our good friend Katniss is undoubtedly the biggest loser of this scandal. Her good girl, quirky image has been well and truly shattered. Her PR team will need to give her a whole new personality after this. She also had by far the most images leaked, making her the face of the scandal. Its no suprise she has been silent (I believe?) on this issue thus far. Its always bad when nudes leak, but this was a devastating blow. Her last public slip up occured on the Oscar stairs. I fear this slip up will be much more difficult to play off and recover from.
LOSER - Jessica Brown Findlay
http://media.comicbook.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Jessica-Brown-Findlay-31.jpg
Wow. This video was pretty hard to watch. Its hard to be taken seriously on a show like Downton Abbey when the whole world has seen you begging to sniff a guys asshole. I really dont see her ever living that one down. Yikes.
Loser - Victoria Justice
http://stylenoted.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/victoria-justice-kids-choice-awards-2013-hair-makeup-h724.jpg
If only for that shockingly awkward picture of her crouched down, ****** spread on top of a sink, she has definitely come out a loser. She has since declared the pictures fake, but even if they are fake, a lot of people will have seen them and believed it. It is a definite hit.
Winner - Ariana Grande
http://cdn.idolator.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/02/ariana-grande-600x450.jpg
In comparison, Grande's pictures really werent that bad. Only a couple of pics, no unflattering angles, and in fact has actually improved some people opinions of her. There are rumours the ass pic wasnt her, but even if it isnt Im sure a lot of guys out there will be attributing that random girls nice ass to her.
BIG WINNER - Emma Watson
http://www.elle.com/cm/elle/images/ok/elle-04-april-cover-emma-watson-0414-h-xln.jpg
The undisputed winner of the last week is undoubtedly Emma Watson. She has just sat back and watched all her competition crash and burn. Maybe she is lucky, maybe she just doesnt take nudes, or maybe she just uses Samsung. However it happened, this has been a great week in the life of Emma Watson.
Notable Mentions
Jameerthefear - His obsession with Ariana has finally come to end when he finds out shes no better than Christy Mack. LOSER
iCloud - Monumental ****-up. Worst type of publicity. LOSER
Mr Im So Rad - I can only assume he has yet to unstick his tracksuit bottoms from his computer chair. WINNER
ISIS, Israel and Vladimir Putin - Received some momentary break from the attention on them. WINNERS
BrettandJenna - Enjoy prison LOSERS
RidonKs - Hes gay. LOSER
LOSER - Jennifer Lawrence
http://image-cdn.zap2it.com/photogallery/images/zap-jennifer-lawrence-pictures-034
Our good friend Katniss is undoubtedly the biggest loser of this scandal. Her good girl, quirky image has been well and truly shattered. Her PR team will need to give her a whole new personality after this. She also had by far the most images leaked, making her the face of the scandal. Its no suprise she has been silent (I believe?) on this issue thus far. Its always bad when nudes leak, but this was a devastating blow. Her last public slip up occured on the Oscar stairs. I fear this slip up will be much more difficult to play off and recover from.
LOSER - Jessica Brown Findlay
http://media.comicbook.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Jessica-Brown-Findlay-31.jpg
Wow. This video was pretty hard to watch. Its hard to be taken seriously on a show like Downton Abbey when the whole world has seen you begging to sniff a guys asshole. I really dont see her ever living that one down. Yikes.
Loser - Victoria Justice
http://stylenoted.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/victoria-justice-kids-choice-awards-2013-hair-makeup-h724.jpg
If only for that shockingly awkward picture of her crouched down, ****** spread on top of a sink, she has definitely come out a loser. She has since declared the pictures fake, but even if they are fake, a lot of people will have seen them and believed it. It is a definite hit.
Winner - Ariana Grande
http://cdn.idolator.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/02/ariana-grande-600x450.jpg
In comparison, Grande's pictures really werent that bad. Only a couple of pics, no unflattering angles, and in fact has actually improved some people opinions of her. There are rumours the ass pic wasnt her, but even if it isnt Im sure a lot of guys out there will be attributing that random girls nice ass to her.
BIG WINNER - Emma Watson
http://www.elle.com/cm/elle/images/ok/elle-04-april-cover-emma-watson-0414-h-xln.jpg
The undisputed winner of the last week is undoubtedly Emma Watson. She has just sat back and watched all her competition crash and burn. Maybe she is lucky, maybe she just doesnt take nudes, or maybe she just uses Samsung. However it happened, this has been a great week in the life of Emma Watson.
Notable Mentions
Jameerthefear - His obsession with Ariana has finally come to end when he finds out shes no better than Christy Mack. LOSER
iCloud - Monumental ****-up. Worst type of publicity. LOSER
Mr Im So Rad - I can only assume he has yet to unstick his tracksuit bottoms from his computer chair. WINNER
ISIS, Israel and Vladimir Putin - Received some momentary break from the attention on them. WINNERS
BrettandJenna - Enjoy prison LOSERS
RidonKs - Hes gay. LOSER