Lauren Holtkamp Female Ref on a scale from 1 to 10

[Im so nba'd out]

SMOOK IS NOT WELCOMED IN THIS THREAD

http://i.turner.ncaa.com/dr/ncaa/ncaa7/release/sites/default/files/styles/2x2/public/media/lauren.holtkamp.2x2.100214.jpg


http://lh6.ggpht.com/-jM0yEvSOYsU/UhfmZOzarnI/AAAAAAACgvc/a2Cf_QPacLs/s576/_D3S5593.jpg

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/f0/4b/0e/f04b0eb0bf4620f9e633810d701a936b.jpg


Ill give her a 3 out of 10

[HOoopCityJones]

six

[tomtucker]

10.......................on the rug-muncher scale

[Akrazotile]

On a scale of 1 to 10 i'd give her the D

[G0ATbe]

2. Best looking ref in the league though.

[Smook A.]

She looks muscular. I don't find those type of women attractive at all so she's a 1/10 for me.

[Hamtaro CP3KDKG]

2. Best looking ref in the league though.
this

[Mr. Jabbar]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/3908281/mini-me-humps-beyonce-o.gif

[iznogood]

She kind of turns me on.

[ProfessorMurder]

She kind of turns me on.

Ditto. Would f*ck.

[PsychoBe]

obvious carpet muncher :facepalm

[NoGunzJustSkillz]

female refs should have no place in the nba.

[bdreason]

I thought she did a great job not giving Davis his 2nd tech the other night.

[JimmyMcAdocious]

What does she look like when she's not posing as a man?

[KobeClutchAsFK]

Hard to tell. She probably looks waaaay hotter when she's dressed up like a lady instead of a ref.

[NoGunzJustSkillz]

What does she look like when she's not posing as a man?
:lol

[Ariza4three]

She's ugly as hell.

[NoGunzJustSkillz]

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-8YuhWT9DS6M/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAABDw/qYlB9Ntwtvc/photo.jpg

http://img2.cache.netease.com/photo/0005/2012-11-03/8FE115DP0AI90005.JPG

eh, not bad.

[sportjames23]

2/5

[JimmyMcAdocious]

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-8YuhWT9DS6M/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAABDw/qYlB9Ntwtvc/photo.jpg

http://img2.cache.netease.com/photo/0005/2012-11-03/8FE115DP0AI90005.JPG

eh, not bad.

Ordinary office girl.

[NoGunzJustSkillz]

Ordinary office girl.
with free nba tickets

[andremiller07]

Bit off topic but has anyone noticed the increase in hot sideline reports for teams? Like the Warriors one I seen yesterday was very decent and there's more and more of them everytime I look.

[NoGunzJustSkillz]

Bit off topic but has anyone noticed the increase in hot sideline reports for teams? Like the Warriors one I seen yesterday was very decent and there's more and more of them everytime I look.
yes, i have. MOLLY SULLIVAN :bowdown:

http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/t_article_image/z8ovmjw8h9azw06n4dgj.jpg

[JimmyMcAdocious]

Bit off topic but has anyone noticed the increase in hot sideline reports for teams? Like the Warriors one I seen yesterday was very decent and there's more and more of them everytime I look.

As opposed to ugly sideline reporters?

Their job is to show some tna, have good/flirty chemistry with the coaches and players, and be able to speak without stumbling on words. These aren't future Pulitzer winners.

Heidi Watney is my favorite. I don't know if she does the NBA.

http://americaswhiteboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Heidi+Watney+Tank+Top+MLB+Network+Sexy+Hot1.jpg

[EricGordon23]

would dunk all over her

[NoGunzJustSkillz]

JimmyMcAdocious, sideline reporters now a days are super hot. wasn't always like that. dei lynam was one of sixers former sideline reporter if i remember correctly. not hot at all.

[JimmyMcAdocious]

JimmyMcAdocious, sideline reporters now a days are super hot. wasn't always like that. dei lynam was one of sixers former sideline reporter if i remember correctly. not hot at all.

http://www.csnphilly.com/sportsnetPhiladelphia/thumbnails/Sportsnet_-_Philadelphia/75/843/042312_SIXERS_60_640x360_2225941530.jpg

Wha?? She's a babe.

Must be the Erin Andrews effect.

[DMV2]

I need to see her in a dress, or bikini, or down to just her bras and panties before giving my rating.

[DMV2]

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-8YuhWT9DS6M/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAABDw/qYlB9Ntwtvc/photo.jpg

http://img2.cache.netease.com/photo/0005/2012-11-03/8FE115DP0AI90005.JPG

eh, not bad.:applause:
I'd commit a flagrant foul on that ass.

[Milbuck]

SMOOK IS NOT WELCOMED IN THIS THREAD
:roll:

[morbius]

Solid 5/10.

[BigBoss]

If she's shaved then a 6

[Im so nba'd out]

:blah :blah :blah .
:coleman:

[Smook A.]

:coleman:
You really thought I'd stay out of your thread just because you told me to? :roll:

[HomieWeMajor]

Looks like she has a nice tucked in red pum pum.

[Hit_Em]

I would drag my d*ck through 5 miles of broken glass just to hear a recording of a recording of a fart she blew through a broken walkie-talkie three months ago.

[ArbitraryWater]

SMOOK IS NOT WELCOMED IN THIS THREAD

:roll:

[gcvbcat]

I need to see her feet to make an accurate assesment.

[AirBourne92]

id smash, idk why but she kinda turns me on. maybe something about being a female ref

she may not have the best curves but shes fit



I need to see her feet to make an accurate assesment.


lol this benchod has a fetish

[gcvbcat]

id smash, idk why but she kinda turns me on. maybe something about being a female ref

she may not have the best curves but shes fit





lol this benchod has a fetish


Are you from India, do you know hindi?

Benchod, I have a major foot fetish & bdsm fantasies.

Wonder if she is submissive.

[Hit_Em]

laura i want to work you hard after one of your games,get you all sweaty,then scrape the sweat from your armpits into a glass.to the glass i will add a lock of your hair, i will then ask you to spit in it several times,as well as blow snot from your nostrils into it.i'll put my finger into your ears and pull out some of your earwax and add that in aswell.i'd give you (with your permission of course) hormone injections causing you to lactate,adding your milk to the concoction.i'll ask you to watch a really sad movie with me until you start to cry,adding your tears as well.i'd give you a little ipecac and wait around for you to puke,adding that in too.then ill tickle you until you pee,adding that in as well.i'll feed you something to give you diarrhea,and collect that,adding it to the mix.i would then trim your nails and add the clippings,and take a single (large or microscopic) shit particle from the inside of your ass and put it in.i'd take a pin and give you a little prick, and take some of your blood.finally i'd finger your puzzy until you *** hard and collect your girljuice.i'd blend it all up in a blender and drink it slowly,asking you to fart in my face, as well as slap me around a little bit,spit on me,sneeze and cough in my face

[AirBourne92]

Are you from India, do you know hindi?

Benchod, I have a major foot fetish & bdsm fantasies.

Wonder if she is submissive.

No, but my rents are :D

I know some Hindi, mostly Gujarati.

and lmao damn son, i just have a thing for black chicks, that's considered pretty abnormal for brown people i guess :confusedshrug:

[AirBourne92]

laura i want to work you hard after one of your games,get you all sweaty,then scrape the sweat from your armpits into a glass.to the glass i will add a lock of your hair, i will then ask you to spit in it several times,as well as blow snot from your nostrils into it.i'll put my finger into your ears and pull out some of your earwax and add that in aswell.i'd give you (with your permission of course) hormone injections causing you to lactate,adding your milk to the concoction.i'll ask you to watch a really sad movie with me until you start to cry,adding your tears as well.i'd give you a little ipecac and wait around for you to puke,adding that in too.then ill tickle you until you pee,adding that in as well.i'll feed you something to give you diarrhea,and collect that,adding it to the mix.i would then trim your nails and add the clippings,and take a single (large or microscopic) shit particle from the inside of your ass and put it in.i'd take a pin and give you a little prick, and take some of your blood.finally i'd finger your puzzy until you *** hard and collect your girljuice.o'd blend it all up in a blender and drink it slowly,asking you to fart in my face, as well as slap me around a little bit,spit on me,sneeze and cough in my face

what in the actual *** bro

:facepalm :confusedshrug: :applause:

[Im so nba'd out]

laura i want to work you hard after one of your games,get you all sweaty,then scrape the sweat from your armpits into a glass.to the glass i will add a lock of your hair, i will then ask you to spit in it several times,as well as blow snot from your nostrils into it.i'll put my finger into your ears and pull out some of your earwax and add that in aswell.i'd give you (with your permission of course) hormone injections causing you to lactate,adding your milk to the concoction.i'll ask you to watch a really sad movie with me until you start to cry,adding your tears as well.i'd give you a little ipecac and wait around for you to puke,adding that in too.then ill tickle you until you pee,adding that in as well.i'll feed you something to give you diarrhea,and collect that,adding it to the mix.i would then trim your nails and add the clippings,and take a single (large or microscopic) shit particle from the inside of your ass and put it in.i'd take a pin and give you a little prick, and take some of your blood.finally i'd finger your puzzy until you *** hard and collect your girljuice.i'd blend it all up in a blender and drink it slowly,asking you to fart in my face, as well as slap me around a little bit,spit on me,sneeze and cough in my face
Im laughing so hard im crying :applause:i got a headach now

[truhooper]

rug-muncher scale

:no:

http://i.imgur.com/U9kWB5D.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/cMcQd4i.jpg

[RoundMoundOfReb]

She's not bad on just looks but isn't she like absurdly tall for a woman?

[T_L_P]

She's very attractive imo.

Her off the court photos make her look very average though.

[tomtucker]

:no:



http://i.imgur.com/cMcQd4i.jpg

she could get better then this homo.........:facepalm :(......looks like a homeless Tiger Woods

[Thunderfan86]

I'd fvck this little cute bitch

[ILLsmak]

http://i.imgur.com/nPm2M.gif

haha.

she looks like a tranny 2me.

-Smak

[Thunderfan86]

haha.

she looks like a tranny 2me.

-Smak
Would you fvck though?

[ILLsmak]

Would you fvck though?

u got 100k on it?

-Smak

[Thorn]

laura i want to work you hard after one of your games,get you all sweaty,then scrape the sweat from your armpits into a glass.to the glass i will add a lock of your hair, i will then ask you to spit in it several times,as well as blow snot from your nostrils into it.i'll put my finger into your ears and pull out some of your earwax and add that in aswell.i'd give you (with your permission of course) hormone injections causing you to lactate,adding your milk to the concoction.i'll ask you to watch a really sad movie with me until you start to cry,adding your tears as well.i'd give you a little ipecac and wait around for you to puke,adding that in too.then ill tickle you until you pee,adding that in as well.i'll feed you something to give you diarrhea,and collect that,adding it to the mix.i would then trim your nails and add the clippings,and take a single (large or microscopic) shit particle from the inside of your ass and put it in.i'd take a pin and give you a little prick, and take some of your blood.finally i'd finger your puzzy until you *** hard and collect your girljuice.i'd blend it all up in a blender and drink it slowly,asking you to fart in my face, as well as slap me around a little bit,spit on me,sneeze and cough in my face
now that's dedication :applause:

[tomtucker]

laura i want to work you hard after one of your games,get you all sweaty,then scrape the sweat from your armpits into a glass.to the glass i will add a lock of your hair, i will then ask you to spit in it several times,as well as blow snot from your nostrils into it.i'll put my finger into your ears and pull out some of your earwax and add that in aswell.i'd give you (with your permission of course) hormone injections causing you to lactate,adding your milk to the concoction.i'll ask you to watch a really sad movie with me until you start to cry,adding your tears as well.i'd give you a little ipecac and wait around for you to puke,adding that in too.then ill tickle you until you pee,adding that in as well.i'll feed you something to give you diarrhea,and collect that,adding it to the mix.i would then trim your nails and add the clippings,and take a single (large or microscopic) shit particle from the inside of your ass and put it in.i'd take a pin and give you a little prick, and take some of your blood.finally i'd finger your puzzy until you *** hard and collect your girljuice.i'd blend it all up in a blender and drink it slowly,asking you to fart in my face, as well as slap me around a little bit,spit on me,sneeze and cough in my face
.
nice, but why go though all that work..........99 % of the items you describe here can be found in the food they serve at NBA games

[HomieWeMajor]

She looks like she came to the NBA to assert her dominance over black men.
She probably hires cuckolds to play old Jasper coming into the house to service miss Daisy.

[tomtucker]

She looks like she came to the NBA to assert her dominance over black men.
She probably hires cuckolds to play old Jasper coming into the house to service miss Daisy.
Cuckold derives from the cuckoo bird, alluding to the alleged habit of the female in changing its mate frequently and authentic (in some species) practice of laying its eggs in other nests within its community,,,,:eek: :eek:

[senelcoolidge]

I see she likes the brothers and she works in the NBA. Hmmm. She must love her job.

[SugarHill]

:biggums:
She's very attractive imo.

Her off the court photos make her look very average though.

wait....when you see her as the scruff referee, she's very attractive but when she's looking like a regular chick, she's average? :wtf:

[Lexington Steel]

:biggums:

wait....when you see her as the scruff referee, she's very attractive but when she's looking like a regular chick, she's average? :wtf:
:roll:

Guy is on some Fudge-type shit.

[deja vu]

Not to rain on the parade but it's stupid to rate a woman in numbers just like she's a piece of meat.

[SugarHill]

Not to rain on the parade but it's stupid to rate a woman in numbers just like she's a piece of meat.
Then why do cheerleaders exist? Surely not for their elaborate choreography

[dunksby]

By female ref standards? She is a 9, as a regular woman I give her a 7, would bang till the cows came home.

[Euroleague]

Are we really judging the looks of obvious butch lesbians on this forum now?

:facepalm :facepalm :facepalm

[Euroleague]

Not to rain on the parade but it's stupid to rate a woman in numbers just like she's a piece of meat.

Wait....are you implying that women don't do the same to men?

GTFO

[JimmyMcAdocious]

Not to rain on the parade but it's stupid to rate a woman in numbers just like she's a piece of meat.

I thought meat is rated with letters?

She's a solid C.

[dunksby]

Are we really judging the looks of obvious butch lesbians on this forum now?

:facepalm :facepalm :facepalm
She has a boyfriend?

[tomtucker]

Are we really judging the looks of obvious butch lesbians on this forum now?

:facepalm :facepalm :facepalm

yes.......but don

[Phantom_Blue]

Looks like Natalie Dormer on roids. How often do you find a woman that knows her basketball and looks pretty decent.

I'd definitely hit it, if she let me.

[ImKobe]

I'd smash

[funnystuff]

She's very attractive imo.

Her off the court photos make her look very average though.
:roll: :roll:

[SpanishACB]

shes a ref. Kind of woman that doesn't give a **** stands for herself and has extreme self steem and security.


There's nothing that bitch ain't doing in bed.

[SpanishACB]

Not to rain on the parade but it's stupid to rate a woman in numbers just like she's a piece of meat.

stop trying to find a wife over the internet

[bigkingsfan]

Her greatest moment.
http://l.yimg.com/iu/api/res/1.2/OHhn8MP_baX1HMUdZBLobQ--/YXBwaWQ9eXZpZGVvO2NoPTE0NDY7Y3I9MTtjdz05Mzk7ZHg9Nz E1O2R5PTE7Zmk9dWxjcm9wO2g9MTAwMDtxPTcwO3c9NjUw/http://media.zenfs.com/en_US/Sports/AP_NBA/201312172107760619200-p5.jpg

[Dresta]

Not to rain on the parade but it's stupid to rate a woman in numbers just like she's a piece of meat.I've never rated a piece of meat out of ten, that's usually limited to performances, or attractiveness, or films. You make judgements based on appearance without even being conscious of doing so.

Such a stupid thing to say as well considering all human beings are technically 'pieces of meat.'

[SpanishACB]

so hey deja vu did any woman ish poster (as if) PMed you to congratulate you for your face of feminism?

[lilteapot]

She could get it

[deja vu]

Not a feminist. Just tired of arbitrary ratings like "8/10 would bang". Why not just say, "She's pretty" or something like that? Unless she's a known hoe or slut I think it's disrespectful to rate a woman like she's a movie or something. LOL but that's just me. Carry on...

[King Boozer]

Damn, i wish i was IT in dat pic...

[305Baller]

7.5-8/10.

[Ariza4three]

Not to rain on the parade but it's stupid to rate a woman in numbers just like she's a piece of meat.
They are pieces of meat. Women exist PRIMARILY to please men. Shut the **** up.

[deja vu]

They are pieces of meat. Women exist PRIMARILY to please men. Shut the **** up.
Tell that to your mother ******.

[Ariza4three]

Tell that to your mother ******.
Found the beta.

[Euroleague]

Not a feminist. Just tired of arbitrary ratings like "8/10 would bang". Why not just say, "She's pretty" or something like that? Unless she's a known hoe or slut I think it's disrespectful to rate a woman like she's a movie or something. LOL but that's just me. Carry on...

:wtf:

WTF is the difference?

[KNOW1EDGE]

She looks muscular. I don't find those type of women attractive at all so she's a 1/10 for me.

OP said you weren't allowed in here.

And your trying to say that woman is as ugly as it gets? She's a 1? You've never seen a female less attractive than her?

Do you watch tv?
Do you leave the house?

[RoseCity07]

With big tits and a fat ass she'd be a 7.

[RoundMoundOfReb]

OP said you weren't allowed in here.

And your trying to say that woman is as ugly as it gets? She's a 1? You've never seen a female less attractive than her?

Do you watch tv?
Do you leave the house?
This. If 5 is average for a woman her age she's above that. Like 40% of American Women are obese...

[fos]

I'm pretty horny atm, so definitely would bang.

In a neutral setting? 6.5/10.

[ILLsmak]

This. If 5 is average for a woman her age she's above that. Like 40% of American Women are obese...

I dunno if it works like that, tho. I mean, if you take all of the people out of the equation who are deformed then I don't see it as a 'mean' five.

It's more one of two things. One would be the lowest you could possibly see yourself going. Some people would use that.

Or 5 would be average looking. The thing is each super hot girl you see skews your average higher. We can debate 7-10, but most of those girls are in some way banging. It's a huge drop down to 5. 5 would have something, I would assume.

I'd rate her under 5, sry. DONOTWANT.

-Smak

[KennyPowers]

She is cute but her man body is weird, so I think I would only do her anally as if she were a man. Her butthole is probably really tight.

[clipps]

Imagine licking her booty hole fresh after a game.

[GreatHILL]

https://storage.googleapis.com/afs-prod/media/89a55823dffc4476a6c25ef2f2142989/800.jpeg

[Gohan]

Wouldn’t Fvck. Chances of having a baby, baby for her do not want