Update on Pauk's Jordan/Kobe Flopping Compliation

[russwest0]

Slow but surprisingly well! I mean i am only 26 games in but have 19 flops accumulated (as legit as most of those Lebron "flops"), many more games to go... i expected to watch at least two games per day but that seems to be wishful thinking with my schedule. I can really just finish it a bit earlier if i am to impatient, but then again im not doing this to show you that Jordan flopped, there is a couple of videos out there that show you he did, but im doing this to show you that anybody can look like a big flopper or even the biggest flopper ever and for that i want a bit more content....... :)

By simply watching all/most career games of a player and nitpick for all the flops that player ever did you can make anybody look like a flopper.... trust me on this one, after im done with Jordan you maybe will....

You hear that ISH...? NINETEEN flops accumulated?

It's on it's way boys :pimp:

[J Shuttlesworth]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYk2nA-Suzs

[moe94]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYk2nA-Suzs
:oldlol:

[JT123]

I have a feeling that once Pauk does release it all the Jordan stans are gonna cry to the mods that Pauk is trolling, and thus the thread will be closed. Jordan stans are even more sensitive than Kobe stans, which is REALLY saying something. :oldlol:

[Beastmode88]

I have a feeling that once Pauk does release it all the Jordan stans are gonna cry to the mods that Pauk is trolling, and thus the thread will be closed. Jordan stans are even more sensitive than Kobe stans, which is REALLY saying something. :oldlol:

Pauk said kobe and mj flops more than lebron.. That's a tall order to fill. You might think what i'm about to say is a troll but MJ/Kobe were never scrutinized for flopping like Lebron is today. We have kids going around flopping in real life and they call it Lebroning. What the hell is that?

[JT123]

Pauk said kobe and mj flops more than lebron.. That's a tall order to fill. You might think what i'm about to say is a troll but MJ/Kobe were never scrutinized for flopping like Lebron is today. We have kids going around flopping in real life and they call it Lebroning. What the hell is that?
Well there was no social media in Jordan's era, so that explains him not being known as a flopper.
Kobe on the other hand is a verbal flopper. Always screaming out "ayyyy" and flailing his arms whenever a defender is playing defense too well on him. But of course it's not as entertaining and funny to make gifs out of that stuff.

[JohnFreeman]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYk2nA-Suzs
:applause:

[gts]

what we're going to find is Pauk's version of flopping is a whole bunch different then everyone elses

[Craven Morehead]

The update is that the flopping collection of Jordan and Kobe is non-existent, just like pauk manhood.

[Trollsmasher]

can't wait
mother****er got my hyped up, if he fails to deliver, i'll rip his throat out

[Kvnzhangyay]

The update is that the flopping collection of Jordan and Kobe is non-existent, just like pauk manhood.

I don't think u were old enough to watch either Kobe or Jordan if your saying something like that :facepalm

[Craven Morehead]

I don't think u were old enough to watch either Kobe or Jordan if your saying something like that :facepalm

That's cute coming from you. Show us this wonderful flopping collection.

[Angel Face]

Pauk gone missing like his idol in the 4th quarter.

[Craven Morehead]

Pauk gone missing like his idol in the 4th quarter.

:lol

Old joke but still funny as hell.

[SpecialQue]

Pauk's just like Lebron and Lebron's dad...bailing when times get tough.

[Kvnzhangyay]

That's cute coming from you. Show us this wonderful flopping collection.

So you concede its true?

I don't record/watch footage of old games that I already watched before sorry

[AlphaWolf24]

Pauk's just like Lebron and Lebron's dad...bailing when times get tough.


oooohhhhhh....sh!t



Pauk you slippin.......I thought Croats were hard?

[jstern]

I've never seen Jordan nor Kobe flopping. The gifs of Kobe flopping that I've seen posted here seemed to be legit falling, or tripping, or whatever.

Jordan played in a more physical league, so flopping just wouldn't be as effective in his era.

Want to stop flopping, make the league more physical. It would make it much harder to sell any little contact, thus dramatically reducing it.

[Cocaine80s]

I've never seen Jordan nor Kobe flopping. The gifs of Kobe flopping that I've seen posted here seemed to be legit falling, or tripping, or whatever.

Jordan played in a more physical league, so flopping just wouldn't be as effective in his era.

Want to stop flopping, make the league more physical. It would make it much harder to sell any little contact, thus dramatically reducing it.
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs4/2151134_o.gif

[jstern]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs4/2151134_o.gif

Like I said, I've never seen Kobe flopping.

In this flopping era people confuse legitimate reactions, falls as flopping. Many fans have no real sense of all the different ways a body would react if got hit hard and its current position. They have no sense of the reality that the body will try to balance itself through reflexes, depending on their current state of balance. If it's falling, it will fall a proper way to avoid injury.

I mean, some people truly have absolutely no concept at all of balance and reflexes. Perhaps they're fat, never played any sports not even as a hobby. Or perhaps they simply can't visualize how their body would react.

[WindmiLL]

Like I said, I've never seen Kobe flopping.

In this flopping era people confuse legitimate reactions, falls as flopping. Many fans have no real sense of all the different ways a body would react if got hit hard and its current position. They have no sense of the reality that the body will try to balance itself through reflexes, depending on their current state of balance. If it's falling, it will fall a proper way to avoid injury.

I mean, some people truly have absolutely no concept at all of balance and reflexes. Perhaps they're fat, never played any sports not even as a hobby. Or perhaps they simply can't visualize how their body would react.


Go into Lebron flopping thread then and defend Lebron the same way you defend Kobe. Half of the flops in there there a legitimate contact at first.

I mean this is considered a flop, where there is pretty hard contact between the players. Yea Lebron flails his arms afterwards and tries to sell the contact but Kobe does this almost after every missed shot aswell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebN3q-VCWWE

[Marchesk]

I mean this is considered a flop, where there is pretty hard contact between the players. Yea Lebron flails his arms afterwards and tries to sell the contact but Kobe does this almost after every missed shot aswell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebN3q-VCWWE

It's a flop because not only did Lebron flail to sell it on his way down, he spent 2 minutes walking around holding his neck, when Chandler's push was to his back. Lebron is built like a tank. Imagine Shaq pulling something like that. It's so over the top. Most of the time, there's no reason for Lebron to even be on the ground.

[jstern]

Go into Lebron flopping thread then and defend Lebron the same way you defend Kobe. Half of the flops in there there a legitimate contact at first.

I mean this is considered a flop, where there is pretty hard contact between the players. Yea Lebron flails his arms afterwards and tries to sell the contact but Kobe does this almost after every missed shot aswell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebN3q-VCWWE

I've already defended Lebron on that play, over two years ago, because he did get hit hard and some people just couldn't accept that. Though the way he flailed his arm did seem like a flopping reflex, something that perhaps he automatically does to try to draw attention. So I would have picked a better example than that video.


It's a flop because not only did Lebron flail to sell it on his way down, he spent 2 minutes walking around holding his neck, when Chandler's push was to his back. Lebron is built like a tank. Imagine Shaq pulling something like that. It's so over the top. Most of the time, there's no reason for Lebron to even be on the ground.

I've gotten hit like that before and the pain is on your neck. It hurts like hell, and I just wanted to know who did it to beat the hell out of them.

[Brokenbeat]

http://imageshack.us/a/img203/3708/jordanhatesfloppers.gif


This still cracks me up (Doc just looks ashamed). :roll:

[Cocaine80s]

Like I said, I've never seen Kobe flopping.

In this flopping era people confuse legitimate reactions, falls as flopping. Many fans have no real sense of all the different ways a body would react if got hit hard and its current position. They have no sense of the reality that the body will try to balance itself through reflexes, depending on their current state of balance. If it's falling, it will fall a proper way to avoid injury.

I mean, some people truly have absolutely no concept at all of balance and reflexes. Perhaps they're fat, never played any sports not even as a hobby. Or perhaps they simply can't visualize how their body would react.
if you dont think thats flopping then you are just delusional.

the only part that touched Lebron was his arms, theres no way that could knock him down 5 feet away

we've all been hit with screens before buddy, it seems like youre the one that has no concept of balance

[Genaro]

Is he really wasting his time doing this?

[dannywpt]

You can't find 1 flop from either Kobe or Jordan that can even come near Bran's top 10 flops.

If you disagree, please go ahead and prove me wrong

And as someone said, if this ever comes out, Pauk will come with his very own new explanation of "what flopping really is".

[Asukal]

I have a feeling that once Pauk does release it all the Jordan stans are gonna cry to the mods that Pauk is trolling, and thus the thread will be closed. Jordan stans are even more sensitive than Kobe stans, which is REALLY saying something. :oldlol:

Pauk has a better chance of "releasing" after fapping to bran's physique than finding Jordan flops. :oldlol:

[JT123]

You can't find 1 flop from either Kobe or Jordan that can even come near Bran's top 10 flops.

If you disagree, please go ahead and prove me wrong

And as someone said, if this ever comes out, Pauk will come with his very own new explanation of "what flopping really is".http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1957833/kobefail.gif
Can someone please rationally explain to me how this is a "natural" reaction to getting stuffed? :facepalm

[Warfan]

The denial is real. Pauk's coming with a vengeance, years of being constantly shit on by kobe & mj stans has pushed him to this point. You can't stop him, just be prepared...

[Magic 32]

http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1957833/kobefail.gif
Can someone please rationally explain to me how this is a "natural" reaction to getting stuffed? :facepalm

Kyle Lowry from behind.

[Magic 32]

The denial is real. Pauk's coming with a vengeance, years of being constantly shit on by kobe & mj stans has pushed him to this point. You can't stop him, just be prepared...

:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcbag5iSz81rf61hbo1_500.gif

[Bandito]

http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1957833/kobefail.gif
Can someone please rationally explain to me how this is a "natural" reaction to getting stuffed? :facepalm
He landed on leg genius.

[pauk]

Oh look, another thread about me.

Calm down guys, you will have it soon. I can give you a trailer if you really are that impatient...

..and for the 100000nd time, Jordan is my only target right now, Kobe would be to easy (much more games/footage out there & he indeed has flopped more).

[ballinhun8]

http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1957833/kobefail.gif
Can someone please rationally explain to me how this is a "natural" reaction to getting stuffed? :facepalm



Its natural because he's embarrassed he got blocked. I would be too and try to get a foul out of it.


Not a flop tho. Just him being embarrassed IMHO.

[SpecialQue]

Oh look, another thread about me.

Calm down guys, you will have it soon. I can give you a trailer if you really are that impatient...

..and for the 100000nd time, Jordan is my only target right now, Kobe would be to easy (much more games/footage out there & he indeed has flopped more).

Yes. Do this. Because right now two other posters have provided more Jordan flopping footage than you have. You've produced NOTHING, meanwhile you're the one who made the claim that Jordan flopped more than Lebron.

[Heavincent]

..and for the 100000nd time, Jordan is my only target right now, Kobe would be to easy (much more games/footage out there & he indeed has flopped more).

I guess that's why you still haven't provided more than 3 gifs of Kobe flopping.

[TheMarkMadsen]

Pauk honestly believes Kobe has flopped more than Lebron :roll: :roll:

[Beastmode88]

Pauk honestly believes Kobe has flopped more than Lebron :roll: :roll:

I still cant believe he said that :facepalm Going to backfire.

[Hey Yo]

Yes. Do this. Because right now two other posters have provided more Jordan flopping footage than you have. You've produced NOTHING, meanwhile you're the one who made the claim that Jordan flopped more than Lebron.
Stop posting, ass.

[chazzy]

Stop posting, ass.
"Leave pauk alone :lebroncry: "

[Hey Yo]

"Leave pauk alone :lebroncry: "
You don't know the premise behind my post.

Todd Bridges wearing the aviators does.

[Magic 32]

Jordan is my only target right now, Kobe would be to easy (much more games/footage out there & he indeed has flopped more).

http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1rkkqeU9D1rqfhi2o1_400.gif

[SpecialQue]

Stop posting, ass.

Nicely played.

For reference:

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=353635

[ArbitraryWater]

He landed on leg genius.

NEVER be a Kobe apologist :lol

LeBron's a flopper, and I hate that about him... It's not what men should do.

Don't deny daaa footage

[DJ Leon Smith]

Oh look, another thread about me.

Calm down guys, you will have it soon. I can give you a trailer if you really are that impatient...

..and for the 100000nd time, Jordan is my only target right now, Kobe would be to easy (much more games/footage out there & he indeed has flopped more).

Give us a trailer in six hours with 12 Jordan flops and I'll paypal you $100 dollars. If you don't you never post again. Deal?

Nope because you're a flaming bundle of sticks. Have a nice day.

[pauk]

NEVER be a Kobe apologist :lol

LeBron's a flopper, and I hate that about him... It's not what men should do.

Don't deny daaa footage

Lebron indeed has flopped, thats not the problem here, the problem is that some of these toddlers believe Jordan or especially Kobe never flopped... never understood why they go "Jordan/Kobe" anyways, like the Kobe stans want to believe these two are equals or something (in any department)....

[Beastmode88]

Lebron indeed has flopped, thats not the problem here, the problem is that some of these toddlers believe Jordan or especially Kobe never flopped... never understood why they go "Jordan/Kobe" anyways, like the Kobe stans want to believe these two are equals or something (in any department)....

Still waiting on this preview. :sleeping

[Sarcastic]

Just show us 1 Jordan flop please.

[JT123]

Lebron indeed has flopped, thats not the problem here, the problem is that some of these toddlers believe Jordan or especially Kobe never flopped... never understood why they go "Jordan/Kobe" anyways, like the Kobe stans want to believe these two are equals or something (in any department)....
:lebronamazed:

[JT123]

Kyle Lowry from behind.
:facepalm He makes NO contact with Lowry whatsoever. I knew the Kobe stans were gonna come up with some lame excuse for their boy's obvious and shameless flop! :lol :lol :lol :lol

[pauk]

Just show us 1 Jordan flop please.

Sure... but ill give you 4 instead for now:

https://imageshack.com/a/img904/499/2PUcW8.gif

http://share.gifyoutube.com/AWkQVp.gif

http://share.gifyoutube.com/ZP3DR4.gif

http://share.gifyoutube.com/ZQ6rbw.gif

This is absolutely nothing, dont want to spoil....

[20Four]

Sure... but ill give you 4 instead:

https://imageshack.com/a/img904/499/2PUcW8.gif

http://share.gifyoutube.com/AWkQVp.gif

http://share.gifyoutube.com/ZP3DR4.gif

http://share.gifyoutube.com/ZQ6rbw.gif

This is absolutely nothing, dont want to spoil....

Lol you are one sad human being....50 year old virgin lol :facepalm :facepalm

[pauk]

Lol you are one sad human being....50 year old virgin lol :facepalm :facepalm

k...

[Nash]

where do you find the games?

[Magic 32]

This is absolutely nothing, dont want to spoil....

That's right :roll: :roll: :roll:

He trying to taking a charge on every one of those.

[pauk]

where do you find the games?

I have around 100 VHS jordan games recorded throughout the 90s growing up, half of them converted/recorded to DVD disks or to my PC. Then i have also downloaded alot of games from the net throughout the last decade (davka, torrents, other sites & nba mix/video/games forums).

I absolutely love Jordan.... but i am telling you, anybody managed to flop.... you will see very soon when i am done... he will look like the goat flopper... :)

[Hey Yo]

The one against Isaiah looks like MJ took an upper cut from Tyson, except there was no contact.

[pauk]

That's right :roll: :roll: :roll:

He trying to taking a charge on every one of those.

Yep?

...and what is Lebron trying to do here? This is from your "Ultimate Lebron flopping GIF collection" afterall..................................

http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/thumb/601982365.gif
http://i.minus.com/iIvotPrwmv4rr.gif

Do you see any difference between these and the above Jordan 4? Tell me.... Hell, actually these Lebron "flops" looked much less to be flops compared to those 4....

In this one Jordan didnt even got touched....

http://share.gifyoutube.com/ZP3DR4.gif

[Hey Yo]

Magic32 just got ruined.

[DatAsh]

Ehh none of those look at all like flops to me(including the Lebron ones).

Just look like guys taking a charge.

[Beastmode88]

Yep?

...and what is Lebron trying to do here? This is from your "Ultimate Lebron flopping GIF collection" afterall..................................

http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/thumb/601982365.gif
http://i.minus.com/iIvotPrwmv4rr.gif

Do you see any difference between these and the above Jordan 4? Tell me.... Hell, actually these Lebron "flops" looked much less to be flops compared to those 4....

Lebron has 45 pounds on MJ... :coleman:

[pauk]

Ehh none of those look at all like flops to me(including the Lebron ones).

Just look like guys taking a charge.

Exactly.... im doing this only by Magic32's standards / criteria of what a flop is.... he is making my job extremly easy....

[Cocaine80s]

Magic32 just got ruined.
this.
:roll:

[Sarcastic]

Sure... but ill give you 4 instead for now:

https://imageshack.com/a/img904/499/2PUcW8.gif

http://share.gifyoutube.com/AWkQVp.gif

http://share.gifyoutube.com/ZP3DR4.gif

http://share.gifyoutube.com/ZQ6rbw.gif

This is absolutely nothing, dont want to spoil....


You should head back to the drawing board, because none of these are flops. They are him trying to sell contact that was actually made, and draw a charge.

[pauk]

You should head back to the drawing board, because none of these are flops. They are him trying to sell contact that was actually made, and draw a charge.

Again, exactly, neither do i consider it flopping..... but if you are circlejerking over Lebron "flops" in Magic32's "Lebron flop GIF collection" thread like those 2 at the top of the page, then im sure you will be fine with Jordan doing the same......

However.... in this one i struggle to see contact:

http://share.gifyoutube.com/ZP3DR4.gif


I have many more like that where there is zero contact and he acts like he got sniped by the Predator....


...everybody gets caught....

[DatAsh]

Again, exactly, neither do i consider it flopping..... but if you are circlejerking over Lebron "flops" in Magic32's "Lebron flop GIF collection" thread like those 2 at the top of the page, then im sure you will be fine with Jordan doing the same......

However.... in this one i struggle to see contact:

http://share.gifyoutube.com/ZP3DR4.gif


I have many more like that where there is zero contact and he acts like he got sniped by the Predator....


...everybody gets caught....

It seems like he's trying to avoid getting hit in the face by Isiah's elbow there.

[Sarcastic]

Again, exactly, neither do i consider it flopping..... but if you are circlejerking over Lebron "flops" in Magic32's "Lebron flop GIF collection" thread like those 2 at the top of the page, then im sure you will be fine with Jordan doing the same......

However.... in this one i struggle to see contact:

http://share.gifyoutube.com/ZP3DR4.gif


I have many more like that where there is zero contact and he acts like he got sniped by the Predator....


...everybody gets caught....

His right elbow hits his chest.

[SpecialQue]

Sure... but ill give you 4 instead for now:

https://imageshack.com/a/img904/499/2PUcW8.gif

http://share.gifyoutube.com/AWkQVp.gif

http://share.gifyoutube.com/ZP3DR4.gif

http://share.gifyoutube.com/ZQ6rbw.gif

This is absolutely nothing, dont want to spoil....

For fvcks sake, two of those are two that I already posted in my thread. Not only are you a flake, but you're also lazy.

[OldSchoolBBall]

It seems like he's trying to avoid getting hit in the face by Isiah's elbow there.

Actually, he got hit with Isiah's lead elbow on the way up in the sternum, which is what caused him to jerk backwards. Pretty easy to see, especially if you watch it at full size on youtube where he got it from.

[Nash]

You should head back to the drawing board, because none of these are flops. They are him trying to sell contact that was actually made, and draw a charge.
isn't that what a flop is though?

also, all of ya'll still don't know shit. it's impossible to distinguish between a flop and natural reaction unless you were the player who reacted.

[Graviton]

When someone says "Find a flop of Jordan/Kobe" I am pretty sure they mean the obvious "head snapping back and body crumbling as if a 50 caliber sniper shot just hit them" kind. Not the falling from obvious contact kind.

Find flops that compare to these.

http://cdn.niketalk.com/3/3f/3f9289c9_its_a_flop_showdown_between_basketball_pl ayers_and_football_players_13.gif

http://forum.snipershide.com/avatars/tap-and-rack_txinfidel.gif

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18p4oblhv9c83gif/ku-xlarge.gif

http://static2.businessinsider.com/image/51a63f44eab8ea337f000007/lebron-james-flop-2011.gif

[pauk]

Actually, he got hit with Isiah's lead elbow on the way up in the sternum, which is what caused him to jerk backwards. Pretty easy to see, especially if you watch it at full size on youtube where he got it from.

lol this guy.... i am anxious to see your excuses for everything else you will be seeing....

..and yes, please go ahead and watch it at full size repeatedly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jL84Sqgum0

[ballinhun8]

What is pauk not seeing?


Isaiah's elbow clearly hit MJ in the chest.

The other pistons one, Dumars extends his arm out to push Mike.


Against Magic, Jordan should've been called for the block. He stepped in front of Magic as Magic was picking up steam to the basket.

The one against the Hawks?? He doesn't even fall. Wouldn't consider that a flop.

[pauk]

When someone says "Find a flop of Jordan/Kobe" I am pretty sure they mean the obvious "head snapping back and body crumbling as if a 50 caliber sniper shot just hit them" kind. Not the falling from obvious contact kind.

I showed you only 1 "flop" of 19 (those other 3 were from youtube).... and there is much more to come, im only 26 games in.... Dont worry, you wont be disappointed....

[kuniva_dAMiGhTy]

Pauk trolling per usual. He understands perfectly well that none of these compare to MOST of the gifs on ISH (not the gifs that idiot Magic32 posted).

Hell, it doesn't even look like Jordan is selling the contact in these (ergo, they're legit).

[DatAsh]

it's impossible to distinguish between a flop and natural reaction unless you were the player who reacted.

I really don't think it's that hard to do after the fact. In game I can see where it's difficult, and that's why it's effective, but after the fact I find it fairly easy to tell when someone is selling contact that never existed.

Momentum is usually a good indicator.

[ArbitraryWater]

pauk got dat content on lock down boi

Jordan stans shook

ballinhun8: An excuse for every single one :biggums:

Nah but srsly, pauk explained this before...

MJ doesn't flop as bad as LeBron. He sells contact more, though... Not exactly more than LeBron, but thats what he did more than flopping.

Btw, I for my part hate it much more to see someone scream on almost every shot (Kobe, it's like a cry out to the refs... "Please, give me the foul, PLEASE!!") Can't stand it.. Sooner or later the Defender gets handcuffed. And Durant is that on roids. Less screaming, a lot more OVERALL ref baiting... Some of it is just due to his skinny Frame and refs protecting his ass. Harden would be the king of the head snap. Kobe flails his arms and screams. Durant does the swing through.

All of this usually results in cheap and wrongly given free throws / points.

LeBron doesn't do any of this, he does something else.. Every 10 games or so he has one of these ugly girly Flops.. He acts the worst, yet at the same time, all it usually results in is a simple foul, he doesn't get anything out of it, which makes it even dumber... Only thing I remember right now where he got FT's out of it was the flop in the '11 finals.

[kuniva_dAMiGhTy]

pauk got dat content on lock down boi

Jordan stans shook
None of these are flops, genius.

[ballinhun8]

None of these are flops, genius.


You can't take anything that bran Stan says seriously.

[ArbitraryWater]

Again, check my edit...

I'm making alot more sense than on that initial bait.

Now to you, ballinhun8, I've seen enough of your Posts.. Your a LeBron stan. You know why I say that? Most of the shit I've seen you say centered around LeBron.

[ballinhun8]

Again, check my edit...

I'm making alot more sense than on that initial bait.

Now to you, ballinhun8, I've seen enough of your Posts.. Your a LeBron stan. You know why I say that? Most of the shit I've seen you say centered around LeBron.



You joined like what? 2 weeks ago??

Don't go disrespecting like that.

[Nash]

I really don't think it's that hard to do after the fact. In game I can see where it's difficult, and that's why it's effective, but after the fact I find it fairly easy to tell when someone is selling contact that never existed.

Momentum is usually a good indicator.
Sure, but as a said before. If I swing at your face or body without touching you, you WOULD react. It's human nature. But people would watch the replay and think you flopped because I never touched you.

[DatAsh]

Sure, but as a said before. If I swing at your face or body without touching you, you WOULD react. It's human nature. But people would watch the replay and think you flopped because I never touched you.

I wouldn't think that. I even said in the Jordan "flop" that Pauk posted that the head jerk looks like he was trying to avoid Isiah's elbow. There's quite a few of the Lebron "flops" that get posted around here that I wouldn't consider flops.

[Magic 32]

Pauk trolling per usual. He understands perfectly well that none of these compare to MOST of the gifs on ISH (not the gifs that idiot Magic32 posted).

Hell, it doesn't even look like Jordan is selling the contact in these (ergo, they're legit).

http://oi43.tinypic.com/20rtkjk.jpg

http://i.giflike.com/GMIBOt4.gif

[pauk]

Ofcourse Kuniva, he always got hit, never did anything similar to a flop, always was contact, uh oh uh oh to sternum (it hurts & makes you fly 100 feet away), never anything, most goat most perfect specimen ever, cant believe we live on the same planet.....

http://media.giphy.com/media/2XskdWz9y363OIIeLPq/giphy.gif

[chazzy]

Never change, pauk <3

[ballinhun8]

Ofcourse Kuniva, he always got hit, never did anything similar to a flop, always was contact, uh oh uh oh to sternum (it hurts & makes you fly 100 feet away), never anything, most goat most perfect specimen ever, cant believe we live on the same planet.....

http://media.giphy.com/media/2XskdWz9y363OIIeLPq/giphy.gif

Haters gonna hate.......


http://ballerball.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Michael-Jordan-Rings.jpg

[Magic 32]

http://s1.postimg.org/tgkwxk2nx/6bd98459b8ec20b6b844925a1a6b533a.gif



http://media.giphy.com/media/2XskdWz9y363OIIeLPq/giphy.gif


I agree pauk, I agree. :cheers:

[Bandito]

NEVER be a Kobe apologist :lol

LeBron's a flopper, and I hate that about him... It's not what men should do.

Don't deny daaa footage

Dude I am not a Kobe apologist. In that footage he obviously landed on one leg plus he had someone behind his back and the way he landed he didn't have much balance to be able to land straight. Of course you are a retard who is a fanatic of Lebron so you will never accept the truth in order for your delusions to be truth.

BTW I am not saying Kobe never flopped but that one in particular is not even close to being a flop.

[Bandito]

Sure... but ill give you 4 instead for now:

https://imageshack.com/a/img904/499/2PUcW8.gif

http://share.gifyoutube.com/AWkQVp.gif

http://share.gifyoutube.com/ZP3DR4.gif

http://share.gifyoutube.com/ZQ6rbw.gif

This is absolutely nothing, dont want to spoil....
Aside from the third one, none of the other can be considered flops.

[Beastmode88]

Aside from the third one, none of the other can be considered flops.

I hope these "19 flops" from MJ can actually be used for argument sake. Not looking good so far for sure pauk with these 4 "flops". Might have to actually watch more jordan footage instead of youtubing michael jordan flops.

[ArbitraryWater]

Dude I am not a Kobe apologist. In that footage he obviously landed on one leg plus he had someone behind his back and the way he landed he didn't have much balance to be able to land straight. Of course you are a retard who is a fanatic of Lebron so you will never accept the truth in order for your delusions to be truth.

BTW I am not saying Kobe never flopped but that one in particular is not even close to being a flop.

I thought about going that route with you, but I thought, eh, we're past that.. You just lost the debate once you went to that copout excuse :lol

[SHAQisGOAT]

Sure... but ill give you 4 instead for now:

https://imageshack.com/a/img904/499/2PUcW8.gif

http://share.gifyoutube.com/AWkQVp.gif

http://share.gifyoutube.com/ZP3DR4.gif

http://share.gifyoutube.com/ZQ6rbw.gif

This is absolutely nothing, dont want to spoil....


:facepalm That's the best you can do? :roll:

He's actually absorving the contact (very important) and trying to draw the offensive foul (I'd call it really good D, Mike Coop used to do that all the time)... Only the last one would even start to qualify as a flop, still LeBron's biggest flops are 1000 times more ridiculous than that, easily...

Try harder, man.

[Hey Yo]

still LeBron's biggest flops are 1000 times more ridiculous than that, easily...
Now we're going to "MJ doesn't flop" to "LeBron's flops look worse?"

[coin24]

Pauk:lol :facepalm

Time to start posting as Nash again:roll:

[Miller for 3]

Smh, just smh

[Lebronxrings]

bottom line is: everyone flops.

Lebron, durant, kobe, jordan, melo, westbrook, bird, wilt, shaq, tmac, kawhi, duncan, have all flopped in a way or another. People just like to magnify lebrons' flops and create the idiocy that he himself is the only flopper.

[Lebronxrings]

Smh, just smh
at least post with the russwest0 account. :facepalm :facepalm

[SHAQisGOAT]

Now we're going to "MJ doesn't flop" to "LeBron's flops look worse?"

Now we're not reading posts in their totality? :rolleyes: :facepalm

[Magic 32]

bottom line is: everyone flops.


No.

Lebron, CP3, Manu and Vlade are in the HOF.

And they are a disgrace.

[gts]

What is pauk not seeing?


Reality... he's not seeing reality

[jstern]

Again, exactly, neither do i consider it flopping..... but if you are circlejerking over Lebron "flops" in Magic32's "Lebron flop GIF collection" thread like those 2 at the top of the page, then im sure you will be fine with Jordan doing the same......

However.... in this one i struggle to see contact:

http://share.gifyoutube.com/ZP3DR4.gif


I have many more like that where there is zero contact and he acts like he got sniped by the Predator....


...everybody gets caught....

That one is simply Jordan taking his chin out of the way. If his head stayed still he would have gotten elbowed.

Reminds me of what somebody wrote about Jordan's reflex test when he was playing baseball, where he scored higher than anyone that the person who administers the test ever tested. As well as Anderson Silva who amazes me as to how he can determine so well when someone is going to punch him. And Ali.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=2nxORzwAuvw#t=35

[Beastmode88]

bottom line is: everyone flops.

Lebron, durant, kobe, jordan, melo, westbrook, bird, wilt, shaq, tmac, kawhi, duncan, have all flopped in a way or another. People just like to magnify lebrons' flops and create the idiocy that he himself is the only flopper.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJALhLhsTA4

[ballup]

Those are defined as flops? Someone is reaching real hard.

[fpliii]

I do think there are two very distinct classes of "flops" here:

1) Guys trying to exaggerating/sell contact.
2) Guys reacting as if there was contact, when there wasn't.

Every player in league history probably has done (1) at some point. Both suck, but (2) is far worse IMO.

(2) is actually very rare IMO, but once you've done so, it really gives you a reputation as a flopper, even if you don't commit (1) more often as more than other guys do.

It's generally really tough to draw the line between a guy taking a charge and trying to sell a call though.

[poido123]

http://imageshack.us/a/img203/3708/jordanhatesfloppers.gif


This still cracks me up (Doc just looks ashamed). :roll:


:roll:


Jordan would never stand for flopping :oldlol:

[tpols]

There are hard core drug addicts who are less in denial than pauk.. you need the 12 steps bro..

[tpols]

I do think there are two very distinct classes of "flops" here:

1) Guys trying to exaggerating/sell contact.
2) Guys reacting as if there was contact, when there wasn't.

Every player in league history probably has done (1) at some point. Both suck, but (2) is far worse IMO.

(2) is actually very rare IMO, but once you've done so, it really gives you a reputation as a flopper, even if you don't commit (1) more often as more than other guys do.

It's generally really tough to draw the line between a guy taking a charge and trying to sell a call though.

Exactly.. people don't get pissed when a guy gets hit and exxagerates.. they get pissed when there's literally zero contact and the other guy (usually on offense) acts like he got hit by a train.

[f0und]

I do think there are two very distinct classes of "flops" here:

1) Guys trying to exaggerating/sell contact.
2) Guys reacting as if there was contact, when there wasn't.

Every player in league history probably has done (1) at some point. Both suck, but (2) is far worse IMO.

(2) is actually very rare IMO, but once you've done so, it really gives you a reputation as a flopper, even if you don't commit (1) more often as more than other guys do.

It's generally really tough to draw the line between a guy taking a charge and trying to sell a call though.

theres a fine line between drawing a charge and flopping for a charge.

1)some charges are close but dont cross that line.
2)then there are charges where a player falls down with the slightest bit of contact, as if a light breeze couldve blown them over. im looking at you d. fish and andy v.
3)there are also the kind of flops where there is contact but also a bit extra flopping, jerking and flailing after the contact, as if they got his with a stun gun. manu
4)then there are flops where they're barely touched at all and they put a hilariously disgusting display of sportsmanship. paul

while jordan has walked that line of #1 and has on occasion pushed its limits, lebron has routinely used #3 and #4 in his repetoire.

[fpliii]

theres a fine line between drawing a charge and flopping for a charge.

1)some charges are close but dont cross that line.
2)then there are charges where a player falls down with the slightest bit of contact, as if a light breeze couldve blown them over. im looking at you d. fish and andy v.
3)there are also the kind of flops where there is contact but also a bit extra flopping, jerking and flailing after the contact, as if they got his with a stun gun. manu
4)then there are flops where they're barely touched at all and they put a hilariously disgusting display of sportsmanship. paul

while jordan has walked that line of #1 and has on occasion pushed its limits, lebron has routinely used #3 and #4 in his repetoire.
That's reasonable, but I don't think LeBron or CP3 does 4 as much really. It's just that the times they do pull it off, it's so flagrant and ridiculous, that it stands out a ton. Really hard to forget that shit once you've seen it.

[AlphaWolf24]

What if Lebron is just a huge Rick Flair Fan???


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTvX8fIWXm4#t=31

[jlip]

http://imageshack.us/a/img203/3708/jordanhatesfloppers.gif


This still cracks me up (Doc just looks ashamed). :roll:

:roll:


Jordan would never stand for flopping :oldlol:

Except for if it was his teammate doing the flopping. (See Dennis Rodman in the '96 Finals.)

[sportjames23]

pauk, where you at? Streets is watchin.

[DatAsh]

Except for if it was his teammate doing the flopping. (See Dennis Rodman in the '96 Finals.)

:lol Rodman was a great flopper.

[Hey Yo]

:lol Rodman was a great flopper.
That's because he learned from one of the best.

Mr. Bill Laimbeer

[Prometheus]

Jordan didn't flop. Kobe doesn't flop.

[LBJ 23]

Can somebody tell me approximately when it became common for players to scream like they're getting butchered when they went for the layup and there was just a little bit of contact or no contact at all? When did that act became acceptable and was not a sign of a soft player or a ***** player anymore?

[TheMarkMadsen]

What if Lebron is just a huge Rick Flair Fan???


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTvX8fIWXm4#t=31

You're lookin at a 16x worlds heavyweight champion.

[Hey Yo]

What if Lebron is just a huge Rick Flair Fan???


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTvX8fIWXm4#t=31
Ric's shoes cost more than your house.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn9r1TCCAMU

[L8kersfan222]

bump

[poido123]

It seems like he's trying to avoid getting hit in the face by Isiah's elbow there.


Can no one see that elbow actually caught MJ?

Pauk you still have nothing. This is hilarious :roll:

[poido123]

Except for if it was his teammate doing the flopping. (See Dennis Rodman in the '96 Finals.)


I agree. Dennis did it to get into the mind of his opponents, wasn't because he wasn't tough either :lol

Dennis tried plenty of dirty tactics to get under his opponents skin. Flopping was just one of them.