Island Survival Game (pick one)

[Jameerthefear]

http://i.imgur.com/UfIn6nm.jpg

[Orlando Magic]

If the girl isn't going to turn into a bitch, give me B.

Otherwise, C, give me the books.

[iamgine]

Human companion is very important so B.

[~primetime~]

B or D

That machine gun would go a long way... Hunting would be easy

D is also good in that you know when you get home you'll be rich, and a goal like that is good to have for survival.


Id probably have to kill that dude though :lol

[ArbitraryWater]

B...

We'd **** every day for 20 years straight :banana:

And she can't turn into a bitch... She doesn't have anyone else.

Although we might die at some point :(

Tbh, besides the Chick, D has easily the best assets IMO.

[StephHamann]

who choses D?

The brother will snort all cocaine, steal the jewelry and shot you in the head afterwards

[imdaman99]

I don't do drugs or drink so A,C, and D are out.

Looks like I'm going with B... so I can cuddle with the girl of course :pimp:

[DwnShft2Xcelr8]

B is the obvious choice. F*ck girl, have her go hunting with axe, she rows the boat and keeps track of the map/compass. You just lay back in shade with a hard dick for her to wobble on.

[KobesFinger]

B or C.

Woman

+ Human companion
+ Sex
- Extra mouth to feed
- Extra person to look out for

Dog

+ Interaction
+ Can protect you to an extent
+ Can help you get food
- Extra mouth to feed
- Won't live for 20 years

Hatchet

+ Better for cutting plants and trees
- Only one but there will be two humans

Knife

+ Better for self defence
+ Only need one because dog has teeth

Boat

+ Method of transport
+ Can be used as shelter
+ Can dismantle the boat and use for firewood if the situation is dire
- Heavy to move around, though the woman can help

Books

+ Entertainment
+ Knowledge
+ Can be used as fuel
+ Can be used as toilet paper
- In the rainy season they'll get wrecked

Map and compass

+ Navigation
+ You'll know what sorts of things are on the island
+ Can use it to plan where things will be e.g. where to put fires
- Only one and in rainy season it could get wrecked

Alcohol

+ Can be used as fuel (if spirits)

I'd probably pick B though

[embersyc]

Damn didn't read the instructions and thought we could pick one item from each group...

In which case I would take Weed, Girl, Alcohol and Cocaine.

I'd probably be dead within a year, but **** what a year it would be.

[ArbitraryWater]

B or C.

Woman

+ Human companion
+ Sex
- Extra mouth to feed
- Extra person to look out for

Dog

+ Interaction
+ Can protect you to an extent
+ Can help you get food
- Extra mouth to feed
- Won't live for 20 years

Hatchet

+ Better for cutting plants and trees
- Only one but there will be two humans

Knife

+ Better for self defence
+ Only need one because dog has teeth

Boat

+ Method of transport
+ Can be used as shelter
+ Can dismantle the boat and use for firewood if the situation is dire
- Heavy to move around, though the woman can help

Books

+ Entertainment
+ Knowledge
+ Can be used as fuel
+ Can be used as toilet paper
- In the rainy season they'll get wrecked

Map and compass

+ Navigation
+ You'll know what sorts of things are on the island
+ Can use it to plan where things will be e.g. where to put fires
- Only one and in rainy season it could get wrecked

Alcohol

+ Can be used as fuel (if spirits)

I'd probably pick B though

repped

Had me wanting to grab my Robinson Crusoe book and continue reading :oldlol:

[Theoo]

i well take A becuse i dont not know how make a fires without lighter so i well make a fires to boil water and i can use fish pole to get very good fish i well use guitar to beat bad animal until there dead and smocke weed

[Theoo]

but i well be so lonely o ma lord so lonely no dog or sexy woman to have sexing with and no ish hoop to make a posting o ma lord , i well try create a basketballs hoop to shot a basketballs with coconut , i well also make coconut phone so i well pretend be talk to my freinds on ish especially jameer , i well also make very sexy coconut vagine with flower inside that i well warm with my fires , these trick are inspirition from jameer anime pillow and i well use blood to draw face on the coconut

[ArbitraryWater]

but i well be so lonely o ma lord so lonely no dog or sexy woman to have sexing with and no ish hoop to make a posting o ma lord , i well try create a basketballs hoop to shot a basketballs with coconut , i well also make coconut phone so i well pretend be talk to my freinds on ish especially jameer , i well also make very sexy coconut vagine with flower inside that i well warm with my fires , these trick are inspirition from jameer anime pillow and i well use blood to draw face on the coconut

:(

[Theoo]

:(
arbitarywater i well even pick u instead the woman we can play coconut basketballs together it well be very fun my freind were famely

[KyleKong]

The option with the dog is the best option but dogs don't live 20 years.

[ArbitraryWater]

arbitarywater i well even pick u instead the woman we can play coconut basketballs together it well be very fun my freind were famely

come here, give me a hug http://img.pandawhale.com/96467-dr-evil-crying-gif-Imgur-HUG-M-K4no.gif

[KyleKong]

arbitarywater i well even pick u instead the woman we can play coconut basketballs together it well be very fun my freind were famely

I too like this idea.

[Le Shaqtus]

B easy.

Only problem is I could get f*cked up by wild animals, but the map will probably tell me where to avoid em and also find food. Fishing boat to travel and fish (long pointy stick a la cast away). Hatchet to chop trees so I can make a badass hut or tree house or mess up some animal bitches, then I can chill with the hot lady and not go crazy :pimp:

[ballup]

B is by large the best option. The hatchet is the most important tool hands down

[dunksby]

Fishing rod, girl, German Shepherd, assault rife. I take it we can pick one of out of each group yes? The rod gives you instant and lasting food option, the girl will provide sex, companionship and an extra hand down the line. The dog has its own food while providing protection and alertness might even be able to breed it so who knows. Assault rifle will come handy in case of a big predator attack.

[Jameerthefear]

Fishing rod, girl, German Shepherd, assault rife. I take it we can pick one of out of each group yes? The rod gives you instant and lasting food option, the girl will provide sex, companionship and an extra hand down the line. The dog has its own food while providing protection and alertness might even be able to breed it so who knows. Assault rifle will come handy in case of a big predator attack.
Only one group...

[dunksby]

Only one group...
I'll take the German Shepherd then, immediate protection and help the rest can be salvaged from plane parts and let's not forget there is an island full of resources at hand.

[Theoo]

how well you guys make fires with no lighter?

[BurningHammer]

A is decent. No sharp tools. A lighter is great for a while until the oil runs out.

B is the best option. An extra labour, great. A sharp tool, great. A vehicle, great. A navigator, great.

C is decent. A dog and a knife is great. Alcohol can be used for many things also. Books are useless except for being fire fuel.

D is also decent. An extra labour is always good, and a rifle can be useful after it runs out of ammo like a scope for fire lighting. Jewel and cocaine are absolutely useless unless you manage to get out of the island.

[BurningHammer]

how well you guys make fires with no lighter?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F35WoCsP9Vk

You just need a sharp tool that is strong enough to cut wood, and a lot of patience.