Embarassing confessions :0

[poido123]

I've cried to sports national anthems, including other countries :oldlol:

I've been caught picking my nose and eating it

I've literally shit myself

I've had an ingrown hair removed from my ass

I've been slapped across the face by a woman in front of packed football crowd for spilling beer in her hair

I've falling off a train bridge drunk and broke a rib

I've fallen asleep on the ground at a music concert



There's more, but can't think of anymore.

What say you?

[IamRAMBO24]

I hate threads like this.

[J Shuttlesworth]

I used to think OP was a good poster


I read his whole post

[CelticBaller]

I though OP wasn't a fgt

[poido123]

Thanks for the input guys.

Wasn't what I was hoping for, but OK :lol

[Milbuck]

I've literally shit myself
Pretty much sums up my Tuesdays.

[pauk]

I've cried to sports national anthems, including other countries :oldlol:

I've been caught picking my nose and eating it

I've literally shit myself

I've had an ingrown hair removed from my ass

I've been slapped across the face by a woman in front of packed football crowd for spilling beer in her hair

I've falling off a train bridge drunk and broke a rib

I've fallen asleep on the ground at a music concert



There's more, but can't think of anymore.

What say you?

:biggums:

[NZStreetBaller]

okay ill participate OP.

This one time i went out clubbing and was drunk as hell right (as you do)

So it got to the point when i literally couldn't move during the strobe light part.

I had laid out the ground work with this girl i met. buying her drinks being nice and stuff.

Literally the hottest girl i have ever talked to. ( i knew that cause i was sober when i first met her)

I cant remember the year. I was about 18 right. and the hottest song at the time was MY LOVE - TIMBERLAKE

so in my killer drunken state i bumped into her during this song.

At the time that song was the absolute poison to getting laid (simple body dance with a girl while its on and you are getting laid!!)

So i grinding im getting hard and shes getting wet. (im holding on to her so i dont fall over. my hearts racing like hell)

song finishes she walks two steps forward grabs my hand pulls me and we proceed to out of the club.

in the middle of christchurch city she takes me down the alley. dark and isolated...

I see a flight of stairs she said she staying up there. but i feel queezy like im going to throw up if i climb then so i think to myself "i walk up there im going to throw up right?"

I i just grabb her start kissing her and grab her bootay only to realise shes wearing a G string underneath her see through mini skirt.

She pulls the g off then kneels down. then lays down pulls me on top of her tongues the shit out of me and starts hip griding.

I take my pants/undies off. waste no time and go for the straight penetration. It kinda hurt like a weird sensation pulled it out put it back in. same thing.

She asked me "what are you doing" i say "sorry" just give me a .... put it in again and thrusted deep and hard.

I feel this majorly painful cold grinding sensation and yell "AAAAAH"

She quickly pushes me off and i flip over land on my back with my schlong out.

I was at that point i realised i had my schong between her butt cheeks and i was grinding on the concrete underneath:facepalm :banghead:

Then laying on my back i finally threw up as she was running up those stairs.

And im laying in an alley with my grinded laho and vomit all over me on 10 meters from all the people in the clubbing scene.

MY most embarrassing moment ever!!

-smak

[NZStreetBaller]

i didnt actually watch his video...:D
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?p=10564926&posted=1#post10564926

[CeltsGarlic]

i didnt actually watch his video...:D
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?p=10564926&posted=1#post10564926

damn I knew you replied to quick

not cool m8

[NZStreetBaller]

damn I knew you replied to quick

not cool m8

haha sorry man im a bit sick ill watch it tomorrow

[CeltsGarlic]

haha sorry man im a bit sick ill watch it tomorrow

Alright I will catch you up

[poido123]

okay ill participate OP.

This one time i went out clubbing and was drunk as hell right (as you do)

So it got to the point when i literally couldn't move during the strobe light part.

I had laid out the ground work with this girl i met. buying her drinks being nice and stuff.

Literally the hottest girl i have ever talked to. ( i knew that cause i was sober when i first met her)

I cant remember the year. I was about 18 right. and the hottest song at the time was MY LOVE - TIMBERLAKE

so in my killer drunken state i bumped into her during this song.

At the time that song was the absolute poison to getting laid (simple body dance with a girl while its on and you are getting laid!!)

So i grinding im getting hard and shes getting wet. (im holding on to her so i dont fall over. my hearts racing like hell)

song finishes she walks two steps forward grabs my hand pulls me and we proceed to out of the club.

in the middle of christchurch city she takes me down the alley. dark and isolated...

I see a flight of stairs she said she staying up there. but i feel queezy like im going to throw up if i climb then so i think to myself "i walk up there im going to throw up right?"

I i just grabb her start kissing her and grab her bootay only to realise shes wearing a G string underneath her see through mini skirt.

She pulls the g off then kneels down. then lays down pulls me on top of her tongues the shit out of me and starts hip griding.

I take my pants/undies off. waste no time and go for the straight penetration. It kinda hurt like a weird sensation pulled it out put it back in. same thing.

She asked me "what are you doing" i say "sorry" just give me a .... put it in again and thrusted deep and hard.

I feel this majorly painful cold grinding sensation and yell "AAAAAH"

She quickly pushes me off and i flip over land on my back with my schlong out.

I was at that point i realised i had my schong between her butt cheeks and i was grinding on the concrete underneath:facepalm :banghead:

Then laying on my back i finally threw up as she was running up those stairs.

And im laying in an alley with my grinded laho and vomit all over me on 10 meters from all the people in the clubbing scene.

MY most embarrassing moment ever!!

-smak


F.cking brilliant! :roll:

Repped next 24 hours

The schlong in between the butt cheeks and grinding the concrete :roll:

[RidonKs]

Pretty much sums up my Tuesdays.
:lol

[poido123]

:biggums:


Digging for gold?

No seriously, I used to pick my nose when I was in my teenage years, not now

[RidonKs]

okay ill participate OP.

This one time i went out clubbing and was drunk as hell right (as you do)

So it got to the point when i literally couldn't move during the strobe light part.

I had laid out the ground work with this girl i met. buying her drinks being nice and stuff.

Literally the hottest girl i have ever talked to. ( i knew that cause i was sober when i first met her)

I cant remember the year. I was about 18 right. and the hottest song at the time was MY LOVE - TIMBERLAKE

so in my killer drunken state i bumped into her during this song.

At the time that song was the absolute poison to getting laid (simple body dance with a girl while its on and you are getting laid!!)

So i grinding im getting hard and shes getting wet. (im holding on to her so i dont fall over. my hearts racing like hell)

song finishes she walks two steps forward grabs my hand pulls me and we proceed to out of the club.

in the middle of christchurch city she takes me down the alley. dark and isolated...

I see a flight of stairs she said she staying up there. but i feel queezy like im going to throw up if i climb then so i think to myself "i walk up there im going to throw up right?"

I i just grabb her start kissing her and grab her bootay only to realise shes wearing a G string underneath her see through mini skirt.

She pulls the g off then kneels down. then lays down pulls me on top of her tongues the shit out of me and starts hip griding.

I take my pants/undies off. waste no time and go for the straight penetration. It kinda hurt like a weird sensation pulled it out put it back in. same thing.

She asked me "what are you doing" i say "sorry" just give me a .... put it in again and thrusted deep and hard.

I feel this majorly painful cold grinding sensation and yell "AAAAAH"

She quickly pushes me off and i flip over land on my back with my schlong out.

I was at that point i realised i had my schong between her butt cheeks and i was grinding on the concrete underneath:facepalm :banghead:

Then laying on my back i finally threw up as she was running up those stairs.

And im laying in an alley with my grinded laho and vomit all over me on 10 meters from all the people in the clubbing scene.

MY most embarrassing moment ever!!

-smak
:roll:

illsmak?

[Jameerthefear]

Digging for gold?

No seriously, I used to pick my nose when I was in my teenage years, not now
You are disgusting.

[RidonKs]

i picked my nose til like a few years ago... i still go up there to clean house if its not too wet and wild. a nice dry clod lying against the inside of my nose that i can't just blow out? what else did god give me hands for?

[Bandito]

Digging for gold?

No seriously, I used to pick my nose when I was in my teenage years, not now
picking you nose is not the problem here...

[poido123]

i picked my nose til like a few years ago... i still go up there to clean house if its not too wet and wild. a nice dry clod lying against the inside of my nose that i can't just blow out? what else did god give me hands for?

Lol

[poido123]

picking you nose is not the problem here...


I'm in suspense...what is the problem here? :yaohappy:

[Warfan]

I'm in suspense...what is the problem here? :yaohappy:

Eating the shit that's in it :biggums:

[Bandito]

Eating the shit that's in it :biggums:
This poido...this...:oldlol:


I am 28 and still pick my nose from time to time when I am in the privacy of my home but I for sure don't eat it. I don't think I ever ate boogers.

[GatorKid117]

I liked the Nickelback song Someday when I was younger and still think its an OK song.

[Just2McFly]

I liked the Nickelback song Someday when I was younger and still think its an OK song.
Why would anyone think that song isnt good?

[DwnShft2Xcelr8]

While banging a chick doggy style, I suddenly got a cramp on my right butt cheek. I fell back yelling like a bitch and the girl rubbed my ass cheek to make the pain go away. Instant mood killer.

[mlh1981]

I teach elementary PE, and recently, I was giving a demonstration on how to clear a hurdle during a track/field unit, and my legs inexplicably got caught on my jump, and I landed square on my back, knocking the wind out of me.

[ArbitraryWater]

My left testicle is bigger than my right.

yea.. Or maybe its my right bigger than left.. At least this was the case when I checked last.

[MrC1991]

One drunk night I threw up on a girls back during doggy style. Shame.

[MadeFromDust]

I teach elementary PE, and recently, I was giving a demonstration on how to clear a hurdle during a track/field unit, and my legs inexplicably got caught on my jump, and I landed square on my back, knocking the wind out of me.

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10202940749501868

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