Kobe Bryant vs Father Time one on one, who ya got?

[CavaliersFTW]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-o-jV6Lk1eoU/UbnQzKFBD-I/AAAAAAAAAsw/dq4bFgEswNI/s1600/kobe.png http://www.thelondonegotist.com/sites/www.thelondonegotist.com/files/images/father%20time.jpg

Will father time's undefeated streak stand strong or will Kobe cross him up and make him look foolish?

[fiddy]

Right now i got Kobe, in the long run however...

[Cold soul]

Right now? Kobe of course. In next few seasons after this current contract is up? Father time.

[moe94]

Father time is overrated. Dude isn't even that good. Nostalgia is wack. Let it go. Kobe>>>>

[Milbuck]

Father time is overrated. Dude isn't even that good. Nostalgia is wack. Let it go. Kobe>>>>
Mods.

[I<3NBA]

the one that won't retire.

unless you don't get it, it's a play on words, coz srsly, who knows which of them won't retire? LMAO

[sportjames23]

Father Time is undefeated. Kobe's already lost twice.


























































:lol

[Mr Exlax]

Kobe's been in the NBA for half his life. Half his life! I'm gonna go with the Bean on this one.

[ImKobe]

Lakers in 4.

[HOoopCityJones]

Lakers in 4.

:oldlol:

[Burgz V2]

is Father Time any good? can the Cavs get him?

[ArbitraryWater]

Fun premise..

Thread has potential

[ArbitraryWater]

is Father Time any good? can the Cavs get him?

Andddd here's the first one that cracked me up :oldlol:

[outbreak]

A wild father time appears
kobe bryant uses fadeaway.......but the attack misses!
Father time uses old man uses knee injurt........kobe bryants speed is greatly reduced!
Kobe bryant uses german doctor........his speed increases!
father time uses achilles tear
it's super effective!
Kobe bryant feints.

game over

[Levity]

if only it was called "Mother Time", then kobe could just sue her.

[red1]

if only it was called "Mother Time", then kobe could just sue her.
or sister time so kobe could rape her

[Real14]

Lebron James vs Hairline Father Time one on one, who ya got?:D

http://counterkicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/lebron-james-cleveland-cavaliers-23.jpg http://www.godermag.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Lebron-Hairline-3.jpg

[Real14]

or sister time so kobe could rape her
:coleman: doesn't make sense

[red1]

:coleman: doesn't make sense
kobe is a rapist? :confusedshrug:

[Real14]

kobe is a rapist? :confusedshrug:
He was innocent.:coleman:

[Burgz V2]

He was innocent.:coleman:

:roll: :roll: :roll:

funniest joke so far.

[I<3NBA]

:roll: :roll: :roll:

funniest joke so far.
:lebronamazed:

[JT123]

He was innocent.:coleman:
You probably think Michael Jackson and those kids in his bed "only slept" don't you? :rolleyes:

[DirkLegend41]

:roll: :roll: :roll:

funniest joke so far.
Well, she did brag to her friends that they had sex. So....

[Real14]

Well, she did brag to her friends that they had sex. So....
Exactly. Its funny that a lebron fan and a raptor fan have to lie about kobe just to make themselves feel good:lol

[TheMarkMadsen]

Father Time: 0 rings

Kobe: 5 rings

Kobe got dis

[ZeN]

How many times father time gone to Germany?

[outbreak]

Well, she did brag to her friends that they had sex. So....
wasn't the case that she agreed to sex and then refused the butt and kobe did it anyway even though she tried to stop him?

[inclinerator]

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140113175810/erbparodies/images/f/fb/Father_time_by_alexstoneart-d59w2i1.jpg

[FlashDwyaneWade3]

wasn't the case that she agreed to sex and then refused the butt and kobe did it anyway even though she tried to stop him?
Accuser said they didn't do butt sex. lol

[Real14]

Accuser said they didn't do butt sex. lol
Another salty poster caught in a lie:lol

[outbreak]

Another salty poster caught in a lie:lol

I know english is your second language but if you re read what I wrote I was asking a question. That's what I'd seen posted here before about what happened which is why I was asking. Pay more attention in your ESL classes.

[Cold soul]

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140113175810/erbparodies/images/f/fb/Father_time_by_alexstoneart-d59w2i1.jpg

I don't know why put this picture looks sick.

[DirkLegend41]

wasn't the case that she agreed to sex and then refused the butt and kobe did it anyway even though she tried to stop him?

Nope. Not true.


Accuser said they didn't do butt sex. lol
What he said. LOL Butt sex.

[Burgz V2]

Well, she did brag to her friends that they had sex. So....

2006 and 241 posts.

either you have a life outside of ISH, unlike the rest of us, or you're someone's alt.

[DirkLegend41]

2006 and 241 posts.

either you have a life outside of ISH, unlike the rest of us, or you're someone's alt.
You have no life? :facepalm

[Mr. Jabbar]

kobe wins

http://s27.postimg.org/ecya9y237/kobewins.jpg

[ArbitraryWater]

Father Time: 0 rings

Kobe: 5 rings

Kobe got dis

Father Time ended alot of ****** with rings though

[ArbitraryWater]

I don't know why put this picture looks sick.

Okay now try in English this time.

[Cold soul]

Okay now try in English this time.

Man, you must have a boring, uneventful, life bud. You following me around and shit. :oldlol:

http://m.quickmeme.com/img/a5/a5d656c5dcb65720448663a6f3cc4beded6f8df6337ac1cad2 3bb70e7d41d41b.jpg

[ArbitraryWater]

Man, you must have a boring, uneventful, life bud. You following me around and shit. :oldlol:

http://m.quickmeme.com/img/a5/a5d656c5dcb65720448663a6f3cc4beded6f8df6337ac1cad2 3bb70e7d41d41b.jpg

Check the 1st page if you wanna know why/if I'm "following you"

But I'm just messin' with ya :cheers:

[NBAplayoffs2001]

Not to extent that father time did to Muhammad Ali. He won't be nearly as good as he claims though (Kobe)

[chips93]

A wild father time appears
kobe bryant uses fadeaway.......but the attack misses!
Father time uses old man uses knee injurt........kobe bryants speed is greatly reduced!
Kobe bryant uses german doctor........his speed increases!
father time uses achilles tear
it's super effective!
Kobe bryant feints.

game over


http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzln2vsRZo1qzlvmi.gif

[Cold soul]

Check the 1st page if you wanna know why/if I'm "following you"

But I'm just messin' with ya :cheers:

Alrighty then. In that one thread you did label me a troll. Do you remember that?