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Fudge
11-14-2014, 01:50 PM
Which one was worse?

Childs got a few weak cheap shots in, and Teletovic straight up trolled the f*ck out of LeBron with that quirky grin on his face. This is kinda tough when you think about it.

protox
11-14-2014, 01:56 PM
Kobe. Don't f with the Russians. Just look at what Putin is doing and has anyone had the balls to stop him?

r15mohd
11-14-2014, 01:57 PM
Which one was worse?

Childs got a few weak cheap shots in, and Teletovic straight up trolled the f*ck out of LeBron with that quirky grin on his face. This is kinda tough when you think about it.


Kobe got a free 2pc from Childs...Kobe's was by far, worse! :lol

stalkerforlife
11-14-2014, 01:57 PM
Kobe was like 20, bro. It was a sucker punch, too.

Few 20 year olds are ready to battle 30+ year old men in a fight.

STATUTORY
11-14-2014, 01:58 PM
I once spoke to a very well reputed and established UFC trainer about what was the most impressive thing he ever seen in a fight and to my surprise he told me it was Chris Childs haymaking Kobe in the thorax and Kobe not even flinching

he said that punch would have literally killed most fighters including UFC heavyweights like Brock Lesnar and maybe even 1960s era mountain lions

r15mohd
11-14-2014, 01:59 PM
Kobe was like 20, bro. It was a sucker punch, too.

Few 20 year olds are ready to battle 30+ year old men in a fight.


this man was slower and smaller than Kobe...these are the type of excuses your stans use :facepalm

stalkerforlife
11-14-2014, 01:59 PM
I once spoke to a very well reputed and established UFC trainer about what was the most impressive thing he ever seen in a fight and to my surprise he told me it was Chris Childs haymaking Kobe in the thorax and Kobe not even flinching

he said that punch would have literally killed most fighters including UFC heavyweights like Brock Lesnar and maybe even 1960s era mountain lions

Kobe doesn't feel pain.

Fudge
11-14-2014, 02:01 PM
Kobe was like 20, bro. It was a sucker punch, too.

Few 20 year olds are ready to battle 30+ year old men in a fight.
True.

He had a closed fist and an open shot to Kobe's face and he barely connected on both of them. :lol

NoFlinchBe

#number6ix#
11-14-2014, 02:03 PM
Let's see getting 2 pieced or smiled at.... Hard choice

Bless Mathews
11-14-2014, 02:05 PM
Kobe was like 20, bro. It was a sucker punch, too.

Few 20 year olds are ready to battle 30+ year old men in a fight.


Sucker punch??

Bwahahahahahaga bah


My stomach. My stomach.


How the fucc it a sucker punch when they facing each other and Kobe already threw a half ass elbow?

Hhahahahahahahahahahab

stalkerforlife
11-14-2014, 02:12 PM
Sucker punch??

Bwahahahahahaga bah


My stomach. My stomach.


How the fucc it a sucker punch when they facing each other and Kobe already threw a half ass elbow?

Hhahahahahahahahahahab

Take a xanax, bro.

You seem out of sorts.

Bless Mathews
11-14-2014, 02:14 PM
Take a xanax, bro.

You seem out of sorts.

That shit is hilarious.

Kobe got PUNKED and BACKED UP to a 6' tall point guard.

It's that white rich suburb in him. Don't know how to fight.

Droid101
11-14-2014, 02:17 PM
Only on ISH, getting punched twice in the throat during a professional basketball game is getting "punked."

nba_55
11-14-2014, 02:18 PM
Only on ISH, getting punched twice in the throat during a professional basketball game is getting "punked."

Stop acting like you know what was going on outside of ISH.

VengefulAngel
11-14-2014, 02:35 PM
Stop acting like you know what was going on outside of ISH.

is*

dazzer87
11-14-2014, 02:43 PM
I once spoke to a very well reputed and established UFC trainer about what was the most impressive thing he ever seen in a fight and to my surprise he told me it was Chris Childs haymaking Kobe in the thorax and Kobe not even flinching

he said that punch would have literally killed most fighters including UFC heavyweights like Brock Lesnar and maybe even 1960s era mountain lions
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs2/1267594_o.gif


Your bf knees buckled...........:roll:

Bless Mathews
11-14-2014, 02:51 PM
Only on ISH, getting punched twice in the throat during a professional basketball game is getting "punked."


It's not??


Hahahaha.

Lemme come smack you around, bitch.

It's nothin.

What's worse is how after his sissy , bitch ass elbow attempt , he BACKED up like a lil girl to someone a half a foot smaller than him and got the one , two.

Only reason why it was his throat, Cus Kobe towers over him. Lol.

Punked like a lil bitch.

VengefulAngel
11-14-2014, 02:58 PM
It's not??


Hahahaha.

Lemme come smack you around, bitch.

It's nothin.

What's worse is how after his sissy , bitch ass elbow attempt , he BACKED up like a lil girl to someone a half a foot smaller than him and got the one , two.

Only reason why it was his throat, Cus Kobe towers over him. Lol.

Punked like a lil bitch.

Do you realise you're talking all this smack on an basketball forum?

Genaro
11-14-2014, 02:58 PM
Kobe. Don't f with the Russians. Just look at what Putin is doing and has anyone had the balls to stop him?
WTF do Russians have to do with it? Kobe, Lebron and Childs are Americans and Teletovic is Bosnian and Herzegovinian.

Bless Mathews
11-14-2014, 02:59 PM
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs2/1267594_o.gif


Your bf knees buckled...........:roll:

And look at him backing up like a little girl.


Full gif. Notice the half ass bitch ass elbow , then BACK DOWN WALK BACK before getting the one, two by someone a half a foot shorter than him.

http://images.yuku.com.s3.amazonaws.com/image/gif/d42358b8ea913b168b27e8ac33004a93f12e785.gif

Bless Mathews
11-14-2014, 03:02 PM
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs2/1267594_o.gif


Your bf knees buckled...........:roll:

And look at him backing up like a little girl.


Full gif. Notice the half ass bitch ass elbow , then BACK DOWN WALK BACK before getting the one, two by someone a half a foot shorter than him.

The bitch ass elbow and then walking back like a girl.

So shook. So scared. Classic rich white kid shit.

Prolly his first fight. Lil bitch

http://massappeal.com/wp-content/uploads/kobe-gets-punched-chris-childs.gif

Droid101
11-14-2014, 03:02 PM
A Kobe fan must have stolen Bless Matthew's lunch money at school one too many times.

oarabbus
11-14-2014, 03:10 PM
That shit is hilarious.

Kobe got PUNKED and BACKED UP to a 6' tall point guard.

It's that white rich suburb in him. Don't know how to fight.


Shit, I'm not even white. But I always see you calling Kobe "white" as if it's an insult. What's your problem with white people man?

Bless Mathews
11-14-2014, 03:11 PM
A Kobe fan must have stolen Bless Matthew's lunch money at school one too many times.


Stupid.

Look at the video.

It's plain as day. Kobe backed down like a lol punk bitch.

Then got the 1.2.

End of story.

Bless Mathews
11-14-2014, 03:12 PM
Shit, I'm not even white. But I always see you calling Kobe "white" as if it's an insult. What's your problem with white people man?


Rich suburban punk ass white people I got a problem with.

Selfish bitch made pieces of shit.

Just like Kobe.

Bless Mathews
11-14-2014, 03:15 PM
Do you realise you're talking all this smack on an basketball forum?


We are typing.

Fudge
11-14-2014, 03:15 PM
Bless going in. :roll:

Why so hostile today, my niga?

Bless Mathews
11-14-2014, 03:17 PM
Bless going in. :roll:

Why so hostile today, my niga?


Fucc a rich spoiled white punk from the burbs niggah.

Ain't nothin new.

RoundMoundOfReb
11-14-2014, 03:18 PM
Kobe.

HOoopCityJones
11-14-2014, 03:22 PM
Childs gave Kobe a clean two piece , I can't even lie.

JT123
11-14-2014, 03:23 PM
Kobe, and it's not even close. Can someone please explain to me how grinning at someone when there are 10 guys between you is punking them? :oldlol:

pauk
11-14-2014, 03:37 PM
Ill take scrawny euros smirking at me anyday over a smaller guy actually whooping my ass.

sportjames23
11-14-2014, 04:16 PM
I once spoke to a very well reputed and established UFC trainer about what was the most impressive thing he ever seen in a fight and to my surprise he told me it was Chris Childs haymaking Kobe in the thorax and Kobe not even flinching

he said that punch would have literally killed most fighters including UFC heavyweights like Brock Lesnar and maybe even 1960s era mountain lions


:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

j3lademaster
11-14-2014, 04:44 PM
Teletovic didn't punk Lebron, Lebron punked Lebron. Lebron's the one who initiated dirty contact on Kirilenko and Teletovic tried to wrap him up to prevent an easy basket.

http://i.imgur.com/VTSR340.gif

Lebron was about to grab his neck to flop, but realizes the whistle's already been blown and decides it's a good time to act tough. Those are elite reactions :applause: Haters have to realize Lebron made this decision in a split second and don't realize how hard it actually is in an actual game.

And this is when you know someone just wants to look tough and not actually fight.

http://i.imgur.com/a70Q9zG.gif

Lebron walks towards Teletovic slowly while mean-mugging, giving his teammates ample time to react to the situation and "hold him back". I'm sorry, but if a man of Lebron's physique wants to go after someone, that weak shit from Beasely isn't holding him back.

Kobe backed up from Childs, yeah. I think Kobe actually was scared and threw that weak-ass elbow in a little bit of a panic to back Childs off, but when he took that 1-2 he went after Childs. I mean sure it's apparent that Kobe (at least at the time) didn't/ doesn't know how to fight, but he's not a disgusting fake tough guy about it.

So to op it's a trick question. Lebron punked himself more than Childs punked Kobe.

Fudge
11-14-2014, 04:48 PM
Teletovic didn't punk Lebron, Lebron punked Lebron. Lebron's the one who initiated dirty contact on Kirilenko and Teletovic tried to wrap him up to prevent an easy basket.

http://i.imgur.com/VTSR340.gif

Lebron was about to grab his neck to flop, but realizes the whistle's already been blown and decides it's a good time to act tough. Those are elite reactions :applause: Haters have to realize Lebron made this decision in a split second and don't realize how hard it actually is in an actual game.

And this is when you know someone just wants to look tough and not actually fight.

http://i.imgur.com/a70Q9zG.gif

Lebron walks towards Teletovic slowly while mean-mugging, giving his teammates ample time to react to the situation and "hold him back". I'm sorry, but if a man of Lebron's physique wants to go after someone, that weak shit from Beasely isn't holding him back.

Kobe backed up from Childs, yeah. I think Kobe actually was scared and threw that weak-ass elbow in a little bit of a panic to back Childs off, but when he took that 1-2 he went after Childs. I mean sure it's apparent that Kobe (at least at the time) didn't/ doesn't know how to fight, but he's not a disgusting fake tough guy about it.

So to op it's a trick question. Lebron punked himself more than Childs punked Kobe.
Repped.

Awesome breakdown. :applause: It really is a tougher call than people make it out to be.

tpols
11-14-2014, 04:51 PM
Teletovic didn't punk Lebron, Lebron punked Lebron. Lebron's the one who initiated dirty contact on Kirilenko and Teletovic tried to wrap him up to prevent an easy basket.

http://i.imgur.com/VTSR340.gif

Lebron was about to grab his neck to flop, but realizes the whistle's already been blown and decides it's a good time to act tough. Those are elite reactions :applause: Haters have to realize Lebron made this decision in a split second and don't realize how hard it actually is in an actual game.

And this is when you know someone just wants to look tough and not actually fight.

http://i.imgur.com/a70Q9zG.gif

Lebron walks towards Teletovic slowly while mean-mugging, giving his teammates ample time to react to the situation and "hold him back". I'm sorry, but if a man of Lebron's physique wants to go after someone, that weak shit from Beasely isn't holding him back.

Kobe backed up from Childs, yeah. I think Kobe actually was scared and threw that weak-ass elbow in a little bit of a panic to back Childs off, but when he took that 1-2 he went after Childs. I mean sure it's apparent that Kobe (at least at the time) didn't/ doesn't know how to fight, but he's not a disgusting fake tough guy about it.

So to op it's a trick question. Lebron punked himself more than Childs punked Kobe.

Exactly...

Trollsmasher
11-14-2014, 04:54 PM
Only on ISH, getting punched twice in the throat during a professional basketball game is getting "punked."

A Kobe fan must have stolen Bless Matthew's lunch money at school one too many times.
Kobe Internet Defense Force doing work:applause:

zoom17
11-14-2014, 04:54 PM
Exactly...

Kobe was worse got punked by a point guard.

G0ATbe
11-14-2014, 04:59 PM
Kobe wasn't even punked. He could've easily dodged the swings if he wanted to, but he has a steel chin so it wasn't necessary. Then childs ran behind the crowd of teammates once Kobe went after him.

TheMarkMadsen
11-14-2014, 05:00 PM
im confused

Kobe didn't even flinch after getting punched twice in the neck

Lebron got pushed and flew across the court

how is this even a question

SugarHill
11-14-2014, 05:07 PM
im confused

Kobe didn't even flinch after getting punched twice in the neck

Lebron got pushed and flew across the court

how is this even a question
:roll:

tpols
11-14-2014, 05:08 PM
Kobe was worse got punked by a point guard.

According to some in this thread teletovic was just a scrawny euro. :lol

I love how LeBron chose the white guy to pull his tough guy act on. Bran knew teletovic was a professional, not a hot head. Tried mugging him and acting tough. Mirza was laughing because he Saw the act for what it was. He knew LeBron wasn't going to do shit and his whole hold me back routine was just a bluff.

LeBron would NEVER pull this shit on a guy like artest who has the potential to react the second you start walking towards him. Bran would be out. :oldlol:

It was just an awkward display of the fake tough guy act

Batz
11-14-2014, 05:12 PM
What a lonely bunch.

SugarHill
11-14-2014, 05:12 PM
According to some in this thread teletovic was just a scrawny euro. :lol

I love how LeBron chose the white guy to pull his tough guy act on. Bran knew teletovic was a professional, not a hot head. Tried mugging him and acting tough. Mirza was laughing because he Saw the act for what it was. He knew LeBron wasn't going to do shit and his whole hold me back routine was just a bluff.

LeBron would NEVER pull this shit on a guy like artest who has the potential to react the second you start walking towards him. Bran would be out. :oldlol:

It was just an awkward display of the fake tough guy act

Artest pulled the same tough guy BS to Ibaka :durantunimpressed:

Not that I'm saying Artest wouldn't kill LeBron lol

TheMarkMadsen
11-14-2014, 05:18 PM
:roll:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-r0km1vEaV-Q/TboZDFylmfI/AAAAAAAAGuw/N6OGrKDas5g/s400/KobeBryantChrisChilds_crop_340x234.jpg

of course he tried dodging the fist coming at his face like any normal human would do but he didn't back down and go running or fall down. He came right back swinging

unlike Lebron who was pushed and was literally sent flying

you tell me which is worse..

http://i.imgur.com/6i1TYlR.gif

vs


http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs2/1534011_o.gif

Kobe got punched in the neck twice and didn't even lose his balance or take a step back :bowdown: :bowdown:

UFCBE

dannywpt
11-14-2014, 05:20 PM
My avatar reveals the answer to this thread

Bless Mathews
11-14-2014, 05:21 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-r0km1vEaV-Q/TboZDFylmfI/AAAAAAAAGuw/N6OGrKDas5g/s400/KobeBryantChrisChilds_crop_340x234.jpg

of course he tried dodging the fist coming at his face like any normal human would do but he didn't back down and go running or fall down. He came right back swinging

unlike Lebron who was pushed and was literally sent flying

you tell me which is worse..

http://i.imgur.com/6i1TYlR.gif

vs


http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs2/1534011_o.gif

Kobe got punched in the neck twice and didn't even lose his balance or take a step back :bowdown: :bowdown:

UFCBE

He didn't take a step back?

Are you blind. ?

He backed like a girl after throwing a bitch made elbow.

You kobe tards keep setting new Levels of idiocy.

Fudge
11-14-2014, 05:22 PM
My avatar reveals the answer to this thread
:roll:

Hamtaro CP3KDKG
11-14-2014, 05:32 PM
My avatar reveals the answer to this thread
:roll: :roll:

Droid101
11-14-2014, 05:36 PM
A Kobe fan spit in Bless Matthews' soda at school.

pauk
11-14-2014, 05:39 PM
http://i1214.photobucket.com/albums/cc500/pauk666/punch_out_von_kaiser_03.jpg

STATUTORY
11-14-2014, 05:42 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-r0km1vEaV-Q/TboZDFylmfI/AAAAAAAAGuw/N6OGrKDas5g/s400/KobeBryantChrisChilds_crop_340x234.jpg

of course he tried dodging the fist coming at his face like any normal human would do but he didn't back down and go running or fall down. He came right back swinging

unlike Lebron who was pushed and was literally sent flying

you tell me which is worse..

http://i.imgur.com/6i1TYlR.gif

vs


http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs2/1534011_o.gif

Kobe got punched in the neck twice and didn't even lose his balance or take a step back :bowdown: :bowdown:

UFCBE
LIterally the most heroic thing I have ever witnessed on the hardwood floor

:applause: :applause: :applause:

Kobe was like jesus, he didn't tap. :bowdown: :bowdown:

Bless Mathews
11-14-2014, 05:43 PM
A Kobe fan spit in Bless Matthews' soda at school.

Your moms don't spit, she swallows.

Droid101
11-14-2014, 05:45 PM
A Kobe fan gave Bless Mathews a wet willie.

Ariza4three
11-14-2014, 05:48 PM
Kobe.

Kobe got destroyed by a Child.

Patrick Chewing
11-14-2014, 05:52 PM
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs2/1534011_o.gif

Kobe got punched in the neck twice and didn't even lose his balance or take a step back :bowdown: :bowdown:

UFCBE


Are you blind? Dude's knees buckled hard after that combo.

Weak Chinbe.

wakencdukest
11-14-2014, 06:09 PM
Are you blind? Dude's knees buckled hard after that combo.

Weak Chinbe.



If you look closely, Child's wrists buckled with both shots to Kobe's neck. Kobe's pride was the only thing that got hurt that day.

Bless Mathews
11-14-2014, 06:10 PM
A Kobe fan gave Bless Mathews a wet willie.

My bbc makes your moms ***** wet as a lake.

Cocaine80s
11-14-2014, 06:13 PM
The way Kobe's knees buckled as his lights went out for a half second gave me a semi

TheMarkMadsen
11-14-2014, 06:14 PM
My bbc makes your moms ***** wet as a lake.

"wet as a lake"

this dude must have graduated from the school of similes

Droid101
11-14-2014, 06:17 PM
"wet as a lake"

this dude must have graduated from the school of similes
Uh, it's pretty clear he didn't go to school from his posts, and thinking he's "hard" or something. I'll have to change up my analogies on why Kobe is on his mind all the time.

A Kobe fan keyed Bless Mathews' 1985 Honda Civic.

Bless Mathews
11-14-2014, 06:42 PM
Uh, it's pretty clear he didn't go to school from his posts, and thinking he's "hard" or something. I'll have to change up my analogies on why Kobe is on his mind all the time.

A Kobe fan keyed Bless Mathews' 1985 Honda Civic.


I got the keys to your moms dirty ass 4th floor apartment.

Ariza4three
11-14-2014, 06:44 PM
I got the keys to your moms dirty ass 4th floor apartment.
RUTHLESS. :eek:

Le Shaqtus
11-14-2014, 06:58 PM
Teletovic trolled the crap out of LeBron, that shit was hilarious.

Trollsmasher
11-14-2014, 07:19 PM
ITT: TheMarkMadsen can't difer between a white guy and a black guy:lol

Anyway - Kobe is the winner. Childs owned him.

LeBron, on the other hand, made a dude who killed 3 Serbs when he was eight years old back off the fight:applause:

truhooper
11-14-2014, 07:45 PM
Let's see getting 2 pieced or smiled at.... Hard choice

:roll:

Droid101
11-14-2014, 08:34 PM
LeBron, on the other hand, made a dude who killed 3 Serbs when he was eight years old back off the fight:applause:
So, you didn't watch the altercation?

Teletovic stood his ground, and LeBron pretended to charge... waiting for his teammates to get to him to "hold him back" before he really started to fake pulling away from them. Shit was actually embarrassing for him.