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CavaliersFTW
10-01-2014, 02:29 AM
http://i.imgur.com/u5vfUe2.jpg

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-rluzKCSszoM/VCufAKHwIWI/AAAAAAAAFdk/02ty9cmr80g/s800/mjhairline12.jpg

:biggums:
LosBulls
10-01-2014, 02:35 AM
But at least he doesn't try to hide it like a beta b!tch, you dumb f@ggot.
moe94
10-01-2014, 02:35 AM
At least Jordan knew when to call it quits, which is ironic.
Warfan
10-01-2014, 02:38 AM
Of course he's about to gamble :oldlol:

Ngga looks like Clyde too :lol
Timmy D for MVP
10-01-2014, 02:39 AM
Jordan even better at receding hairlines than Lebron.
Bless Mathews
10-01-2014, 02:40 AM
Jordan even better at receding hairlines than Lebron.

Slayed.
LALakerFan4Life
10-01-2014, 02:41 AM
CavaliersFTW still mad at Mike for destroying his team.
CavaliersFTW
10-01-2014, 02:45 AM
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-4YXq1F8KWMo/UXN1yuIIpDI/AAAAAAAAESk/Owyb3Q2d3XQ/s0/Michael%2520Jordans%2520hair%25201988.jpg

he's lucky HD didn't exist in the 80's :lol
poido123
10-01-2014, 02:57 AM
Jordan even better at receding hairlines than Lebron.


:roll: :roll: :roll:

Damn!

But seriously, MJ shaved that head and dealt with it. Not covered up his hairline with a progressively bigger headband whenever he read something about his hairline :oldlol:

I think Lebron let's posters and media get inside his head. He is always covering up insecurities :coleman:
Collie
10-01-2014, 03:06 AM
It's not that Lebron has a receding hairline. That's something many people have. It's that he uses more and more elaborate ways of hiding it that makes it entertaining.

I say you do it MJ style and get rid of it altogether, or go the Drexler route and fully embrace male pattern baldness.
SamuraiSWISH
10-01-2014, 03:09 AM
It's not that Lebron has a receding hairline. That's something many people have. It's that he uses more and more elaborate ways of hiding it that makes it entertaining.

I say you do it MJ style and get rid of it altogether, or go the Drexler route and fully embrace male pattern baldness.
Yea, that's ultimately the point. It's the blatant insecurity. Everyone is on their way to becoming bald. That was never the joke to me. It was the head band going higher, and higher. Acceptance, and move on. He wasn't a sex symbol, or a movie star. Who cares if it's receeding? Happens to a lot of men after say 25 years old. Nothing to be ashamed of. And all that still, the LeBron jokes were played out by 2011. No one care MJ had male patterned baldness. He accepted it, shaved it all off, and created a trend.
Harison
10-01-2014, 03:44 AM
Shaved head >>>> trying to hide it in embarrassing ways.
Smoke117
10-01-2014, 03:48 AM
Yea, that's ultimately the point. It's the blatant insecurity. Everyone is on their way to becoming bald. That was never the joke to me. It was the head band going higher, and higher. Acceptance, and move on. He wasn't a sex symbol, or a movie star. Who cares if it's receeding? Happens to a lot of men after say 25 years old. Nothing to be ashamed of. And all that still, the LeBron jokes were played out by 2011. No one care MJ had male patterned baldness. He accepted it, shaved it all off, and created a trend.

So the joke was about a man going bald who is trying to cover it up? Welcome to 300 years ago? Frankly the fact that these idiotic posts about HAIR get more responses than actual threads about BASKETBALL (the topic of this board?) is hilariously pathetic.
buddha
10-01-2014, 03:50 AM
never has a hairline disappeared so quickly before

http://images.rcs.realclearpolitics.com/24986_1_.jpg
SamuraiSWISH
10-01-2014, 03:52 AM
So the joke was about a man going bald who is trying to cover it up? Welcome to 300 years ago? Frankly the fact that these idiotic posts about HAIR get more responses than actual threads about BASKETBALL (the topic of this board?) is hilariously pathetic.
Where was I laughing at LeBron, MJ, or disagreeing these threads are stupid? I said in my very post the LeBron insecurity, and cover ups was funny in 2011. By now it's just played out, and pointless.
Smoke117
10-01-2014, 03:56 AM
Where was I laughing at LeBron, MJ, or disagreeing these threads are stupid? I said in my very post the LeBron insecurity, and cover ups was funny in 2011. By now it's just played out, and pointless.


Wasn't really directed at you. As far as Jordan stans go you are like the unasked mayo you get on a sandwich...annoying, but you can wipe it off.
305Baller
10-01-2014, 03:58 AM
mods...
SamuraiSWISH
10-01-2014, 04:03 AM
Wasn't really directed at you.
Yet you quoted me specifically? LOL ...


annoying, but you can wipe it off.
Kind of like the spillage from my nut on your mom's chin.
Smoke117
10-01-2014, 04:06 AM
Yet you quoted me specifically? LOL ...


Kind of like the spillage from my nut on your mom's chin.

Really, you went for that childish cheap shot? Next you will call me a fakkot and sock me in the face, Mj like, no? *smirk* Run along, child.
CavaliersFTW
10-01-2014, 04:16 AM
Trying to be 'like Mike' is not always a good thing. Take the way Jordan dresses. Young Lebron tried it and realized it looked retarded. Ever since I think he's clearly shied away from doing things the "Jordan way". Can you blame him?:

http://i45.tinypic.com/w1w5zo.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/DDI98.jpg

http://www.thefoundist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/QLTZK.jpg

http://www.terezowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/MJ-Main-493x700.jpg

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2012/1205/play_jordan3_d1_576.jpg

http://sportsnstats.com/wp-content/uploads/lebron-draft.jpg

whos gonna take the bait?
Denitron
10-01-2014, 04:24 AM
6/6
sportjames23
10-01-2014, 04:33 AM
Jordan even better at receding hairlines than Lebron.


:bowdown:

Oh, and OP? Reported
HomieWeMajor
10-01-2014, 06:40 AM
MJ looked like a Nigerian uncle at the age of 25.
Straight_Ballin
10-01-2014, 06:43 AM
Lol Ish'ers trying to justify lebron's hairline hiding techniques. The length people will go to protect his hairline....
poido123
10-01-2014, 07:45 AM
Lol Ish'ers trying to justify lebron's hairline hiding techniques. The length people will go to protect his hairline....


"Length" and "hairline" should not go in the same sentence :lol
StephHamann
10-01-2014, 08:03 AM
Jordan even better at receding hairlines than Lebron.

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Kevin-Garnett-Reaction-at-2013-Dunk-Contest.gif
ArbitraryWater
10-01-2014, 09:11 AM
Jordan's hairline decreasing at an incredible rate. No more tricky camera angles, or lighting could hide the fact his Hair was no longer there.

Air Jordan went to Hairless Jordan.

All left was a moonroof.

A great all around game, however his all around hair coverage was not there.

While Jordan may have reached his All Time High, his Coif reached an All Time Low.

In 1991, MJ let go of what was left... And finally became a winner.

Imagine what happens if 'Bron goes bald http://hoops-nation.com/community/public/style_emoticons/default/OhRlly.png
poido123
10-01-2014, 09:20 AM
Jordan's hairline decreasing at an incredible rate. No more tricky camera angles, or lighting could hide the fact his Hair was no longer there.

Air Jordan went to Hairless Jordan.

All left was a moonroof.

A great all around game, however his all around hair coverage was not there.

While Jordan may have reached his All Time High, his Coif reached an All Time Low.

In 1991, MJ let go of what was left... And finally became a winner.

Imagine what happens if 'Bron goes bald http://hoops-nation.com/community/public/style_emoticons/default/OhRlly.png



Still, MJ wasn't wearing oversized headbands to cover up insecurities :oldlol:
Dragic4Life
10-01-2014, 09:32 AM
MJ stay losin':roll:

Legacy taking hits day by day, any minute now before Pauk unleash that flopping compilation.
poido123
10-01-2014, 09:39 AM
MJ stay losin':roll:

Legacy taking hits day by day, any minute now before Pauk unleash that flopping compilation.


Waiting on that flop compilation?

:roll:

At least your ban will come before that ever happens :oldlol:
r15mohd
10-01-2014, 09:41 AM
slow days on ISH...balding being a topic of concern :facepalm

here's some info for reference...
25% of males start to bald at age 30
about 2/3rds of men have hair loss by 35
85% have significant thinner hair by age 50

Lebron's approaching 30 and has a receding hairline, same as 1 out of every 4 posters in this thread :rolleyes:
eriX
10-01-2014, 11:09 AM
Don't really do this but can't help it when posts are in the threads that are next to each other.


Still, MJ wasn't wearing oversized headbands to cover up insecurities :oldlol:


It's great to be good role models and if basketball players want to be squeaky clean off the court, I'm all for it.

However, athletes should not be judged on off court issues.

Not any of my concern.

Only thing basketball players should be held accountable for is how they went about playing basketball and things related to basketball.

You're judging lebron on his hairline but you just posted they shouldnt be judged on off court issues. :confusedshrug:
Dragic4Life
10-01-2014, 11:12 AM
Don't really do this but can't help it when posts are in the threads that are next to each other.





You're judging lebron on his hairline but you just posted they should be judged on off court issues. :confusedshrug:
poido exposed.
poido123
10-01-2014, 11:17 AM
Don't really do this but can't help it when posts are in the threads that are next to each other.





You're judging lebron on his hairline but you just posted they should be judged on off court issues. :confusedshrug:


Comon man, this is reaching a bit and out of context :oldlol:

I made that comment based on someone calling MJ out for being bald.