Let's Tell Lies

[NumberSix]

There was this one time I was on the bus, and an old asian lady was freaking out throwing olives at people.

[Myth]

I pooped a hammer.

[niko]

J-Lo is my cousin.

I'm actually Lawrence Frank.

[gts]

I had sex with Margaret Thatcher in Niko's basement...
She was holding on to an overhead pipe shouting "who's the prime minister now Winston"

I think I just made myself throw up a little

[Akrazotile]

Once a week I dive to the bottom of the pool at my apartment complex and eat anything I find.

[ShackEelOKneel]

I don't lie though :confusedshrug:

[niko]

I had sex with Margaret Thatcher in Niko's basement...
She was holding on to an overhead pipe shouting "who's the prime minister now Winston"

I think I just made myself throw up a little
i better clean the basement.

[gts]

i better clean the basement.and the coat closet...

[Glass Ankles]

You are a good poster NumberSix.

[CeltsGarlic]

all responses so far were so edgy

[IamRAMBO24]

I have no life.

[oarabbus]

This is a good and worthwhile topic that isn't a waste of server space.

[niko]

all responses so far were so edgy
The Celtics title winning teams aren't full of douchey scumbags.