I have a job interview tomorrow. So give me some questions to ask...

[niko]

Fake ones, of course. As inappropriate as possible. Give me something to laugh at while i prepare.

[~primetime~]

"Just wondering, does this building come equipped with restrooms for transgenders? You guys are keeping up with the times right?...I mean we are coming up on 2015 you know."

[9erempiree]

Accountants don't do interviews.

[niko]

Accountants don't do interviews.
I'm not an accountant and that's not a question. Great ****ing post.

[Bless Mathews]

"What's your sexual harassment policy?"

[shaq2000]

"What's the internet browsing policy here? Do you monitor the sites we visit, or is it on the honor code?"

[DukeDelonte13]

good luck.

[Jailblazers7]

"What's your sexual harassment policy?"

:oldlol:

[niko]

Don't worry, ill follow up every question with "im asking about a friend" so it won't affect me.

[Tarik One]

Assuming you've already done your research, make it easier on yourself and ask questions that you ALREADY know the answers too. It gives the impression that you are knowledgeable about the company, yet you still have some inquiries.

Interviewers love that.

"I noticed that the XYZ program initiative will be expanding to the northern state counties. Will the regulations vary per county?"

[Patrick Chewing]

Who's the office slut? Sit me next her.

[TheMarkMadsen]

"Why should I want to work for you"

[NBAplayoffs2001]

Who's the office slut? Sit me next her.
:roll: :roll: :roll:

[Akrazotile]

Didn't you make this same thread less than a year ago??? And didn't you say before that you got the job???

[Random_Guy]

you guys do online checks? cos i have 30k posts on insidehoops

[nathanjizzle]

pretend like you have something real to offer the company.

[niko]

Didn't you make this same thread less than a year ago??? And didn't you say before that you got the job???
I'm a consultant, i did 5 months then a month off then 5ish, then another month off. Actually on a job now but this one is better (Disney actually).

I don't like interviewing anymore, i used to when i was permanent now that my life is sliced into 6 month chunks it feels more pressured. Although the consulting is making my life 5 months work, 2 months off, which isn't awful.

[Akrazotile]

I'm a consultant, i did 5 months then a month off then 5ish, then another month off. Actually on a job now but this one is better (Disney actually).

I don't like interviewing anymore, i used to when i was permanent now that my life is sliced into 6 month chunks it feels more pressured. Although the consulting is making my life 5 months work, 2 months off, which isn't awful.


honestly man i'm not even trying to be a prick or anything. but you're supposedly a middle aged man with a degree and a family and you're asking insidehoops.com posters what questions to ask at a job interview.

who is hiring you to consult with them??? i really can't picture you giving advice to wealthy business executives.

[Jameerthefear]

I'm not trying to be a prick, but why are you such a loser! :kobe:
Oh great. Here comes moe with another useless post.

[Jailblazers7]

But honestly I only ever ask questions that give me a feel for the environment. What's the day to day like? Frequent ad hoc work?

But your interview is prob much different since you'd be hired to consult on something specific for a short time.

[ballup]

Can I call you bitch?

[niko]

honestly man i'm not even trying to be a prick or anything. but you're supposedly a middle aged man with a degree and a family and you're asking insidehoops.com posters what questions to ask at a job interview.

who is hiring you to consult with them??? i really can't picture you giving advice to wealthy business executives.
Did you read the thread? It says to give as inapproriate questions as possible and be funny. Just to distract me cause this shit is boring as hell, researching companies. I don't need real questions to ask.

Don't push your insecurities on me, I'm just fine.

[MavsSuperFan]

Accountants don't do interviews.
where did you hear accountants dont have to interview for jobs:biggums:

[niko]

where did you hear accountants dont have to interview for jobs:biggums:
They just walk in and say, yo i'm an accountant. Pay me BITCH. And it happens...

[IamRAMBO24]

I'm not trying to be a prick, but why are you such a loser! :kobe:

:oldlol:

Real talk.

What do you think you can offer this company?

[niko]

Reading comprehension is not strong in you. Fail you do. Kindegarten back to you should go.

[D-FENS]

To interviewer: Who do I need to blow to get your job?
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Do you allow casual sex on casual Fridays?
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This gonna be jus' like Mad Men!
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[poido123]

Have you made alternative plans for when I take your managerial position?

[embersyc]

So how soon do I get paid for this interview?

[Dresta]

so when do i start?

[kurple]

Oh great. Here comes moe with another useless post.
nothing personal, but i just hate your personality