Jesus Is Black

[DonDadda59]

According to a young White Supremacist who was clinically dead for 10 minutes. And as we on Insidehoops are aware, NDEs are proof of an afterlife and everything that occurs within them is real:

[INDENT]Racist KKK Christian Teen Dies for 10 Minutes, Comes Back To Life And Says Jesus Is Black!

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ALABAMA

[MavsSuperFan]

[QUOTE=DonDadda59]According to a young White Supremacist who was clinically dead for 10 minutes. And as we on Insidehoops are aware, NDEs are proof of an afterlife and everything that occurs within them is real:

[INDENT]Racist KKK Christian Teen Dies for 10 Minutes, Comes Back To Life And Says Jesus Is Black!

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ALABAMA

[CavaliersFTW]

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

religious people :hammerhead:

[kuniva_dAMiGhTy]

Basketball huh? Over or under that Wilt still averages 50/20? :confusedshrug:

[MavsSuperFan]

Basketball huh? Over or under that Wilt still averages 50/20? :confusedshrug:
From the sounds of what the kid saw, wilt would have been facing about the same level of competition he did in the 1960s

[NumberSix]

Basketball huh? Over or under that Wilt still averages 50/20? :confusedshrug:
Well, apparently even in heaven he's still playing against short white guys.

[HomieWeMajor]

CavFTW already knew that Wilt was black

[Budadiiii]

Well, apparently even in heaven he's still playing against short white guys.
That isn't what the article says.

[DonDadda59]

Psssh, doesnt sound very entertaining

Fundamentals are entertaining to the basketball purist. Plus, eventually White Chocolate and Da Professor will make their way up there... then it's on :banana:


Basketball huh? Over or under that Wilt still averages 50/20? :confusedshrug:

Wilt wouldn't be playing though, he's probably enjoying a never ending buffet of White angel women while Dr. Naismith feeds him strawberries and cream.

[MavsSuperFan]

Being serious though jesus probably looked like what we would consider an arab/palestinian
America has a funny habit of imagining the world as black or white, when most people in the world are neither

[Akrazotile]

Picturing the the ultimate practitioner of serenity gettin pissed off that none of the chariots will stop for him when he hails them.


"****, man. I swear to dad, I am not tryin to deal with this shit today."

[Akrazotile]

Being serious though jesus probably looked like what we would consider an arab/palestinian
America has a funny habit of imagining the world as black or white, when most people in the world are neither


This.

Jesus was a middle eastern jew.

He was neither european 'white' nor african 'black'.

He would have been olive with a frizzy beard.

[DonDadda59]

Can you people not read? The kid who DIED and crossed over to the other side said Jesus was the H.N.I.C. in heaven and had White folk Mr. Belvedeering for his posse.

Raise your hand if you've ever actually seen the big man like the little racist sumbich did.

That's what I thought.

[sirkeelma]

John 3:13

No one has ever gone into heaven except the one who came from heaven

[DonDadda59]

[QUOTE=sirkeelma]John 3:13

No one has ever gone into heaven except the one who came from heaven

[Akrazotile]

[QUOTE=sirkeelma]John 3:13

No one has ever gone into heaven except the one who came from heaven

[Lamar Doom]

Dear Don,
I promise to entertain you and Bernie Mac with dancing and basketball if I'm chosen to join black heaven. I also want to apologize for always pointing out how slowly black people walk through crosswalks, I see now that it must be the lord's pace.
Amen.

[DonDadda59]

Dear Don,
I promise to entertain you and Bernie Mac with dancing and basketball if I'm chosen to join black heaven. I also want to apologize for always pointing out how slowly black people walk through crosswalks, I see now that it must be the lord's pace.
Amen.

You had me me at 'I promise to entertain you' :cry:

Which name would you prefer- Mr. Belvedere: the sequel or White Benson?

[Cocaine80s]

Pretty sure hes asian

[JtotheIzzo]

http://cdn.breitbart.com/mediaserver/Breitbart/Big-Hollywood/2014/08/14/jesus/black_jesus.jpg

[Nanners]

According to a young White Supremacist who was clinically dead for 10 minutes. And as we on Insidehoops are aware, NDEs are proof of an afterlife and everything that occurs within them is real:

Would love for our resident NDE expert Primetime/P. Tiddy to chime in.

:roll:

[tomtucker]

“It was all Blacks,” he told WKRG news after the ordeal. “There were a few white people, but they were just entertaining the black people, like playing basketball.

[B] sounds like he just took a trip to Africa.........and no mention of ebola..? guess it

[Take Your Lumps]

Would love for our resident NDE expert Primetime/P. Tiddy to chime in.

Shouldn't take long...I think he has a Google Alert set up for this sort of thing.

[LJJ]

And as we on Insidehoops are aware, NDEs are proof of an afterlife and everything that occurs within them is real


:roll: :roll: :roll:

[embersyc]

http://cdn.breitbart.com/mediaserver/Breitbart/Big-Hollywood/2014/08/14/jesus/black_jesus.jpg

Came to post about this show.

:D

[embersyc]

It's a very good comedy. Didn't think it would be as good as it is. :applause:

I'm sure it's the most offensive thing on television right now.

Which is funny since the show seems so wholesome when you watch it.

:D

[Nick Young]

Do you believe that when you die, Jesus the son of god comes and personally greets you? Isn't that very egotistical?

[~primetime~]

According to a young White Supremacist who was clinically dead for 10 minutes. And as we on Insidehoops are aware, NDEs are proof of an afterlife and everything that occurs within them is real:

Would love for our resident NDE expert Primetime/P. Tiddy to chime in.


in other top news from that site:

On Thursday, September 17th, 2014 the arrest of Sean “Puffy” Combs may have been undertaken by authorities for the 1996 murder of Tupac Shakur on the Las Vegas, Nevada Strip....

and...

Kanye Scores 106 Points Against Wheelchair Basketball Team! :oldlol:

and my fav:

Floyd “Money” Mayweather Jr. Offers $1,000,000 a Year For “Personal Reader” To Read Everything For Him!

:oldlol:

[~primetime~]

It's like the BET version of The Onion

[Booz Vivic]

http://www.chicagonow.com/world-series-dreaming/files/2013/08/DeJesus.jpg
the real jesus

[oarabbus]

OP wtf are you talking about? My friend Jesus is Mexican.

[~primetime~]

Kanye Scores 106 Points Against Wheelchair Basketball Team!


A charity basketball game didn’t go exactly as planned yesterday when Kanye West scored 106 points against a team of handicapped children in wheelchairs.

The game was a PR move intended to smooth over the controversy that erupted this week between Kanye and the disabled community. At one of his concerts recently West repeatedly asked wheelchaired fans to stand, and refused to apologize for his mistake afterwards.The Basketball Wheelchair Charity for Cancer event pitted disabled middle school children against Kanye and his entourage. Kanye’s team seemed hesitant to play as hard since they were not also in wheelchairs as originally planned. Organizers said, “Both teams were supposed to be playing in wheelchairs but Kanye’s camp said Mr. West would be playing the ‘normal’ way.” The kids were initially excited to play basketball with one of their favorite musicians but once the game started, they knew it wasn’t going to be fun. Eighth grader Tommy Smith told reporters, “We play with shorter basketball hoops and he was dunking all over us. The smack talk got out of hand and some of our players started crying.” Disabled sports has seen a huge increase in athletes as technology and funding has improved. With international leagues and national leagues, wheelchair basketball has become the most popular Paralympic sport. Smith, who dreams of playing in the National Wheelchair Basketball Association when he grows up, noted, “He was supposed to be playing in a wheelchair too so it would be fair. I bet we would have won that way since we are use to playing like that. He told us ‘Why use a chair when I can use my legs?’ Our coach asked officials why he wasn’t playing fair but they said that’s how it was.” After a tomahawk slam dunk that sent the basketball into seventh grader’s Peter Hill’s face, Kanye began yelling at the kid. “How do you like that? How do you like that? Sit before the great and powerful Yeezus.” One of West’s entourage members told him to take it “easy” on the kids but this only infuriated the 5-foot-8 hip hop star. “Take it easy! Take it easy! Not me, not Kanye! I do everything one thousand percent! You know that!” Kanye was heard yelling during a timeout. The stunned crowd continued to watch the game in the name of charity but several parents grew upset by the actions of West. Fred Skilling, whose sixth-grade son, Sam, left the court crying, took him and his friend home after the first quarter. As more parents took their children out of the game Kanye began yelling, “Quitters! Quitters! Quitters!” followed by laughter. Another parent was heard saying, “The guy donates five thousand dollars and he thinks it gives him the right to do anything he wants.” After the game, West told the media, “I set out to break Wilt Chamberlain’s record of points in one game and that’s what I did. It was for a good cause and I couldn’t be happier with my play.” The game ended in a score of 112 to 14. Kanye is said to have placed an order for championship rings to be made through Leon Jewelers of Beverly Hills.
http://huzlers.com/kanye-scores-106-points-wheelchair-basketball-team/

:oldlol:

[JerrySeinfeld]

Yeah, the show isn't even raunchy or edgy or anything really. It's like a stoner type show that doesn't take itself seriously. I wish it was more ambiguous and played on the idea that he's insane, though. He really is Jesus, which kind of takes from it, imo. Still good television. Sitcoms are pure trash now and this is a good one.

:cheers:

-Jerry

[DonDadda59]

It's like the BET version of The Onion

Here's the original source, the language the NDEer used was more racially graphic as one would expect:

http://stuppid.com/racist-boy-dies-black-jesus/

Kid died and had an NDE. Claims Jesus is Black and White people are basketball playing entertainment for Blacks who seem to run Heaven.

Obviously since NDEs are proof of the afterlife... You should be working on your fade away and getting used to calling me 'massa', yes? :confusedshrug:

[kuniva_dAMiGhTy]

Great as this sounds, Don, my dude, you're quoting another WACKO website.. :oldlol:



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Another Mother Daughter Lesbian Couple Come Out of Closet
Mother Tries To Clean Baby In Washing Machine… Kills It
Utah High School Photoshopped Yearbook Photos Too Make Girls Less Sexy
Grandfather Busted For Prostituting Himself… To Young Women
:biggums:

[Richesly]

He's not black. He was arab. I'm not religious, Jesus was real and has been documented to be a sand ******.

[DonDadda59]

Great as this sounds, Don, my dude, you're quoting another WACKO website.. :oldlol:


:biggums:

Mother throws baby in washing machine, kills it: http://www.fox23.com/news/news/local/bartlesville-baby-found-dead-in-washing-machine/ndkQz/

Just because the stories are bizarre, doesn't mean they're made up.


He's not black. He was arab.

You got any proof of this? An NDEer says he most likely looks like Samuel L. Jackson with a perm.

AN NDEer... so you know it's infallible.

[L.Kizzle]

An NDEer says he most likely looks like Samuel L. Jackson with a perm.
Jules Winnfield from Pulp Fiction.

[L.Kizzle]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51SGX39K9YL.jpg

[DonDadda59]

Jules Winnfield from Pulp Fiction.

Eh, that was more of a jherri curl fro. Soul Glo bullshit.

I'm thinking it's more of a prime Snoop Dogg type do.

[L.Kizzle]

Eh, that was more of a jherri curl fro. Soul Glo bullshit.

I'm thinking it's more of a prime Snoop Dogg type do.
Ordell Robbie, still Sam Jackson.

[DonDadda59]

Ordell Robbie, still Sam Jackson.

Close enough. Praise him :bowdown:

[Richesly]

Mother throws baby in washing machine, kills it: http://www.fox23.com/news/news/local/bartlesville-baby-found-dead-in-washing-machine/ndkQz/

Just because the stories are bizarre, doesn't mean they're made up.



You got any proof of this? An NDEer says he most likely looks like Samuel L. Jackson with a perm.

AN NDEer... so you know it's infallible.

Hope you're being sarcastic.

NDE causes your brain to go in to a mode where your pineal gland activates, causing you to hallucinate shit and feel like your dream is 100% real.

[DonDadda59]

Hope you're being sarcastic.

NDE causes your brain to go in to a mode where your pineal gland activates, causing you to hallucinate shit and feel like your dream is 100% real.

Bruh, our resident NDE expert disagrees wholeheartedly with your baseless and ignorant assertion. NDEs are real, bonafide, unquestionable. For your sake, and your ankles sake... I hope you aren't of the Caucasian persuasion.

[kuniva_dAMiGhTy]

Can you find any other major news outlet (not that Fox News isn't full of propaganda) print this story?

The website "stuppid.com" is mostly satire, btw.

[Duderonomy]

Of course Jesus was black. He sang gospel, called everyone brother, and wasn't given a fair trial.

[Replay32]

:roll:

This is hilarious!!!! :lol