SupermanOnSteroids
10-22-2014, 07:45 PM
So I was sitting on my couch at home waiting for my girlfriend to come home. She promised she had something nice to show me. A surprise. So I was just sitting there in my shorts on the couch in front of the TV. My balls itched, so I put my hand down my shorts to itch them. And then I felt my pe nis.
Touching it felt real nice, so I started playing with it. I wasn't jacking off. I'm no perv loser. I was just flopping it around and just squeezing it, making airplane noises. I don't know what came into my mind but all of a sudden I found myself folding it in half turning the front end 180 degrees. Then I crossed the end over the end, turned the head back around and pulled it back through the hole that was created by the original bend. And my pe nis was now tied in a knot.
At first i found it very hilarious. I was running around the house naked swinging it and hitting things with the weighted end like a golf club, giggling out loud like an excited 1st grader. it was hilarious. until...
...my girlfirend comes home. i ask her about the surprise she had for me. she pulls down her top to expose her tits and show me she got them pierced. i just happen to find pierced tits extremely hot. instant erection. all the blood rushed to my pe nis, which is now tied up in a knot.
the pain was excruciating. i immediately fell to my knees and started screaming. watching me scream in pain made my girlfriend start screaming. all the screams attracted neighbors who also started screaming when they saw my pe nis tied up in a knot trying to get an erection.
i am about to lose it. i don't know what to do. the first thing i did was grab my computer and asked ISH for advice. Please help ISH. What should I do now?
Touching it felt real nice, so I started playing with it. I wasn't jacking off. I'm no perv loser. I was just flopping it around and just squeezing it, making airplane noises. I don't know what came into my mind but all of a sudden I found myself folding it in half turning the front end 180 degrees. Then I crossed the end over the end, turned the head back around and pulled it back through the hole that was created by the original bend. And my pe nis was now tied in a knot.
At first i found it very hilarious. I was running around the house naked swinging it and hitting things with the weighted end like a golf club, giggling out loud like an excited 1st grader. it was hilarious. until...
...my girlfirend comes home. i ask her about the surprise she had for me. she pulls down her top to expose her tits and show me she got them pierced. i just happen to find pierced tits extremely hot. instant erection. all the blood rushed to my pe nis, which is now tied up in a knot.
the pain was excruciating. i immediately fell to my knees and started screaming. watching me scream in pain made my girlfriend start screaming. all the screams attracted neighbors who also started screaming when they saw my pe nis tied up in a knot trying to get an erection.
i am about to lose it. i don't know what to do. the first thing i did was grab my computer and asked ISH for advice. Please help ISH. What should I do now?