View Full Version : Only losers watch pron ..
IamRAMBO24
09-06-2014, 05:00 PM
If you can get a girl, you don't need to watch pron. Why would you want to stroke your tiny d*ck when you can have some girl do it for you with her mouth or t*ts? You know you are a loser if that's all you do. If you can't get off on the girl you are seeing, then stop dating ugly girls. Simple.
NBAplayoffs2001
09-06-2014, 05:02 PM
http://reaganpluscats.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Sad-Clown-Clown-Shortage.jpg
Smook A.
09-06-2014, 05:04 PM
Then why were you in that "Jennifer Lawrence leaked undies" thread? :lol
#number6ix#
09-06-2014, 05:05 PM
Fvck you... I met my wife on a porn website
dr.hee
09-06-2014, 05:07 PM
...and winners f*ck fat girls and make ISH threads about it, isn't that right Rambo?
Bandito
09-06-2014, 05:19 PM
...and winners f*ck fat girls and make ISH threads about it, isn't that right Rambo?
IAMRAMBO is one of the biggest loser of ISH. Small peepee (he's asian) and so ugly he can't get decent girls.
DonDadda59
09-06-2014, 05:23 PM
Virgin detected. Men in relationships/marriages have kept a secret stash of porn since the days of cavemen wall etchings.
http://cdn.timesofisrael.com/uploads/2014/01/2.jpg
http://bnn-news.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/ancient-porn-e1330862512972.jpg
It's just part of the nature of man. We can't help ourselves.
dr.hee
09-06-2014, 05:39 PM
IAMRAMBO is one of the biggest loser of ISH. Small peepee (he's asian) and so ugly he can't get decent girls.
That's no excuse. There are attractive Asians, look at Jeremy Lin.
http://i.imgur.com/T3HOQ.gif
Even Chandler Parsons thinks he's hot. You don't neet to rub your jizz all over the belly of a random fat chick if even Chandler Parsons is checking you out. So please leave other Asians out of this. OP would be a disgrace to any ethnicity, and it's not like it's their fault he looks like one of them. They're just as disgusted as we are.
BigBoss
09-06-2014, 05:45 PM
Says the 30 year old with 5 thousand posts
BigBoss
09-06-2014, 05:46 PM
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/717/897/7fc.gif
WORD
dr.hee
09-06-2014, 05:46 PM
Why can't we neg posters btw? Wanna neg Rambo to make his red bar longer. It's the longest red bar he'll ever have.
http://38.media.tumblr.com/e5fcbee1d6c59fa653e5e8be7ad338a6/tumblr_mn60ykvauW1r5rz9no1_500.gif
BigBoss
09-06-2014, 05:47 PM
Why can't we neg posters btw? Wanna neg Rambo to make his red bar longer. It's the longest red bar he'll ever have.
I dunno, but Jeff needs to bring it back. Green bars are for ******* with alts. People rep'd me into green after i made a thread about saluting my red bar brothers.
If you can get a girl, you don't need to watch pron. Why would you want to stroke your tiny d*ck when you can have some girl do it for you with her mouth or t*ts? You know you are a loser if that's all you do. If you can't get off on the girl you are seeing, then stop dating ugly girls. Simple.
Spoken like somebody who has never dealt with the reality of actually being with a girl.
NBAplayoffs2001
09-06-2014, 06:08 PM
I dunno, but Jeff needs to bring it back. Green bars are for ******* with alts. People rep'd me into green after i made a thread about saluting my red bar brothers.
I was green before that thread and I still repped you. Respect :rockon:
IamRAMBO24
09-06-2014, 06:20 PM
:oldlol: at all the *********ors defending their bad habit. :facepalm
1. You are a man.
2. You are jerking off.
3. If you are a man and you are jerking off, then you are getting off on a man.
4. Therefore, by definition, if you are getting off on a man then you are a homosexual.
This logic is full proof.
Bandito
09-06-2014, 06:20 PM
So op is a confirmed virgin since he watches porn all day?
BigBoss
09-06-2014, 06:26 PM
Iramble24/7 jerks off to his cousin's pics
DaSeba5
09-06-2014, 06:27 PM
This is the dumbest shit I've read all day and I just got here from the basketball forum.
Im so nba'd out
09-06-2014, 06:29 PM
nutted but she still sucking "to lazy to add letters to gif"
http://i.imgur.com/WfeO6Oz.gif
DaSeba5
09-06-2014, 06:31 PM
nutted but she still sucking "to lazy to add letters to gif"
http://i.imgur.com/WfeO6Oz.gif
:roll:
This is the dumbest shit I've read all day and I just got here from the basketball forum.
:lol :lol :lol
TheMan
09-06-2014, 07:10 PM
lol at the dude gettin a bj.
nutted but she still suckin
Pornography has always existed, ancient artifacts depicting people doing sex acts is proof we are horndogs and love recording chicks sucking our cawks :oldlol: People haven't really changed much from thousands of years ago, only thing that has changed is technology and that we're more informed (well, a lot us are anyways) than people back then...
:oldlol: at all the *********ors defending their bad habit. :facepalm
1. You are a man.
2. You are jerking off.
3. If you are a man and you are jerking off, then you are getting off on a man.
4. Therefore, by definition, if you are getting off on a man then you are a homosexual.
This logic is full proof.
So you only bang fat ugly women AND you don't watch porn? Your sex life is awesome. I'm so sad I'm not you.:lol
I've banged girls with porn on in the background and the same time. By your logic the universe might end.
HomieWeMajor
09-06-2014, 07:17 PM
http://i42.tinypic.com/vh6yvc.jpg
Nutted but he still suckin'
Milbuck
09-06-2014, 07:32 PM
:oldlol: at all the *********ors defending their bad habit. :facepalm
1. You are a man.
2. You are jerking off.
3. If you are a man and you are jerking off, then you are getting off on a man.
4. Therefore, by definition, if you are getting off on a man then you are a homosexual.
This logic is full proof.
:oldlol:
:oldlol: at all the *********ors defending their bad habit. :facepalm
1. You are a man.
2. You are jerking off.
3. If you are a man and you are jerking off, then you are getting off on a man.
4. Therefore, by definition, if you are getting off on a man then you are a homosexual.
This logic is full proof.
So you're saying you let men bathe you and wipe your ass?
kinky rambo
"fool proof" not "full poof" you fool
IamRAMBO24
09-06-2014, 09:16 PM
So you're saying you let men bathe you and wipe your ass?
kinky rambo
"fool proof" not "full poof" you fool
I misspell on purpose to give this illusion I'm not perfect.
IamRAMBO24
09-06-2014, 09:21 PM
Pornography has always existed, ancient artifacts depicting people doing sex acts is proof we are horndogs and love recording chicks sucking our cawks :oldlol: People haven't really changed much from thousands of years ago, only thing that has changed is technology and that we're more informed (well, a lot us are anyways) than people back then...
Get the f*ck out of here. Kids nowadays are just beating their meat wasting a good load of healthy viable sperm. I like to contain my puppies and spread it around like I'm Johnny f*ckin appleseed. Even fat girls are lucky enough to get a few of these extra strength puppies swimming up and down their ******s (and sometimes in their a*shole). Porn girls are too hot for these geeks and when they start facing the real world and going out with mediocre girls with a flat a*s, pimples, and crusty fingernails, their small weener will have a hard time getting it up. They can't please a woman so they end up beating their meat as solace for their miserable lives. It's a never ending cycle.
I misspell on purpose to give this illusion I'm not perfect.
Your grammar gets worse by the moment, are you sure you don't have some sort of disease or something that's affecting your brain?
TheMan
09-06-2014, 11:14 PM
Get the f*ck out of here. Kids nowadays are just beating their meat wasting a good load of healthy viable sperm. I like to contain my puppies and spread it around like I'm Johnny f*ckin appleseed. Even fat girls are lucky enough to get a few of these extra strength puppies swimming up and down their ******s (and sometimes in their a*shole). Porn girls are too hot for these geeks and when they start facing the real world and going out with mediocre girls with a flat a*s, pimples, and crusty fingernails, their small weener will have a hard time getting it up. They can't please a woman so they end up beating their meat as solace for their miserable lives. It's a never ending cycle.
:wtf: You're easily the weirdest dude here, I can't tell if you're trolling or if you're being serious
Im so nba'd out
09-06-2014, 11:58 PM
http://i42.tinypic.com/vh6yvc.jpg
Nutted but he still suckin'
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2510633/wadebrow.gif
SpecialQue
09-07-2014, 12:39 AM
http://cdn.timesofisrael.com/uploads/2014/01/2.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/g7IsB.gif
SpecialQue
09-07-2014, 12:44 AM
http://bnn-news.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/ancient-porn-e1330862512972.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/b9jLVkb.gif
DaSeba5
09-07-2014, 12:48 AM
Serious or not, the OP and this thread are very entertaining. :lol
DonD13
09-07-2014, 04:00 AM
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/zfb.gif
nutted but she still suckin
Norcaliblunt
09-07-2014, 05:54 AM
The only reason I **** is so I have something to think about when I *********e.
dunksby
09-07-2014, 06:18 AM
I rub it out to 90s porn.
Godzuki
09-07-2014, 11:50 AM
i swear u HAVE TO BE Alex Chiu....
tomtucker
09-07-2014, 12:21 PM
If you can get a girl, you don't need to watch pron. Why would you want to stroke your tiny d*ck when you can have some girl do it for you with her mouth or t*ts? You know you are a loser if that's all you do. If you can't get off on the girl you are seeing, then stop dating ugly girls. Simple.
we're not all asians dude !
Meticode
09-07-2014, 12:29 PM
nutted but she still sucking "to lazy to add letters to gif"
http://i.imgur.com/WfeO6Oz.gif
:roll:
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