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russwest0
10-06-2014, 03:54 PM
It is basically a review of a short story and I have yet to start it.

Can it be done ISH? Yes or no?

Also any advice would be great.
Batz
10-06-2014, 03:55 PM
5 Pages? 3.5 hours? Review of a short story? Amateur crap. :oldlol:
sweggeh
10-06-2014, 03:56 PM
Come on Simon, you and your alts have had conversations between yourselves surpassing 5 pages in less than an hour on numerous occasions. Believe in yourself.
russwest0
10-06-2014, 04:03 PM
5 Pages? 3.5 hours? Review of a short story? Amateur crap. :oldlol:

I'm gonna fap now and then start it so more like 3 hours.
RidonKs
10-06-2014, 04:05 PM
pay me to write it
russwest0
10-06-2014, 04:08 PM
pay me to write it

It's over a short story called "Cathedral" by Raymond Carver.
KobesFinger
10-06-2014, 04:09 PM
Get off ISH and do it
Batz
10-06-2014, 04:10 PM
I'm gonna fap now and then start it so more like 3 hours.
All the power to ya. :cheers:
Trollsmasher
10-06-2014, 04:24 PM
protip: use a bigger font
russwest0
10-06-2014, 04:25 PM
protip: use a bigger font

it has to be in MLA format so that wouldn't be allowed. Though in a pinch I guess I could 12.1 font size that bitch
Kungfro
10-06-2014, 04:28 PM
Spend the next 3 hours thinking of a good excuse for why you couldn't get it done.
russwest0
10-06-2014, 04:30 PM
well shit now im going to go grab some subway

2 and a half hours lol
ArbitraryWater
10-06-2014, 04:34 PM
Whats up Handsome.. Yes, can be done.
ArbitraryWater
10-06-2014, 04:35 PM
well shit now im going to go grab some subway

2 and a half hours lol

Haha you'll make it anyway :cheers:
Jameerthefear
10-06-2014, 04:36 PM
I hope you get a 0
Dictator
10-06-2014, 04:38 PM
Easily
Milbuck
10-06-2014, 04:38 PM
Definitely.

If it's just a short story and if the paper is double spaced, shouldn't be too tough. If it comes down to it..change the margins, bump up the font to 12.5, and use a lot of redundant sentences written eloquently to mask it.

Hold off on the fapping, you can't get that time back if you need it. Save it for when you're done, choke that bishop in victory.
russwest0
10-06-2014, 04:53 PM
Lmao I just typed the first page in like 10 minutes. Time to go get some food now.

This shit is such a breeze.
red1
10-06-2014, 07:34 PM
you got this. three hours is more than enough time to put a coherent 5-page paper together
Booz Vivic
10-06-2014, 07:36 PM
this is cringeworthy
robert de niro
10-06-2014, 07:50 PM
better call pauk

http://i.imgur.com/rL5xeM5.jpg
red1
10-06-2014, 07:55 PM
better call pauk

http://i.imgur.com/rL5xeM5.jpg
yeah sure if you want 5 pages talking about lions and male pattern baldness :oldlol:
NBAplayoffs2001
10-06-2014, 08:40 PM
It is basically a review of a short story and I have yet to start it.

Can it be done ISH? Yes or no?

Also any advice would be great.

I wrote two papers that were 5 pages all together in about 2 hours this past weekend amongst a lot of other work. OP it shouldn't be hard at all..