View Full Version : Would you bang Jessica Alba for free....
Nick Young
10-09-2014, 07:44 PM
But the whole world got to watch a live stream, and the recorded video would permanently be on the front page of youtube as long as youtube exists? And also your parents, grandma and siblings would be watching live.
Nick Young
10-09-2014, 07:48 PM
Yes. I wouldn't think twice about it. What's so bad about being famous for banging Jessica Alba?
There is pressure. If you *** in 2 seconds or look like an idiot, that will stick with you forever...If you nail her like a champ and make her scream with pleasure, you will never have a problem getting a girl again.
Some people can't handle that kind of pressure.
Also your parents, siblings and grandma will be watching you.
Also, Jessica Alba's millionaire husband will be watching.
Would you be able to perform and fully enjoy the experience knowing your mom and grandma are watching your every bone?
tomtucker
10-09-2014, 07:50 PM
There is pressure. If you *** in 2 seconds or look like an idiot, that will stick with you forever...
Also your parents, siblings and grandma will be watching you.
Would you be able to perform and fully enjoy the experience knowing your mom and grandma are watching you bone?
they seen it before.........i will never forget that 3-some
Brizzly
10-09-2014, 07:57 PM
No
imdaman99
10-09-2014, 07:58 PM
No. She just recently gave birth. She is milf status definitely.
So I'll just shell out the $100 for a hotel room.
bigkingsfan
10-09-2014, 08:05 PM
I would nut right before that. So I'll last at least 10 mins.
Knicks101
10-09-2014, 08:09 PM
What about my Grandpa? Will he be watching as well?
Chris99
10-09-2014, 08:13 PM
If it was Raquel Welch or Audrey Hepburn in their prime, yeah.
Nick Young
10-09-2014, 08:23 PM
So my parents would be forced to watch it? They can't look away or turn it off?
Clockwork Orange style
https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5223/5649454015_bfaa82c3b0.jpg
Also, your siblings, your grandma, and Alba's husband.
Nick Young
10-09-2014, 08:23 PM
This is 2007 alba right?
Yes, whatever her prime is for you, that is the form of Alba you will get to boink.
Nick Young
10-09-2014, 08:24 PM
What about my Grandpa? Will he be watching as well?
No, he might get a heart attack.
Angel Face
10-09-2014, 08:24 PM
Yes, who cares if they're watching. My uncles, grandpa, brother, dad would probably get jealous.
L.Kizzle
10-09-2014, 08:26 PM
I was adopted. I don't care if Mr. Drummond watches me do anything. He ain't my real father.
TheReal Kendall
10-09-2014, 08:27 PM
Most definitely. Would knock her up too
Long Duck Dong
10-09-2014, 08:43 PM
She have no ass
Wouldn't smash
Stuckey
10-09-2014, 08:51 PM
I don't see any monetary benefits to this.
there probably would be some but I doubt you would blow up like Kim K or Paris H
Brizzly
10-09-2014, 08:52 PM
there probably would be some but I doubt you would blow up like Kim K or Paris H
The first robot sex movie would probably be a best seller.
Milbuck
10-09-2014, 09:13 PM
Prime Alba? Like 2006-07?
Yes. Zero doubt about it. I'd fly to London just to show my grandma the footage and watch her reaction firsthand.
AintNoSunshine
10-09-2014, 09:25 PM
What? Who says no? Yes yes yes.
hateraid
10-09-2014, 09:41 PM
My parents would give me a Wiser clap
Sarcastic
10-09-2014, 09:41 PM
For free? Easily. I'd actually pay for this opportunity.
BRabbiT
10-09-2014, 09:51 PM
No
Jailblazers7
10-09-2014, 10:08 PM
**** no lol
thabisyo
10-09-2014, 11:00 PM
Hell no!
robert de niro
10-09-2014, 11:05 PM
no thx
ThePhantomCreep
10-10-2014, 12:46 AM
Seems like a lot to put up with for a couple of minutes of sex with a (most likely) disgusted Jessica Alba. Throw in ScarJo and you can play it at my funeral.
Swaggin916
10-10-2014, 01:03 AM
Probably not because I would never hear the end of it.
JtotheIzzo
10-10-2014, 07:53 AM
But the whole world got to watch a live stream, and the recorded video would permanently be on the front page of youtube as long as youtube exists? And also your parents, grandma and siblings would be watching live.
Bang Jessica Alba, and have documented proof for everyone to see and know you did it?
That kind of makes the whole thing more enticing, as you'd have proof and many witnesses.
Nick Young
10-10-2014, 08:45 AM
Bang Jessica Alba, and have documented proof for everyone to see and know you did it?
That kind of makes the whole thing more enticing, as you'd have proof and many witnesses.
What if you *** in under a minute and she pushes you off of her in disgust at the end.
And also her millionaire husband is watching.
He might send people after you.
What if you *** in under a minute and she pushes you off of her in disgust at the end.
And also her millionaire husband is watching.
He might send people after you.
I'm assuming she is a willing participant here.
Nick Young
10-10-2014, 09:13 AM
I'm assuming she is a willing participant here.
Yes, she is 51%/49% willing.
But if you displease her within the first minute or so her opinions will change.
So you got a minute of performance to swing her opinions your way.
Imagine if you suck so bad she throws you off her, infront of the entire world, then laughs at you.
alenleomessi
10-10-2014, 09:29 AM
she had a baby so not worth it
change it to katy perry behind the scenes of some of her weird music videos and ill do it
http://capricho.abril.com.br/imagem/580x362/katy-perry-roar-video-8.jpg
http://cdn01.cdnwp.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy-imgx/4/3/2/7/1/2/1/orig-4327121.jpg
http://www.picturesgoogle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Katy-Perry-ft-Snoop-Dogg-California-Gurls.avi_snapshot_03.43_2010.06.26_11.54.26.jpg
DonD13
10-10-2014, 09:33 AM
of course not common man my mother and everybody would see it
and when you walk down the streets people would be like 'oh look that's that youtube guy'
that would be hell!
how desperate are you guys? :biggums:
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