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andgar923
11-27-2014, 10:34 AM
F*ck a Black Friday, the official trailer for the new Star Wars will debut tomorrow.

This looks like it's gonna be created like the original trilogy, with animatronics, puppets and old school screen wizardry with only hints of CGI. I trust JJ to do a fine job since he's a Star Wars geek himself.

And although I refuse to watch the Star Trek films, I've heard great feedback from Trekkies.

LJJ
11-27-2014, 07:34 PM
Someone already filmed the trailer in a pre-screening:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VWVZy31w3A


Hype! Looks awesome :applause: What the prequels should have been

ROCSteady
11-27-2014, 07:39 PM
Someone already filmed the trailer in a pre-screening:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VWVZy31w3A


Hype! Looks awesome :applause: What the prequels should have been


:roll:


Fck you bro. FCK YOU!!

:oldlol:

Le Shaqtus
11-27-2014, 07:58 PM
I AM SO EXCITED :banana:

DeuceWallaces
11-27-2014, 08:19 PM
Ha, you got me. That one hurt too. Hairs on my arm started to tingle with the Duel of the Fates and logo.

Rolando
11-27-2014, 08:26 PM
F

SugarHill
11-27-2014, 08:34 PM
Someone already filmed the trailer in a pre-screening:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VWVZy31w3A


Hype! Looks awesome :applause: What the prequels should have been
:roll:

BigBoss
11-27-2014, 08:42 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/Halfricaun/TheForceAwakens_zpsg9ca2vqu.gif

jamal99
11-27-2014, 09:04 PM
WHen exactly is the trailer coming out?

AlphaWolf24
11-27-2014, 10:29 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/Halfricaun/TheForceAwakens_zpsg9ca2vqu.gif


real?



is it gonna be available at midnight.....or when?

Quizno
11-28-2014, 12:23 AM
F*ck a Black Friday, the official trailer for the new Star Wars will debut tomorrow.

This looks like it's gonna be created like the original trilogy, with animatronics, puppets and old school screen wizardry with only hints of CGI. I trust JJ to do a fine job since he's a Star Wars geek himself.

And although I refuse to watch the Star Trek films, I've heard great feedback from Trekkies.
why do you refuse to watch the star trek films?

AlphaWolf24
11-28-2014, 12:25 AM
???https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4Ujxfm_H8Q

Qwyjibo
11-28-2014, 12:36 AM
I hope they can make me excited about this franchise again. The only good thing that has come out of the Star Wars universe in the last 25 years was KOTOR. A video game. Geez...

AlphaWolf24
11-28-2014, 12:43 AM
That was dope.. RIP headphone users.


yeah ...don't think it's real though....some of the scenes look hinky like a video game

DeuceWallaces
11-28-2014, 12:58 AM
???https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4Ujxfm_H8Q

Pretty sure that's fake. Almost positive half of it was lifted from SWTOR trailers.

BigBoss
11-28-2014, 01:02 AM
???https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4Ujxfm_H8Q

fake.

~primetime~
11-28-2014, 01:06 AM
Only Star Wars could command this much anticipation for a trailer

AlphaWolf24
11-28-2014, 01:08 AM
It's Friday!!...WTF JJ

BigBoss
11-28-2014, 01:11 AM
It's Friday!!...WTF JJ

For 11 minutes chill the F out :lol

DeuceWallaces
11-28-2014, 01:13 AM
It doesn't come out until 10.

ROCSteady
11-28-2014, 01:19 AM
I've seen it twice. It looks really well made except for some cheesy CG space battle scenes at the end.

The mood and tone is really great. Some shots are extremely Abrams

AlphaWolf24
11-28-2014, 01:19 AM
It doesn't come out until 10.


yeah I keep reading 12 midnight PST.....:confusedshrug:

says Midnight PST here>>http://www.comicbookmovie.com/news/?a=111679

AlphaWolf24
11-28-2014, 01:21 AM
I've seen it twice. It looks really well made except for some cheesy CG space battle scenes at the end.

The mood and tone is really great. Some shots are extremely Abrams


I'm totally convinced.......got and any ice for sale in Greenland?

ROCSteady
11-28-2014, 01:28 AM
Alright...

It's really sick but I don't like some of the CGI. Hope they clean it up.

Boyega only gets a glimpse though.

AlphaWolf24
11-28-2014, 01:37 AM
Alright...

It's really sick but I don't like some of the CGI. Hope they clean it up.

Boyega only gets a glimpse though.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz826tBco31qewcs6.gif

KingBeasley08
11-28-2014, 01:41 AM
so fcking siced

avengers and star wars next year. bow down to the king

http://dustinelle.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/ironthronemickey.jpg

ROCSteady
11-28-2014, 01:42 AM
For real though Boyega and Driver are gunna rape their roles in Cosby-esque fashion

AlphaWolf24
11-28-2014, 01:51 AM
For real though Boyega and Driver are gunna rape their roles in Cosby-esque fashion

http://i.imgur.com/to4ZTET.gif

everything is ok here.....move along

ROCSteady
11-28-2014, 02:22 AM
Dat General Akbar lobster creature with the pilot head gear on tho?!

Shit is hard

CAAIDN
11-28-2014, 08:25 AM
I've seen it twice. It looks really well made except for some cheesy CG space battle scenes at the end.

The mood and tone is really great. Some shots are extremely Abrams


You're talking about this one? It's fake.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plwVRYEQG_I

SugarHill
11-28-2014, 10:43 AM
I've seen it twice. It looks really well made except for some cheesy CG space battle scenes at the end.

The mood and tone is really great. Some shots are extremely Abrams
As in overuse of lens flare?:coleman:

LJJ
11-28-2014, 11:14 AM
Okay the real deal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erLk59H86ww

http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/lucasfilm/starwarstheforceawakens/

StephHamann
11-28-2014, 11:30 AM
Okay the real deal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOVFvcNfvE

http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/lucasfilm/starwarstheforceawakens/

i try not to hate it, but the urge is strong

LJJ
11-28-2014, 11:30 AM
So this teaser trailer is the definition of a glimpse.

I like that one of the protagonists is a storm trooper. The X-wing shot was pretty cool. Not sure if I dig the new lightsaber design, but it's not that important to me. And I think Tatooine is done to death, but we already knew that was going to be a location. Come on, there are a bazillion planets yo, why use the boring desert planet for every movie? (spoilers if you want to go into it blank.)

Not much to say about it really.

andgar923
11-28-2014, 11:32 AM
Okay the real deal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOVFvcNfvE

http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/lucasfilm/starwarstheforceawakens/

Boner time!!!!!! :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

Can't wait for the film, this looks promising.

AlphaWolf24
11-28-2014, 11:38 AM
Looks a little like Hunger Games in the Desert....

No Han Solo, no The Force theme, no R2D2,.. I don't know, i was hoping something different. The Falcon looks cool and all but somehow . The Stormtroopers scene felt like a Marvel movie and no Chewie?

SugarHill
11-28-2014, 11:39 AM
So this teaser trailer is the definition of a glimpse.


Not much to say about it really.

It's a great planet and aesthetically pleasing :no:

ditto on the saber doe :kobe:

rezznor
11-28-2014, 11:43 AM
why does a lightsaber need a laser hilt?

andgar923
11-28-2014, 11:46 AM
Saw it 5 times... it gets better every time.

John Williams!!!!!

OMG, super geek overdrive.. I might be late for work, but f*ck it!

At first glance the lightsaber looks goofy, but now that I look at it it's badass! I can't wait to see how they use it in the film.

The CGI looks spot on, it doesn't look like the crap that Jurassic Park displayed. Love the conventional effects mixed with CGI and real locations, no green screen crap. That was a natural lighting in that dessert, those were real woods, that was real water and real sand that they were flying over (or so they appear to be).

:banana: :banana:

I just shat and came all at once.

Shade8780
11-28-2014, 11:49 AM
Are you serious? People hating on a tiny glimpse? Lmao.

That was great. I actually expected even less footage than that. Hearing that Star Wars music at the end though made me so nostalgic. I can't wait to hear it in an actual cinema again.

Joshumitsu
11-28-2014, 11:50 AM
Spectacles/action-wise, it's gonna be a fun film like the 2009 Star Trek. But I'm going to say this again (as a personal assumption):

Hunger Games in Space.

Also, trailer dialogue was pretty darn corny.

Also again, CGI looks amazing.

Furthermore, I'm going to guess:

Lead character is going to be a Katniss clone....young female enviable by all her peers and part of new generation 'chosen' by force but refuses destiny type stuff.

Black guy will be either force sensitive newbie or Han Solo's replacement...maybe both, not sure yet.

We'll see the 'old guys' doing their stuff and it'll give us goosebumps but I get the feeling it's going to feel more like an overextended cameo than make those old characters relevant to the plot. The exception will be Luke.

It looks like Luke will be the one doing the bulk of the lightsaber dueling (since everybody else appears to be new to it). He'll become Obi-wan for the new generation (except he won't die....hopefully).

Stormtroopers/blasters/fighters/droids will have modifications to them which makes sense, as it'll be the future.

Looks like the Empire will have remnant forces that want to plot a coup over the current Republic.

~primetime~
11-28-2014, 11:50 AM
why does a lightsaber need a laser hilt?
Shit would hit his wrists, it's a horrible design...smh

Oh well, maybe they'll make it work

Shade8780
11-28-2014, 11:53 AM
Saw it 5 times... it gets better every time.

John Williams!!!!!

OMG, super geek overdrive.. I might be late for work, but f*ck it!

At first glance the lightsaber looks goofy, but now that I look at it it's badass! I can't wait to see how they use it in the film.

The CGI looks spot on, it doesn't look like the crap that Jurassic Park displayed. Love the conventional effects mixed with CGI and real locations, no green screen crap. That was a natural lighting in that dessert, those were real woods, that was real water and real sand that they were flying over (or so they appear to be).

:banana: :banana:

I just shat and came all at once.
Never been so hyped for a movie in... ever.

rezznor
11-28-2014, 11:54 AM
Shit would hit his wrists, it's a horrible design...smh

Oh well, maybe they'll make it work
yup. it's like replacing the hilt on a real sword with daggers...

LJJ
11-28-2014, 12:00 PM
It's a cross-guard, not a hilt. All the lightsabers have a hilt.

Yeah it doesn't make sense. It's there to prevent a blade from sliding to the hand, but in this case it doesn't even do that.

Qwyjibo
11-28-2014, 12:00 PM
It looks like midichlorian numbers have rebounded since the original saga.

magic chiongson
11-28-2014, 12:08 PM
from reddit:


How about the stormtrooper who just realized he became the third black guy in the galaxy?

rezznor
11-28-2014, 12:10 PM
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--6wHkNK6l--/gdjxnleb7lmcpo7uekst.gif

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--tSdv3vMy--/qkvmgewnok06olrmtyaj.gif

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--YSnye2Op--/aaq630bw1g6v7jkcuiat.gif

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--1GU5TY4l--/tkvbncw8dbljqjkz0wex.gif

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--hUG7XDkc--/iodkab42u7jhoasbhlth.gif

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--DkFgQJZj--/pwpocvv09bwpvjc1xuzx.gif

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--vMMs0Jff--/vmnsbuxmrjffpifvlw0p.gif

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--AUTkjOL8--/gpthgnk5jnh3fyuodxa2.gif
Tracy Morgan looks recovered

kuniva_dAMiGhTy
11-28-2014, 12:15 PM
Aside from the visuals, that trailer did nothing for me.

KingBeasley08
11-28-2014, 12:16 PM
was alright I guess. it'll probably be similar to abram's trek

~primetime~
11-28-2014, 12:22 PM
The biggest thing I take from this teaser is that it doesn't appear to be made with 8 year olds in mind, which is refreshing.

But then again I don't think I got that feeling from the Phantom Menace trailer, so who knows.

SugarHill
11-28-2014, 12:37 PM
why does a lightsaber need a laser hilt?
aesthetic purposes :oldlol:

StephHamann
11-28-2014, 01:02 PM
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--vMMs0Jff--/vmnsbuxmrjffpifvlw0p.gif

http://static.squarespace.com/static/4ff36a2b84aecc34311d0e6c/t/524b006ce4b033a511e28cab/1380647021610/jj%2520abrams%2520lens%2520flare.jpg

Trollsmasher
11-28-2014, 01:26 PM
http://i.imgur.com/ucpO2XJ.png
http://i.imgur.com/GMhnsCS.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/9taUxrX.jpg









































http://i.imgur.com/ufue7Rx.jpg

PJR
11-28-2014, 01:28 PM
Needless to say, this will end up the highest grossing film of all time. :oldlol:

Can't wait.

PJR
11-28-2014, 01:29 PM
Shame Mike bay didn't get this and jurassic world

Not sure if trolling....

andgar923
11-28-2014, 01:34 PM
Not sure if trolling....
Sadly he's not

Trollsmasher
11-28-2014, 01:40 PM
Why wouldn't it?


http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Crossguard_lightsaber
because the place it should be protecting (the crossing) is made of metal

Knicks101
11-28-2014, 01:47 PM
Looks like one of the new Star Trek movies with the Millennium Falcon instead of what that gay trekkie shit is called. Looks blah.

jamal99
11-28-2014, 01:48 PM
Looks ok for such a short teaser, except for that lightsaber. I really don't dig it, looks so non-practical...

Trollsmasher
11-28-2014, 01:49 PM
There are lightsaber resistant materials though. Not saying the little metal pieces are, but just throwing it out there.
well, if it is possible... i know next to nothing about SW apart from the movies

SugarHill
11-28-2014, 01:51 PM
well, if it is possible... i know next to nothing about SW apart from the movies
We acting like anything needs to make sense?

LJJ
11-28-2014, 02:16 PM
Why wouldn't it?


http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Crossguard_lightsaber

The most important part of a cross-guard is the corner. That's where the blade is supposed to catch. For lightsaber in the trailer, the corners are made of metal, which has no effective stopping power against a lightsaber.

Also, a lightsaber is a roundish blade, like a fenching sabre. An effective guard for that is a round guard, like you would see in fencing. And if it were actually effective, all lightsabers should have it, no?

I'm sure the EU has a dozen wonky lightsaber designs, like this:
http://i.imgur.com/jDIiijj.jpg

That it exists in the massive Star Wars EU doesn't mean it doesn't look extra dumb. I think the Darth Maul one is an example that looks cool, and the one in the new teaser is a new design that looks pretty bad.

Asiantastic
11-28-2014, 02:53 PM
I did nazi that coming

:coleman:







:oldlol:

ROCSteady
11-28-2014, 02:59 PM
why does a lightsaber need a laser hilt?


Cuz heads stay gettin their hands and lower arms cut off in the Star Wars universe.

LJJ
11-28-2014, 03:08 PM
Again, part of the crossguard could be made of lightsaber resistant material(exists), maybe the design is just there to represent some form of cross, maybe it's just a silly design that was made up on the spot. In the end, this is fantasy and lightsabers are impractical and make no sense to begin with, we're talking about laser swords here.

If it's lightsaber resistent material that opens up lightsaber armor and shields. Just seems lame to me. And why isn't the entire guard made out of said material then?

Now it just looks like the equivalent of a longsword with daggers for the cross-guard. An excessively lame design. It looks like this: http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120225143104/finalfantasy/images/archive/0/08/20140330194626!FFXIII-2_Gunblade.jpg

It's just laserswords. I said in the very first post that I don't think it's a big deal. I just don't really like it and it doesn't make sense.

DeuceWallaces
11-28-2014, 03:15 PM
Everyone loses when you debate the practical merits of laser sword designs.

dazzer87
11-28-2014, 03:25 PM
ZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzz............... abram very overrated director.

~primetime~
11-28-2014, 03:31 PM
Everyone loses when you debate the practical merits of laser sword designs.
This design is EXTRA impractical... You can understand why Darth Maul had a double sided saber, with this design you immediately come to the conclusion that it would only hinder the user.

CavaliersFTW
11-28-2014, 03:52 PM
Long time Star Wars fan. This looks like absolute horse shit. Let me break it down for you guys:

*Stormtrooper in the desert not wearing helmet for no apparent reason at all other than to show this new Star Wars movie will feature token black guys.

*World cup soccer ball with a floating r2d2 head rolls accross the screen like an asshole.

*Brief preview for next COD video game: Stormtrooper squad!...

*Overly dramatic facial expression of some talentless LA actress riding a hotpocket.

*X-wing shot for nostalgia.

*An evil Harry Potter wizard made entirely of CGI despite being human-form runs though some woods straight outside of Hogwarts and overdramaticaly pulls out the dumbest looking lightsaber I've ever seen. Lightsabers are apparently now English Longswords with two stupid ass flame guards.

*Millenium Falcon vs Tie fighters on Tattoine shot with Star Wars music for nostalgia.

At first I laughed, then I frowned. Highly disappointed with what I've seen so far in the trailer.

CavaliersFTW
11-28-2014, 03:57 PM
Can't tell if sarcasm or honestly shooting down 2 minutes worth of teaser footage
Honestly, trailer looks like shit.

KyleKong
11-28-2014, 03:59 PM
Long time Star Wars fan. This looks like absolute horse shit. Let me break it down for you guys:

*Stormtrooper in the desert not wearing helmet for no apparent reason at all other than to show this new Star Wars movie will feature token black guys.

*World cup soccer ball with a floating r2d2 head rolls accross the screen like an asshole.

*Brief preview for next COD video game: Stormtrooper squad!...

*Overly dramatic facial expression of some talentless LA actress riding a hotpocket.

*X-wing shot for nostalgia.

*An evil Harry Potter wizard made entirely of CGI despite being human-form runs though some woods straight outside of Hogwarts and overdramaticaly pulls out the dumbest looking lightsaber I've ever seen. Lightsabers are apparently now English Longswords with two stupid ass flame guards.

*Millenium Falcon vs Tie fighters on Tattoine shot with Star Wars music for nostalgia.

At first I laughed, then I frowned. Highly disappointed with what I've seen so far in the trailer.

What the ****.

That trailer looked awesome.

The only thing I didn't like was that the dude's saber hilt had two blades like a sword. That dude would slice his arm off if he got all fancy.

Derka
11-28-2014, 04:01 PM
Dweebs being exceedingly critical of 90 seconds of teaser footage. Must be a new Star Wars movie :roll:

Im Still Ballin
11-28-2014, 04:03 PM
NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!

But on another note, looks good!

ROCSteady
11-28-2014, 04:28 PM
Long time Star Wars fan. This looks like absolute horse shit. Let me break it down for you guys:

*Stormtrooper in the desert not wearing helmet for no apparent reason at all other than to show this new Star Wars movie will feature token black guys.

*World cup soccer ball with a floating r2d2 head rolls accross the screen like an asshole.

*Brief preview for next COD video game: Stormtrooper squad!...

*Overly dramatic facial expression of some talentless LA actress riding a hotpocket.

*X-wing shot for nostalgia.

*An evil Harry Potter wizard made entirely of CGI despite being human-form runs though some woods straight outside of Hogwarts and overdramaticaly pulls out the dumbest looking lightsaber I've ever seen. Lightsabers are apparently now English Longswords with two stupid ass flame guards.

*Millenium Falcon vs Tie fighters on Tattoine shot with Star Wars music for nostalgia.

At first I laughed, then I frowned. Highly disappointed with what I've seen so far in the trailer.


Bro we barely even got a look at anything...:oldlol:

It's just to quench the nerd's thirst and create a foundational buzz for the generall public. A notification, if you will.


BTW, b!tches I told you I saw the trailer

SugarHill
11-28-2014, 04:32 PM
Long time Star Wars fan. This looks like absolute horse shit. Let me break it down for you guys:

*Stormtrooper in the desert not wearing helmet for no apparent reason at all other than to show this new Star Wars movie will feature token black guys.

*World cup soccer ball with a floating r2d2 head rolls accross the screen like an asshole.

*Brief preview for next COD video game: Stormtrooper squad!...

*Overly dramatic facial expression of some talentless LA actress riding a hotpocket.

*X-wing shot for nostalgia.

*An evil Harry Potter wizard made entirely of CGI despite being human-form runs though some woods straight outside of Hogwarts and overdramaticaly pulls out the dumbest looking lightsaber I've ever seen. Lightsabers are apparently now English Longswords with two stupid ass flame guards.

*Millenium Falcon vs Tie fighters on Tattoine shot with Star Wars music for nostalgia.

At first I laughed, then I frowned. Highly disappointed with what I've seen so far in the trailer.
just wow

CavaliersFTW
11-28-2014, 04:34 PM
What the ****.

That trailer looked awesome.

The only thing I didn't like was that the dude's saber hilt had two blades like a sword. That dude would slice his arm off if he got all fancy.

Bro we barely even got a look at anything...:oldlol:

It's just to quench the nerd's thirst and create a foundational buzz for the generall public. A notification, if you will.


BTW, b!tches I told you I saw the trailer

just wow
http://troll.me/images/yoda-senses/i-sense-butthurt.jpg

zoom17
11-28-2014, 04:39 PM
Simple trailer it's meh.

SugarHill
11-28-2014, 04:40 PM
Your gripes are silly as fvck. Why is he not wearing the helmet?! Who knows. You don't know the plot elements yet you bitch for no reason. You're getting mad at "nostalgia shots". What the fvck are they supposed to do? Not connect with their audience?

Sword does look weird. I agree.

I'm not a Star Wars fan so maybe that's why I don't really see what the big deal is. Seems like a regular teaser. Nothing to get upset about.

bdreason
11-28-2014, 04:46 PM
Looks awesome. Abrams did an amazing job with the Star Trek reboot. Best thing about Abrams is he strives for authenticity, which means everything isn't just lazy, green screen CGI.

DonDadda59
11-28-2014, 05:18 PM
Looks a little like Hunger Games in the Desert....

No Han Solo, no The Force theme, no R2D2,.. I don't know, i was hoping something different. The Falcon looks cool and all but somehow . The Stormtroopers scene felt like a Marvel movie and no Chewie?

He'll be in the movie:

http://www.nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Chewbacca-Cybernetic-Arm-405x500.jpeg

Looks like he got his hand sabered off like so many before him. Maybe the new hilt is a great idea.

T_L_P
11-28-2014, 05:27 PM
American summertime cinema, you've outdone yourself. :facepalm

KingBeasley08
11-28-2014, 05:53 PM
American summertime cinema, you've outdone yourself. :facepalm
I love arthouse flicks as much as the next guy. I liken them to art. But our summer selection of movies is like modern day gladiator fighting. Pure entertainment. Lettuce not forget how popular these are overseas :lol

USA with the cultural victory :bowdown:

~primetime~
11-28-2014, 06:23 PM
Says December 2015 ... Not a summer flick

Thing is still over a year away :/




I thought it was going to come out next summer... Guess not

Shade8780
11-28-2014, 06:52 PM
Long time Star Wars fan. This looks like absolute horse shit. Let me break it down for you guys:

*Stormtrooper in the desert not wearing helmet for no apparent reason at all other than to show this new Star Wars movie will feature token black guys.

*World cup soccer ball with a floating r2d2 head rolls accross the screen like an asshole.

*Brief preview for next COD video game: Stormtrooper squad!...

*Overly dramatic facial expression of some talentless LA actress riding a hotpocket.

*X-wing shot for nostalgia.

*An evil Harry Potter wizard made entirely of CGI despite being human-form runs though some woods straight outside of Hogwarts and overdramaticaly pulls out the dumbest looking lightsaber I've ever seen. Lightsabers are apparently now English Longswords with two stupid ass flame guards.

*Millenium Falcon vs Tie fighters on Tattoine shot with Star Wars music for nostalgia.

At first I laughed, then I frowned. Highly disappointed with what I've seen so far in the trailer.
Wow. I thought I'd seen it all...

You need to take a step outside. Holy shit, are you a buzzkill or what?

That 'token black guy' is going to be the main character of the movie, you don't even know what the situation is there. Maybe he's disguising himself as a stormtrooper.

Trollsmasher
11-28-2014, 06:53 PM
Long time Star Wars fan. This looks like absolute horse shit. Let me break it down for you guys:

*Stormtrooper in the desert not wearing helmet for no apparent reason at all other than to show this new Star Wars movie will feature token black guys.

*World cup soccer ball with a floating r2d2 head rolls accross the screen like an asshole.

*Brief preview for next COD video game: Stormtrooper squad!...

*Overly dramatic facial expression of some talentless LA actress riding a hotpocket.

*X-wing shot for nostalgia.

*An evil Harry Potter wizard made entirely of CGI despite being human-form runs though some woods straight outside of Hogwarts and overdramaticaly pulls out the dumbest looking lightsaber I've ever seen. Lightsabers are apparently now English Longswords with two stupid ass flame guards.

*Millenium Falcon vs Tie fighters on Tattoine shot with Star Wars music for nostalgia.

At first I laughed, then I frowned. Highly disappointed with what I've seen so far in the trailer.
this

the movie looks boring and it is also filled to brim with a blatant leftist propaganda from the known zionist Abrams

BIZARRO
11-28-2014, 06:55 PM
Long time Star Wars fan. This looks like absolute horse shit. Let me break it down for you guys:

*Stormtrooper in the desert not wearing helmet for no apparent reason at all other than to show this new Star Wars movie will feature token black guys.

*World cup soccer ball with a floating r2d2 head rolls accross the screen like an asshole.

*Brief preview for next COD video game: Stormtrooper squad!...

*Overly dramatic facial expression of some talentless LA actress riding a hotpocket.

*X-wing shot for nostalgia.

*An evil Harry Potter wizard made entirely of CGI despite being human-form runs though some woods straight outside of Hogwarts and overdramaticaly pulls out the dumbest looking lightsaber I've ever seen. Lightsabers are apparently now English Longswords with two stupid ass flame guards.

*Millenium Falcon vs Tie fighters on Tattoine shot with Star Wars music for nostalgia.

At first I laughed, then I frowned. Highly disappointed with what I've seen so far in the trailer.


Great post. You pretty much nailed it. Thanks, you saved me a few minutes on here as I was about to come in and type just about the same thing.

Seriously I want this to be good, but that was a big disappointment. Not just from the teaser (not trailer) which sucked, but more importantly with many of the red flags it raised.

oh the horror
11-28-2014, 07:39 PM
I'm sorry but you're an a-hole if you can predict how "bad" an entire movie will be based off a minute of a teaser trailer. :lol

SugarHill
11-28-2014, 07:55 PM
this

the movie looks boring and it is also filled to brim with a blatant leftist propaganda from the known zionist Abrams

What is this "blatant leftist propaganda" in that trailer?

KingPush
11-28-2014, 07:57 PM
So this is basicaly a prequel for Mace Windu's story?


I thought he died in episode 3 :biggums:

zoom17
11-28-2014, 08:00 PM
So this is basicaly a prequel for Mace Windu's story?


I thought he died in episode 3 :biggums:

Mace is dead :biggums:

SugarHill
11-28-2014, 08:01 PM
Wow. I thought I'd seen it all...

You need to take a step outside. Holy shit, are you a buzzkill or what?

That 'token black guy' is going to be the main character of the movie, you don't even know what the situation is there. Maybe he's disguising himself as a stormtrooper.

Just saw his name. He's the main character of Attack the Block. Damn, that's a massive role for him

ROCSteady
11-28-2014, 08:06 PM
He'll be in the movie:

http://www.nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Chewbacca-Cybernetic-Arm-405x500.jpeg

Looks like he got his hand sabered off like so many before him. Maybe the new hilt is a great idea.


:applause:

Exactly what I've been saying. There is some functional use for it and plus it's a new wrinkle on a legendary weapon.

One time I was strokin bongs with my homie, watching one of the Prequels and I started geeking out cuz it occured to me just how many have gotten an upper extremity hacked off to some degree:

Anakin at the hand of Count Dooku
Luke at the hand of Vader
Vader at the hand of Luke

and now Chewbacca somehow lol they must love that plot point

ROCSteady
11-28-2014, 08:10 PM
http://troll.me/images/yoda-senses/i-sense-butthurt.jpg

What the hell are you even talking about? You're the one whose butthurt hating on the first look of anything we get. :oldlol:


I liked the teaser and am excited as shit for this movie.

John Boyega :rockon:

Adam Driver :bowdown:

Oscar Issac :applause:

Live Long and Prosp.... I mean The Force. May it be with you.

Shade8780
11-28-2014, 08:12 PM
How is that any different than saying, "OMG CAN'T WAIT! GOAT" when you see a minute long teaser?
Because it's motherf*cking Star Wars?

Really, people? :biggums:

StephHamann
11-28-2014, 08:36 PM
Long time Star Wars fan. This looks like absolute horse shit. Let me break it down for you guys:

*Stormtrooper in the desert not wearing helmet for no apparent reason at all other than to show this new Star Wars movie will feature token black guys.

*World cup soccer ball with a floating r2d2 head rolls accross the screen like an asshole.

*Brief preview for next COD video game: Stormtrooper squad!...

*Overly dramatic facial expression of some talentless LA actress riding a hotpocket.

*X-wing shot for nostalgia.

*An evil Harry Potter wizard made entirely of CGI despite being human-form runs though some woods straight outside of Hogwarts and overdramaticaly pulls out the dumbest looking lightsaber I've ever seen. Lightsabers are apparently now English Longswords with two stupid ass flame guards.

*Millenium Falcon vs Tie fighters on Tattoine shot with Star Wars music for nostalgia.

At first I laughed, then I frowned. Highly disappointed with what I've seen so far in the trailer.

:applause:

tomtucker
11-28-2014, 08:48 PM
well, Looks alot better then the new jurassic park movie

Knicks101
11-28-2014, 09:05 PM
Because it's motherf*cking Star Wars?

Really, people? :biggums:

Star Wars has a legitimate case for WOAT franchise and this is coming from someone who loves the original trilogy. Possibly my favorite movies.

BigBoss
11-28-2014, 09:32 PM
Teaser trailer served its purpose.--it teased. Everyone will be watching this in theatres, including you hipsters

KNOW1EDGE
11-28-2014, 10:06 PM
Lol @ anyone who has made up their mind about this movie from a 90 second preview, especially those of you who are adamantly trashing it.

I love the entire star wars series. I am intrigued by the new film and will def go see it.

Micku
11-28-2014, 11:08 PM
This is the concept art of dark hooded dude:
https://i.imgur.com/fnhwAfG.png


IT LOOKS LIKE MOTHFU@KIN REVAN!! ZOFMG IF IT IS!! I'LL BE HYPED! ZOMG!

DeuceWallaces
11-28-2014, 11:17 PM
Lol @ anyone who has made up their mind about this movie from a 90 second preview, especially those of you who are adamantly trashing it.

I love the entire star wars series. I am intrigued by the new film and will def go see it.

Yeah you're an idiot if you think one way or the other after a 90 second trailer.

Derka
11-28-2014, 11:35 PM
Watching the Nerd Universe lose its collective mind and damn the entire project because a lightsaber had a f*cking pommel on the grip is just...brilliant.

Heavy metal fans...and nerds...just the worst group of assholes still going in pop culture.

Totally willing to judge it after seeing it. I'm fully confident Abrams can do a good job because George Lucas is absolute rhino shit as a director.

BigBoss
11-28-2014, 11:36 PM
This is the concept art of dark hooded dude:
https://i.imgur.com/fnhwAfG.png


IT LOOKS LIKE MOTHFU@KIN REVAN!! ZOFMG IF IT IS!! I'LL BE HYPED! ZOMG!

fake

CAAIDN
11-29-2014, 06:55 AM
Dat General Akbar lobster creature with the pilot head gear on tho?!

Shit is hard

BTW, b!tches I told you I saw the trailer


There is no Ackbar (lobster) in the real trailer. You saw the fake one.

Trollsmasher
11-29-2014, 07:27 AM
at least this trailer answered the question of why stormtroopers never hit the target

PJR
11-29-2014, 12:05 PM
If the Cloaked Sith is indeed Revan (possibly played by Adam Driver?), that will be very interesting. :applause:

CelticBaller
11-29-2014, 12:40 PM
It's almost like people have been burned by everything Star Wars since the mid 90s...
lmao, poor shade probably think the 2nd trilogy was the goat

Le Shaqtus
11-29-2014, 12:50 PM
I pooped myself from excitement.

Also smh at ya'll hating on teaser trailer, people will criticize anything

Lebron23
11-29-2014, 01:08 PM
I pooped myself from excitement.

Also smh at ya'll hating on teaser trailer, people will criticize anything

It's nice to see a Black Main Character. I think the Black British Guy is the son of Lambo.

Lebron23
11-29-2014, 01:13 PM
Oscar Isaac is Jacen Solo.

Lebron23
11-29-2014, 01:16 PM
Bad boys has always had black main characters

No one gives it props though

:lol :lol :lol
I want to see Bad Boy 3. Bay's Pain and Gain was a decent flick.

Le Shaqtus
11-29-2014, 01:34 PM
It's nice to see a Black Main Character. I think the Black British Guy is the son of Lambo.

I was hesitant at first but Boyega looks like a good fit. These Star Wars movies have been good at making unknown actors look good.

BigBoss
11-29-2014, 01:42 PM
I think the chick is a jedi

Le Shaqtus
11-29-2014, 01:53 PM
I think the chick is a jedi

I think she might be, though it's no longer canon, I assume Ridley plays Solo and Leia's daughter who was a Jedi in the books after the movies finished. It would make sense if she was.

Though the narrator says "There's been an awakening, have you felt it?" Right as Boyega appears on screen, which makes me think that he's the one the force awakens for.

1. Boyega is a storm trooper, and the force has awaken in him. This is weird though because the clones must have been discontinued at least at the start of episode 4. Because all clones were of Boba Fett and Boyega... Clearly isn't Boba Fett. This only makes sense if the clones weren't being made (or ran out) and they ended up recruiting regular dudes.

2. Earlier point about the clones, maybe Boyega was captured by the Empire (Which is still intact after the fall of Vader and Sideous) took a storm trooper suit but ended up stranded on what I assume is Tatooine, and the force awakens in him as before.

Rose
11-29-2014, 01:57 PM
http://i.imgur.com/2l4IvPw.jpg

Le Shaqtus
11-29-2014, 02:36 PM
I don't know why everyone is so upset about the new lightsaber. I'm happy they finally put Geralt of Rivia in a Star Wars film.

There was a lot of potential for Lightsaber styles that could have been made before. I'm excited for the New styles to be honest.

Just imagine the fights now, if they're gonna be anything like the fast paced battle we had between Anakin and Obi Wan at the end of Revenge of the Sith I might just poo poo.

ROCSteady
11-29-2014, 02:42 PM
There is no Ackbar (lobster) in the real trailer. You saw the fake one.

I kno. At that point I was fckin with heads cuz there was just a small glimpse of Boyega as well as some CG crap of the Millennium Falcon in the actual release.

It was indeed a fake that I saw.



Good catch tho :applause:

tomtucker
11-29-2014, 02:55 PM
Saw it 5 times... it gets better every time.

John Williams!!!!!

OMG, super geek overdrive.. I might be late for work, but f*ck it!

At first glance the lightsaber looks goofy, but now that I look at it it's badass! I can't wait to see how they use it in the film.

The CGI looks spot on, it doesn't look like the crap that Jurassic Park displayed. Love the conventional effects mixed with CGI and real locations, no green screen crap. That was a natural lighting in that dessert, those were real woods, that was real water and real sand that they were flying over (or so they appear to be).

:banana: :banana:

I just shat and came all at once.:lol :oldlol:

DonDadda59
11-29-2014, 03:17 PM
Though the narrator says "There's been an awakening, have you felt it?" Right as Boyega appears on screen, which makes me think that he's the one the force awakens for.

1. Boyega is a storm trooper, and the force has awaken in him.

***MAJOR POSSIBLE SPOILERS IN WHITE***

The leaked plot details from the set say the movie opens with a hand clutching a lightsaber floating through space. Boyega (a stormtrooper who ends up abandoning the Empire Remnant cause) and Ridley's (a smuggler) character end up finding it on a desert planet (possibly Tatooine) and embark on a quest to find the owner. This leads them to Han Solo and Chewbacca who identify it as Luke Skywalker's. But they claim they haven't seen him in many years (either since the events of ROTJ or 10 years).

Turns out Luke spent the first 20 years since the death of the Emperor/Vader attempting to rebuild the Jedi order. In that time he basically became what his father was meant to be before he was mutilated by Obi Wan- he's so powerful that he can move mountains with just a glance. He doesn't even use his lightsaber any more, he's more of an all powerful Wizard- the most powerful being the Universe has ever seen. Something happened that caused him to fear his power though. He puts himself into self-imposed exile in Dagobah so he can't be a threat to the Galaxy if he potentially turns to the Dark Side like his father.

Meanwhile on a remote ice planet, some evil characters are busy building a weapon that will make the Death Stars look like a BB gun.

Luke coming out of exile (the light) and the growing threat from the new Sith (the Dark) is possibly what the 'awakening' refers to.

Trollsmasher
11-29-2014, 03:21 PM
Cool youtube reaction mashup




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JcmEnmmkCA
best reaction

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI776TviDto

kid will know his way around the world

Le Shaqtus
11-29-2014, 03:22 PM
***MAJOR POSSIBLE SPOILERS IN WHITE***


^^

Like those plot points, would be really interesting if true.

DonDadda59
11-29-2014, 03:26 PM
^^

Like those plot points, would be really interesting if true.

Yup, white again:

The idea seems to be to echo the original trilogy, which I think is cool. Luke ends up being the Obi-Wan/Yoda mentor figure to the new heroes. I think I remember reading too that it's possible that by the end of Episode 7, Luke ends up turning to the Dark Side and ends up being the main villain in the next installment(s). I think that's a great plot point... but I don't know how I feel about it considering the iconic ending of ROTJ.

CavaliersFTW
11-29-2014, 03:27 PM
***MAJOR POSSIBLE SPOILERS IN WHITE***

The leaked plot details from the set say the movie opens with a hand clutching a lightsaber floating through space. Boyega (a stormtrooper who ends up abandoning the Empire Remnant cause) and Ridley's (a smuggler) character end up finding it on a desert planet (possibly Tatooine) and embark on a quest to find the owner. This leads them to Han Solo and Chewbacca who identify it as Luke Skywalker's. But they claim they haven't seen him in many years (either since the events of ROTJ or 10 years).

Turns out Luke spent the first 20 years since the death of the Emperor/Vader attempting to rebuild the Jedi order. In that time he basically became what his father was meant to be before he was mutilated by Obi Wan- he's so powerful that he can move mountains with just a glance. He doesn't even use his lightsaber any more, he's more of an all powerful Wizard- the most powerful being the Universe has ever seen. Something happened that caused him to fear his power though. He puts himself into self-imposed exile in Dagobah so he can't be a threat to the Galaxy if he potentially turns to the Dark Side like his father.

Meanwhile on a remote ice planet, some evil characters are busy building a weapon that will make the Death Stars look like a BB gun.

Luke coming out of exile (the light) and the growing threat from the new Sith (the Dark) is possibly what the 'awakening' refers to.
Darth Binks is the new Sith lord

http://darthipedia.com/w/images/thumb/c/c7/Emperor_jar_jar.jpg/250px-Emperor_jar_jar.jpg

This movie is gonna blow chunks.

CavaliersFTW
11-29-2014, 03:34 PM
Yup, white again:

The idea seems to be to echo the original trilogy, which I think is cool. Luke ends up being the Obi-Wan/Yoda mentor figure to the new heroes. I think I remember reading too that it's possible that by the end of Episode 7, Luke ends up turning to the Dark Side and ends up being the main villain in the next installment(s). I think that's a great plot point... but I don't know how I feel about it considering the iconic ending of ROTJ.
Sounds like you are reposting shit that someone just made up.

DonDadda59
11-29-2014, 03:34 PM
Darth Binks is the new Sith lord

http://darthipedia.com/w/images/thumb/c/c7/Emperor_jar_jar.jpg/250px-Emperor_jar_jar.jpg

This movie is gonna blow chunks.

Why are you so mad? (http://youtu.be/QpnvTjtpyIg?t=11s) :(


Sounds like you are reposting shit that someone just made up.

The site I got it from has been on the money about every detail so far. From Boyega's character being a storm trooper to the concept art.

SugarHill
11-29-2014, 03:39 PM
best reaction

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI776TviDto

kid will know his way around the world
:roll:

Heavincent
11-29-2014, 03:43 PM
I'm cautiously optimistic. At least it looks like it will be a legit sci fi adventure instead of some bullshit love story with space politics (like the prequels).

CavaliersFTW
11-29-2014, 03:47 PM
***MAJOR POSSIBLE SPOILERS IN WHITE***

Old man Luke goes back to his roots and seeks out a Jawa, an Ewok, and that little asshole who sat on the tail of Jabba-the-fat-**** to train to be the new Jedi council for this movie. OOOOTINIIIIII! http://i.imgur.com/e0RzkDZ.png

The world-cup droid is still played by 80 year old famous droid actor Kenny Baker (who played R2 D2. This time around for no reason at all they redisigned the droid to look exactly like a world cup soccer ball. Baker, who took Yoga lessons to prepare for the role, is now in a round metal container and rolled it down hills to bring more "life" to the quirky droid character.
http://i2.cdnds.net/14/05/618x848/kenny-baker.jpg
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--7-YWJrZK--/w8awyp0qh5uet8brnjxs.jpg

The new Sith Lord is call Darth Binks. Concept art:
http://darthipedia.com/w/images/thumb/c/c7/Emperor_jar_jar.jpg/250px-Emperor_jar_jar.jpg


More to come as details emerge :rockon: :cheers:

SugarHill
11-29-2014, 03:53 PM
darth binks lol

DonDadda59
11-29-2014, 03:55 PM
***MAJOR POSSIBLE SPOILERS IN WHITE***


More to come as details emerge :rockon: :cheers:

So bitter. So hateful. The dark side in you I sense. Wilt would not approve. :no:

Same place that leaked plot details leaked the concept art. You can see the finished product in the trailer. They were obviously legit:

http://www.nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/pod-bike-615x244.jpeg

http://www.nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Knight-Trooper-615x318.jpeg

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=279834&page=13

CavaliersFTW
11-29-2014, 04:06 PM
So bitter. So hateful. The dark side in you I sense. Wilt would not approve. :no:

Same place that leaked plot details leaked the concept art. You can see the finished product in the trailer. They were obviously legit:

http://www.nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/pod-bike-615x244.jpeg

http://www.nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Knight-Trooper-615x318.jpeg

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=279834&page=13
A broken clock is right twice a day. It matters much more how much your source posted that turned out to be wrong. Speaking of which, post it what is the point of even hiding it?

I went through this whole thing during the prequels. I don't care what your source is, there are over 100 fallacies for every 1 detail that surfaces to be legit. There is no crystal ball, none of what is posted can be used as "legit" just because a few good pics turned up. It doesn't validate a source. It just means some random information can turn out to be correct... most of it will still be incorrect.

DonDadda59
11-29-2014, 04:10 PM
A broken clock is right twice a day. It matters much more how much your source posted that turned out to be wrong. Speaking of which, post it what is the point of even hiding it?

I went through this whole thing during the prequels. I don't care what your source is, there are over 100 fallacies for every 1 detail that surfaces to be legit. There is no crystal ball, none of what is posted can be used as "legit" just because a few good pics turned up.

And we've finally gotten to the source of your humbuggery. We all went through it bruh. But George is gone now, he can't hurt you or anyone else any more. Let it go bruh... Let it go. :(

http://cdn.baseballamerica.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/it-s-not-your-fault-o.gif

Le Shaqtus
11-29-2014, 04:11 PM
Yeah, I think this will open up the gate for more swordfighting styles and less whatever this is





https://i.imgur.com/4thrzh.jpg

That fight was mostly really cool and fast paced though, unlike every other lightsaber fight which was meticulous and slow.

http://i.imgur.com/tzroPq7.gif

http://i.imgur.com/xUAe8Pp.gif

CavaliersFTW
11-29-2014, 04:12 PM
And we've finally gotten to the source of your humbuggery. We all went through it bruh. But George is gone now, he can't hurt you or anyone else any more. Let it go bruh... Let it go. :(

http://cdn.baseballamerica.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/it-s-not-your-fault-o.gif
I enjoyed the prequels :confusedshrug:

Trollsmasher
11-29-2014, 04:13 PM
I enjoyed the prequels :confusedshrug:
:lol

DonDadda59
11-29-2014, 04:14 PM
I enjoyed the prequels :confusedshrug:

Oh OK then, you just have terrible taste. Glad we got that cleared up :cheers:

hateraid
11-29-2014, 04:25 PM
I thought the continuing Saga was supposed to be about Darth Bane hunting down Luke Skywalker

CavaliersFTW
11-29-2014, 04:33 PM
Oh OK then, you just have terrible taste. Glad we got that cleared up :cheers:
First 3 I grew up watching on VHS. I was 12, 15, and 18 when the prequels came out. Still young, still fascinated with the allure of Star Wars.

The prequels definitely seem to have a higher cringe/content ratio than the first movies (though Return of the Jedi's Ewok scenes and the Jabba puppets are pretty much just as bad now IMO). Episode one's shit didn't even bother me when I first saw it, I was 12. The god awful romance of the 2nd episode definitely made me cringe the first time I saw it, and by the third movie I had begun to lose interest in Star Wars movies though I still enjoyed it.

What I've learned is, there are great sequences in all the movies... but there are also horrible cringeworthy or childish scenes in all the movies. The older you get, the more you notice them. The movies are just like their awkard teenage intended audience. They are an amalgam of stuff anyone including adults can find cool but there are also plenty of other characters or effects only a child would ignore or come to appreciate.

This movie will be no different. Only now, the target audience is the Call of Duty/Superhero movie generation, of which I do not identify with. There will be cool effects... but lots of cringe stuff too. It's Star Wars. That's what Star Wars is. Wizard of Oz meets Muppets in Space. Only now there will be a heavy Call of Duty influence which I don't really care for.

CavaliersFTW
11-29-2014, 04:34 PM
I thought the continuing Saga was supposed to be about Darth Binks hunting down Luke Skywalker
fixed

KyleKong
11-29-2014, 04:39 PM
CavsFTW why you hating on this and wanting to see it fail so bad? You be judging the shit out of a trailer that had 3 scenes out of context that lasted seconds.

KyleKong
11-29-2014, 04:48 PM
Is that a lightsaber or what on the side of the speeder? It's there at first, then it's gone.

I was assuming that the three new characters were going to be jedi being trained under Luke but one is a Stormtrooper and the other one looks like a Tatooine hood rat.

Le Shaqtus
11-29-2014, 04:49 PM
Is that a lightsaber or what on the side of the speeder? It's there at first, then it's gone.

I think it's a rigged blaster.

KyleKong
11-29-2014, 04:55 PM
I wonder how the diehard Extended Universe fans are taking the new movies.

Because clearly the new movies are not any stories from comics or books of the Extended Universe.

Le Shaqtus
11-29-2014, 05:07 PM
I wonder how the diehard Extended Universe fans are taking the new movies.

Because clearly the new movies are not any stories from comics or books of the Extended Universe.

Well none of it is canon now, which I'm sure the authors aren't happy about but whatever.

I've read a couple of extended universe books and they're pretty good, but ultimately I'm just excited for new movies. Star Wars is such a big universe and should have been taken advantage of on the big screen years ago.

Shade8780
11-29-2014, 05:14 PM
lmao, poor shade probably think the 2nd trilogy was the goat
The prequels are awful compared to the originals.

I'm hyped though because we have the original cast in here, we have a new director who just revived the Star Trek series, and that sell-out George Lucas is no longer calling the shots. Also, I have trust in Disney. Much more than I would've had with Lucasfilm.

That's why I'm hyped. That's why I'm not gonna be a whiny bitch like some in here who are complaining over a one minute long teaser trailer.

CAAIDN
11-29-2014, 05:52 PM
I kno. At that point I was fckin with heads cuz there was just a small glimpse of Boyega as well as some CG crap of the Millennium Falcon in the actual release.

It was indeed a fake that I saw.



Good catch tho :applause:

Aaah ok. No sweat bro :cheers:

Le Shaqtus
11-29-2014, 05:54 PM
The prequels are awful compared to the originals.

I'm hyped though because we have the original cast in here, we have a new director who just revived the Star Trek series, and that sell-out George Lucas is no longer calling the shots. Also, I have trust in Disney. Much more than I would've had with Lucasfilm.

That's why I'm hyped. That's why I'm not gonna be a whiny bitch like some in here who are complaining over a one minute long teaser trailer.

Thank you.

The teaser was for aesthetics, and it delivered beautifully. Yet people will complain about anything.

LJJ
11-29-2014, 06:34 PM
I wonder how the diehard Extended Universe fans are taking the new movies.

Because clearly the new movies are not any stories from comics or books of the Extended Universe.

Like this:


Long time Star Wars fan. This looks like absolute horse shit. Let me break it down for you guys:

*Stormtrooper in the desert not wearing helmet for no apparent reason at all other than to show this new Star Wars movie will feature token black guys.

*World cup soccer ball with a floating r2d2 head rolls accross the screen like an asshole.

*Brief preview for next COD video game: Stormtrooper squad!...

*Overly dramatic facial expression of some talentless LA actress riding a hotpocket.

*X-wing shot for nostalgia.

*An evil Harry Potter wizard made entirely of CGI despite being human-form runs though some woods straight outside of Hogwarts and overdramaticaly pulls out the dumbest looking lightsaber I've ever seen. Lightsabers are apparently now English Longswords with two stupid ass flame guards.

*Millenium Falcon vs Tie fighters on Tattoine shot with Star Wars music for nostalgia.

At first I laughed, then I frowned. Highly disappointed with what I've seen so far in the trailer.

LJJ
11-29-2014, 06:47 PM
http://i.imgur.com/hllhJpP.gifv

hehehe

zoom17
11-29-2014, 06:56 PM
http://i.imgur.com/hllhJpP.gifv

hehehe

Yoda at the end:lol

BigBoss
11-29-2014, 08:52 PM
I was assuming that the three new characters were going to be jedi being trained under Luke but one is a Stormtrooper and the other one looks like a Tatooine hood rat.

http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/845/845012/the-many-looks-of-the-imperial-stormtrooper-20080114102215488-000.jpg

http://images.mstarz.com/data/images/full/21761/luke-on-tatooine.jpg

andgar923
11-29-2014, 09:29 PM
http://www.theguardian.com/film/2014/nov/28/star-wars-7-the-force-awakens-mark-hamill-predicts-plot-in-1983

Star Wars 7: Mark Hamill predicted The Force Awakens plot in 1983

MastaKilla
11-29-2014, 09:43 PM
looks neat

Dragonyeuw
11-29-2014, 10:10 PM
Not getting overhyped for this based off a few teaser shots. Phantom menace looked badazz based off trailers, especially the Maul doublesaber shot, but asides from the podrace and the saber duels we know how that movie turned out.

Though the shot of the Falcon at the end definitely hit the ole nostalgia nerve....

9erempiree
11-29-2014, 10:25 PM
How can you guys be hyped up for a Disney version of Star Wars? Lucas' vision is no longer and those ideas and stories are no longer his.

You guys are not real Star Wars fans.

Dragonyeuw
11-29-2014, 10:39 PM
How can you guys be hyped up for a Disney version of Star Wars? Lucas' vision is no longer and those ideas and stories are no longer his.

.

Considering that Disney also owns Marvel, and films like Avengers and Captain America winter soldier have come out since, I'm not concerned about their involvement. They evolved past Mickey and Donald quite a while ago...plus JJ Abrams with serenity, firefly, stark trek reboot has proven( at least to me) that he should be given the benefit of doubt that he will do the franchise no harm. Plus, there's so much good EU content out that they can draw from that, or come up with new ideas as needed.

Lucas's vision for the series is a bit scary to me, considering films like phantom menace and Attack of the clones came out on his watch, IMO the series needed an infusion of fresh blood and ideas and writers/artists who weren't just 'yes' people which is why the PT went off the tracks.

KyleKong
11-29-2014, 10:41 PM
How can you guys be hyped up for a Disney version of Star Wars? Lucas' vision is no longer.

You answered your own question

PJR
11-29-2014, 11:46 PM
http://youtu.be/PFKDbIyqOjg

This dude's live reaction to the trailer has me cracking up bruh. :roll:

Le Shaqtus
11-30-2014, 01:59 AM
How can you guys be hyped up for a Disney version of Star Wars? Lucas' vision is no longer and those ideas and stories are no longer his.

You guys are not real Star Wars fans.

It's going to be f*cking awesome whether you see it or not.

Le Shaqtus
11-30-2014, 02:31 AM
Die hard definitely way better than any star wars I agree

Bad boys is terrible.

Yeah I said it.

embersyc
11-30-2014, 02:52 AM
plus JJ Abrams with serenity, firefly

That's Joss Whedon.

andgar923
11-30-2014, 02:57 AM
I enjoyed the prequels :confusedshrug:
:facepalm

embersyc
11-30-2014, 02:57 AM
How can you guys be hyped up for a Disney version of Star Wars? Lucas' vision is no longer and those ideas and stories are no longer his.

You guys are not real Star Wars fans.

Star Wars movies directed by Lucas:

A New Hope
The Phantom Menace
Attack of the Clones
Revenge of the Sith

Star Wars movies not directed by Lucas:

Empire Strikes Back
Return of the Jedi
The Force Awakens

~primetime~
11-30-2014, 10:57 AM
Star Wars movies directed by Lucas:

A New Hope
The Phantom Menace
Attack of the Clones
Revenge of the Sith

Star Wars movies not directed by Lucas:

Empire Strikes Back
Return of the Jedi
The Force Awakens
Lucas did write the entire story to the original trilogy though.

Just sayin

embersyc
11-30-2014, 11:13 AM
Lucas did write the entire story to the original trilogy though.

Just sayin

Lucas wrote some outlines, but he didn't write the Screenplay for Empire Strikes Back, and he didn't write the novel either, so it's more likely that other people assembled his sloppy notes into something coherent.

Bandito
11-30-2014, 11:22 AM
Star Wars movies directed by Lucas:

A New Hope
The Phantom Menace
Attack of the Clones
Revenge of the Sith

Star Wars movies not directed by Lucas:

Empire Strikes Back
Return of the Jedi
The Force Awakens
That ether

Trollsmasher
11-30-2014, 12:46 PM
That's Joss Whedon.
both are the same kind of cancer

Shade8780
11-30-2014, 01:01 PM
It's going to be f*cking awesome whether you see it or not.
I've been waiting nearly a decade for this. I just want to see some damn lightsabers again.

CAAIDN
11-30-2014, 01:58 PM
Special edition of the trailer by George Lucas :oldlol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v93Jh6JNBng

Dragonyeuw
11-30-2014, 02:25 PM
Special edition of the trailer by George Lucas :oldlol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v93Jh6JNBng

:applause: :roll:

And someone above was worried about what disney will do with the series? After what Lucas did with the PT and endless OT revisions?!

Shade8780
11-30-2014, 02:26 PM
Special edition of the trailer by George Lucas :oldlol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v93Jh6JNBng
:roll: :roll: :applause:

KingBeasley08
11-30-2014, 03:50 PM
I believe Lucas made the story for this trilogy. After these next three movies doe, I'm gonna consider any Star Wars film fan fiction

SugarHill
11-30-2014, 04:42 PM
Special edition of the trailer by George Lucas :oldlol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v93Jh6JNBng
So well made :biggums:

Lebron23
11-30-2014, 04:48 PM
Daisy Ridley is pretty attractive.

Nanners
12-01-2014, 01:31 AM
I am really skeptical about this film considering how badly JJ Abrams butchered Star Trek.

LJJ
12-02-2014, 04:05 AM
4chan Spoiler Man leaks about the plot. Likely it's all BS, it could all be true. So don't read it if you don't want to get spoiled or don't want to get fooled. Personally I think it sounds pretty good, wouldn't mind if this was actually the movie.[COLOR="White"]

Read on at your own risk.
- The film is dystopian and darker than Empire. Some 30-40 years have passed since Return of the Jedi, and the Empire and New Republic have been locked in a war of attrition. Everyone is languishing and sick of the war. The script, which is described as "too good for JJ Abrams", begins in space, above a desert planet -- presumably Tatooine.
-The opening crawl details the ongoing turmoil in the galaxy. How the fall of the Emperor left a void of power, and how the heroes of Endor went into seclusion or kept fighting.
-The current state of the war is described as being similar to the European theater of 1944, with the Empire being Germany and the Republic being the Allies. The Republic has finally taken the upper hand.
-John Boyega and Daisy Ridley are the male and female leads.
-Boyega is a force-sensitive Stormtrooper under command of Gwendoline Christie's character. He defects from the Empire over the course of the movie, ending up stranded on a desert planet (presumed to be Tatooine) during the first act. Having defied orders, Boyega is hunted as a deserter.

TIE fighter wreckage; possibly Boyega's: http://i.imgur.com/bhTMPuT.jpg

-Gwendoline Christie portrays an Inquisitor. The Inquisitors are a group of lightsaber wielding individuals that may or may not be force sensitive and head up the Imperial Remnant. Inquisitors aren't Sith, but they are not Jedi either; they are hounds used to track down force sensitives, and they are implied to have assisted Vader's cleansing.

Christie's Inquisitor: http://i.imgur.com/JhrbuBy.jpg
Inquisitor's lightsaber: http://i.imgur.com/cKiSO9B.jpg

-Daisy plays Kira, a character living on Tatooine with Max Von Sydow's character. Kira is a dusty survivalist tomboy. Sydow is a broken man from the prequel area that has become mostly cyborg. He is not force sensitive and for some reason collects artifacts that we've seen at critical points during the previous films, particularly ones relating to the Jedi and the Sith. Daisy shares his fascination with history, and she is revealed in Act II to be the daughter of Han and Leia. As someone with force sensitivity, she resents the fact that Luke went into exile before he could train her, and she hopes that the search for force-sensitive artifacts could lead her to him. She keeps her identity as a Solo under wraps in order to keep trouble away.

Sydow's character examining Vader's helmet: http://i.imgur.com/hjVHT65.jpg; http://i.imgur.com/HAzlSnK.jpg
Sydow's character with Kira: http://i.imgur.com/pInbshX.jpg

-Sydow is a sort of mentor to Kira, and apparently his true identity is an Act III revelation that will surprise a lot of people. The contention is that he is an existing character from the prequel films, and the revelation of his identity will shock viewers.
-Sydow's character is "not overtly" a villain, but has some sort of Sith connection.
-Sydow's "hideout" is a downed AT-AT. Relics of the war are everywhere in the film; there is a real feeling that the entire galaxy is sick of the deadlock.

AT-AT: http://i.imgur.com/cm8eBZS.jpg; http://i.imgur.com/FIxykNK.jpg; http://i.imgur.com/LqlrmBZ.jpg

-The blue lightsaber in the above picture is apparently the same one Luke lost on Bespin in Empire.
-The ball droid from the trailer belongs to Kira.
-On the desert planet (again, presumably Tatooine) Boyega meets up with Daisy and Sydow. At the end of the first act, Han Solo and Chewbacca take them all off planet in the Millennium Falcon. Shortly afterward, we learn that "Kira" is Han and Leia's daughter. Again, she keeps her identity secret to avoid unwanted trouble.
-Kira's revelation dumbfounds Boyega and "other people."
-Chewbacca's life debt extends to Han's whole family, and he is now sporting a robotic arm.

Chewbacca: http://i.imgur.com/7TGADrf.jpg

-Han takes a liking to Boyega. Throughout the film he is in love with Boyega's decision to defy orders and ruin his career in the Imperial military. -Han vouches for Boyega, having gone through something similar in his youth.
-At some point, Han says the familiar "Hey, it's me!" line. Someone, of course, says the classic "I have a bad feeling about this." These are said to be the only self-referential "smile while rolling your eyes" lines of the film.
-When asked whether Han dies, Spoiler Man replied that he will "not spoil the third act." This in and of itself does not reveal anything, but rather comes off as Spoiler Man being audacious, because answering the question is such a way would spoil the third act, if it were true.
-Lando's Sullustan co-pilot from Return of the Jedi, Nien Nunb, makes a humorous appearance.
-Lando is in the script and has apparently become famous.
-Luke Skywalker has secluded himself from the galaxy, training only a handful of students since his exile. He fears for his future; as he comes closer to Yoda levels of power, he becomes more and more secluded. There are no Jedi in the open, but rumors persist that Luke has trained a few since the events of Endor.
-Luke first appears in Act II

Shade8780
12-02-2014, 06:53 AM
F*ck that. If anyone spoils it on me, I'll be so pissed.

Lebron23
12-02-2014, 01:06 PM
I like it.

CavaliersFTW
12-02-2014, 02:36 PM
F*ck that. If anyone spoils it on me, I'll be so pissed.
I'll just drop one name. Darth Binks.

KingBeasley08
12-02-2014, 03:11 PM
I'll just drop one name. Darth Binks.
http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg280/ricklink/DarthBinks1.jpg

CeilingFan#1
12-02-2014, 03:18 PM
I'll just drop one name. Darth Binks.

He goes by Darth Darth Binks.

Joshumitsu
12-02-2014, 10:57 PM
Read the 4chan summary. If true, my thoughts are still the same:




Hunger Games in Space.

DonDadda59
12-02-2014, 11:47 PM
-Andy Serkis is some kind of alien Sith exempt from the Rule of Two. He is implied to have existed for a long time, be very powerful, and is the speaker in the teaser.
-Serkis is implied to have trained or used Palpatine for some obscure purpose.

Bane?

http://www.nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Throne-Room-615x258.jpeg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nQXLOK3KtY

:confusedshrug:

DeuceWallaces
12-03-2014, 12:05 AM
Didn't Bane make the rule?

That last pic from LJJ looks like Revan, but he doesn't use the cross saber in SWTOR.

DeuceWallaces
12-03-2014, 12:14 AM
I read that and it all sounds really cool, but I still don't get the everyone is in hiding stuff that you keep reading and hearing about even regular press releases; not just rumor mill.

They weren't really in hiding during the mid-quels when times were at their worst. Just seems odd.

Shade8780
12-04-2014, 01:45 PM
Second teaser leaked already (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkzW_6Y0O1c) :applause:

Le Shaqtus
12-04-2014, 02:06 PM
Second teaser leaked already (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkzW_6Y0O1c) :applause:

:oldlol:

riseagainst
12-04-2014, 04:34 PM
Second teaser leaked already (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkzW_6Y0O1c) :applause:

:roll:

zoom17
12-05-2014, 01:03 AM
Second teaser leaked already (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkzW_6Y0O1c) :applause:

:oldlol:

CavaliersFTW
12-05-2014, 02:00 AM
Bunch of info just leaked about Starwars on 4chan

Biggest surprise is that Watto apparently makes a return as a key villain that gets revealed late in this trilogy (3rd movie maybe?)! :eek:

Yoda
01-09-2015, 06:21 PM
Ghost me sequels need.

gigantes
01-21-2015, 08:44 PM
http://img.izismile.com/img/img8/20150121/1000/daily_gifdump_762_26.gif



will the disney touch be a good thing, or will it be an "out of the frying pan in to the fire" thing?

lucas just commented that they threw out almost all of his ideas for the sequels.