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sweggeh
09-08-2014, 08:36 AM
And for most people you are much more closely related. Just something to remember for those people who are stuck with that "them against us" mentality.

niko
09-08-2014, 09:01 AM
I'm betting in your family that connection is way way lower, right?

JohnFreeman
09-08-2014, 09:03 AM
Everyone is related to knicksman? That is scary.

Bandito
09-08-2014, 09:08 AM
I'm in no way related to Dragic/Corleone?JT123/Encre or any of his alts.

MMM
09-08-2014, 09:28 AM
So next time I'm banging, the thought of being related to them is a real turn on.

DwnShft2Xcelr8
09-08-2014, 09:55 AM
So you're saying it's okay that I f*ck my first cousins? Thank you for the approval, OP.

StephHamann
09-08-2014, 10:15 AM
I'm betting in your family that connection is way way lower, right?

:lebronamazed:

Brizzly
09-08-2014, 12:05 PM
No I am not.

Myth
09-08-2014, 12:21 PM
And for most people you are much more closely related. Just something to remember for those people who are stuck with that "them against us" mentality.

I doubt that. There are small tribes that don't let anybody in.

sweggeh
09-08-2014, 12:25 PM
I doubt that. There are small tribes that don't let anybody in.

No, it is fact.

Myth
09-08-2014, 12:32 PM
No, it is fact.

Source? Evidence?

sweggeh
09-08-2014, 12:36 PM
Source? Evidence?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhtgINeaJWg

There have been many scientific theories on this, Im not sure how you havent heard.

Myth
09-08-2014, 12:37 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhtgINeaJWg

There have been many scientific theories on this, Im not sure how you havent heard.

Can't watch the video right now, but "theories" are not "facts."

sweggeh
09-08-2014, 12:43 PM
Can't watch the video right now, but "theories" are not "facts."

It is a fact. People get together and multiply. How can you NOT be related to everyone on Earth? Its only a "theory" because it is impossible to prove since all those people are dead and gone. But it is widely accepted as true by geneticists, who know way more about this than you and me.

Myth
09-08-2014, 12:45 PM
It is a fact. People get together and multiply. How can you NOT be related to everyone on Earth? Its only a "theory" because it is impossible to prove since all those people are dead and gone. But it is widely accepted as true by geneticists, who know way more about this than you and me.

You do realize that "impossible to prove" means it is not a fact, right? Widely accepted also does not = fact.

sweggeh
09-08-2014, 12:51 PM
You do realize that "impossible to prove" means it is not a fact, right? Widely accepted also does not = fact.

Okay, but it is as close to fact as possible. I can say the sun will come up tomorrow and it isnt a fact because it cannot be proven beyond all doubt. But it will happen, and we are all 50th cousins in the least.

Myth
09-08-2014, 12:53 PM
Okay, but it is as close to fact as possible. I can say the sun will come up tomorrow and it isnt a fact because it cannot be proven beyond all doubt. But it will happen, and we are all 50th cousins in the least.

It is highly possible. I am just saying it isn't a fact.

Btw, the sun won't come up. The earth will rotate which will allow us to see the sun again. :D

Inactive
09-08-2014, 01:08 PM
It is highly possible. I am just saying it isn't a fact.

Btw, the sun won't come up. The earth will rotate which will allow us to see the sun again. :DIt may not be a fact that we're all 50th cousins, or closer. Maybe there is some island tribe which diverged early, and hasn't interbred with outsiders for thousands of years. But most humans are probably closer than 50th cousins.


Without pedigree collapse, a person's ancestor tree is a binary tree, formed by the person, the parents (2), the grandparents (4), great-grandparents (8), and so on. However, the number of individuals in such a tree grows exponentially and will eventually become impossibly high. For example, a single individual alive today would, over 30 generations going back to the High Middle Ages, have 2^{30} or roughly a billion ancestors, more than the total world population at the time.[2]

This apparent paradox is explained by shared ancestors, referred to as pedigree collapse. Instead of consisting of all unique individuals, a tree may have multiple places occupied by a single individual. This typically happens when the parents of an ancestor are related to each other (sometimes unbeknownst to themselves).[3][4] For example, the offspring of two first cousins has at most only six great-grandparents instead of the normal eight. This reduction in the number of ancestors is pedigree collapse. It collapses the ancestor tree into a directed acyclic graph.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgXu19LNYEk

[QUOTE]With 5% of individuals migrating out of their home town, 0.05%
migrating out of their home country, and 95% of port users born in
the country fromwhich the port emanates, the simulations produce
a mean MRCA date of 1,415 BC and a mean IA date of 5,353 BC.
Interestingly, the MRCAs are nearly always found in eastern Asia.
This is due to the proximity of this region to both Eurasia and either
the remote Pacific islands or the Americas, allowing the MRCA

sweggeh
09-08-2014, 01:21 PM
It is highly possible. I am just saying it isn't a fact.

Btw, the sun won't come up. The earth will rotate which will allow us to see the sun again. :D

Fair enough :coleman:

KNOW1EDGE
09-08-2014, 01:27 PM
Why is OP still allowed on this sight?

Honestly, I don't get it.

sweggeh
09-08-2014, 01:30 PM
Why is OP still allowed on this sight?

Honestly, I don't get it.

Why is your mouth affixed so tightly to my asshole? You cant seem to avoid following me and talking shit.

KNOW1EDGE
09-08-2014, 01:32 PM
Why is your mouth affixed so tightly to my asshole? You cant seem to avoid following me and talking shit.

It's difficult to avoid you because you post multiple, horrible threads on the daily.

I would be annoyed by any f*ckboy who does that, you aren't special sweetheart.

sweggeh
09-08-2014, 01:35 PM
It's difficult to avoid you because you post multiple, horrible threads on the daily.

I would be annoyed by any f*ckboy who does that, you aren't special sweetheart.

Rationalize it how you want bro. Its pretty obvious at this point Im living in your head rent free.

step_back
09-08-2014, 01:39 PM
The thought that I could be closer related to you lot than I previously thought makes me feel nauseous and quite frankly suicidal.

Myth
09-08-2014, 01:46 PM
The thought that I could be closer related to you lot than I previously thought makes me feel nauseous and quite frankly suicidal.

:lol

tomtucker
09-08-2014, 02:39 PM
:eek: ...........so [B]that

Myth
09-08-2014, 02:41 PM
[QUOTE=tomtucker]:eek: ...........so [B]that

Draz
09-08-2014, 04:29 PM
Hopefully I banged one already

RidonKs
09-08-2014, 04:36 PM
ha that's neat