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Im Still Ballin
09-12-2014, 11:43 AM
Mines the Head kick. Been working diligently on my mobility, been kicking my boys in the head all week. Good fun.

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PullupJay
09-12-2014, 12:06 PM
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stalkerforlife
09-12-2014, 12:07 PM
Finger in the eye.

Fudge
09-12-2014, 12:08 PM
Finger in the eye.
:roll:

NBAplayoffs2001
09-12-2014, 12:10 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgidYOsa8gU

stalkerforlife
09-12-2014, 12:10 PM
:roll:

:banana:

And i'm serious. If I am losing, especially in front of people, the finger goes in that eye.

I recommend it.

Im Still Ballin
09-12-2014, 12:17 PM
Taking a page out of the Jon Jones playbook. Wise.

Orlando Magic
09-12-2014, 12:20 PM
:banana:

And i'm serious. If I am losing, especially in front of people, the finger goes in that eye.

I recommend it.

If I was fighting someone, and they put a finger in my eye... I'd go from fighting them to actively trying to kill them.

sweggeh
09-12-2014, 12:22 PM
Finger in the eye.

Its so cowardly, so intelligent, so underhanded, so sneaky. It suits you to a tee.

nathanjizzle
09-12-2014, 12:23 PM
the stone cold stunner

ArbitraryWater
09-12-2014, 12:25 PM
http://cdn1.sbnation.com/fan_shot_images/307173/3oHyVKs.gif

:roll:

LJJ
09-12-2014, 12:28 PM
Put my hands up palms forward in the "I give up" stance. Then kick in the nuts.

TheMan
09-12-2014, 12:37 PM
The headbutt to the mouth/nose area is the GOAT opening move. I'm a laidback guy, I will always try to use dialogue to resolve a dispute but some dudes are hotheads and aren't hearing it. This move is especially effective against these morons because they love getting in your grill. When they do this, a perfectly executed headbutt is a vicious first strike that staggers the opponent and lets you move in for the kill.

As I said, I try to avoid fights but sometimes you need to stand your ground. I've had 6 fights in my lifetime and 1-1 without this move but 4-0 since I started using it. I actually got that move from a former friend of mine, he was always getting into fights and had an impressive record when he used the headbutt.

edit; Just wanted to reiterate why I love this move, whenever the other guy leaves space between you and him, the chances that cooler heads prevail are a whole lot better than that of those who invade your personal space and get right in your face. When they do that, either you'll have to do a whole lot of backtracking or shit will get real. The headbutt allows it to be a quick fight in your favor if done correctly, I recommend it.

Im Still Ballin
09-12-2014, 12:40 PM
If you guys were smart you'd pull out the head kick. It's the tactical nuke of maneuvers. One clean clonk to the temple and it's all sweet home alaBAMa from here.

Rake2204
09-12-2014, 12:42 PM
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TheMan
09-12-2014, 01:17 PM
If you guys were smart you'd pull out the head kick. It's the tactical nuke of maneuvers. One clean clonk to the temple and it's all sweet home alaBAMa from here.
That's a high risk high reward move though, if the other dude is quick, he could get you off balance pretty easily. My brother studied martial arts and that would be a mistake to use against him. He's really good defensively and is a counter attacker. Depending on what you do, he has a counter attack for it. If you get too close, a swift kick stomp above the knee or if you take a swing, he'll grab your arm and jam it at the elbow area. When we were younger, I got into a few fights with him as almost all brothers have and I'm not making that mistake anymore and he's younger than me :oldlol:

joe
09-12-2014, 01:29 PM
Black out/become numb to pain/swing wildly like a psycho. The headbutt seems nice too.

DonDadda59
09-12-2014, 01:32 PM
The Cleveland Steamer.

JohnnySic
09-12-2014, 01:32 PM
I summon zombies and aliens and they clean house for me.

TylerOO
09-12-2014, 02:30 PM
If you guys were smart you'd pull out the head kick. It's the tactical nuke of maneuvers. One clean clonk to the temple and it's all sweet home alaBAMa from here.

Not sure why but this post had me cracking the **** up. :roll: :roll: :roll:

TylerOO
09-12-2014, 02:31 PM
This thread is hilarious.

L.Kizzle
09-12-2014, 02:36 PM
But for real, a good body shot.

That's the most unsuspected move in a street fight. Boys don't guards their body and don't prepare to get hit in a body. A good body shot and the fight is a wrap. If they don't go down all the way, a good short jab while they're bent over will do the trick.

Rake2204
09-12-2014, 02:51 PM
If I have double swords, I'll often employ Leonardo's TMNT III: The Manhattan Project special spin jump slice hit strike, but I have to be careful because it zaps my energy. Good for when I'm surrounded.

http://dorando.emuverse.com/images/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-2-the-manhattan-project.3.png

alenleomessi
09-12-2014, 03:08 PM
cant go wrong with the good ol
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Godzuki
09-12-2014, 03:57 PM
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/2086940/windmill-fighting-for-dummies-o.gif

Lebron23
09-12-2014, 04:08 PM
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This is what's going to happen to carrot boy if he challenges me in a fight.

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ace23
09-12-2014, 04:12 PM
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Cactus-Sack
09-13-2014, 03:20 AM
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