View Full Version : your personal tombstone - what would it say?
What will your tombstone say?
:confusedshrug:
Akrazotile
11-21-2014, 01:32 AM
"Dis ***** dead"
I like that star face very original. Mine is going to say the same thing, except mine will say e-ga
sick_brah07
11-21-2014, 01:45 AM
I aint bout this life
I aint bout this life
LOL ... then right below that it should say "on to the next"
PullupJay
11-21-2014, 01:54 AM
I ain't got no type
Bad bitches is the only thing that I like
You ain't got no life
Cups with the ice and we do this every night
CAAIDN
11-21-2014, 07:48 AM
http://i62.tinypic.com/a58bc.jpg
:biggums:
Ratnik
11-21-2014, 08:07 AM
im sorry for being born
robert de niro
11-21-2014, 09:45 AM
thanks obama
JEFFERSON MONEY
11-21-2014, 02:49 PM
Deshi basara
iTare
11-21-2014, 02:50 PM
Op is a fa*got
stalkerforlife
11-21-2014, 03:22 PM
"Ugly face. Small package. Poor. Stupid. He is finally free. R.I.P."
step_back
11-21-2014, 03:32 PM
I told you I was ill.
RidonKs
11-21-2014, 03:45 PM
What will your tombstone say?
:confusedshrug:
just a picture of me doing the confused shrug\
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AePFFz4saoo/S7R6GlZ4rWI/AAAAAAAAAag/_nifzZxHGIY/s1600/larrydavid.jpg
RidonKs
11-21-2014, 03:49 PM
i think i'd want to commission a surrealist artist to engrave into the stone some awesome landscape design weaving into a single picture all the things i did in my life... or maybe i'll just start carving it myself right now and by the time i die it'll be ready to go
i think i'd want to commission a surrealist artist to engrave into the stone some awesome landscape design weaving into a single picture all the things i did in my life... or maybe i'll just start carving it myself right now and by the time i die it'll be ready to go
Not a bad idea; it surely couldn't hurt. You'd be ahead of the game.
(have you know, a semi-animated .tif file of a head rolling engraved right into the damn thang - that's what I'd do)
Op is a fa*got
sticks and stones may break my bones but words, man them words they hella hurt thy heart.
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--Kg7mb4OQ--/18hebjlladi91png.png
"here lies the one who didn't protect himself; he lickith and slurpith numerous toilet bowls without a jimmy"
"may he rest in peace"
"at least in hell, the hot temperatures will destroy any living organisms and thus prevent oneself from acquiring the disease/virus and ultimately perishing from its nasty outcome"
... "wait a minute, if you're in hell you'd want to obtain said virus/disease and therefore die and as a result eradicate thyself from such a horrible, horrible eternity"
... "wow, what irony in all that"
:facepalm
sammichoffate
11-22-2014, 01:25 AM
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/126/314/3cd8a33a.png
BigBoss
11-22-2014, 02:57 AM
Thats it?
GimmeThat
11-22-2014, 01:34 PM
it's not 11am yet
ImmortalNemesis
11-22-2014, 01:35 PM
I'm the greatest poster of all time.
mlh1981
11-22-2014, 01:46 PM
and he never saw the Bengals win a playoff game.
Theoo
11-22-2014, 02:20 PM
i make posting on ish hoop
and he never saw the Bengals win a playoff game.
If we sign Marvin Lewis to another extension I might just have to off myself and to to hell with what the tombstone says. Can you believe they gave this e-ga another contract? The real question should be "what will Marvin Lewis' tombstone say?" - but he doesn't need one! He's like an eternal vampire with 99 lives and no matter how badly he needs to or deserves to die (aka be fired) he just keeps coming back.
D-FENS
04-23-2015, 10:56 PM
**** y'all
Mr. Jabbar
04-23-2015, 11:46 PM
kobe > bran
Mr. Jabbar
04-23-2015, 11:46 PM
i made posting on ish hoop
fixed
:cry:
dubeta
04-23-2015, 11:56 PM
"Cavs fan since '01"
outbreak
04-24-2015, 12:33 AM
I don't really want a tombstone.
KNOW1EDGE
06-12-2015, 06:43 PM
"MOTHER FUHCKER"
But in reality, I don't want a tombstone, I want to be buried/turned into one of those seeds that grows into a fat-ass tree in my family's backyard or some shit.
Then like, hang a rope swing from one of my branches and let my grandkids swing on dat sh1t.
Type 2
06-13-2015, 04:53 PM
Peperoni and sausage.
:applause:
Patrick Chewing
06-13-2015, 05:18 PM
"Alone you lived. Alone you died."
:(
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