Advice Thread to help us ISH brethren get LAID.

[russwest0]

For me personally I'm 21 y/o and still a virgin. It's not a big deal to me, but I wouldn't mind losing my v card soon.

I'm 6'0 tall, 160, have decent skin, good teeth, a decent face, I'm intelligent enough to not come across as a moron, and all throughout high school I was that guy who had girls interested in him simply because I was nice and a not a douchebag. Plus most people who actually know me often say shit like "you should be a comedian," etc. so I have a decent sense of humor.

Yet for whatever reason I can't seem to get laid. I've had my chances and ****ed up but thats in the past now so I'm focused on moving forward.

I measured my dick at almost 8 and a half inches the other day so I think thats decent enough as well. Maybe I should use it to exchange nudes or something, I don't even know man.

So tell me ISH, what steps do I need to take to get laid within the next couple of months? Messaging girls on facebook? Downloading tinder? Spontaneously talking to attractive women I see in public? Help a brother out. I'll also offer whatever advice I can to any others looking for help.

[TylerOO]

Do you have any friends that are girls?

[Im Still Ballin]

Harness the power of your large phallus bro. Let it power your inner soul. YOU are the man. BIGGER, BETTER than the rest.

YOU'RE the asset. It's there LOSS.

WINNER.

[russwest0]

Do you have any friends that are girls?

Not currently. I had one I was talking to, but she lived across the country from me, we had been talking about hanging out whenever she visited, and she acted like she loved me and shit, but then she got a boyfriend where she lived and didn't even tell me, so I called her a **** and ended that friendship.

[BigBoss]

I don't even care if you guys don't believe me, but i had sex with a really hot Portuguese girl on saturday. She was probably the hottest girl i've ever been with and i almost shed a tear on the inside at how good my performance was. Good times are coming and my standards are on the rise :rockon:

Anyway back to you. I lost my virginity at 17. And I was having sex with girls who were like 5-6's, and on rare occasion if she was drunk enough like an 8 from ages 18-22. Living in dorms helped a lot. I always had sex drunk and with the lights off those years.

I had a girlfriend on/off from 23-25 and that helped me a lot to experiment with positions and turn the lights on :lol . I hate that bitch but she gave me that at the end of the day.

I really developed a i don't give a **** attitude this last year/year and a half, and I feel like a late bloomer. I had friends when i was 18-19 who were getting laid and i always wondered how. At the end of the day they just didn't give a ***.

Anyway advice to you is you need to get in the game. Everytime you have sex its like getting experiencing points to level up. When you hit a certain level you'll know how to get laid, what to do, which girls to call, etc

[russwest0]

I just need to break this cycle of internally pouting about all of the missed opportunities I've had in the past.

All it does is leave me depressed and unready to move on.

I'm a confusing person in the real world, and thats about all that I feel I have to offer. Many times I can tell when women are interested in me but then I'll say something sarcastic, or say something off-putting and f*ck it up.

Maybe one day I'll find the right words to say to these women. I'm sure they'll be simple ones.

[Jailblazers7]

Treat women like humans and don't be grotesquely ugly. You're welcome.

[ArbitraryWater]

You trolling? You lookin' pretty good bro.. Young for your age, but solid.

[TylerOO]

Not currently. I had one I was talking to, but she lived across the country from me, we had been talking about hanging out whenever she visited, and she acted like she loved me and shit, but then she got a boyfriend where she lived and didn't even tell me, so I called her a **** and ended that friendship.

Do you have any friends that go to college? Go visit them for a weekend and hit up a party. There will be sluts left and right. Drunk. Sluts.

[russwest0]

Treat women like humans and don't be grotesquely ugly. You're welcome.

Thats what I did all throughout high school and for the past 3 years as well.

Didn't get me anywhere.

Had a drunk girl who was a 7/10 find me on facebook after seeing me at my job. Told me she liked me and called me up drunk one day, wanted me to come over and watch movies. We had discussed before and she had a history of sexual abuse and shit and it just didn't feel right. Why go f*ck a drunk bitch who I didn't know very well and who was likely just doing this shit to supress her past?

I should have hit it. Just like I should have hit another girl who was interested.

Oh well, I f*cked up and it's the past now.

[russwest0]

Do you have any friends that go to college? Go visit them for a weekend and hit up a party. There will be sluts left and right. Drunk. Sluts.

I've been to huge parties and have had girls grabbing me by the arm and shit, but I don't have anywhere to take them to ****.

[TylerOO]

I've been to huge parties and have had girls grabbing me by the arm and shit, but I don't have anywhere to take them to ****.

If they go to the school, they probably do. If not go to the bathroom at the party, seriously.

[russwest0]

You trolling? You lookin' pretty good bro.. Young for your age, but solid.

Trolling with what?

I wouldn't call myself anything special, but I'm certainly good looking enough to get laid. Yet for whatever reason shit never seems to fall in place despite my heart being in the right place and me historically being the guy that these women are looking for.

I need to start changing my priorities it appears. Hit it and quit it. Lie, lie, lie.

[Jailblazers7]

Thats what I did all throughout high school and for the past 3 years as well.

Didn't get me anywhere.

Had a drunk girl who was a 7/10 find me on facebook after seeing me at my job. Told me she liked me and called me up drunk one day, wanted me to come over and watch movies. We had discussed before and she had a history of sexual abuse and shit and it just didn't feel right. Why go f*ck a drunk bitch who I didn't know very well and who was likely just doing this shit to supress her past?

I should have hit it. Just like I should have hit another girl who was interested.

Oh well, I f*cked up and it's the past now.

So you should have taken advantage of a damaged girl just so that you could tell people that you had sex? Sounds like you're a fake nice guy and those types of dudes get snuffed out very quickly by women.

But seriously, you just need practice on when and how to make a move and signal your intentions and that comes by trial and error. It's not a ton of fun to run into the error part but there is only one way to learn.

[russwest0]

So you should have taken advantage of a damaged girl just so that you could tell people that you had sex? Sounds like you're a fake nice guy and those types of dudes get snuffed out very quickly by women.

No, I said it the way I did to sort of ask, what more could I do? I was trying to be a friend to this girl, but she just wanted someone to **** her, and I declined because I felt that it would only hurt her more.

I be the nice guy and I don't get anything. I love to joke about being an asshole, but it's truly not who I am, yet it seems like thats the easiest way to get laid.

[Kblaze8855]

Ignoring some of the obvious issues with this topic....

The #1 problem ive noticed with guys I know who cant get women is them assuming its difficult to begin with. I have a friend who while not a virgin...probably has not had sex in 2-3 years. He tells me about women telling him hes too nice. Hes into biological chemistry. Has his degree....going for his masters. Literally runs marathons. Hes funny...one of the nicest people I know. Honest. Just a great guy...he also has a handlebar mustache now and then. Odd guy....but fun to be around.

Cant get a girl to **** him. Has many female friends. Hes talked about hating his sexless harem.

And yet...a girl I know hes interested in(took her to a couple concerts..he likes her)?

She flat out told me that if he ever asked....she would **** him before he got the question out.

At the moment shes in a relationship so telling him wouldnt get him anywhere...and she kinda asked me not to anyway....but it makes his problem clear.

Hes one of those guys trying to do it the "right" way. Hes asked girls out on real dates....getting nice meals...going bike riding...being the shoulder to cry on when the next guy ****s them over. He generates deep friendships.

But women dont **** their friends. Not as a first option. Women **** direct guys who show immediate interest.

If he walked up to the girl I mentioned and asked her to come over that night...she would do it. And if he attempted to take it there...he would get what he wants.

But he isnt gonna do it unless I tell him what she said. He might not do it then. He might not believe me.

Its not as simple as.....women liking assholes. They do in ways...but thats not the problem.

Women are attracted to confidence and with confidence comes directness. If you dont fear rejection....you take it in stride and dont make it uncomfortable for both of you...

You become the type who can be rejected and not take it too personal...not complain and make it difficult...or go home and brood on it for days...you can do anything.

Any woman you can make laugh is in your league. The only people who cant get the women they desire are the ones who convince themselves they cant....and cant suffer a rejection by a few without receding into a shell.

Once you stop giving a ****...they start wanting to **** you.

It probably shouldnt be that way....but it is.

[russwest0]

Ignoring some of the obvious issues with this topic....

The #1 problem ive noticed with guys I know who cant get women is them assuming its difficult to begin with. I have a friend who while not a virgin...probably has not had sex in 2-3 years. He tells me about women telling him hes too nice. Hes into biological chemistry. Has his degree....going for his masters. Literally runs marathons. Hes funny...one of the nicest people I know. Honest. Just a great guy...he also has a handlebar mustache now and then. Odd guy....but fun to be around.

Cant get a girl to **** him. Has many female friends. Hes talked about hating his sexless harem.

And yet...a girl I know hes interested in(took her to a couple concerts..he likes her)?

She flat out told me that if he ever asked....she would **** him before he got the question out.

At the moment shes in a relationship so telling him wouldnt get him anywhere...and she kinda asked me not to anyway....but it makes his problem clear.

Hes one of those guys trying to do it the "right" way. Hes asked girls out on real dates....getting nice meals...going bike riding...being the shoulder to cry on when the next guy ****s them over. He generates deep friendships.

But women dont **** their friends. Not as a first option. Women **** direct guys who show immediate interest.

If he walked up to the girl I mentioned and asked her to come over that night...she would do it. And if he attempted to take it there...he would get what he wants.

But he isnt gonna do it unless I tell him what she said. He might not do it then. He might not believe me.

Its not as simple as.....women liking assholes. They do in ways...but thats not the problem.

Women are attracted to confidence and with confidence comes directness. If you dont fear rejection....you take it in stride and dont make it uncomfortable for both of you...

You become the type who can be rejected and not take it too personal...not complain and make it difficult...or go home and brood on it for days...you can do anything.

Any woman you can make laugh is in your league. The only people who cant get the women they desire are the ones who convince themselves they cant....and cant suffer a rejection by a few without receding into a shell.

Once you stop giving a ****...they start wanting to **** you.

It probably shouldnt be that way....but it is.

This was a great post. I drew some parallels to this guy and me.

I remember the last bitch I was interested in telling me that she got another boyfriend and all I could think about was how everytime I talk to this bitch she's with another man and is a huge **** to me yet everytime she isn't dating someone she talks to me and spews a bunch of bullshit and I ignore my own understanding and forge on.

I've had girls say shit to me like "I don't even know why you're the rebound option, you're literally perfect" and a bunch of other bullshit and I just ended up calling them stupid ***** like they were.

[russwest0]

If I wanted to I could easily fit the cliche mold of what so many girls are looking for.

I've gotten pretty good at two musical instruments (and not like I care, but so many girls bring it up when talking to me if they know about it), I think about things all of the time, so I'm a good guy to talk to when they are going through shit.

I have a decent build of good muscle and not too much fat, yet I don't look like a meathead at all, I have decent hair, I've been told that I have good eyes and all of this shit.

Honestly f*ck women. Selfish cuntbags is mostly what I see around my age.

[TylerOO]

I've had girls say shit to me like "I don't even know why you're the rebound option, you're literally perfect" and a bunch of other bullshit and I just ended up calling them stupid ***** like they were.

:oldlol:

[KevinNYC]

I measured my dick at almost 8 and a half inches the other day so I think thats decent enough as well. Maybe I should use it to exchange nudes or something, I don't even know man.
I don't know how much of this trolling, but your dick size has nothing to do if she's interested. Zero. And unless she asks she definitely doesn't want to see pictures of your dick. Seriously. I've seen female porn starlets complain about unsolicited dick pics. The vast majority only care about a dick if they care about the guy behind the dick. A woman decides if you're someone she wants to sleep with waaaaaaaay before she learns about your dick.

The only way this could affect you is if you are hung up on this.


I'm a confusing person in the real world, and thats about all that I feel I have to offer. Many times I can tell when women are interested in me but then I'll say something sarcastic, or say something off-putting and f*ck it up.
Like mentioned in earlier threads, I don't think you are aware of how you come off to other people. If there is meanness hiding behind your sarcasm, women will pick that up very quick. Even if women want "bad boys," they don't want hostile guys who are constantly pissed off. Vicious Sarcasm or pissed off hostility are read (properly in most cases) as threats.

You know how Christians ask themselves What Would Jesus do? It's a way of checking themselves. I think you should develop some sort of check, ask yourself, Is this going to sound wrong? Am I going to come off as an insensitive dick? Am I about to **** this up? You might need to learn a little empathy and see things from other's eyes. You asked in one thread, why do people care about food? That sounds a little robotic.

If I were you, I would make sure I was comfortable around women before trying to get laid. That is hanging out with women without the expectation it will go further. Attractive girls have guys coming at them all day long in all sorts of way. If can be comfortable around women, it will build your confidence/come off like confidence. If you can be around a woman and she feels you aren't desperate to get in her pants, ironically you will have a better shot of doing it.


If you're not trolling, props on your honesty.

[Kblaze8855]

Youre putting way too much thought into this.

It doesnt matter if youre a good guy....if you have good muscle...decent hair...

There are douchebags, who are not quite fat, and already balding....****ing nice looking women. You know it. You see it all around you.

All this self evaluation does is make it obvious you arent as confident as you intend to project.

Here is about all you need to do/worry about...if you are even...average in appearance.

1. Shower often and dont wear dirty clothes.

2. Keep your hair at least...presentable. As in clean and somewhat trimmed.

3. Dont stare from a distance...go up and speak. Look them in the eye...dont act like they are above you because they have a ******. Talk like you would talk to a friend.

Advanced tips if you have your own place....

Dont keep dirty clothes laying around.

Keep the shower/tub/toilet clean. Have clean towels.

Keep good toilet paper...not 1 dollar for 4 rolls bullshit.

Get an actual comforter on your bed...not just blankets on blankets.

Dont have roommates if the woman you ask to come over is over 21.


And truth be told...most of that doesnt even matter if you do 1 and 3.

Dont stink and dont treat them like they are better than you.

Those are really the only important ones.

You can **** an 8 in your moms basement on a mattress without sheets if you are decent smelling, funny, and direct. And everybody is funny to somebody.

[KevinNYC]

This was a great post. I drew some parallels to this guy and me.

I remember the last bitch I was interested in telling me that she got another boyfriend and all I could think about was how everytime I talk to this bitch she's with another man and is a huge **** to me yet everytime she isn't dating someone she talks to me and spews a bunch of bullshit and I ignore my own understanding and forge on.

I've had girls say shit to me like "I don't even know why you're the rebound option, you're literally perfect" and a bunch of other bullshit and I just ended up calling them stupid ***** like they were.

If I wanted to I could easily fit the cliche mold of what so many girls are looking for.

I've gotten pretty good at two musical instruments (and not like I care, but so many girls bring it up when talking to me if they know about it), I think about things all of the time, so I'm a good guy to talk to when they are going through shit.

I have a decent build of good muscle and not too much fat, yet I don't look like a meathead at all, I have decent hair, I've been told that I have good eyes and all of this shit.

Honestly f*ck women. Selfish cuntbags is mostly what I see around my age.

Or you could keep this attitude and remain an angry virgin. Are you going to try for your wizard hat?

[nathanjizzle]

This is the most beta thread i have ever read

[russwest0]

kblaze you are spot on. I need to work on being more assertive and need to stop over thinking shit and just let go. It's not something thats easily done and I think I'd be best off if I started off with some sort of baby steps

and kevin you are right as well, I need to get over the past where I unfortunately encountered a mega **** as my "first love" and stupidly hung around getting dragged through the mud

moving on from the past is not something thats easily done when you get attatched to feelings and caught up in thought patterns that leave you hungry for the things you never got and shit. moving on is a long process of feeling empty until the emptiness slowly fades... I just need to do everything in my power to make sure it doesn't come back again.

[russwest0]

This is the most beta thread i have ever read

ain't nothing beta about a few guys on the internet talking about their feelings.

[KevinNYC]

moving on from the past is not something thats easily done when you get attatched to feelings and caught up in thought patterns that leave you hungry for the things you never got and shit. moving on is a long process of feeling empty until the emptiness slowly fades... I just need to do everything in my power to make sure it doesn't come back again.

That hungriness? Women can smell that and it usually turns them off. They don't want to be the thing you'd eat because you are starving. They want to be the entree you pick from all the others on your favorite menu.

Sadness is not something that turns them off though. Women understand sadness.

You may want to find a way to deal with sadness other anger and blocking it out forever. You're a young kid, it's probably a good time to learn to put aside shit like what is Alpha and What is beta and other people's structures.

You basically seem like you want to try to change, but another part of you doesn't and feels change is somehow inauthentic. That's like one of the basic challenges of growing up. Props to you though, some folks never want to grow up.

Go watch Say Anything a couple of times until you feel better.

http://photo2.ask.fm/967/946/547/60003013-1s50n3n-4hco23o9hbqrmj5/original/file.jpg

[russwest0]

That hungriness? Women can smell that and it usually turns them off.

Of course they can. Women are like f*cking sharks.... yet every dumb mother ****er keeps telling me... "There's plenty of fish in the sea!" No, you goddamn fools, they're all ****ing sharks.

[Kblaze8855]

Moving on from the past gets easier the more past you have. You dont even need to connect sex and your feelings right now as odd as that may sound to someone being emotional about it.

Bet your ass that most sex outside a relationship is not between people who really care for each other.

You just go have a good time.....and maybe start to call the one or two who seem to enter your mind when you arent thinking about sex a little more often.

Im not saying go **** 16 women by christmas...or even try to **** one. Im saying when you go in looking for perfect traits and girlfriend potential and comparing them in your head to failed loves and an unrealistic ideal woman...you just **** yourself over.

See a girl you think is cute...walk up and introduce yourself...she laughs in the first 30 seconds...stick around another couple minutes. Dont press. dont follow her around.

If you are sure to see her again(class or work enviroment)....walk away. Leave her wondering more about you. Dont ask for a number. Just move on and dont think about it.

If you might not see her again...ask for her number before you go. You would be surprised how many will give it to you. They dont care. Youre amusing and potentially interested. They are as nervous and needy of reassurance as you are. Often more so.

Dont act like them giving you the number is a big deal. Ask if they want to give it to you...look her right in the eye.

Sometimes they say no...sometimes they have a boyfriend...you never know. But they file away that you asked either way. The confidence is a good look.

You dont walk up evaluating her wifey potential.

you see her...you want her...talk to her. She will know why. Her response tells you what to do from there.

She wont think you approached her because you want a new friend....they know how we are. They are the same way. Dont wait till the situation(work...school) forces you together and small talk leads to friendship.

Go...generate the relationship from scratch. It makes it clear what you want...she will get the message.

She might not respond right away....but she knows.

You would be surprised how many attractive women genuinely dont know that almost every male they know...wants to **** them.

I dont know if its willful ignorance or what...but they need you to be direct. Not to say "Wanna go ****?" as an introduction. But when you hang back and let a friendship develop over time..they might not know. And by the time its clear...you are a friend...not a guy to ****.

Confidence matters more than anything....because confident guys put it right on the line...through their actions...words...appearance.

If you dont believe you can make it happen...you probably cant.

[russwest0]

and i dont know what that movie is but I imagine it's some totally unrealistic cheesy movie with a happy ending about love.

yeah, I tried some of that classic movie shit.

called a girl up, tried to explain myself to her. I told her that I like too many things and often end up jumping around from falling thing to thing until I drop, and end up feeling empty. I told her that I don't really have much to offer her, except my own confusion, and that it probably wasn't enough. I was going to continue but got interrupted and she told me that she didn't care and said goodbye. So I just said okay.

Haven't talked to her since.

Word to the wise; don't do what I do, or whatever these smiling liars on the big screen do. Shit ain't like the movie kids.

[LJJ]

Ignoring some of the obvious issues with this topic....

The #1 problem ive noticed with guys I know who cant get women is them assuming its difficult to begin with. I have a friend who while not a virgin...probably has not had sex in 2-3 years. He tells me about women telling him hes too nice. Hes into biological chemistry. Has his degree....going for his masters. Literally runs marathons. Hes funny...one of the nicest people I know. Honest. Just a great guy...he also has a handlebar mustache now and then. Odd guy....but fun to be around.

Seems all too common really. I honestly think it has something to do with the whole internet generation making people more sheltered. I think the whole west is slowly moving towards what Japan is these days, with like 1/3 of adults under 30 having never been in a relationship or some crazy number like that.

I know a few people like that. My best friend is like that. Turned 29 this year. I've known him for 6 years now and in those 6 years he hasn't had a girlfriend or any big fling that I know of. Tried to help him here and there but it's not happening for now. He earns good money, has a career, isn't ugly, sociable, is friends with girls, for whatever reason he just can't close with girls. At least he has been hitting the gym religiously the past months, putting some muscle on that small frame isn't going to hurt these chances.

But I know too many dudes like that. It just seems a lot a guys have never really learned how to talk to women. How to show their interest in someone in a positive way. The whole nice guy phenomenon has sometthing to do with this. The whole theredpill and "pick up artist" (:rolleyes: ) phenomenon has something to do with this. Just guys trying to get at women in the most desperate way imaginable with no success, because they never understood how to get a girl the normal way. And they are just digging a deeper hole by going down that road.

[KevinNYC]

and i dont know what that movie is but I imagine it's some totally unrealistic cheesy movie with a happy ending about love..that's your problem right there

[Nanners]

kind of scary how many elliot roger types we have around here

[russwest0]

that's your problem right there

****. why can't i be john cusack

[ace23]

I've been to huge parties and have had girls grabbing me by the arm and shit, but I don't have anywhere to take them to ****.
Worst excuse I've ever heard. :oldlol:

[hihellohi765]

Just drink and hang out. It's hard to not to mess up from there.

[ROCSteady]

all u need is my Spotify playlist I devised for wooing all kinds- whores AND emtionally distant artsy kinda broads

[Jailblazers7]

OP, just make yourself worth wanting.

Protip: Women are just as "shallow" as men when it comes to valuing looks over most other traits, especially when just trying to f*ck someone. But you need to make yourself better because you want to be, not because you're doing it just to get bitches. Being in your 20s working a minimum wage job should cause you greater distress than not getting bitches.

Start lifting and start valuing yourself first. Then women will come in time. Then you can worry about what to say to women and all of that jazz.

Yeah, I'd agree with you and it's because "looks" signal a lot about a person. Someone who keeps in shape, wears clothing that fits/look good, well-groomed, etc is someone who takes care of themselves and advertises themselves as responsible and confident. It's the same reason guy want a slim girl who wears nice clothes and does her hair and make-up well. It makes you look better and shows that you actually give a shit.

[GimmeThat]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G6QDNC4jPs


may God help you

[rufuspaul]

If they go to the school, they probably do. If not go to the bathroom at the party, seriously.


This. A drunk, horny college girl will **** you anywhere. I met this chick at a frat party once, both of us drunk and horny. Convinced her to come back to my dorm which was literally a block away. We never made it there because we ended up doing it in the bushes behind the frat house. Ah, the golden undergrad years.

[TylerOO]

This. A drunk, horny college girl will **** you anywhere. I met this chick at a frat party once, both of us drunk and horny. Convinced her to come back to my dorm which was literally a block away. We never made it there because we ended up doing it in the bushes behind the frat house. Ah, the golden undergrad years.

:lol

College is where it's at for easy *****. Two weeks ago I was at my boys college, leaving a house party. Drunk bitch comes up to me and is like "OMG Im sooo black out drunk I need to get home. Can you walk me?"

I was like....

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/cdxfghdxfh.png

Literally never saw or talked to this bitch in my life. Ofcourse I accepted the task to walk her home. Walked her back, went to her room :oldlol: .

It's that easy in college.

[TylerOO]

It's all fun and games until you're accused of rape. Hopefully you were good enough that she won't regret it. Then you'll b safe.

True. She initiated everything though in all seriousness. And she only knows my first name. I don't go to that school so its not like I'll see her every again most likely.

[BasedTom]

Treat women like humans and don't be grotesquely ugly. You're welcome.
http://i.imgur.com/6R1gOZL.gif

You vastly underestimate how shallow most women are

[DeuceWallaces]

If you're really desperate just get drunk and go to some party. Maybe put a condom on your dick before you go out just to be safe.

[TylerOO]

If the ISH Brethren really want to help getting laid, I'll tell them.. but first they gotta suck my dick. Fair is fair.

PM me.

[dubeta]

Go to jail and drop the soap

Not so hard now is it?

[Jailblazers7]

http://i.imgur.com/6R1gOZL.gif

You vastly underestimate how shallow most women are

You vastly underestimate how shallow men are apparently

[TonyMontana]

You are immature and clearly not ready for a relationship. One of your "positive traits" is having an 8 inch dick. As if girls should be impressed and split their legs for you based on that info alone. What the ****?

For one, as a virgin how would any girl even know how big your dick is. Two, dick size doesn't ****ing matter unless you legit have a micro dick. Your mind is obviously tainted by porn.

[GimmeThat]

You vastly underestimate how shallow men are apparently

taking power plays in the bedroom over power plays in the board room


very, very, shallow indeed

[GimmeThat]

http://i.imgur.com/6R1gOZL.gif

You vastly underestimate how shallow most women are

at least its not the worst guidelines to help the male species set some goals

[BasedTom]

You vastly underestimate how shallow men are apparently
Nope. If anything I'm implying that we're more or less the same. A lot of guys apparently have this Disney view of the world that girls don't like or don't want sex and have to be "convinced" or won over through some elaborate means.

Nope. Just put in hours at the gym, dress well, and you can do quite nearly anything. When you're at the club, you're looking for a good time, not your dream wife. The same applies to them.

[Jailblazers7]

Nope. If anything I'm implying that we're more or less the same. A lot of guys apparently have this Disney view of the world that girls don't like or don't want sex and have to be "convinced" or won over through some elaborate means.

Nope. Just put in hours at the gym, dress well, and you can do quite nearly anything. When you're at the club, you're looking for a good time, not your dream wife. The same applies to them.

That'd what treat her like a human means lol. Like a normal person instead of some distant idol.

[GimmeThat]

Nope. If anything I'm implying that we're more or less the same. A lot of guys apparently have this Disney view of the world that girls don't like or don't want sex and have to be "convinced" or won over through some elaborate means.

Nope. Just put in hours at the gym, dress well, and you can do quite nearly anything. When you're at the club, you're looking for a good time, not your dream wife. The same applies to them.

they don't need to be "convinced"

they just want something in return.



even the shallow people are getting married. haven't you heard?

[Draz]

At this point just keep it for marriage.

[Balla_Status]

:lol

College is where it's at for easy *****. Two weeks ago I was at my boys college, leaving a house party. Drunk bitch comes up to me and is like "OMG Im sooo black out drunk I need to get home. Can you walk me?"

I was like....

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Literally never saw or talked to this bitch in my life. Ofcourse I accepted the task to walk her home. Walked her back, went to her room :oldlol: .

It's that easy in college.

Man...that reminds me of spring break. A girl traveled with us down to South Padre Beach and got drunk on the beach. She asked some random guy to walk her back to our RV. She simply just wanted a dude by her side to take care of her. I had no idea who this dude was when he arrived but he went to the bathroom and she said she just used him for the walk back and wanted him to leave. I thought that was pretty ****ed up of her. I felt bad for the dude...thought he was going to get some.

Spring break...drunk hot chick...walk back to her place...any guy probably would've done it.

[Balla_Status]

For me personally I'm 21 y/o and still a virgin. It's not a big deal to me, but I wouldn't mind losing my v card soon.

I'm 6'0 tall, 160, have decent skin, good teeth, a decent face, I'm intelligent enough to not come across as a moron, and all throughout high school I was that guy who had girls interested in him simply because I was nice and a not a douchebag. Plus most people who actually know me often say shit like "you should be a comedian," etc. so I have a decent sense of humor.

Yet for whatever reason I can't seem to get laid. I've had my chances and ****ed up but thats in the past now so I'm focused on moving forward.

I measured my dick at almost 8 and a half inches the other day so I think thats decent enough as well. Maybe I should use it to exchange nudes or something, I don't even know man.

So tell me ISH, what steps do I need to take to get laid within the next couple of months? Messaging girls on facebook? Downloading tinder? Spontaneously talking to attractive women I see in public? Help a brother out. I'll also offer whatever advice I can to any others looking for help.

I lost my virginity at 21 bro. My advice? Go out on New Years.

Don't follow this book religiously but check out the book The Game by Neil Strauss. It's a bit douchey but really those guys develop themselves into some cool dudes and travel quite extensively. I think that's more or less why the guy did so well not because he played "good game."

Read books in general. You see a cute girl around your area with a book? Ask her about it. She'll love to talk about it. Tell her about the books you've read recently. Such an easy convo.

[Le Shaqtus]

Women are dumb.

You can be super nice to them, go out on dates and they won't be interested. And the one's that you aren't interested in start liking you right under your nose and you don't even know it until the last minute. Unlike most on ISH I don't proclaim to be a ladies man, but treat everyone equally and I'm pretty old fashioned when it comes to taking girls out.

I went on two dates with two seperate girls a week and a bit ago and had a super fun time, but both turned me down. Then I ended up sleeping with my co worker last night even though I've done nothing to merit that despite just getting along really well with her.

It was probably not a good idea, but oh well :lol

[russwest0]

Women are dumb.

You can be super nice to them, go out on dates and they won't be interested. And the one's that you aren't interested in start liking you right under your nose and you don't even know it until the last minute. Unlike most on ISH I don't proclaim to be a ladies man, but treat everyone equally and I'm pretty old fashioned when it comes to taking girls out.

I went on two dates with two seperate girls a week and a bit ago and had a super fun time, but both turned me down. Then I ended up sleeping with my co worker last night even though I've done nothing to merit that despite just getting along really well with her.

It was probably not a good idea, but oh well :lol

how did you initiate sleeping with your coworker?

i have one or a few at my job that i could probably bang.

[Le Shaqtus]

how did you initiate sleeping with your coworker?

i have one or a few at my job that i could probably bang.

I didn't initiate anything, other than the fact that she confessed that she liked me which is why it ended up happening. I was studying for my finals and she just got home from work, was a little tipsy and told me to come over.

[riseagainst]

yo bro, you got a 8.5 inch dick, plus you are white. You don't even need to try. Just go out to places where people gather and the pvssy will converge on you.
Just wear really tight skinny jeans so your dick can bulge out. Girls will be all over that. They'd be eye fcking you all night thirsting for your big c0ck.

[russwest0]

You are immature and clearly not ready for a relationship. One of your "positive traits" is having an 8 inch dick. As if girls should be impressed and split their legs for you based on that info alone. What the ****?

For one, as a virgin how would any girl even know how big your dick is. Two, dick size doesn't ****ing matter unless you legit have a micro dick. Your mind is obviously tainted by porn.

I don't know why "positive traits" is in quotations because I don't even remember using that phrase.

This thread is about getting laid, and sexting is often one of the steps that leads to getting laid, so I included my dick size if any ISH brothers wanted to suggest I go the sexting route.

[russwest0]

I deleted tinder a while back.

Maybe I should re download it?

Seems to be one of the easiest methods if it works.

[russwest0]

At this point just keep it for marriage.

marriage is pointless.