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waseem780
10-21-2014, 04:29 PM
You're sitting in the back of the bus with 4 guys and your crush , one of the guys who is known for being crazy takes out his dick for a few seconds as a joke cause he's sitting infrunna your crush(no one knows you have a crush on her) and your right behind him and everyones laughing and your crush is covering her eyes and saying stuff like stop and half laughing

imdaman99
10-21-2014, 04:31 PM
Punch him in the dick of course
lol

MadeFromDust
10-21-2014, 05:09 PM
You do nothing at the time so as to not give crush away. But then at lunch time you go up shake his hand at the same time you sucker slap him with a slice of pizza. Honor preserved. Still have power to reveal crush on your terms.

SugarHill
10-21-2014, 05:11 PM
You do nothing at the time so as to not give crush away. But then at lunch time you go up shake his hand at the same time you sucker slap him with a slice of pizza. Honor preserved. Still have power to reveal crush on your terms.
:oldlol:

riseagainst
10-21-2014, 05:13 PM
do you have a bigger d1ck than him? If so, whip yours out and place said d1ck next to his to impress your crush.

sweggeh
10-21-2014, 05:15 PM
Judging from how you described her reaction, she is gonna be sucking that very same dick dry sometime soon if you dont make a move now.

KyrieTheFuture
10-21-2014, 05:44 PM
I hope this isn't serious, you about to get mad at someone for hitting on a girl you kinda like and they don't even know that? Weak. Even I'm not that weak

TheReal Kendall
10-21-2014, 05:58 PM
I hope this isn't serious, you about to get mad at someone for hitting on a girl you kinda like and they don't even know that? Weak. Even I'm not that weak

This.

Do nothing, she isn't your girl. You need to put in some work and let her know how you feel about her and stop being a little bitch dude.

She can either say yes or no. Man up!

Man I miss HS, we used to do this type of shit in class. We would put our ***** like close to our pockets and tell the chick to reach in.

sweggeh
10-21-2014, 06:02 PM
I am deadly serious about what I said mate.

Once a girl sees a guys dick, especially at when shes young and inexperienced, shes gonna have that in stuck in her mind for a while. She is gonna see this guy differently and if he makes a move sometime soon, she is gonna be down. She is gonna touch his dick next time as the next "joke", then she is gonna be laughing as she begins to suck that ****.

Time is not on your side brother.

StephHamann
10-21-2014, 06:03 PM
start sucking his **** and tell her you did this for her

russwest0
10-21-2014, 06:09 PM
tell him to cut it out and if he doesn't then pull down your pants to reveal your bigger dick and then start whooping his ass to impress her

robert de niro
10-21-2014, 06:13 PM
u take urs out and challenge that mafuker to a lightsaber duel, the winner gets the girl

~primetime~
10-21-2014, 06:18 PM
Hit him over the head with a hard object to knock him out and then rape him right in front of her.

That's alpha and women love alpha-males

GimmeThat
10-22-2014, 01:55 AM
if it was only for a few seconds and the way she reacted. I probably wouldn't think much of it.

but as another poster said. time is not on the dude's side, if it passes a certain point, just knock the guy out.




and I'm not sure if this has anything to do with whether or not that girl is your crush.

you get to pick your days to behave like a gentleman too now?


edit- unless the chick is absolutely digging it, and you got yourself a ticket to the gun show accidentally

then I guess you might just have to covers your eyes and half jokingly say "stop it"

BigBoss
10-22-2014, 02:14 AM
Judging from how you described her reaction, she is gonna be sucking that very same dick dry sometime soon if you dont make a move now.

Sweggeh is a piece of shit, but he's right here..

And who the hell is whipping out their dick on a crowded bus :lol

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/64/6494d9a65195279d35717e6d97375037c34660e076011dc05b cc67011a212df0.jpg

That dude is scheming to get in her pants.

CeltsGarlic
10-22-2014, 02:15 AM
Doing nothing is really not the way to go

blablabla
10-22-2014, 05:39 AM
This just proves that ish gives amazing advice. Your crush will be sucking his d in no time

Done_And_Done
10-22-2014, 05:44 AM
Just shit your pants next time. You take that spotlight back son.