SupermanOnSteroids
11-25-2014, 02:55 AM
I love Black Friday. Its my favorite day of the year. Partly because I love fighting so much.
Most decent people avoid shopping on Black Friday because they know the worst is coming. But then there are the rest, they don't give a ****. They think the risk is well worth the reward. Well, I am the risk.
People go to stores to shop, I go to stores on Black Friday to fight.
Right when I'm at the gate, there are at least a couple of punches thrown, maybe a woman trampled, hoping for someone to be making a video to post on YouTube so the world can catch me smiling and throwing the peace sign while stomping on a biche's head.
And then I get in. Now let me make this clear. I'm not interested in buying anything. I got plenty and truthfully I'm not the kind of guy that would go fighting a bunch of people just to save $50 bucks. But I am the kind of guy that would love trolling the people trying to do so.
So, moving and hijacking shopping carts is just one thing. Soon as someone looks away, I snatch something out of their cart and run off screaming "its mine now! I have it!!" Or I would just hip check a woman off her cart and run off with her whole cart. They way they chase you is hilarious. I'm a fast runner though. Then there's the ol' cutting in front of people routine. Nothing pisses people off more than cutting in front of them. I usually pay guys $20 bucks and shake hands with them while passing the money and move up in line. I also make sure that every one notices and protests and make the villain out of the guy that let me in the line. **** I even start throwing punches while trying to get in through the doors. The chaos is unreal.
There are just so many ways to **** with people trying to get a thanks giving deal. I personally love to use every one of them to **** with the shoppers.
I work just as hard as the Thanksgiving Shoppers, but I'm not a Thanksgiving Shopper, I'm a Thanksgiving Troller. And guys the getting is good.
Most decent people avoid shopping on Black Friday because they know the worst is coming. But then there are the rest, they don't give a ****. They think the risk is well worth the reward. Well, I am the risk.
People go to stores to shop, I go to stores on Black Friday to fight.
Right when I'm at the gate, there are at least a couple of punches thrown, maybe a woman trampled, hoping for someone to be making a video to post on YouTube so the world can catch me smiling and throwing the peace sign while stomping on a biche's head.
And then I get in. Now let me make this clear. I'm not interested in buying anything. I got plenty and truthfully I'm not the kind of guy that would go fighting a bunch of people just to save $50 bucks. But I am the kind of guy that would love trolling the people trying to do so.
So, moving and hijacking shopping carts is just one thing. Soon as someone looks away, I snatch something out of their cart and run off screaming "its mine now! I have it!!" Or I would just hip check a woman off her cart and run off with her whole cart. They way they chase you is hilarious. I'm a fast runner though. Then there's the ol' cutting in front of people routine. Nothing pisses people off more than cutting in front of them. I usually pay guys $20 bucks and shake hands with them while passing the money and move up in line. I also make sure that every one notices and protests and make the villain out of the guy that let me in the line. **** I even start throwing punches while trying to get in through the doors. The chaos is unreal.
There are just so many ways to **** with people trying to get a thanks giving deal. I personally love to use every one of them to **** with the shoppers.
I work just as hard as the Thanksgiving Shoppers, but I'm not a Thanksgiving Shopper, I'm a Thanksgiving Troller. And guys the getting is good.