Jerry Seinfeld at 38 was tapping this 17 year old

[BigBoss]

Jerry Seinfeld when he was 38 was tapping this 17 year old.

http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/nM/esq-jerry-seinfeld-lg.jpg

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/6d/65/66/6d65664c85d004bac46b28f4cb195774.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/09/08/article-0-0DC5CA2200000578-518_634x981.jpg


Would you?

[bballnoob1192]

good for him. u jelly bro?

[Fawker]

because these pictures prove tapping

[ThePhantomCreep]

because these pictures prove tapping

I doubt Jerry was hanging with a 17-year old for the sparkling conversation.

[I<3NBA]

what's her name and where can i get nekkid pics?

[Smook A.]

She looks ****ing 30 :wtf:

[BigBoss]

http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/small/1008/the-rich-are-different-seinfeld-shoshanna-lonstein-breast-bo-demotivational-poster-1281271141.jpg

Howard Stern made a parody song/video on this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RytMJ2-X-rw

[NBAplayoffs2001]

id hit it

[ALBballer]

Jerry Seinfeld at that point of his career was probably a multi-millionaire and was a TV star. Point simply, he probably could have slept with some of the hottest models in the world but we are supposed to be impressed he was dating a 17 year old. I find it creepy.

[iamgine]

Ehh he coulda gotten a younger looking 17 years old.

[BigBoss]

Jerry Seinfeld at that point of his career was probably a multi-millionaire and was a TV star. Point simply, he probably could have slept with some of the hottest models in the world but we are supposed to be impressed he was dating a 17 year old. I find it creepy.

Not impressed, but it's interesting how societal rules get throw out the window. I know this is obvious stuff, but just another reminder. If you make you money you can literally do whatever the **** you want to do.

[LJJ]

Not impressed, but it's interesting how societal rules get throw out the window. I know this is obvious stuff, but just another reminder. If you make you money you can literally do whatever the **** you want to do.

What the hell do you mean? It was a big deal at the time and everybody was creeped out by it.

Just like you would be if the 38 year old neighbor you know started dating a 17 year old.

[imdaman99]

Those boobs don't look 17 :eek:

[CelticBaller]

Those boobs don't look 17 :eek:
fo real

[ArbitraryWater]

Not bad.... Although perhaps a bit embarrassing for Jerry if other celebs knew about her age.. Awkward.

But good for him.

[SugarHill]

She doesn't look 17. Are they real?

[Inactive]

She's hot, and she looks like she's at least mid 20s. Anyone would find her attractive, but it's still creepy to act on it.

[~primetime~]

Yeah here is the deal with this one...and why it ISN'T that creepy

She doesn't look anywhere near 17 years old...she looks the same age as my wife who is 30.




hearing her talk might open an eye though...

[GimmeThat]

I never quite understood what took them so long

[ILLsmak]

haha. Well, it's weird... if I were to go with a girl who was younger if I was famous, it would be a girl who was talented. She could be hot, too, but it would be a girl who was like an art prodigy or something.

Of course, to be fair... looking at her wiki (and she apparently has one) she seems like she's pretty smart. I mean, obviously she's smart if she pulled Seinfeld lol.

I think I would worry less about a girl's age if she was legal... and more about her trajectory. If she turned out to be a nothing, that would reflect more on a person where as if she went on to do her own thing, it would not be as large of an issue. I could even try to help her.

But yea, that girl looks like a girl I know who is... not 17. haha. I think the girl was 23 when I met her.

The thing about Seinfeld is he looks old, but she looks older, too. If he was good looking and youthful, it would look less like a weird pair. It's hard to think of any reason she was with him other than to use him, and that would be something I couldn't deal with.

-Smak

[masonanddixon]

Even if she's hot, what the hell can you possibly have in common with someone that age?

She looks about 30 though in those photos.

[Lakers Legend#32]

Whatever, she's old now.

[kurple]

Jerry Seinfeld at that point of his career was probably a multi-millionaire and was a TV star. Point simply, he probably could have slept with some of the hottest models in the world but we are supposed to be impressed he was dating a 17 year old. I find it creepy.
let me **** your brain for a moment and blow your mind


what if jerry dont give a shit what we think? maybe the girl is the best lay he has ever gotten (body looks to be made for fvcking) or that she's funny or nice as hell

why would he date a chic to impress internett warriors like yourself

[JohnnySic]

Damn this is old news. She's as old as me now. :eek:

I worked with this Jewish girl who looked like her and was 16 but didn't look 16....

[kurple]

Not bad.... Although perhaps a bit embarrassing for Jerry if other celebs knew about her age.. Awkward.

didnt the whole world know?

[LJJ]

Damn this is old news. She's as old as me now. :eek:

I worked with this Jewish girl who looked like her and was 16 but didn't look 16....

She would have been as old as you back then also :kobe:

[Dresta]

So.. what's the acceptable age for a middle-aged man then? 25? Gotta allow the 20s. Young ***** makes an old man feel young again; it can turn a middle-aged, depressive loner into an exuberant free spirit!

Age is just so arbitrary when it comes to deciding sexual respectability. It's not like she doesn't look a hell of a lot older than 17, and it's not like a 17-year old can't have more emotional maturity and intelligence and independence than a 39-year old, though it may be rare.

There are girls that only go for guys at least a decade older than them, remember.



She would have been as old as you back then also :kobe:

Nah, Johnny's just been travelling really, really fast all this time.

[alenleomessi]

that doesnt look 17 and im not even talking about the tits
she looks older than jared leto

[CelticBaller]

From her wiki page

He dropped her as soon as she turned 21. :oldlol:
2 old :oldlol:

[JohnnySic]

She would have been as old as you back then also :kobe:
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/mind_blown.gif

[Jello]

let me **** your brain for a moment and blow your mind


what if jerry dont give a shit what we think? maybe the girl is the best lay he has ever gotten (body looks to be made for fvcking) or that she's funny or nice as hell

why would he date a chic to impress internett warriors like yourself
Probably jerks it to the memory of ****ing her. Anybody no matter what age would **** this girl if she offered herself even if she was 17(or at least wait until she was 18)