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sweggeh
11-04-2014, 05:48 PM
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SugarHill
11-04-2014, 05:52 PM
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bigkingsfan
11-04-2014, 06:05 PM
Those are awful.
SugarHill
11-04-2014, 06:06 PM
Those are awful.
Even 8 and 15? :coleman:
sweggeh
11-04-2014, 06:09 PM
Those are awful.

You just dont get them. They require a bit of thinking before you get it.
bigkingsfan
11-04-2014, 06:14 PM
You just dont get them. They require a bit of thinking before you get it.

There's not much thinking required, those are just awful.
sweggeh
11-04-2014, 06:15 PM
No they dont

I've got some bad news.
Maniak
11-04-2014, 06:20 PM
bagelred just got enough material for the next 6 years
~primetime~
11-04-2014, 06:26 PM
aka "dad jokes"
Nanners
11-04-2014, 06:29 PM
why are there so many unsolved murders in west virginia? because there are no dental records and everybody has the same DNA.
sweggeh
11-04-2014, 06:30 PM
why are there so many unsolved murders in west virginia? because there are no dental records and everybody has the same DNA.

That wasn't even a joke...that was just crazy offensive.
Maniak
11-04-2014, 06:30 PM
why are there so many unsolved murders in west virginia? because there are no dental records and everybody has the same DNA.
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
HomieWeMajor
11-04-2014, 06:33 PM
If 32 can go into 12 once , how many years is Karl Malone looking at ?
Myth
11-04-2014, 06:33 PM
They require a bit of thinking before you get it.

Well, at least #18 was explained to you.
ThePhantomCreep
11-04-2014, 06:39 PM
An autopsy confirmed that Michael Jackson died of food poisoning--he bit into an 8 year old sausage.
SugarHill
11-04-2014, 07:13 PM
If 32 can go into 12 once , how many years is Karl Malone looking at ?
:roll:
4 Inches
08-24-2015, 12:50 AM
If 32 can go into 12 once , how many years is Karl Malone looking at ?
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KnittingRyu
08-24-2015, 01:06 AM
You just dont get them. They require a bit of thinking before you get it.

:biggums:
Levity
08-24-2015, 02:56 PM
Thanks, Op!

now that i got material, ill let you guys know how my open mic night goes!!!
Kungfro
08-24-2015, 04:09 PM
Thanks, Op!

now that i got material, ill let you guys know how my open mic night goes!!!

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