Preseason GT: Houston Rockets vs. Dallas Mavericks - 8:30 ET (10/7/14)

[Smook A.]

I'm so pumped to see some Houston Rockets basketball. It's been about 5 ****ing months since that devastating loss in the playoffs vs the Blazers. When Lillard hit that shot, it seriously felt like someone stabbed me in the heart with a dagger. I remember staring at the TV for about 5 minutes not saying a single word. I then got up in anger, went to my room, and slammed the door with all my power. I was that mad. Since then, I've recovered and I just can't wait to see how Houston plays this season. Hopefully we make the playoffs and go far this time. That's really what I want to see out of this team. Another 1st round exit and I might need an ambulance.

Anyways, this game against the Dallas Mavericks will probably be my favorite preseason game out of all our other ones. Why? Well it's pretty god damn obvious. I don't think I have to explain. And no offense to any of the Mavs fans on ISH (I actually like you guys and some of the players on your team like Dirk, Monta, Jameer, and Tyson), but I really hope the Rockets kick your team's ass. I know... I know... it's a freaking preseason game, but this game means a lot to me and probably all the other Rockets fans. BTW, I don't want to come off as a cocky dude, lol. I want pretty boy Chandler Parsons to feel pain after this loss. Yeah, im still a little pissed that he left. I just want us to completely demolish these Mavs. Gonna be a fun game no matter what the outcome will be. And hey... I won't be mad if we lose (actually I will if they blow us out). But seriously, if we blow them out I will jack off to the highlights. Not even playing.


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NBA Preseason

Houston Rockets vs. Dallas Mavericks

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[ArbitraryWater]

Hey I can feel you on pretty much everything (Too bad I will be sleepy sleepy when this game's on) but I don't think anyone will be very pissed about a preseason loss... :lol

[Smook A.]

Hey I can feel you on pretty much everything (Too bad I will be sleepy sleepy when this game's on) but I don't think anyone will be very pissed about a preseason loss... :lol
I probably will though. This preseason game is probably the only one I'll be pretty mad about if we lose lol

[Milbuck]

Damn, gonna miss this game. Won't get to see Parsons shitting on his old team.

Make sure you post the highlights. Will fap to it later.

[ArbitraryWater]

I probably will though. This preseason game is probably the only one I'll be pretty mad about if we lose lol

I'd understand that somewhat actually.. But I was more so referring to the "I want Chandler Parsons to feel pain after this loss" part :lol

[Real14]

mavs got this.

[KungFuJoe]

Parsons gonna go off for 30pts including a dunk on Harden.

Please God make it happen.

[DirkNowitzki41]

too bad dirk is out. oh well, still excited for this.

youre a good dude smook, but I hate everything about the rockets so damn much. its only preseason but id love to get this W :mad:

[Smook A.]

Parsons gonna go off for 30pts including a dunk on Harden.

Please God make it happen.
30 pts in the preseason? :oldlol:

He'll probably only play around 25-30 minutes today. I can see him put up 20 points at best.

[Smook A.]

Alright, the game is about to start.

Here's a great stream link: http://nba-stream.com/live/mavericks-live-stream/channel-1/

[DirkNowitzki41]

lets goooo ladies

[Smook A.]

Harden :applause:

[Smook A.]

Monta is quick as hell

[AboutBuckets]

Ariza looking good out there

[AboutBuckets]

Ew that Harris stepback was wet. Tyson Chandler has been D-ing up real well on Howard too. Don't have any personal bias/stake in this game, just want to see some good basketball

Also thanks Smook for the game link, repped for that. Much smoother than the one I was using

[Milbuck]

Parsons on pace for 58 points :applause:

[Smook A.]

Greg Smith has 3 fouls in 2 minutes. He had the same problem when he was in Houston. So foul prone

[AboutBuckets]

Greg Smith has 3 fouls in 2 minutes. He had the same problem when he was in Houston. So foul prone

Refs are really letting the whistles rip so far though

[Smook A.]

Ew that Harris stepback was wet. Tyson Chandler has been D-ing up real well on Howard too. Don't have any personal bias/stake in this game, just want to see some good basketball

Also thanks Smook for the game link, repped for that. Much smoother than the one I was using
No problemo

[Smook A.]

Refs are really letting the whistles rip so far though
True. 12 fouls have already been called

[Smook A.]

God dammit

[D-Wait]

I know its preseason, but Dwight :facepalm

[Smook A.]

I know its preseason, but Dwight :facepalm
He looks rusty. Hopefully that wears away as time progresses.

[Smook A.]

I love D-Mo's post moves. He didn't finish as well last year. I hope he improved.

[KevinDurant35]

Is it rust....or is Howard the same player? He always has trouble with centers that can play a little defense.

[Smook A.]

This is why I hate McHale. When your bench play ****ing sucks, you have to do something. Don't forget your team has 20 players!!!

[Smook A.]

WHAT THE ****!

[Smook A.]

Holy shit! We finally ****ing scored!

[Smook A.]

I love Nick Johnson

[Smook A.]

omfg

[Smook A.]

This game is a free throw contest

Dallas has shot 30 free throws
Rockets have shot 24

Boring ass game

[Smook A.]

Another. ****ing. Foul

[Kidbasketball20]

Harden's the new Melo.


Never winning a ring.

[Kidbasketball20]

Parsons shitting all over the Houston Rockets

[Kidbasketball20]

Rox can't stop anyone from getting to the basket.

[Smook A.]

49 fouls in the 1st half

[Kidbasketball20]

Felton scoring against the Rox. Embarrassing :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm

[Smook A.]

50 fouls... 1st half just finished.

On pace for 100. 65 ****ing free throws have been attempted. Mavs have more. Way more.

[Kidbasketball20]

Unless Harden averages 30pts a game, Rox aren't making the playoffs.:banana: :banana: :banana:

[Smook A.]

Unless Harden averages 30pts a game, Rox aren't making the playoffs.:banana: :banana: :banana:
You are so smart :applause:

How many honor roll awards have you won so far in elementary school? Just wondering.

[Kidbasketball20]

You are so smart :applause:

How many honor roll awards have you won so far in elementary school? Just wondering.


I won 4 in elementary school. I'm quite the wiz. :pimp: :pimp:

[Joyner82reload]

Mavs with 38 FTA vs 30 FGA. Out of the 14 players that have been on the floor for the Mavs, 10 of them have more FTA than FGA

:wtf:

[Kidbasketball20]

Rox already missing Lin's 6th man superstar scoring skills.


Good luck getting Bev to make 3 3's a game. LOL LOL LOL

[Smook A.]

Mavs with 38 FTA vs 30 FGA. Out of the 14 players that have been on the floor for the Mavs, 10 of them have more FTA than FGA

:wtf:
Yup. The game is pretty lame. A foul was getting called literally every possession in the 1st hald. 65 free throws between the two teams. Houston has 27. Mavs have 38.

[Smook A.]

Rox already missing Lin's 6th man superstar scoring skills.


Good luck getting Bev to make 3 3's a game. LOL LOL LOL
:oldlol:

You know, you should really become a comedian!

[KungFuJoe]

Houston has zero play making and they aren't running at all. I know it's only preseason but you'd think they be trying against Dallas.

[Smook A.]

Houston has zero play making and they aren't running at all. I know it's only preseason but you'd think they be trying against Dallas.
Houston has to start running some real plays. I honestly didn't see any in the 1st half.

[Kidbasketball20]

Houston has zero play making and they aren't running at all. I know it's only preseason but you'd think they be trying against Dallas.

What do you expect with the worst coach in the NBA Kevin McFail.


This team will be a disaster! :roll: :roll:

[Kidbasketball20]

:oldlol:

You know, you should really become a comedian!

I will LOL if Ariza Bev and Jones combine for more than 25 pts a game.



Have fun being miserable this season smoove!

[Dr. Ice]

Houston has to start running some real plays. I honestly didn't see any in the 1st half.
Here you go bro, I think you're better off giving your play-by-play here:

http://www.thedreamshake.com/2014/10/7/6943519/preseason-2015-houston-rockets-vs-dallas-mavericks#comments

[Kidbasketball20]

I'm so pumped to see some Houston Rockets basketball. It's been about 5 ****ing months since that devastating loss in the playoffs vs the Blazers. When Lillard hit that shot, it seriously felt like someone stabbed me in the heart with a dagger. I remember staring at the TV for about 5 minutes not saying a single word. I then got up in anger, went to my room, and slammed the door with all my power. I was that mad. Since then, I've recovered and I just can't wait to see how Houston plays this season. Hopefully we make the playoffs and go far this time. That's really what I want to see out of this team. Another 1st round exit and I might need an ambulance.

Anyways, this game against the Dallas Mavericks will probably be my favorite preseason game out of all our other ones. Why? Well it's pretty god damn obvious. I don't think I have to explain. And no offense to any of the Mavs fans on ISH (I actually like you guys and some of the players on your team like Dirk, Monta, Jameer, and Tyson), but I really hope the Rockets kick your team's ass. I know... I know... it's a freaking preseason game, but this game means a lot to me and probably all the other Rockets fans. BTW, I don't want to come off as a cocky dude, lol. I want pretty boy Chandler Parsons to feel pain after this loss. Yeah, im still a little pissed that he left. I just want us to completely demolish these Mavs. Gonna be a fun game no matter what the outcome will be. And hey... I won't be mad if we lose (actually I will if they blow us out). But seriously, if we blow them out I will jack off to the highlights. Not even playing.


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NBA Preseason

Houston Rockets vs. Dallas Mavericks

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:biggums: :biggums: :biggums: :biggums:

[KungFuJoe]

Houston has to start running some real plays. I honestly didn't see any in the 1st half.

Well you know how I feel about houston but they are gonna miss parsons and lin. Parsons was their second best playmaker and he's great in the fast break and pushing the ball. Lin as well.

I don't think parsons is a max player but for Houston he was if that makes sense.

But we both know the biggest problem. McFail. he just can't adjust for anything. round peg in square hole.

[Kidbasketball20]

Well you know how I feel about houston but they are gonna miss parsons and lin. Parsons was their second best playmaker and he's great in the fast break and pushing the ball. Lin as well.

I don't think parsons is a max player but for Houston he was if that makes sense.

But we both know the biggest problem. McFail. he just can't adjust for anything. round peg in square hole.


Such a logical post. :applause: :applause: :applause:
Rox will be lucky to make the playoffs this season.

But if I posted that I'd get Smook calling me a comedian. :facepalm

[Cocaine80s]

Such a logical post. :applause: :applause: :applause:
Rox will be lucky to make the playoffs this season.

But if I posted that I'd get Smook calling me a comedian. :facepalm
Herro

[Kidbasketball20]

Herro

I am a hero. :pimp:

[Cocaine80s]

I am a hero. :pimp:
You are the Jackie Chan of ISH :applause:

[Kidbasketball20]

You are the Jackie Chan of ISH :applause:

Thought you'd say Bruce Lee :cheers:


But once again I'm Latino sooo

[Kidbasketball20]

Bev is such a trashy offensive player

[Cocaine80s]

Thought you'd say Bruce Lee :cheers:


But once again I'm Latino sooo
no. ur asian bro

[Kidbasketball20]

I actually feel bad for Harden. He has zero offensive playmakers now to help him.

[Kidbasketball20]

no. ur asian bro

Well you're mistaken :confusedshrug:

[Smook A.]

Obvious flop by Parsons

[Kidbasketball20]

What amazing defenes by Bev!


*sarcasm*

[Kidbasketball20]

hardenis SOOO overrated as a passer

[Smook A.]

Refs made a bad call there

edit- nvm

[Kidbasketball20]

Rockets Look Like Trash!!!

[Kidbasketball20]

Refs made a bad call there

edit- nvm

so you're saying they didn' tmake a call with the "nvm" :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm

[Smook A.]

Rockets Look Like Trash!!!
Who's head are you trying to get into? It definitely won't be me :oldlol:

Keep trying.

[Kidbasketball20]

Who's head are you trying to get into? It definitely won't be me :oldlol:

Keep trying.

I''m not trying to get into anyone's head, I'm just posting! :roll:

But the fact that you even have that thought shows where your head is at. :hammerhead: :hammerhead:

[Smook A.]

so you're saying they didn' tmake a call with the "nvm" :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm
No idiot, they reversed the call :oldlol:

Parsons stole the ball and they called it as kick ball violation. Then they reversed it. Dallas ball. Are you even watching?

[Cocaine80s]

I''m not trying to get into anyone's head, I'm just posting! :roll:

But the fact that you even have that thought shows where your head is at. :hammerhead: :hammerhead:
你是一个他妈的烦柴草。请杀死自己

[Smook A.]

I have never ever witnessed more calls in one game than this. This is like... the 60th foul in the entire game.

[Kidbasketball20]

你是一个他妈的烦柴草。请杀死自己


What does that mean? You sure do have an obsession with Asian things


Asian fetish broh?

[Smook A.]

Another foul LOL. Sooooo annoying. I wanna turn the game off but at the same time I don't.

[Kidbasketball20]

I have never ever witnessed more calls in one game than this. This is like... the 60th foul in the entire game.


Harden gets a ton of flop calls so I'm used to watching Rox games with a ton of fouls

[Kidbasketball20]

Another foul LOL. Sooooo annoying. I wanna turn the game off but at the same time I don't.

Let's be honest, there's no way you turn off the game. :banana:

[Kidbasketball20]

Rox have yhe LAZIEST D EVER


But Bev's 3s look pretty good, impressed

[Smook A.]

Let's be honest, there's no way you turn off the game. :banana:
I probably wont be turning it off now. Dallas' lead is cut to 3

[Cocaine80s]

Rox have yhe LAZIEST D EVER


But Bev's 3s look pretty good, impressed
dude you are a terrible stan

you singledhandedly turned half the laker fans in the game thread against Lin last night :roll:

relax boy

[Kidbasketball20]

dude you are a terrible stan

you singledhandedly turned half the laker fans in the game thread against Lin last night :roll:

relax boy

Like I care :confusedshrug:


When Lin plays like an All Star beast, the Laker fans are gonna love Lin, me stanning or not. :banana: :banana:

[Smook A.]

I KNOW its preseason but...

Trevor Ariza in 22 min: 12 pts on 5-7 FG, 4 reb, 3 assists, +3.
Chandler Parsons in 24 min: 14 pts on 3-7 FG, 1 reb, 1 assist, -3.

[Smook A.]

D-Mo! :applause:

[Smook A.]

Woooow -__-

[KungFuJoe]

I leave and come back and the rockets make a comeback.

How did harden and Bev look?

How about parsons?

[Smook A.]

Houston Rockets vs. Dallas Mavericks

2014 NBA Preseason

Finals Score: Rockets 111 - Dallas 108

Jeff Adrien was clutch in the end. He had 6 straight points for the Rockets in a little over 1 minute. It was towards the end of the 4th quarter. With about 25 seconds left, the score was 108 to 105 with Houston winning. Dallas had ball and their point guard, Gal Mekel, brought it up the court. He made a 3 pointer to tie game. There was 6 seconds left. Donatas Motiejunas inbounded the ball and gave it to Kostas Papanikolaou. He dribbled the ball a little and then shot up a 3. As he went up for it, Jae Crowder fouled him, so K-Papa ended up shooting 3 free throws and made all of them. Final score was 111-108.

Box Score: http://www.nba.com/tvc/index.html?gamecode=20141007/HOUDAL&brand=HOU

Bonus - 109 free throws were shot between Houston & Dallas. Dallas shot 64 FTs and Houston shot 45. Also, the refs called 91 fouls! Boring game, but the end was fun to watch.

[Smook A.]

I leave and come back and the rockets make a comeback.

How did harden and Bev look?

How about parsons?
Harden looked good. 17 pts, 2 asts, and 3 stls in 23 minutes.

Beverley was making his 3's. He didn't have an eye popping game but finished with 9 pts, 4 reb, 4 asts, and 1 stl.

Chandler Parsons ended the game with 14/1/1 and also had 2 steals. Ariza outplayed him, though :)

[SpecialQue]

Bonus - 109 free throws were shot between Houston & Dallas. Dallas shot 64 FTs and Houston shot 45. Also, the refs called 91 fouls! Boring game, but the end was fun to watch.

What the ****....in a preseason game????

[Milbuck]

Houston Rockets vs. Dallas Mavericks

2014 NBA Preseason

Finals Score: Rockets 111 - Dallas 108

Jeff Adrien was clutch in the end. He had 6 straight points for the Rockets in a little over 1 minute. It was towards the end of the 4th quarter. With about 25 seconds left, the score was 108 to 105 with Houston winning. Dallas had ball and their point guard, Gal Mekel, brought it up the court. He made a 3 pointer to tie game. There was 6 seconds left. Donatas Motiejunas inbounded the ball and gave it to Kostas Papanikolaou. He dribbled the ball a little and then shot up a 3. As he went up for it, Jae Crowder fouled him, so K-Papa ended up shooting 3 free throws and made all of them. Final score was 111-108.

Box Score: http://www.nba.com/tvc/index.html?gamecode=20141007/HOUDAL&brand=HOU

Bonus - 109 free throws were shot between Houston & Dallas. Dallas shot 64 FTs and Houston shot 45. Also, the refs called 91 fouls! Boring game, but the end was fun to watch.
Lmfao at you making this thread all official with your fonts and shit. It's preseason. Preseason.

[Smook A.]

What the ****....in a preseason game????
Yeah :lol

The refs literally called a foul every possession. Frustrating as ****

[DirkLegend41]

I KNOW its preseason but...

Trevor Ariza in 22 min: 12 pts on 5-7 FG, 4 reb, 3 assists, +3.
Chandler Parsons in 24 min: 14 pts on 3-7 FG, 1 reb, 1 assist, -3.
Still at the end, Parsons > Ariza.

[Smook A.]

Lmfao at you making this thread all official with your fonts and shit. It's preseason. Preseason.
Who cares if its preseason. I did the same shit on ClutchFans and ProSportsDaily. Looks more professional.

[Fire Colangelo]

That was actually a slow and painful to watch...

Mavs literally had like 50-60 foul shots and missed like 20 of them.... D-mo looked good tho.

[ronnymac]

Still at the end, Parsons > Ariza.
Parson is a marginal upgrade costing twice the salary. The Rockets got Ariza and Papanikola for a tottal of 12 milion while Parsons cost 14 mill by himself.Papa in the last quarter showed he will be very solid addition.

[Real14]

That was actually a slow and painful to watch...

Mavs literally had like 50-60 foul shots and missed like 20 of them.... D-mo looked good tho.

Hey that's whats the preseason for. People are not going to be automatic right now.

[Mr Exlax]

Damn this game sucked. I couldn't watch the whole thing.

[Kidbasketball20]

Lmfao at you making this thread all official with your fonts and shit. It's preseason. Preseason.

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: Silly boy