Dirk to Parsons: You pay for dinner, it

[R.I.P.]

The Mavs would have had no chance of even pursuing Parsons if not for Dirk's hometown discount deal, a three-year, $25 million contract that will pay the future Hall of Famer less than half of his market value. Nowitzki isn't above sarcastically reminding his buddy of that from time to time.

"I told him every dinner on the road this year is on him," Nowitzki said, "because it's my money anyway." :lol

[nathanjizzle]

wow, someone is pretty entitled.

[ArbitraryWater]

lmfaoo :oldlol:

[Myth]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-h3nl6nMfTMk/UIrn-LjBRxI/AAAAAAAAAh4/I1j3RR_-eXA/s1600/its-my-money-and-i-need-it-now.jpg

[Bobcats2013]

Dirk again proving he's the ultimate OG :oldlol:

[CelticBaller]

Dirk too real

[Cali Syndicate]

Dirk showing the league how its done.

[mattvNJ]

wow, someone is pretty entitled.
if youve ever seen anything featuring dirk or his personality youd know this is a harmless farce and or a joke. But he is essentially right. Dirk wouldnt be a dick a like that in a serious manner

[SsKSpurs21]

not a Mavs fan for obvious reasons but you gotta love Dirk.

[Taller than CP3]

If I were Parsons, I'd be like "You're the dumbass that took the paycut, it's not like you're going to win a ring with me anyways."

[Smook A.]

Dirk has too much swagger :pimp:

[ArbitraryWater]

If I were Parsons, I'd be like "You're the dumbass that took the paycut, it's not like you're going to win a ring with me anyways."

Holy shit why do you take it so seriously..

And the Mavs do have a chance, like alot of West teams.

[artificial]

If I were Parsons, I'd be like "You're the dumbass that took the paycut, it's not like you're going to win a ring with me anyways."
Glad you are not Parsons, because that's a terribly cheap, dumb comeback to a guy that is most likely just trying to crack a friendly laugh.

[BuffaloBill]

Parsons not gonna earn that contract anyway. Dude is trash

[L.Kizzle]

Went from riding in Dwight's ride to paying for Dirks meal.

[AboutBuckets]

Lmao I hope Dirk does some sort of color commentary/studio work when he retires. Funny ass dude and an all-time great

[SpecialQue]

If I were Parsons, I'd be like "You're the dumbass that took the paycut, it's not like you're going to win a ring with me anyways."

No, you wouldn't.

[stevieming]

awesome dirk!

Parsons will stump up the cash man, he's the new boy, buying a few dinners is nothing.

[oarabbus]

If I were Parsons, I'd be like "You're the dumbass that took the paycut, it's not like you're going to win a ring with me anyways."

This is the guy who comes to parties and the room clears out :oldlol:

[KyleKong]

Went from riding in Dwight's ride to paying for Dirks meal.

I wonder if D12 asked for that car back. :lol

[Heavincent]

Lmao I hope Dirk does some sort of color commentary/studio work when he retires. Funny ass dude and an all-time great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gev_Phjl764

[Hamtaro CP3KDKG]

This is the guy who comes to parties and the room clears out :oldlol:
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :applause:

[Knoe Itawl]

If I were Parsons, I'd be like "You're the dumbass that took the paycut, it's not like you're going to win a ring with me anyways."

Right, but that's because you're a d!ckhead with no sense of humor. Since Parsons most likely isn't, he probably laughed it off, like any normal person would.

[Budadiiii]

Dirk is a passive aggressive douche bag.

Such a narcissistic prick, and a megalomaniac misogynist pig.

Dirk isn't being funny here, he actually likes to belittle people, he loves taunting and playing the role of a bully

And this is why no one wants to play with Dirk. Dirk is selfish, he won't accept anyone taking his alpha role on the team.

And the Mavs are suffering because of it

[Nanners]

felton wants to know if his meals are covered too

[pastis]

Dirk is a passive aggressive douche bag.

Such a narcissistic prick, and a megalomaniac misogynist pig.

Dirk isn't being funny here, he actually likes to belittle people, he loves taunting and playing the role of a bully

And this is why no one wants to play with Dirk. Dirk is selfish, he won't accept anyone taking his alpha role on the team.

And the Mavs are suffering because of it

its the DIrk thread, not the KOBE thread bro

[TOUCH MY BODY]

Dirk is the man!

[RidonKs]

thats awesome, dirk is one of a kind for taking less money to begin with but gets even more props for throwing it out into the air so everybody understands he isn't resentful, just realistic

[MavsPoke]

Dirk is a passive aggressive douche bag.

Such a narcissistic prick, and a megalomaniac misogynist pig.

Dirk isn't being funny here, he actually likes to belittle people, he loves taunting and playing the role of a bully

And this is why no one wants to play with Dirk. Dirk is selfish, he won't accept anyone taking his alpha role on the team.

And the Mavs are suffering because of it

You spelled K-O-B-E wrong.

[moaz]

bla bla bla

Epic trolling attempt fail.

[Thorn]

felton wants to know if his meals are covered too
not even if Dirk didn't take a paycut

[Myth]

felton wants to know if his meals are covered too

"Dirk, can we go to the buffet again? PLEEEEEASE!"

[chips93]

thats awesome, dirk is one of a kind for taking less money to begin with but gets even more props for throwing it out into the air so everybody understands he isn't resentful, just realistic

why would anyone think he would be resentful? the reason he took a paycut was so the mavs could sign good players like parsons