ITT we ponder some of life's serious questions

[SupermanOnSteroids]

Is it gay if you touch wieners with another guy?

[RoundMoundOfReb]

not sure. you're gay if you're the op of this thread though

[SupermanOnSteroids]

If Molly has $7 and wants to buy 3 apples and she boards a train from Tokyo to Frankfurt traveling at 158 mph going east at 7 pm, what color are Molly's panties?

[SupermanOnSteroids]

Do cannibals avoid eating clowns because they taste funny?

[Im Still Ballin]

Can a man with a micropenis impregnate a woman?

[GimmeThat]

Is it gay if you touch wieners with another guy?

it all depends on whether or not someone is trying to settle a court suit with you

[nathanjizzle]

What came first, the forum or the thread.

[Im Still Ballin]

What came first, the forum or the thread.
The forum I think?

[RoundMoundOfReb]

Can a man with a micropenis impregnate a woman?
In vitro?

[SupermanOnSteroids]

why doesn't mcdonalds sell hot dogs?

[BigBoss]

why doesn't mcdonalds sell hot dogs?

http://insendai.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/mc-hotdog.jpg

http://i1.wp.com/listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/1544645159_e6f21f9b4a-jpg.jpeg

https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2422/3833952926_faf748eebf.jpg

http://f00.inventorspot.com/images/mega-teriyaki-mac.jpg

http://www.delish.com/cm/delish/images/2Q/mcdonalds-japanese-ad.jpg

http://www.trbimg.com/img-514b5048/turbine/la-dd-sausage-double-beef-burger-at-mcdonalds--001/583


They fukin sell everything in other countries

[GimmeThat]

why doesn't mcdonalds sell hot dogs?

America knows what McDonalds is

the rest of the world don't know what living life in America is like



as usual, I'm probably absolutely wrong here


and if we ought to be about strictly speaking,
I'm talking about revenue/profit model here

[DonD13]

http://dc699.4shared.com/img/t8A5KmVice/s3/1439d90a920/The_Joke_Me_Your_Mom_Animated_.gif

[sweggeh]

America knows what McDonalds is

the rest of the world don't know what living life in America is like



as usual, I'm probably absolutely wrong here


and if we ought to be about strictly speaking,
I'm talking about revenue/profit model here

:oldlol: wtf..

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

No, it is not INHERENTLY homosexual to touch penises with another man.

It can be done accidentally through wrestling.

It can be done through sports soft tissue massages.

It is all about context.

However bare skin to skin contact for extended period of times leaves some... rather questionable motives. In which case one would, admittedly, categorize it another homosexual behavior.

2) Cannibals and consumption of clown flesh.

Tasting funny does not matter when it comes to a body's aching for nutrients. Liver and kidney are organ meats (offal) which have a rather distinct flavor. As do Durian. But they do what tehy are intended to do and provide the organism with nutrients. A clown can dress up, act funny, put a red nose on his head, strike fear into everyone but at the end of the day he is scrumptious omnivorous flesh to a cannibal. And seeing as how they are usually on the heftier side, their tender meat would resemble a filet mignon rather than a lean sirloin.

4)
***** size is not usually relevant since most men are close within each other; rather than far. However, micros barely reach G-spot, let alone the cervical cavity which is the primary barrier to the uterus and fallopian tubes.

SPerm projectile speed, however is very very important. I'd like to have you guys take a seat right now and remind yourselves that you were the first sperm to impregnate your mother's egg. Before you were born, you were a winner. LIfe was tough before you even had a brain. An acidic hot environment... dozens of defender sperm, killer sperm and many others prevented you. Just like the sea beckons forth baby sea turtles---- as clever coatimundis and foxes come and snatch them up during their infantile stage; you too have withstood a great battle. Praise be to Allah.

As a man, your duty is to go forth and sprint towards victory. Godspeed.