What's the worst thing a girl you liked ever told you?

[glidedrxlr22]

There was this girl ages ago at the gym I used to go to. She would talk to me all the time and she knew I liked her. One day she tells me....."If I had a daughter I would let you marry her....." Meaning I was a good guy, but she herself didn't necessarily want a good guy. In my mind I was like WTF! :facepalm :banghead: That's the last time I allowed myself to be friend-zoned.

[NBAplayoffs2001]

There was this girl ages ago at the gym I used to go to. She would talk to me all the time and she knew I liked her. One day she tells me....."If I had a daughter I would let you marry her....." Meaning I was a good guy, but she herself didn't necessarily want a good guy. In my mind I was like WTF! :facepalm :banghead: That's the last time I allowed myself to be friend-zoned.

"You are a maniac, seek help"

[riseagainst]

"is it in yet?"

:(

[Nick Young]

dont remember specific times but anyone time I was friendzoned. Middle school and freshman year I sucked with girls so bad and got friendzoned so many times:lol Luckily my skillz got slightly better nowadays, after those early years of failure:banana:

[NBAplayoffs2001]

dont remember specific times but anyone time I was friendzoned. Middle school and freshman year I sucked with girls so bad and got friendzoned so many times:lol Luckily my skillz got slightly better nowadays, after those early years of failure:banana:

My goat year was 15 lmao. I got about 6-7 different numbers from really cute girls. Texted like crazy

[Crown&Coke]

"I love you..... like a brother"

[Brokenbeat]

"I love you..... like a brother"

That could be a good thing if you're in the south :confusedshrug:

[LOLCATS]

My first girlfriend. For those who read my threads you will already know what it was lol. But it was only terrible at the time, it was nothing really when we moved past it.

[Cactus-Sack]

My first girlfriend. For those who read my threads you will already know what it was lol. But it was only terrible at the time, it was nothing really when we moved past it.

Was waiting for this..........

[JebronLames]

"I hate LeBron."

[nathanjizzle]

"you seem like a really nice guy, and im sure youll find someone"

[NumberSix]

How has NOBODY said... "I'm pregnant"? :confusedshrug:

[Smook A.]

"You're not my taste"

[Quizno]

My first girlfriend. For those who read my threads you will already know what it was lol. But it was only terrible at the time, it was nothing really when we moved past it.
by girlfriend do you mean boyfriend?

[Bandito]

"I don't like white guys"

[TheReal Kendall]

How has NOBODY said... "I'm pregnant"? :confusedshrug:

Yeah gotta go with this one.


I got this stripper pregnant and that was the worst summer of my life. All I did was drink and smoke weed everyday. And she wasn't a smart stripper she was one of the dumb ones.

She had a miscarriage though so everything turned out good.

And no I didn't raw dog her. The condom broke and we was drunk.

[sweggeh]

Yeah gotta go with this one.


I got this stripper pregnant and that was the worst summer of my life. All I did was drink and smoke weed everyday. And she wasn't a smart stripper she was one of the dumb ones.

She had a miscarriage though so everything turned out good.

And no I didn't raw dog her. The condom broke and we was drunk.

Damn...didn't think you were the type bro.

[Budadiiii]

"you're not perfect, you make mistakes too.... stop acting so arrogant towards people and maybe I wouldn't be such a bitch to you"

Shit cut me deep and still does to this day.

Haven't deleted the text tho. Never will.

[TheReal Kendall]

Damn...didn't think you were the type bro.
Type?

[sweggeh]

Type?

From the way you type its hard to tell you spend time drinking, smoking weed and impregnating strippers.

I dunno, maybe its just me.

[Done_And_Done]

"Is there poop on it?"

[oarabbus]

"Is there poop on it?"

:biggums:

[Derka]

"I love you too"

Two weeks before her ex climbed back into the picture.

[Angel Face]

Is it in yet?

[KyleKong]

"I'm a man"

[L.Kizzle]

"No!"

"Get away from me"

"Why?"

"I'm single, but I'm not looking for a relationship right now ... Who's your friend?"

"I'm calling the cops. NOW!"

"My brother's in a gang"

"I like girls"

"I'm on my period"

"I don't feel good"

"Not today, I'm tired"

[fsvr54]

That I'm too white

[outbreak]

Hasn't happened to me but I imagine a bad one would be

"That was amazing, hey by the way could you drive me to school tomorrow?"

[fsvr54]

"I'm single, but I'm not looking for a relationship right now ... Who's your friend?"


This one sucks man

When a girl you like is into some dude you know is obviously inferior to you

[HylianNightmare]

My last boyfriend was black

[outbreak]

My last boyfriend was black
:biggums:

[Orlando Magic]

This one sucks man

When a girl you like is into some dude you know is obviously inferior to you

*IF* that's actually true it's probably because of money, personality, looks, or some combination... in which case... he's not inferior.

But if you are more wealthy, you are funnier, you are better looking and you are stronger and not a *****, that says more about her than it does you.

[GimmeThat]

she turned her brother into her daddy


issues.

[TylerOO]

That could be a good thing if you're in the south :confusedshrug:

or white.

[Real14]

How has NOBODY said... "I'm pregnant"? :confusedshrug:
Only if she's fat and ugly.

[Im so nba'd out]

"Your penvs is way to big for me... GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"

:(

[Im so nba'd out]

i meant to say "you're not ugly....you're just not my type"


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[JohnFreeman]

Don't go in the shitter for 10 minutes...

[RoseCity07]

:lebronamazed:
My last boyfriend was black

[J.101]

"I'm a virgin" and "I don't believe in having sex till I meet the one"

Dafuq bitch :biggums:

[L.Kizzle]

"I'm a virgin" and "I don't believe in having sex till I meet the one"

Dafuq bitch :biggums:
Had a bich with 2 kids tell me that. Talkin bout she saved. Bich you better save my nuts.

[Draz]

My ex uses magnums

[East_Stone_Ya]

''glad to have a friend like you'' :(

[L.Kizzle]

My ex uses magnums
Damn your toddler condoms didn't do the trick?

Should have told that bich everyone ain't Lex Steele.

[MMM]

girls don't speak to me :(

[Tarik One]

"I need some money". BEFORE you've even smashed

[Magic731]

"You're my best friend."