View Full Version : We need to get Jameer a Girlfriend
sweggeh
10-18-2014, 07:25 PM
Before he completes the transformation into a fully fledged pedo. He needs help from someone, and if not us, who?
CavaliersFTW
10-18-2014, 07:29 PM
I'm actually totally fine with Chris Hansen and the justice system helping him.
SexSymbol
10-18-2014, 07:32 PM
yo sweggeh, don't be sexist, Jam may like men
doe we both know that's the only reason you created this thread, right?
we know you're dreaming of Jameer's ass being too tight
don't pretend that you're not when it's all that you've got.
J Shuttlesworth
10-18-2014, 08:04 PM
Man the amount that you guys obsess over a 16 year old kid... it makes me wonder who the real pedo is :biggums:
Richesly
10-18-2014, 08:26 PM
We need to get sweggeh a tranny doll.
DeuceWallaces
10-18-2014, 08:37 PM
Lol. Sweggeh got 3-4 internet trolls living rent free and he thinks they need the girlfriend.
Im so nba'd out
10-18-2014, 08:45 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51XHWKSYK5L.jpg
somebody call Ethan Hunt
RoundMoundOfReb
10-18-2014, 09:10 PM
Jameer is seriously living rent free in some of your heads
SupermanOnSteroids
10-19-2014, 02:35 AM
what city does he live in. maybe i can help.
ImKobe
10-19-2014, 02:37 AM
Jameer is seriously living rent free in some of your heads
he's a kissless virgin and a Kobe stan
Cactus-Sack
10-19-2014, 02:55 AM
We need to get op some tranny **** so he can stop obsessing over it.
SupermanOnSteroids
10-19-2014, 03:40 AM
i assumed Jameer is from Orlando so I helped him the only way i know how.
http://orlando.craigslist.org/m4w/4721449905.html
Bad ass male seeking a woman to put his bad ass pe nis in - 22 (Orlando)
age : 22 body : big hair : receeding height : 5'5" (165cm) politics : lemon party education : skool ov hard nocs occupation : Fry cook status : single swagg : level 1000000000000000000000000000+
As you grils already know, I'm a bad ass male. and by bad ass, i mean bruce lee, neil armstrong, putin, and pancho villa all rolled into one. women usually line up to give me their numbers, so i don't need this, but i just wanted to take some time out of my usual busy hectic schedule to send a shout out to my ladies who are stuck at home and can't get out. Give Jameer a call and Jameer a be knockin. Eh? Ya know you like that. You blushin already.
so anyways, my hobbies are surfing the internet, watching porn, jacking it, jacking it to multiple tabs of porn open and scrolling through them all while jacking it. oh that and basketball. i'm also a regular poster on a basketball site named ISH known and renowned as Jameer. First name basis ladies. Popular fella. Just say the word Jameer and everyone would point you straight to me.
Outside of jacking it, my life basically revolves around basketball. Jacking it has given me soo much forearm strength that the arc on my shots iz rediculous. I be draining it all day long over dem punks on the court dat dare to face me. Plus my basketball knowledge knows no bounds. I am the freaking prophet on ISH.
Anyways, enough about myself. Lets talk about what i want in you.
I want you to be real gurl. Just be real. Magazine covers and 2D internet porn and the budlight girls cardboard cutouts with the hole down there just don't do it for me anymore. Jameer be steppin his game up these days. Ya know I'm sayin. So just be real. I don't care if you have one leg or your head is bald naturally or your lipstick goes way beyond the boundaries of your lips. i don't care if you look like an alien in the morning and have to draw your eyebrows on with a pencil or fat is just pouring out of your tight firm fitting clothing. Just be real babe. And be willing. Cuz Jameer be dat willing dude himself. Lets make sweet muzik together. We wud listen to dat 2000 Usher together and I would show you my bronie collection and you can shove your light saber up my rectum. Fun timez would we be havin babe. U got it U got it babe? ;)
So holla atcha boy.
Jameer
ps: don't be wierded out too much if I stick a dildo in your vajayjay backwards and present my butt to you. you're still a girl and i'm still a guy, so technically this is still counts as straight.
do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
poido123
10-19-2014, 03:43 AM
i assumed Jameer is from Orlando so I helped him the only way i know how.
http://orlando.craigslist.org/m4w/4721449905.html
Bad ass male seeking a woman to put his bad ass pe nis in - 22 (Orlando)
age : 22 body : big hair : receeding height : 5'5" (165cm) politics : lemon party education : skool ov hard nocs occupation : Fry cook status : single swagg : level 1000000000000000000000000000+
As you grils already know, I'm a bad ass male. and by bad ass, i mean bruce lee, neil armstrong, putin, and pancho villa all rolled into one. women usually line up to give me their numbers, so i don't need this, but i just wanted to take some time out of my usual busy hectic schedule to send a shout out to my ladies who are stuck at home and can't get out. Give Jameer a call and Jameer a be knockin. Eh? Ya know you like that. You blushin already.
so anyways, my hobbies are surfing the internet, watching porn, jacking it, jacking it to multiple tabs of porn open and scrolling through them all while jacking it. oh that and basketball. i'm also a regular poster on a basketball site named ISH known and renowned as Jameer. First name basis ladies. Popular fella. Just say the word Jameer and everyone would point you straight to me.
Outside of jacking it, my life basically revolves around basketball. Jacking it has given me soo much forearm strength that the arc on my shots iz rediculous. I be draining it all day long over dem punks on the court dat dare to face me. Plus my basketball knowledge knows no bounds. I am the freaking prophet on ISH.
Anyways, enough about myself. Lets talk about what i want in you.
I want you to be real gurl. Just be real. Magazine covers and 2D internet porn and the budlight girls cardboard cutouts with the hole down there just don't do it for me anymore. Jameer be steppin his game up these days. Ya know I'm sayin. So just be real. I don't care if you have one leg or your head is bald naturally or your lipstick goes way beyond the boundaries of your lips. i don't care if you look like an alien in the morning and have to draw your eyebrows on with a pencil or fat is just pouring out of your tight firm fitting clothing. Just be real babe. And be willing. Cuz Jameer be dat willing dude himself. Lets make sweet muzik together. We wud listen to dat 2000 Usher together and I would show you my bronie collection and you can shove your light saber up my rectum. Fun timez would we be havin babe. U got it U got it babe? ;)
So holla atcha boy.
Jameer
ps: don't be wierded out too much if I stick a dildo in your vajayjay backwards and present my butt to you. you're still a girl and i'm still a guy, so technically this is still counts as straight.
do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
:roll: :roll:
CavaliersFTW
10-19-2014, 03:45 AM
i assumed Jameer is from Orlando so I helped him the only way i know how.
http://orlando.craigslist.org/m4w/4721449905.html
Bad ass male seeking a woman to put his bad ass pe nis in - 22 (Orlando)
age : 22 body : big hair : receeding height : 5'5" (165cm) politics : lemon party education : skool ov hard nocs occupation : Fry cook status : single swagg : level 1000000000000000000000000000+
As you grils already know, I'm a bad ass male. and by bad ass, i mean bruce lee, neil armstrong, putin, and pancho villa all rolled into one. women usually line up to give me their numbers, so i don't need this, but i just wanted to take some time out of my usual busy hectic schedule to send a shout out to my ladies who are stuck at home and can't get out. Give Jameer a call and Jameer a be knockin. Eh? Ya know you like that. You blushin already.
so anyways, my hobbies are surfing the internet, watching porn, jacking it, jacking it to multiple tabs of porn open and scrolling through them all while jacking it. oh that and basketball. i'm also a regular poster on a basketball site named ISH known and renowned as Jameer. First name basis ladies. Popular fella. Just say the word Jameer and everyone would point you straight to me.
Outside of jacking it, my life basically revolves around basketball. Jacking it has given me soo much forearm strength that the arc on my shots iz rediculous. I be draining it all day long over dem punks on the court dat dare to face me. Plus my basketball knowledge knows no bounds. I am the freaking prophet on ISH.
Anyways, enough about myself. Lets talk about what i want in you.
I want you to be real gurl. Just be real. Magazine covers and 2D internet porn and the budlight girls cardboard cutouts with the hole down there just don't do it for me anymore. Jameer be steppin his game up these days. Ya know I'm sayin. So just be real. I don't care if you have one leg or your head is bald naturally or your lipstick goes way beyond the boundaries of your lips. i don't care if you look like an alien in the morning and have to draw your eyebrows on with a pencil or fat is just pouring out of your tight firm fitting clothing. Just be real babe. And be willing. Cuz Jameer be dat willing dude himself. Lets make sweet muzik together. We wud listen to dat 2000 Usher together and I would show you my bronie collection and you can shove your light saber up my rectum. Fun timez would we be havin babe. U got it U got it babe? ;)
So holla atcha boy.
Jameer
ps: don't be wierded out too much if I stick a dildo in your vajayjay backwards and present my butt to you. you're still a girl and i'm still a guy, so technically this is still counts as straight.
do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/09/colbert-jaw-drop.gif
:roll:
KyleKong
10-19-2014, 04:03 AM
i assumed Jameer is from Orlando so I helped him the only way i know how.
http://orlando.craigslist.org/m4w/4721449905.html
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-aBh6oOtDn5I/TjlebkYRHCI/AAAAAAAAAB0/CNBH9lHJd6Q/s581/cannot%2520be%2520unread.png
Fudge
10-19-2014, 04:08 AM
ayy lmao
Random_Guy
10-19-2014, 08:28 AM
i assumed Jameer is from Orlando so I helped him the only way i know how.
http://orlando.craigslist.org/m4w/4721449905.html
Bad ass male seeking a woman to put his bad ass pe nis in - 22 (Orlando)
age : 22 body : big hair : receeding height : 5'5" (165cm) politics : lemon party education : skool ov hard nocs occupation : Fry cook status : single swagg : level 1000000000000000000000000000+
As you grils already know, I'm a bad ass male. and by bad ass, i mean bruce lee, neil armstrong, putin, and pancho villa all rolled into one. women usually line up to give me their numbers, so i don't need this, but i just wanted to take some time out of my usual busy hectic schedule to send a shout out to my ladies who are stuck at home and can't get out. Give Jameer a call and Jameer a be knockin. Eh? Ya know you like that. You blushin already.
so anyways, my hobbies are surfing the internet, watching porn, jacking it, jacking it to multiple tabs of porn open and scrolling through them all while jacking it. oh that and basketball. i'm also a regular poster on a basketball site named ISH known and renowned as Jameer. First name basis ladies. Popular fella. Just say the word Jameer and everyone would point you straight to me.
Outside of jacking it, my life basically revolves around basketball. Jacking it has given me soo much forearm strength that the arc on my shots iz rediculous. I be draining it all day long over dem punks on the court dat dare to face me. Plus my basketball knowledge knows no bounds. I am the freaking prophet on ISH.
Anyways, enough about myself. Lets talk about what i want in you.
I want you to be real gurl. Just be real. Magazine covers and 2D internet porn and the budlight girls cardboard cutouts with the hole down there just don't do it for me anymore. Jameer be steppin his game up these days. Ya know I'm sayin. So just be real. I don't care if you have one leg or your head is bald naturally or your lipstick goes way beyond the boundaries of your lips. i don't care if you look like an alien in the morning and have to draw your eyebrows on with a pencil or fat is just pouring out of your tight firm fitting clothing. Just be real babe. And be willing. Cuz Jameer be dat willing dude himself. Lets make sweet muzik together. We wud listen to dat 2000 Usher together and I would show you my bronie collection and you can shove your light saber up my rectum. Fun timez would we be havin babe. U got it U got it babe? ;)
So holla atcha boy.
Jameer
ps: don't be wierded out too much if I stick a dildo in your vajayjay backwards and present my butt to you. you're still a girl and i'm still a guy, so technically this is still counts as straight.
do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
lol repped
Shade8780
10-19-2014, 08:34 AM
i assumed Jameer is from Orlando so I helped him the only way i know how.
http://orlando.craigslist.org/m4w/4721449905.html
Bad ass male seeking a woman to put his bad ass pe nis in - 22 (Orlando)
age : 22 body : big hair : receeding height : 5'5" (165cm) politics : lemon party education : skool ov hard nocs occupation : Fry cook status : single swagg : level 1000000000000000000000000000+
As you grils already know, I'm a bad ass male. and by bad ass, i mean bruce lee, neil armstrong, putin, and pancho villa all rolled into one. women usually line up to give me their numbers, so i don't need this, but i just wanted to take some time out of my usual busy hectic schedule to send a shout out to my ladies who are stuck at home and can't get out. Give Jameer a call and Jameer a be knockin. Eh? Ya know you like that. You blushin already.
so anyways, my hobbies are surfing the internet, watching porn, jacking it, jacking it to multiple tabs of porn open and scrolling through them all while jacking it. oh that and basketball. i'm also a regular poster on a basketball site named ISH known and renowned as Jameer. First name basis ladies. Popular fella. Just say the word Jameer and everyone would point you straight to me.
Outside of jacking it, my life basically revolves around basketball. Jacking it has given me soo much forearm strength that the arc on my shots iz rediculous. I be draining it all day long over dem punks on the court dat dare to face me. Plus my basketball knowledge knows no bounds. I am the freaking prophet on ISH.
Anyways, enough about myself. Lets talk about what i want in you.
I want you to be real gurl. Just be real. Magazine covers and 2D internet porn and the budlight girls cardboard cutouts with the hole down there just don't do it for me anymore. Jameer be steppin his game up these days. Ya know I'm sayin. So just be real. I don't care if you have one leg or your head is bald naturally or your lipstick goes way beyond the boundaries of your lips. i don't care if you look like an alien in the morning and have to draw your eyebrows on with a pencil or fat is just pouring out of your tight firm fitting clothing. Just be real babe. And be willing. Cuz Jameer be dat willing dude himself. Lets make sweet muzik together. We wud listen to dat 2000 Usher together and I would show you my bronie collection and you can shove your light saber up my rectum. Fun timez would we be havin babe. U got it U got it babe? ;)
So holla atcha boy.
Jameer
ps: don't be wierded out too much if I stick a dildo in your vajayjay backwards and present my butt to you. you're still a girl and i'm still a guy, so technically this is still counts as straight.
do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
:applause: :bowdown:
Jameerthefear
10-19-2014, 09:11 AM
lol at me settling for an ugly girl
lol at me not having a gf already
ayy lmao
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